Eesh. About damn time I got back to work on this story. There are gonna be a few road blocks in writing this thing. This may be the biggest story of my career here. All right, enough rambling. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been taken captive and the U.S. won't take it. And Benny gets an assignment.

I own none of this. Southpark belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey Parker and Matt Stone belong to themselves. Digimon belongs to Toei and others who were involved in the creation. This is only for fun and I plan on gaining nothing from this. Now I can't go back.

Digimon the Movie X: Longer, Wronger, and Unadulterated
Chapter 4: War

Early that morning, a soft roar filled the air over Japan. It grew in intensity as it drew closer to its destination. In a large building, a group of people had been gathered through long ungodly hours, toiling at their work.

"Okay. This is what I think," one said. "Instead of pairing up the red-head and the brunette like everyone thinks, we'll pair up the red-head and the blonde and just catch everyone by surprise."

"That sounds good." "Yeah. All right." The others all agreed.

"Hey. Do you hear something?" another asked. He looked out the window towards the sky. The sound grew closer: the roar of engines pulsating through the breaking dawn. Fighter planes suddenly flew into view and by the time they saw them, the building was no more.

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"Okay everyone. Now that class has started, we'll begin with the new lesson plan your mothers are making me teach," Mr. Fujiyama announced. He turned around and began to write on the board.

"Attention students and teachers!" the PA sounded.

"What now?" Fujiyama sighed.

"There is an emergency assembly in the gym. That is all."

Soon, the entire school had gathered in the gym and sat on the crowded bleachers. The counselor switched on a television. The emperor appeared on the screen, sitting at his desk.

"Today," he began his speech, "a crime has been committed against our great nation. At six o' five am, the United States has bombed Toei Animation Studios. In response to this attack, Japan has declared war against the United States of America."

The assembly gasped at the sheer shock and horror they had just heard.

"No. TK, no," Kari murmured.

"Hang on to me, Hikari," TK consoled, pulling her closer to him.

"They bombed Toei?" Fujiyama cried in disbelief.

"If the US does not fall back on their actions, then in two days, the war criminals, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, will be executed."

"Dude! They're going to kill Trey and Matt!" Davis shouted.

"They can't!" Yolei cried.

"Here with me is my newly appointed Secretary of Offense, Ms. Karen Ichijouji." The woman walked into camera view and stood next to the emperor.

"Oh my God! It's your mom!" Cody exclaimed.

"Mom?" Ken's jaw dropped.

"This only proves that our children are in greater danger than we thought!" Mrs. Ichijouji declared. "We cannot allow the crude humor and foul language of that backwards place to run rampant any longer! If the censors cannot protect our children, then we must do it for them!"

"Son of a bitch," Ken groaned.

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"Is someone out there? Hello!" Benny shouted.

"Greetings, young hero," a voice boomed. Benny cowered in surprise and glanced behind him. A large, blue dragon-like creature was approaching him from the sky. He turned around to face the creature but his legs would not move to escape. He remained frozen where he stood until the creature was finally above him.

"Oh hell…" he whimpered meekly.

"Do not fear. I am Azulonmon, one of the four guardians of the Digital World," it explained.

"D…Digital W-world?" Benny stuttered. "You mean… that place that Davis and the others have been to?"

"Yes," Azulonmon explained. "You have been chosen to quell the trouble that is once again brewing between the two worlds. There is an evil you must subdue so that the prophecy does not come true, and the worlds not destroyed."

"So you want me and my new partner to go sneak around, attack, and destroy whatever is causing you trouble?" Benny clarified.

"Partner?" Azulonmon asked. "Oh no, my boy. You are to do this alone, for you are the Chosen One." With that, Azulonmon turned his body and flew off into the distance from which he came, leaving Benny completely stunned and completely pissed.

"Wait! What do you mean I don't get a partner? Don't I at least get one of those cool gizmo things? And what prophecy? What the hell are you talking about?" But Azulonmon was long gone. "Damn it! I'm stuck here and Davis and the others are living it up at home!"

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It would have seemed to be a normal day at school. The kids hung around in their groups and cliques. It was the thundering jets cutting through skies above that broke the usual trend.

"Man, this war sucks," Davis groaned.

"Hey. What's going on over there?" Ken asked, motioning toward the tables. A crowd had gathered. TK was standing on the table.

"The government thinks that they can just come in and enforce anything they want over something so trivial as film entertainment! This war will destroy all relations between ourselves and the Americans! Think of the anime exports!"

The crowd was silent, but slowly began to disperse, mumbling among themselves.

"You guys! This is about freedom of speech! Freedom of censorship!" Kari spoke out. Davis gazed at her, mesmerized. She was speaking so passionately and was so cute at the same time. He yearned for her to be his, but it seemed as if she was already TK's. But what made TG so special? Was it his looks? Was it his hat? Or maybe it was the fact that he was sucking up by pretending to be all political about this whole war thing. Perhaps he, too, could pretend to be political to get Kari to notice him.

"What do you think, Davis?" Kari asked, approaching him. Davis instantly tossed his lunch. Kari ran for cover.

"Damn it!" Davis shouted.

"This is too much!" Cody shouted. "Ken! You gotta stop being a chicken and stand up to your mom! You were the fucking Digimon Emperor for God's sake!"

"Cody, I can't just do that to my mom."

"Your mom is just being a big bi…"

"Don't say it, Cody!" Ken shouted.

"A big bi…

"Cody!"

"A…"

"CODY!"

"All right, fine," Cody moaned and walked off.

"Cody sure has changed hasn't he," Yolie mentioned as she watched him walk away.

"I'm really getting tired of people calling my mom a…" Ken said to the others. Then Cody ran back and stopped in front of them.

"Ken's mom is a bitch! She's a big fat bitch! She's the biggest bitch in the whole world!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Shut up!" Ken screamed.

"Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!" Just then, Mrs. Ichijouji arrived in time to hear Cody's ranting. The other kids froze in terror. "Ken's mom is a big fat fucking bitch!" He glared at them when he was finished and was confused that they weren't even looking at him.

"What?" he asked. He turned around to see what they were staring at and came face to face with an angry Ichijouji-san.

"Aw, fuck," Cody grumbled.

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"As we continue the war against the Americans, we must also fight bad language at home!" Mrs. Ichijouji spoke. "We have created a technology to eliminate naughty language in our children. Professor," she motioned toward the man standing next to her. The man in the lab coat stepped up to the podium.

"We have created a device that can be implanted beneath a child's skin. When a swear word is said, an electric shock will be released, giving the child a little prick. It's much like the idea of shock therapy, only now it is somewhat humane." The professor paused to allow for questions.

"So this thing knows when a child swears?" Mr. Kamiya asked.

"That's right. Very much like a lie detector. We'll bring the subject out now," he explained and motioned toward off stage. Cody stumbled out, still wearing the surgical cap and gown. "The subject has been fitted with the device."

"Oh my head," Cody groaned. "What happened?"

"Nothing. Now then, I want you to say 'pillow'," the professor instructed, holding up a card with a picture of a pillow and the word pillow. Cody was apprehensive at first, curious as to what this strange lab-coat man's intentions were.

"Pillow," Cody said slowly.

"Now say 'doggy'."

"Doggy," Cody said, still somewhat suspicious.

"Now say 'Osaka'."

"Osaka," Cody said, this time with a proud grin.

"Now I want you to say 'dip shit'."

Cody looked to his mom who sat in the audience.

"Go ahead, sweety. It's all right," she assured him.

"Dip sh…AHHHH!"

The audience gasped and oh-ed.

"God damAHHHH!"

"Now say 'fuck face'," the professor told him.

"NO!" Cody shouted, greatly annoyed.

"Success! The child does not want to swear!"

The audience applauded, pleased with the presentation.

"But I'm the good kid! THE GOOD KID!" Cody shouted at the crowd. "It's not fair you sons of bi…AHHHH!" The applause of the crowd only intensified. Mrs. Ichijouji stood at the podium again.

"We will have our children all implanted by next week!"

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Mothers Against America was protesting in the street again. A bonfire was burning in the center of the road; Southpark paraphernalia was burning. Even the children were being forced to burn their things.

"We have to stop this," Davis growled, clenching his fists.

"Davis, we're not supposed to be here," Ken said nervously. "We're grounded and my mom will have a fit if she sees me out here. And besides, she won't listen."

"Ken. You have to stand up to her," Yolie prodded.

"Hey guys," Cody sighed, depressed.

"What's wrong with you?" Yolie asked.

"They put this thing in me," Cody explained, still low. "Now I can't swear at all."

"You can't say fuck?" Davis asked.

"No," Cody whined.

"And you can't say shit?" Davis asked again.

"No."

"So you can't say, 'I'm Cody. The dullest fucking little shit in the world'?" Davis grinned.

"FUCK YOU…AHH!" Cody shouted and was zapped.

"Cool!" Yolie laughed.

"That still doesn't solve our problem," Davis became serious. "Come on. Let's go talk to them."

"Davis! No!" Ken pleaded, but Davis was already marching toward the crowd.

"Mom! You have to stop this!" Davis proclaimed.

"Ken! What are you doing here?" his mother scolded as he approached. "You're still grounded."

"Tell her, Ken," Davis encouraged.

"Uhhhm," Ken stuttered, but fell silent.

"You guys have to stop this war!" Davis picked up the slack. But the mothers did not listen. They went on with their protesting. The kids left in defeat.

"What are we going to do?" Yolie whimpered, feeling hopeless.

"I told you they wouldn't listen to us," Ken said.

"We have to do something!" Cody exclaimed. "I'm tired of getting electrocuted!"

"Let's see," Davis said, holding his chin thoughtfully. "What would the Australian Gennai do?"

"What would any Gennai do?" Ken asked. They stood in silence for several moments, changing position every so often.

"I've got it!" Yolie yelled in excitement. "He'd get the Digidestined together!"

"Yeah," Ken smiled. "So all we have to do is get a group of kids together, Digidestined or not."

"Yeah! This is a matter for all kids!" Davis whooped. "Come on! Let's go save Trey and Matt!"­

What prophecy? What do the kids have planned? What have I done to sweet, innocent Cody? When will the next chapter come out? So many questions. Stay tuned.