CPegasus: hello again! ^^ This chapter of Who's Idea Was This Anyway? Is
dedicated to Red-Eyes Toon Dragon (to be referred to as RETD), without whom
I'd torture Sam on a daily basis with my fangirl ranting.
Disclaimer: *to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle little star*
I do not own Yu-gi-oh,
Who's Line, the circus or Nintendo
I am just an authoress
Writing, hoping for the best
I own nothing you see here
Reader, read on with good cheer
Sam: nice.
CPegasus: thank you.
Today's intro by most embarrassing moment
HUGE HUGE thanks to Bakurakrazie; who helped me out with SO much in all my stories! ^^
***
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome one and all to the greatest show on earth!
Sam: *whispers* Hikari, that's not us. That's Barnum and Bailey.
CPegasus: . . . well in that case welcome to who's line is it anyway and let's meet tonight's contestants!
First up, "I don't, like, DO embarrassing things," Mai Valentine!
*Mai walks onstage to cheers from about 75% of the males in the audience. CPegasus hands Sam a video and tells her to get ready to play it. Mai doesn't notice and she sits down*
Next, "um . . . that time Seto found me talking to his Blue-Eyes plushie, definitely," Mokuba Kaiba!
Kaiba: *in audience* MOKUBA I TOLD YOU NEVER TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT BLUIE!
All: . . .
CPegasus: . . . Bluie?
Kaiba: . . . oh *&$% it!
Sam: *snigger*
*Mokuba walks onstage and sits down, smiling oh-so-adorably*
Third, "um . . .there was that time I walked into a wall . . . I'm wearing contacts okay? I needed glasses!" Rebecca Hawkins!
*Rebecca comes out to polite applause. She sits down blushing*
And finally, last but most certainly not least, "Getting caught working at BurgerPalooza" Tea Gardner!
*Tea comes out expecting boos from the Rabid Tea Haters. Instead, she hears RETD screaming for her at the top of his lungs and holding up a sign saying "I LOVE TEA". She smiles at him and sits down in the last available seat*
And I'm your host CPegasus; come on down and let's have some fun!
*CPegasus runs to her comfy chair*
CPegasus: welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Sam: that's right the points are like pudding bites.
CPegasus: *totally serious* pudding was not meant to be chewy.
Audience: *sweatdrop*
CPegasus: what?
Sam: first game tonight is Greatest Hits! Mokuba, Tea and Mai, this one's for you.
CPegasus: the way this works is, Tea and Mokuba are selling a compilation CD, and Rebecca is going to perform a few of the songs for us. First, I need a subject from our audience.
Audience: nutrition! Nuns!
RETD: TEA!
Audience Member: Disneyland!
Other Audience Member: Nintendo!
CPegasus: okay! Rebecca, Tea, you're selling the new hit CD, Songs of Nintendo. And start!
Tea: We'll return to our scheduled program, "The Dark Side of Santa," in just a moment. *laughter* but first, have we got a deal for you!
Mokuba: I know many of you out there are video game fans, I know I am!
Tea: well all of you will enjoy this new CD, Songs of Nintendo! Featuring such hits as Avril Lavigne's "Anything but Another Mario"! *laughter*
*The music for "Anything but Ordinary comes on. Rebecca sings*
Rebecca: I used to like to play,
Mario was cool,
But now I've seen enough of him,
For 40 years.
Oh god, please not again!
Bowser kidnapped the princess,
This plot is getting old I hate it now!
Was it enough just once?
He had to come again!
Somebody grab this game here
And take it off my hands
Starting to hate this show,
And I hate Mario!
I never wanna see another Mario game again! *Music stops. Crowd cheers*
Tea: and that's just one of the fabulous songs on this CD!
Mokuba: you know Tea, I've always liked listening to Show Tunes, haven't you?
Tea: Why, yes I have!
Mokuba: then you'll love this brand-new, never before heard edition of "Tomorrow"! *Audience laughs. Music for "Tomorrow" from Annie comes on. Rebecca, sitting perched on a stool, sings*
Rebecca: I'll finish the game
Tomorrow
Bet you all a nickel that tomorrow
I'll be done!
I'll beat up the boss
Tomorrow
And I'll finally beat that dumb game
Before the sun!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's gray
And lonely
I just grab my GameBoy!
My Toy!
And play!
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I'll beat it
Tomorrow
And won't waste my days away!
Tomorrow, tomorrow
Can't wait till
Tomorrow
I can't beat this game today! *More cheering*
Mokuba: wow. And that's just a small sample of the songs we have here!
Tea: one of my favorite styles of music is rap.
Mokuba: really?
Tea: no. And that's why there's no rap on this CD!
Mokuba: . . .
Tea: but there is this chart-topping new hit from John Meyer, "Animal Crossing!" (A/n: if you've never played Animal Crossing, you're not going to get any of this. If you have, well then you will.)
*Music for John Meyer's "No Such Thing comes on. Rebecca, once again, sings*
Rebecca: welcome to this new town he said to me
Stupid monkey
Buy a house
What you should have done
Long before you came here, hon.
I never thought that anyone could be
As annoying as that cat I had to
Talk to on the train! *laughter from those who play Animal Crossing*
I hope I never
See him again!
I have to work now
For a dumb raccoon.
And all these creatures
Are simply buffoons.
I wanna move back to where I came from
Anywhere else is
Better than this!
I run around doing animals errands
Picking up and returning their stupid things! *music stops. Rebecca bows*
Mokuba: All this and more can be yours for just $139.39!
Tea: that's right, We've got you 15 songs all about Nintendo all for just $139.39!
Mokuba: *really fast* plus-$500,000-for-shipping-handling-our-coffee-breaks- Bill's-llama-food-and-the-rest-just-because-we-like-to-annoy-you
Tea: buy it today!
*buzzzzzz*
CPegasus: okay, nice job everybody. Rebecca, that was great!
Rebecca: well duh
Sam: okay, that'll be 100 points to Mokuba for making Rebecca sing 'Tomorrow' 900 to Rebecca and 1000 for Tea.
Rebecca: what!? Why?
CPegasus: because this is RETD's special chapter.
Tea: *blush*
Sam: all right, next game is Superheroes! This one's for all of you.
CPegasus: Tea, you'll start us off. You're a superhero, dealing with a crisis. The others will come in one at a time, and you'll all work together. Now, from our lovely audience, I need a name for our first superhero.
Audience: Disco Girl! Miss Information!
Audience Member: THE BARNEY ASSASSIN! *loud cheers from rest of Audience*
CPegasus: okay Tea, you're The Barney Assassin. Your crisis is: the studio has been taken over by rabid fangirls. *laughter* And start.
Tea: *singing* I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney, put a gun to his head, pull the trigger and he's dead, first he's purple now he's red! *laughter* (a/n: ^^ thanks B/k!) oh my gosh! The studio has been taken over by fangirls! Oh what to do, what to do . . . *CPegasus tosses a Barney toy onto the stage, to be used as a prop. Tea picks it up and starts strangling it as she paces back and forth*
Mokuba: sorry I'm late Barney Assassin, what's up?
Tea: thank goodness you're here . . . *thinks* RepairMan! (A/n: don't own it, but I used to LOVE the sketch back when All That was decent)
Mokuba: *strikes a heroic pose* well of course I'm here! I'm *takes a deep breath* Repair man-man-man-man-man! So what seems to be the trouble? *Tea opens her mouth to speak, but Mokuba cuts her off* wait! Don't tell me, that ceiling fan is broken!
Tea: *looks up* no, it's not-
Mokuba: this looks like a job for *breath* Repair Man-man-man-man! *laughter* *Mokuba grabs a large toy hammer and starts demolishing the non- existent fan*
Rebecca: so sorry I'm late - hey! That was my favorite ceiling fan! *laughter*
Mokuba: thank goodness you're here . . . Study Buddy!
Rebecca: *sweet, little-girl voice* so what's the trouble? You don't have a test, do you? Cause I can help you, I'm Study Buddy, that's my job m-hmm! *nods and smiles*
Tea: NO! The problem is I have to see what color that freakish dinosaur's BLOOD is! *laughter* NO! It's NOT my revenge on Barney, I DON'T have a test, and it's NOT THE *&$^ING CEILING FAN!
Mokuba: oh! Duh! It's the coffee maker! This looks like a job for - *breath, audience says it with him* Repair Man-man-man-man!
Tea: NO! THE FANGIRLS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE STUDIO!
Rebecca: *still in that cute, little-girl voice* well, I'm not much help with fangirls but call me when you have a test and I can help you that's right I'm Study Buddy that's my job m-hmm! *audience laughs*
Mai: hey, sorry I'm late guys, what's up?
Rebecca: oh, Glomper Girl! *laughter* the fangirls have taken over the studio!
Mai: really? WHEE! BISHIES! I'm gonna go help! *runs off*
Tea, Mokuba, Rebecca: *sweatdrop*
Rebecca: *STILL in a sweet, innocent voice* I'm ever-so-sorry, but I can't help you with your fangirl problem, I have to go help my classmates study for a test cause I can help them that's right I'm Study Buddy that's my job m-hmm! *audience laughs and Rebecca walks offstage*
Mokuba: I'll help you get rid of these fangirls!
Tea: you will?
Mokuba: of course! But not until I fix that coffee maker of yours.
Tea: *looks to where Mokuba is pointing* but it's not -
Mokuba: this looks like a job for *breath* Repair Man-man-man-man! *runs off*
Tea: . . . *shrug* well I'M not in danger from fangirls . . . I'm gonna go kill Barney now. *loud cheers, Tea walks off. Buzzer sounds for end of the game*
CPegasus: great job people! Rebecca, you are just the best little actress! ^^
Sam: that'll be 5000 points to everyone, nice performance.
CPegasus: now, it's time for a commercial break. But instead of that, we're gonna show you Mai's most embarrassing moment!
Mai: O_O WHERE DID YOU GET THAT VIDEO!?
CPegasus: I'm the authoress, I can do anything. Sam, role tape.
*On the video, we see Mai sitting in her bathroom in a bathrobe and curlers, with no make-up on, and singing along to a Brittany Spears song using a hairbrush as a microphone*
Mai: STOP! STOP THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP THAT! *is mortified*
Sam: there you have it folks, you've just witnessed Mai's most embarrassing moment.
CPegasus: *snigger* okay, next game is Scenes From a Hat. You all know how this works.
Sam: *pulls a slip of paper out of a battle helmet* the first topic is: scenes they edit out of Barney *laughter* and start
*Rebecca and Mokuba come out, to be the little kids on the show*
Rebecca, Mokuba: *sing* I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney, put a gun to his head, pull the trigger and he's dead, first he's purple now he's red *laughter*
Tea: now kids, today we're going to learn about the evils of smoking!
Mai: kids, as much as I'm paid to say otherwise, I hate all of you passionately.
*Tea whispers something to Mokuba, who blushes and agrees, then walks onstage and drags Rebecca up with him*
Mokuba: *blushes hotly and gives Rebecca a very strong stage kiss. Audience whoops and whistles. Both of them sit down, still blushing*
CPegasus: I could do this all day, but I won't.
Sam: next topic is: how fairy tales REALLY ended.
Tea: *drags Mai up with her* Miss . . .
Mai: Goldilocks. *laughter*
Tea: Miss Goldilocks, the jury has found you guilty of breaking and entering a private dwelling, as well as *pretends to look at a clipboard* breaking a chair and eating porridge. *laughter*
Mokuba: wait just a minute, there's a jetpack under the tortoise's shell! *laughter*
Rebecca: and everybody died, the end. *laughter*
Mai: and so, the three little pigs were eaten by the more powerful Wolf, who lived happily ever after.
Sam: never-before-heard jump-rope rhymes.
Rebecca: I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney . . .
Mai: Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella, bibbity- bo, she kissed two, now she's in jail for bigamy. *laughter*
Tea, Mai, Rebecca: *all chant together* (A/n: NOT MINE! This is from Guys and Dolls, the movie. I just love it so I wanted to put it in.) One meow, two meow, three meow, Scat! What's the initial of that cool Tom Cat? Is it a,b,c,d,e,f,g? Is it h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,p? Is it l m n o p, q, r, s,t? no it's You! You're the cat for me!
Tea: *pulls a jump rope out of nowhere and actually jumps to this rhyme, with Rebecca and Mai spinning the rope for her* Strawberry Shortcake, cream on top, what is the name of your sweetheart? *singing through the alphabet double-time* is it a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z, what do ya know, this girl right here, musta been drinking some strong beer, seems she slept with every one, get her help call 911! *roaring laughter*
CPegasus: *buzz* this is getting out of control, one more topic Sam.
Sam: okay, what CPegasus does in her free time *smirk*
CPegasus: 0.0 *gulp*
Mokuba: I'm gonna write fanfiction!
Rebecca: *sing-song* Pegasus, Pegasus, Pegasus!
CPegasus: *anime temple-pulsing thingamabob*
Tea: hmm, I've got nothing to do. I guess I'll sit here like a lazy slob and watch too much anime and read too much fanfiction!
Sam: *buzz* okay, stop there, you got it.
CPegasus: 50000 points each to Rebecca and Mokuba, 20000for Mai and 10000 for Tea.
Mokuba, Rebecca: ^^ yay!
Sam: but the points don't matter anyway so it won't change the outcome.
All: aww . . .
CPegasus: okay, next game is Dating Game, a.k.a. Let's Make a Date! Mokuba, you'll be on a dating gameshow, and these three are your bachelorettes. The catch is, they each have a weird quirk or identity that you have to guess at the end. Ready? And start!
Mokuba: bachelorette number one, how much would you say you like your job?
Rebecca: *the Grim Reaper* um . . . it has it's perks . . . but then there are always people running away from me screaming their stupid mortal heads off . . . *shrug* it's a living. *laughter* (A/n: thanks to Starkiss for the idea)
Mokuba: uh-huh . . . Bachelorette 2, what's your favorite song?
Tea: *Scar, from The Lion King* ANYTHING but "It's a Small World" *laughter*
Mokuba: okay, I can live with that . . . number three, what's your favorite movie?
Mai: *failed kindergarten* uuuuuummmmmm . . . I liked The Lion King! *laughter*
Mokuba: hey, me too! Number 2, what would you say is the biggest mistake you ever made?
Tea: letting that bratty cub live, DEFINITELY letting him live. That was a mistake . . .
Mokuba: uh . . . number three, same question.
Mai: *looking at her feet* I told Teacher that Jupiter was covered in Mice. *laughter from those who read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix*
Mokuba: okay then, number one, if you were an animal, what would you be?
Rebecca: a raven. Definitely a raven.
Mokuba: okay then.
SFX: buzzzzzz
CPegasus: time's up. Mokuba, who were they?
Mokuba: Rebecca was . . . um . . . some kind of monster?
CPegasus: close, she was the Grim Reaper. Tea?
Mokuba: she was Scar from The Lion King.
Sam: exactly right!
Mokuba: and Mai was . . . stupid?
CPegasus: no, she failed kindergarten.
Mokuba: oh . . .
CPegasus: okay then, that's 500 points to Rebecca, 200 to Mokuba and 500 for Tea. And it's time for another commercial break!
Sam: but lucky for Mai, we're going to actually go to a commercial now. *snigger* so we'll be back with the winner right after this
(We see a shot of the word "This" tap-dancing with a row of riverdancing pickles in the background)
Sam: o.0' not quite what I meant . . .
CPegasus: welcome back everyone, tonight's winner is Tea Gardner!
*Tea smiles and waves from the big chair*
CPegasus: that means these pathetic losers and me get to play Foreign Film Dub!
Sam: the way this game works is, Rebecca and Mokuba are acting out a scene in a language neither of them know. Mai and CPegasus are going to make up the translations and everyone has to work with what the others give them. From the audience, we need a language to use.
Audience: Cow! Thai! Caveman!
Sam: okay I like that one. Mokuba, Rebecca, you're acting out a scene in Caveman. There's no set scene, so just start whenever. Mai will translate for Rebecca, and CPegasus for Mokuba.
Tea: BWAHAHAHA!! XD
All: . . .
Tea: HAHA! I'm sorry! HAHAHA! Someone's HAHAHA tickling me!!!!
CPegasus: *arms crossed* RETD!
*Sam pulls back the desk in front of the comfy chair and we see RETD tickling Tea's feet*
CPegasus: *taps her foot*
RETD: ^_^"" ahehe . . . I'll just be going back to my seat now . . .
CPegasus: yes. That you will.
*RETD goes back to his seat*
Sam: -_- okay, start the game already.
Mokuba: ooga oog, grunt ooga ugh!
CPegasus: I must go to the doctor now, there is an aardvark in my pants *laughter*
Rebecca: oog oggo grunt ugga ugg!
Mai: why must you go to the doctor? I can remove that aardvark in a minute!
Mokuba: grunt ooga uuugggh grunt oog grunt uga!
CPegasus: no! I don't want the aardvark removed; I will keep it and name it Frances. *laughter*
Rebecca: oog grunt goog ugga ugh?!
Mai: then why do you go to the doctor?!
Rebecca: grunt ooga uhg!
Mai: and Frances is a terrible name for an aardvark! *laughter*
Mokuba: ooga ooga grunt goog oggo uhg uh!
CPegasus: silence wench! I shall go to the doctor and not get this aardvark removed from my pants! *laughter*
Rebecca: grunt ooga guh hug uhg googuh uuuh gu grunt!
Mai: I shall eat your soul for my breakfast scrambled like a goose. Let's get hitched. *roaring laughter*
SFX: buzzzzzz
Sam: okay that's WAY more than enough of that. See you all next time on Who's Line is it Anyway!
Disclaimer: *to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle little star*
I do not own Yu-gi-oh,
Who's Line, the circus or Nintendo
I am just an authoress
Writing, hoping for the best
I own nothing you see here
Reader, read on with good cheer
Sam: nice.
CPegasus: thank you.
Today's intro by most embarrassing moment
HUGE HUGE thanks to Bakurakrazie; who helped me out with SO much in all my stories! ^^
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Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome one and all to the greatest show on earth!
Sam: *whispers* Hikari, that's not us. That's Barnum and Bailey.
CPegasus: . . . well in that case welcome to who's line is it anyway and let's meet tonight's contestants!
First up, "I don't, like, DO embarrassing things," Mai Valentine!
*Mai walks onstage to cheers from about 75% of the males in the audience. CPegasus hands Sam a video and tells her to get ready to play it. Mai doesn't notice and she sits down*
Next, "um . . . that time Seto found me talking to his Blue-Eyes plushie, definitely," Mokuba Kaiba!
Kaiba: *in audience* MOKUBA I TOLD YOU NEVER TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT BLUIE!
All: . . .
CPegasus: . . . Bluie?
Kaiba: . . . oh *&$% it!
Sam: *snigger*
*Mokuba walks onstage and sits down, smiling oh-so-adorably*
Third, "um . . .there was that time I walked into a wall . . . I'm wearing contacts okay? I needed glasses!" Rebecca Hawkins!
*Rebecca comes out to polite applause. She sits down blushing*
And finally, last but most certainly not least, "Getting caught working at BurgerPalooza" Tea Gardner!
*Tea comes out expecting boos from the Rabid Tea Haters. Instead, she hears RETD screaming for her at the top of his lungs and holding up a sign saying "I LOVE TEA". She smiles at him and sits down in the last available seat*
And I'm your host CPegasus; come on down and let's have some fun!
*CPegasus runs to her comfy chair*
CPegasus: welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Sam: that's right the points are like pudding bites.
CPegasus: *totally serious* pudding was not meant to be chewy.
Audience: *sweatdrop*
CPegasus: what?
Sam: first game tonight is Greatest Hits! Mokuba, Tea and Mai, this one's for you.
CPegasus: the way this works is, Tea and Mokuba are selling a compilation CD, and Rebecca is going to perform a few of the songs for us. First, I need a subject from our audience.
Audience: nutrition! Nuns!
RETD: TEA!
Audience Member: Disneyland!
Other Audience Member: Nintendo!
CPegasus: okay! Rebecca, Tea, you're selling the new hit CD, Songs of Nintendo. And start!
Tea: We'll return to our scheduled program, "The Dark Side of Santa," in just a moment. *laughter* but first, have we got a deal for you!
Mokuba: I know many of you out there are video game fans, I know I am!
Tea: well all of you will enjoy this new CD, Songs of Nintendo! Featuring such hits as Avril Lavigne's "Anything but Another Mario"! *laughter*
*The music for "Anything but Ordinary comes on. Rebecca sings*
Rebecca: I used to like to play,
Mario was cool,
But now I've seen enough of him,
For 40 years.
Oh god, please not again!
Bowser kidnapped the princess,
This plot is getting old I hate it now!
Was it enough just once?
He had to come again!
Somebody grab this game here
And take it off my hands
Starting to hate this show,
And I hate Mario!
I never wanna see another Mario game again! *Music stops. Crowd cheers*
Tea: and that's just one of the fabulous songs on this CD!
Mokuba: you know Tea, I've always liked listening to Show Tunes, haven't you?
Tea: Why, yes I have!
Mokuba: then you'll love this brand-new, never before heard edition of "Tomorrow"! *Audience laughs. Music for "Tomorrow" from Annie comes on. Rebecca, sitting perched on a stool, sings*
Rebecca: I'll finish the game
Tomorrow
Bet you all a nickel that tomorrow
I'll be done!
I'll beat up the boss
Tomorrow
And I'll finally beat that dumb game
Before the sun!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's gray
And lonely
I just grab my GameBoy!
My Toy!
And play!
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I'll beat it
Tomorrow
And won't waste my days away!
Tomorrow, tomorrow
Can't wait till
Tomorrow
I can't beat this game today! *More cheering*
Mokuba: wow. And that's just a small sample of the songs we have here!
Tea: one of my favorite styles of music is rap.
Mokuba: really?
Tea: no. And that's why there's no rap on this CD!
Mokuba: . . .
Tea: but there is this chart-topping new hit from John Meyer, "Animal Crossing!" (A/n: if you've never played Animal Crossing, you're not going to get any of this. If you have, well then you will.)
*Music for John Meyer's "No Such Thing comes on. Rebecca, once again, sings*
Rebecca: welcome to this new town he said to me
Stupid monkey
Buy a house
What you should have done
Long before you came here, hon.
I never thought that anyone could be
As annoying as that cat I had to
Talk to on the train! *laughter from those who play Animal Crossing*
I hope I never
See him again!
I have to work now
For a dumb raccoon.
And all these creatures
Are simply buffoons.
I wanna move back to where I came from
Anywhere else is
Better than this!
I run around doing animals errands
Picking up and returning their stupid things! *music stops. Rebecca bows*
Mokuba: All this and more can be yours for just $139.39!
Tea: that's right, We've got you 15 songs all about Nintendo all for just $139.39!
Mokuba: *really fast* plus-$500,000-for-shipping-handling-our-coffee-breaks- Bill's-llama-food-and-the-rest-just-because-we-like-to-annoy-you
Tea: buy it today!
*buzzzzzz*
CPegasus: okay, nice job everybody. Rebecca, that was great!
Rebecca: well duh
Sam: okay, that'll be 100 points to Mokuba for making Rebecca sing 'Tomorrow' 900 to Rebecca and 1000 for Tea.
Rebecca: what!? Why?
CPegasus: because this is RETD's special chapter.
Tea: *blush*
Sam: all right, next game is Superheroes! This one's for all of you.
CPegasus: Tea, you'll start us off. You're a superhero, dealing with a crisis. The others will come in one at a time, and you'll all work together. Now, from our lovely audience, I need a name for our first superhero.
Audience: Disco Girl! Miss Information!
Audience Member: THE BARNEY ASSASSIN! *loud cheers from rest of Audience*
CPegasus: okay Tea, you're The Barney Assassin. Your crisis is: the studio has been taken over by rabid fangirls. *laughter* And start.
Tea: *singing* I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney, put a gun to his head, pull the trigger and he's dead, first he's purple now he's red! *laughter* (a/n: ^^ thanks B/k!) oh my gosh! The studio has been taken over by fangirls! Oh what to do, what to do . . . *CPegasus tosses a Barney toy onto the stage, to be used as a prop. Tea picks it up and starts strangling it as she paces back and forth*
Mokuba: sorry I'm late Barney Assassin, what's up?
Tea: thank goodness you're here . . . *thinks* RepairMan! (A/n: don't own it, but I used to LOVE the sketch back when All That was decent)
Mokuba: *strikes a heroic pose* well of course I'm here! I'm *takes a deep breath* Repair man-man-man-man-man! So what seems to be the trouble? *Tea opens her mouth to speak, but Mokuba cuts her off* wait! Don't tell me, that ceiling fan is broken!
Tea: *looks up* no, it's not-
Mokuba: this looks like a job for *breath* Repair Man-man-man-man! *laughter* *Mokuba grabs a large toy hammer and starts demolishing the non- existent fan*
Rebecca: so sorry I'm late - hey! That was my favorite ceiling fan! *laughter*
Mokuba: thank goodness you're here . . . Study Buddy!
Rebecca: *sweet, little-girl voice* so what's the trouble? You don't have a test, do you? Cause I can help you, I'm Study Buddy, that's my job m-hmm! *nods and smiles*
Tea: NO! The problem is I have to see what color that freakish dinosaur's BLOOD is! *laughter* NO! It's NOT my revenge on Barney, I DON'T have a test, and it's NOT THE *&$^ING CEILING FAN!
Mokuba: oh! Duh! It's the coffee maker! This looks like a job for - *breath, audience says it with him* Repair Man-man-man-man!
Tea: NO! THE FANGIRLS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE STUDIO!
Rebecca: *still in that cute, little-girl voice* well, I'm not much help with fangirls but call me when you have a test and I can help you that's right I'm Study Buddy that's my job m-hmm! *audience laughs*
Mai: hey, sorry I'm late guys, what's up?
Rebecca: oh, Glomper Girl! *laughter* the fangirls have taken over the studio!
Mai: really? WHEE! BISHIES! I'm gonna go help! *runs off*
Tea, Mokuba, Rebecca: *sweatdrop*
Rebecca: *STILL in a sweet, innocent voice* I'm ever-so-sorry, but I can't help you with your fangirl problem, I have to go help my classmates study for a test cause I can help them that's right I'm Study Buddy that's my job m-hmm! *audience laughs and Rebecca walks offstage*
Mokuba: I'll help you get rid of these fangirls!
Tea: you will?
Mokuba: of course! But not until I fix that coffee maker of yours.
Tea: *looks to where Mokuba is pointing* but it's not -
Mokuba: this looks like a job for *breath* Repair Man-man-man-man! *runs off*
Tea: . . . *shrug* well I'M not in danger from fangirls . . . I'm gonna go kill Barney now. *loud cheers, Tea walks off. Buzzer sounds for end of the game*
CPegasus: great job people! Rebecca, you are just the best little actress! ^^
Sam: that'll be 5000 points to everyone, nice performance.
CPegasus: now, it's time for a commercial break. But instead of that, we're gonna show you Mai's most embarrassing moment!
Mai: O_O WHERE DID YOU GET THAT VIDEO!?
CPegasus: I'm the authoress, I can do anything. Sam, role tape.
*On the video, we see Mai sitting in her bathroom in a bathrobe and curlers, with no make-up on, and singing along to a Brittany Spears song using a hairbrush as a microphone*
Mai: STOP! STOP THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP THAT! *is mortified*
Sam: there you have it folks, you've just witnessed Mai's most embarrassing moment.
CPegasus: *snigger* okay, next game is Scenes From a Hat. You all know how this works.
Sam: *pulls a slip of paper out of a battle helmet* the first topic is: scenes they edit out of Barney *laughter* and start
*Rebecca and Mokuba come out, to be the little kids on the show*
Rebecca, Mokuba: *sing* I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney, put a gun to his head, pull the trigger and he's dead, first he's purple now he's red *laughter*
Tea: now kids, today we're going to learn about the evils of smoking!
Mai: kids, as much as I'm paid to say otherwise, I hate all of you passionately.
*Tea whispers something to Mokuba, who blushes and agrees, then walks onstage and drags Rebecca up with him*
Mokuba: *blushes hotly and gives Rebecca a very strong stage kiss. Audience whoops and whistles. Both of them sit down, still blushing*
CPegasus: I could do this all day, but I won't.
Sam: next topic is: how fairy tales REALLY ended.
Tea: *drags Mai up with her* Miss . . .
Mai: Goldilocks. *laughter*
Tea: Miss Goldilocks, the jury has found you guilty of breaking and entering a private dwelling, as well as *pretends to look at a clipboard* breaking a chair and eating porridge. *laughter*
Mokuba: wait just a minute, there's a jetpack under the tortoise's shell! *laughter*
Rebecca: and everybody died, the end. *laughter*
Mai: and so, the three little pigs were eaten by the more powerful Wolf, who lived happily ever after.
Sam: never-before-heard jump-rope rhymes.
Rebecca: I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney . . .
Mai: Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella, bibbity- bo, she kissed two, now she's in jail for bigamy. *laughter*
Tea, Mai, Rebecca: *all chant together* (A/n: NOT MINE! This is from Guys and Dolls, the movie. I just love it so I wanted to put it in.) One meow, two meow, three meow, Scat! What's the initial of that cool Tom Cat? Is it a,b,c,d,e,f,g? Is it h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,p? Is it l m n o p, q, r, s,t? no it's You! You're the cat for me!
Tea: *pulls a jump rope out of nowhere and actually jumps to this rhyme, with Rebecca and Mai spinning the rope for her* Strawberry Shortcake, cream on top, what is the name of your sweetheart? *singing through the alphabet double-time* is it a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z, what do ya know, this girl right here, musta been drinking some strong beer, seems she slept with every one, get her help call 911! *roaring laughter*
CPegasus: *buzz* this is getting out of control, one more topic Sam.
Sam: okay, what CPegasus does in her free time *smirk*
CPegasus: 0.0 *gulp*
Mokuba: I'm gonna write fanfiction!
Rebecca: *sing-song* Pegasus, Pegasus, Pegasus!
CPegasus: *anime temple-pulsing thingamabob*
Tea: hmm, I've got nothing to do. I guess I'll sit here like a lazy slob and watch too much anime and read too much fanfiction!
Sam: *buzz* okay, stop there, you got it.
CPegasus: 50000 points each to Rebecca and Mokuba, 20000for Mai and 10000 for Tea.
Mokuba, Rebecca: ^^ yay!
Sam: but the points don't matter anyway so it won't change the outcome.
All: aww . . .
CPegasus: okay, next game is Dating Game, a.k.a. Let's Make a Date! Mokuba, you'll be on a dating gameshow, and these three are your bachelorettes. The catch is, they each have a weird quirk or identity that you have to guess at the end. Ready? And start!
Mokuba: bachelorette number one, how much would you say you like your job?
Rebecca: *the Grim Reaper* um . . . it has it's perks . . . but then there are always people running away from me screaming their stupid mortal heads off . . . *shrug* it's a living. *laughter* (A/n: thanks to Starkiss for the idea)
Mokuba: uh-huh . . . Bachelorette 2, what's your favorite song?
Tea: *Scar, from The Lion King* ANYTHING but "It's a Small World" *laughter*
Mokuba: okay, I can live with that . . . number three, what's your favorite movie?
Mai: *failed kindergarten* uuuuuummmmmm . . . I liked The Lion King! *laughter*
Mokuba: hey, me too! Number 2, what would you say is the biggest mistake you ever made?
Tea: letting that bratty cub live, DEFINITELY letting him live. That was a mistake . . .
Mokuba: uh . . . number three, same question.
Mai: *looking at her feet* I told Teacher that Jupiter was covered in Mice. *laughter from those who read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix*
Mokuba: okay then, number one, if you were an animal, what would you be?
Rebecca: a raven. Definitely a raven.
Mokuba: okay then.
SFX: buzzzzzz
CPegasus: time's up. Mokuba, who were they?
Mokuba: Rebecca was . . . um . . . some kind of monster?
CPegasus: close, she was the Grim Reaper. Tea?
Mokuba: she was Scar from The Lion King.
Sam: exactly right!
Mokuba: and Mai was . . . stupid?
CPegasus: no, she failed kindergarten.
Mokuba: oh . . .
CPegasus: okay then, that's 500 points to Rebecca, 200 to Mokuba and 500 for Tea. And it's time for another commercial break!
Sam: but lucky for Mai, we're going to actually go to a commercial now. *snigger* so we'll be back with the winner right after this
(We see a shot of the word "This" tap-dancing with a row of riverdancing pickles in the background)
Sam: o.0' not quite what I meant . . .
CPegasus: welcome back everyone, tonight's winner is Tea Gardner!
*Tea smiles and waves from the big chair*
CPegasus: that means these pathetic losers and me get to play Foreign Film Dub!
Sam: the way this game works is, Rebecca and Mokuba are acting out a scene in a language neither of them know. Mai and CPegasus are going to make up the translations and everyone has to work with what the others give them. From the audience, we need a language to use.
Audience: Cow! Thai! Caveman!
Sam: okay I like that one. Mokuba, Rebecca, you're acting out a scene in Caveman. There's no set scene, so just start whenever. Mai will translate for Rebecca, and CPegasus for Mokuba.
Tea: BWAHAHAHA!! XD
All: . . .
Tea: HAHA! I'm sorry! HAHAHA! Someone's HAHAHA tickling me!!!!
CPegasus: *arms crossed* RETD!
*Sam pulls back the desk in front of the comfy chair and we see RETD tickling Tea's feet*
CPegasus: *taps her foot*
RETD: ^_^"" ahehe . . . I'll just be going back to my seat now . . .
CPegasus: yes. That you will.
*RETD goes back to his seat*
Sam: -_- okay, start the game already.
Mokuba: ooga oog, grunt ooga ugh!
CPegasus: I must go to the doctor now, there is an aardvark in my pants *laughter*
Rebecca: oog oggo grunt ugga ugg!
Mai: why must you go to the doctor? I can remove that aardvark in a minute!
Mokuba: grunt ooga uuugggh grunt oog grunt uga!
CPegasus: no! I don't want the aardvark removed; I will keep it and name it Frances. *laughter*
Rebecca: oog grunt goog ugga ugh?!
Mai: then why do you go to the doctor?!
Rebecca: grunt ooga uhg!
Mai: and Frances is a terrible name for an aardvark! *laughter*
Mokuba: ooga ooga grunt goog oggo uhg uh!
CPegasus: silence wench! I shall go to the doctor and not get this aardvark removed from my pants! *laughter*
Rebecca: grunt ooga guh hug uhg googuh uuuh gu grunt!
Mai: I shall eat your soul for my breakfast scrambled like a goose. Let's get hitched. *roaring laughter*
SFX: buzzzzzz
Sam: okay that's WAY more than enough of that. See you all next time on Who's Line is it Anyway!