Eesh. I've been real busy lately. Anyway, here's the next chapter. This is where it's going to get troublesome. I really hope I don't get in trouble for this, but it's all for the art of the the fan fiction. And to answer Anubis24's question, Mr. Fujiyama really only appeared in episode 2. In any case, he's the teacher now (evil chuckle).

I own none of this. Southpark belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey Parker and Matt Stone belong to themselves. Digimon belongs to Toei and others who were involved in the creation. This is only for fun and I plan on gaining nothing from this. Now there really is no turning back.

Digimon the Movie X: Longer, Wronger, and Unadulterated
Chapter 3: Resolved? Uh oh.

"All right everyone," the counselor explained. "Your mothers insisted that you be taken out of class and put into rehabilitation to get you all off of your swearing habit. Yes, Takeru?"

"I don't belong here. I didn't even see the movie," TK said.

"You're such a fucking wuss," Davis chuckled.

"Now, see. That's what we need to tackle. So I've set up some easy steps to follow to help you."

"1) instead of ass, say buns 2) instead of shit, say poo 3) with bitch, drop the 't' because bich is Latin for generosity 4) don't say fuck anymore" Cody counted off. The group stared at him.

"Very good, Hida-san," the counselor applauded. "See. It's simple as that! Now let's all try it."

Hours and a catchy song later, they were finally released with a clean report. They memorized the steps necessary to cure them of their habit and they were free for the rest of the afternoon for "personal reflection". To reflect, the entire class went to see a movie.

"Man! That movie gets better every time!" Yolie declared as they left the theater.

"Hey!" the ticket guy shouted, but they just ignored him.

"Yeah, but that part about lighting the farts on fire really is bull shit," Davis said. "I've never seen that before, and I've seen it all."

"Of course you can," Ken explained. "It's methane gas and it's flammable."

"Heh heh. You said gas," Davis chuckled.

"No. Look. I'll show you," Cody said. "Hey, Benny! Come over here!"

"Yeah guys?"

"You can light farts on fire, right?" Ken asked him.

"Yeah, check it out," Benny said. He pulled out a lighter and bent forward slightly. He lit the flame and suddenly, a little fireball appeared. Benny chuckled. But then the flame caught his clothes and he burst into flames!

"PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!" Benny screamed. An ambulance screeched to a halt, which was then rear ended by a truck full of salt. The load of salt poured out of the truck and extinguished the flaming Benny, thus creating another uncomfortable situation for Benny.

"Oh my God! They killed Benny!" Yolie shouted in horror.

"Those bastards!" Cody roared.

"Wow. Was I ever wrong," Davis admitted.

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The children stood idly in the waiting room at the hospital. Poor, poor Benny had been rushed into the Operating Room only to over-dose on morphine, be electrocuted by the defibrillator, and spontaneously combust. Sure they were sad that their friend had died, but they were more worried about what their mothers were going to do to them when they found out. And how right they were. The mothers burst into the room through the double doors.

"So you saw that movie again!" Mrs. Ichijouji shrieked. "You are grounded Ken!"

"You too, Yolie!"

"And so are you, Cody!

"And you're grounded with no soccer, Davis!"

"What? That's bullshit!" Davis shouted as they were led away.

"What? What was that word young man?" Mrs. Ichijouji scolded.

As for Benny, he was on his way to oblivion. He floated through space, upward toward a shining light. The light was warm. The light was good. He reached out, ready to accept the light. But as he reached the thresh hold, alarms began to go off and he fell. He fell and he fell and the air began to grow hot and thick. It became dark. Demons swirled around him, taunting him. Grabbing him and stretching him and throwing him around. They finally threw him out of the spiraling ring-of-fire and he once again floated in the void. He remained suspended in nothingness, terribly confused. He wasn't going to Heaven and he wasn't going to Hell. So then where the hell was he supposed to go?

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"Our children have been corrupted!" Mrs. Ichijouji spoke out at the PTA meeting. "We have to do something about this!"

"But what can we do?" a young mother whimpered.

"We must blame the source of this problem!"

"The lighter?"

"The fire?"

"What about the doctors?"

"No! We must do as the rest of the world does! We must blame… America!"

Upon those words, mothers all across the country began their crusade. They created a name and a logo. They made shirts and stickers and window decals. That day, they became Mothers Against America and they had a plan.

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"All right you brats!" Jun commanded. She stood in front of the television and addressed the four who sat on the sofa. "Your moms are all away at a meeting and you're still grounded, so that means no TV! So you have to sit here and be quiet! Any questions?"

Davis raised his hand. "Yeah, Jun? What's the clitoris?"

Jun grabbed Cody's Kendo stick from his duffel bag and smashed it across Davis, breaking it upon impact. Cody yelped and inched toward Yolei.

"Now keep it down while I go watch my shoujo anime!" She marched to her room and shut the door.

"Finally," Davis groaned and powered up the television. The picture was a close-up of the talk-show host sitting at a desk.

"Tonight, we have with us the creators of the controversial film, Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Trey Parker and Matt Stone," he said. The camera zoomed out to reveal the two men sitting in arm- chairs on the camera left side of his desk. "Glad you two could make it tonight, gentlemen."

"Glad to be here," Trey said.

"Now, this film has caused quite a lot of controversy in the short time since its release. Do you wonder if it was a good idea to release it here in Japan?" the host asked.

"If America could manage to swallow it, we'd figure it'd take off here," Matt explained. "You know, those pesky American censors."

"There are quite a few special interest groups that have formed in opposition of your film. Aren't you at all worried that you might not make it back to the states because of this?"

"They'll have to catch us first," Trey laughed.

"You are right, sir," the host said, this time with a menacing tone. "NOW!" Suddenly, the JSSDF rushed the stage, coming from all directions. They aimed their rifles at the two bewildered animators.

"What the hell?" Trey shouted.

"Parker and Stone!" Mrs. Ichijouji approached. "You are under citizens arrest for the corruption of our children!"

"MOM?" Ken shrieked when he saw what his mother was doing on national television.

"Oh my God!" Davis shouted. "You're mom made the army arrest Trey Parker and Matt Stone!"

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Benny had finally fallen asleep after hanging in oblivion for some time. As he woke, he found himself in a dark place. The ground was cold and hard. The sky was a blend of black and gray. He sat up slowly and rubbed his eyes. "Where the hell am I?" he asked no one in particular.

What can happen now? Where is Benny? Who will make Southpark episodes if the show's creators are in a Japanese prison! Am I ever going to finish this fanfic!