Time for an update. I really want to finish this one and keep it intact. Wow. Benny's actually getting some pretty good screen time and quite a bit of dialogue. He was just supposed to be a cheap, satirical knock-off of Kenny. Good for him. Anyway, it's time to plan the next step of the war.

I own none of this. Southpark belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey Parker and Matt Stone belong to themselves. Digimon belongs to Toei and others who were involved in the creation. This is only for fun and I plan on gaining nothing from this. Now I can't go back.

Digimon the Movie X: Longer, Wronger, and Unadulterated
Chapter 5: A Plan

Benny walked down a dry, beaten path past some dried dark trees, angrily kicking stones along the way.

"Why does this shit always have to happen to me!" Benny grumbled. He brought his foot back and launched what he thought was a stone. It hit a tree and bounced back to him and lay at his feet. It glowed and started to beep steadily. "What the hell?" He leaned down and picked it up and examined it. It wasn't a stone at all. It was a hand-held mechanical device. "Cool," he said and pocketed it and continued on. He soon came to a clearing at the end of the path.

"Jebus, Harry, and Pikachu," he gasped. An impressive looking and equally evil looking castle jutted up from the ground, it's highest spires so high that they penetrated the dark haze that hung over the land. He jumped as he felt the device start to go wild in his pocket. He pulled it out and observed its behavior. He glanced back up at the castle.

"It does look pretty evil," he gulped. He put the device back into his pocket and started for the castle.

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The Japanese army had grown quickly, after yet another attack that leveled Victor Entertainment. A show was promised to all those who would enlist, the grand finale would be the execution. Now the army was parading on the streets, preparing for the ensuing battle.

"We'll use my computer," Ken said and switched it on. It took a moment for the computer to completely load. It then took another moment for the Internet to connect. During that time, Davis got an idea.

"Hey, Ken. Could you look up the word 'clitoris' first?" Davis asked.

"Huh? Oh sure," Ken said and typed "clitoris" into Google Search. The first page popped up. "Whoa! 8 million pages found!"

"Just click on the first one."

"Welcome. You must be over 18 years to view…" Ken read. "Okay," and he clicked. He suddenly sat straight up when the image came on and the video played.

"So? What is it?" Davis asked, trying to see around him.

"It's a guy and a girl having sex!"

"Is it Tai and Sora?" Yolie chuckled sarcastically.

"It IS Tai and Sora!" Ken shouted.

"What?" they yelled. They gathered around.

"Oh Tai," Sora moaned in pleasure.

'Holy Sh…AH!" Cody began but was zapped.

"Hey, did you hear something?" Tai asked. "What the… MATT! You son of a bitch! What are you doing with that camera!" Then the video footage went staticky and stopped.

"Well that was somethin'," Yolie murmured, still surprised.

"All right, all right. Let's get this over with," Davis said, redirecting their attention to the matter at hand.

"Attention everyone," Ken read as he typed. "There will be a meeting tonight to plan the liberation of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The code name is… Hantai."

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Meanwhile, the army held a meeting of their own. A large group consisting of both humans and digimon occupied a dimly lit room. In the center was a holographic module. The General stood and addressed the soldiers.

"As you all know, tomorrow night is the big show with fun and entertainment for all ages then to be followed by the execution of Stone and Parker. After the show, we will then board our planes and ships and storm the Americans. Once there, it will be very dangerous. So we have come up with Operation: Digital Shield, or Get Behind the Digi's." There was a brief pause, allowing the soldiers to exchange glances. "Will Platoon 101001 raise your hands or claws or whatever." A small cluster of small to medium sized Digimon raised their appendages. "And now will Company 99 raise your hands." The rest of the room raised their hands; three times the amount of the Digimon division.

"What the…" Gennai fumed.

"Platoon 101001, we are depending on you to protect the invading force. You will suffer heavy losses, but it will all be for a valiant cause." He approached the holographic module. A grid appeared with little chess pawns. A thin row of black pawns lead a group of white pawns. "Platoon 101001 will cover Company 99." Lasers shot and destroyed the black pawns while the white pawns advanced. "It is also imperative that you protect our planes and ships as well. Everyone is dismissed!" The room slowly cleared and was once again silent. No one was there to notice the holographic module suddenly flicker on, emit a chilling mechanical laugh, then shut off once again.

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Benny sat on the ground, cross-legged at the foot of a tall castle wall, and stared up as it disappeared into the dark haze.

"If I were evil, where would I hang out?" he asked himself. "I'd probably stay on the ground floor, because I'm lazy. But they're not me, so I assume that they would be on the very top floor." He sat and stared. "Son of a bitch," he growled. He glanced at the device in his hand. "Well, better get started," he sighed. He stood up and spat into his hands and rubbed them together. He looked up at the wall, swung his arms back and forth a bit and jumped up as high as he could. "Crap!" he shouted and landed on his face, passing through the wall as if it was made of mist.

"A fake wall?" He picked himself up and looked around. There was a stone stairwell in front of him, winding upward. With no other options, he made his way up the stairwell. Benny climbed the dark, cold stairs, singing every song from the Southpark movie twice. Upon his third round of "Uncle Fucka" there were no more stairs to climb. On the other end of the empty corridor was a heavy wooden door. Benny crept up to it and pushed it open slightly. He gasped slightly at the sight inside as a blue light and an orange light interchanged: the blue light like that of raw electricity and the orange light like the glow from a lantern. The blue light then stopped all together.

"Boy, do I feel much better," said a high, accented voice. A stubbyblack ball with bat wings stretched. It turned toward another creature, its only real body mass in its over-sized head while standing on some seven or eight tentacles.

"Now we can have our revenge on the Digidestined for defeating us and leaving us for dead."

"Yes, that will come in due time," the brain with tentacles said. It made its way over to a large stone tablet propped against a wall. "Yes. The humans are at war with themselves. And when the blood of the innocent is shed, the Digital World will rise to take over!" It writhed its thin hands together. "Yes. No one ever thought that I, Vademon, would be the one to lead the campaign against the Earth and fulfill the prophecy."

"Who said you're going to be the one to lead us?" the bat-ball snarled.

"I only brought you back from oblivion because I knew you would want to help," Vademon sneer indignantly.

"As long as I can make the Digidestined pay for ruiningall my plans and making Myotismon eat me.Demidevimon will see to that."

"And we will rule the worlds!"

"Holy crap! I have to do something," Benny hyperventilated. He fumbled with the device, punching every button it had. "Come on, if you're anything like what the others have, you'll do something useful. He continued to mess with it until it finally glowed.

Vademon and Demidevimon: the best choices for Satan and Sadam? Well, if I remember No Questions, Please correctly, Vademon seemed pretty gay and Demidevimon, well, (whispers) he has superiority issues. I mean, anyone can just resurrect one of the original really bad guys, but give the little bad guys a chance. They're angry, too.

And hantai means "resistance." Thank god for language dictionaries.