*Anime multi-colored bubble effect* you like me! You all really like me!
*ahem* enough of that . . .
Wow! I have over 70 reviews! Thanks a lot, all of you! I can't believe I'm actually writing a chapter 11! I never really thought I'd make it this far. And I know I wouldn't have without all of your support.
Today's introductions will be by . . . eh, favorite card game. (That would be with a deck of playing cards, I'm not getting into any Trading Card Games as I know virtually none of them. Besides, they'd all say Duel Monsters. That'd be no fun) *shrug* what can I say, I'm almost out of ideas!
Sam: and today, do we have a treat for you!
CPegasus: do we?
Sam: of course we do you knucklehead!
CPegasus: ^^ it's SOO much fun to annoy you!
Sam: *mushroom sigh* well anyway, I guess you'll see it when we get there. I can guarantee it's a sight to remember!
***
Welcome one and all to Who's Line is it Anyway, let's meet our contestants for this lovely evening!
First up is "I guess Solitaire" Ryou Bakura!
*Ryou comes out to fangirls screaming and he sits down blushing slightly, but smiling*
Next we welcome, "actually, Hearts is both fun and intellectually stimulating," Joey Wheeler!
Joey Fans: *gasp*
CPegasus: no need to worry girls, he's reading it off a cue card.
Joey Fans: *whew*
*Joey comes out to fangirl screams and shoots a glare at CPegasus for giving him away*
Our third guest this evening, "Egyptian Rat-Screw, but I don't think Yami likes the name . . ." Yugi Moto!
*Yugi comes out to fangirl screams and he sits down as well*
Aaaand, "oh that's tough . . . I guess I'd say Spit, that's always fun" Maximillian Pegasus!
*Pegasus comes out to record-breaking applause, for him at least. He stands for a few moments in shock before he sits down*
Head of Kupo Corp: PEGGY-CHAN! I LOVE YOU!
Crystal Sister: GO PEGASUS!
CPegasus: *MUCH louder than them* BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!
Pegasus: 0.0
Joey: *blink blink* where the heck do they all come from!?!?!
Sam: Hikari, you have a show to do.
CPegasus: oh yeah! I'm your host CPegasus; come on down and let's have some fun!
*CPegasus runs to the comfy chair, but before she sits down she flaunts her powers as Authoress and kisses Pegasus on the cheek before she sits down*
Pegasus: *blush*
CS and HoKC: *growl*
CPegasus: ^^ welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Sam: that's right, the points are like that girl in the original Pokémon opening who's legs Pikachu runs under. She doesn't matter. Look for her next time you see that opening.
CPegasus: our first game today is Props! This is for everyone. What happens is I give you all a funny object and you have to come up with as many ways to use it as you can think of. Joey and Pegasus are one team; Yugi and Ryou are the other.
Sam: *gives Yugi and Ryou a giant pen, and gives Pegasus and Joey a yo-yo* And begin! (A/n: special thanks to B/k, who gave me almost all of these ideas)
Yugi: *writing on the ground* Spongebob - went to get more giant paper. Uh, Patrick *laughter* (A/n: and again, credit goes to Spongebob Squarepants)
Pegasus: *swings yo-yo in front of Joey's face* you are getting veeeery sleeeepy. *laughter*
Ryou: *Gives pen ceremonially to Yugi* And our last gift, for Mr. John Hancock, a pen big enough to match your signature. *laughter*
Joey: *displays yo-yo to audience* and so, after Kaiba's original model of the Duel Disk was replaced, the old one found a new profession. *sniggers from the audience*
Yugi: *pretends to sing into the pen, then looks up* Jiggaly? *laughter*
Ryou: *pretends to be asleep*
Yugi: PUFF! *starts pretending to draw on Ryou's face as the audience laughs uproariously*
Pegasus: *stands over the yo-yo* this carousel is way too small, I want my money back! *buzz*
CPegasus: *wince*
Ryou: *in fake Australian accent* and here we have the elusive pen. This is a very dangerous creature when provoked, so we're gonna go nice and slow now. *"accidentally" steps on the Pen*
Yugi: *takes on the part of the pen and starts hitting Ryou with it* *laughter*
SFX: buzzzzz
CPegasus: okay, nice job! 100 points to everyone.
Sam our next game is Who's Line! Y'all know how this works by now. So . . . Ryou and Pegasus, come on up.
Ryou, Pegasus: *do so*
CPegasus: you all know how this works, so let's hop right into it.
Sam: your situation is: Pegasus is baby-sitting a 5-year-old Ryou. *sniggers* *audience laughs* and start.
Ryou: *in chibi-like voice and traditional lisp* mithter Pegathuth, I wanna pway a game! *audience laughs*
Pegasus: alright then, we'll play *paper* all hail the muffin. *laughter* (A/n: All hail the muffin taken from The Fairly Oddparents movie.)
Ryou: how we pway dat?
Pegasus: well . . . you take a muffin . . . and . . .
Ryou: dat's boring. I wanna pway *paper* Open the door you pasty-faced mud weasel. *laughter* (A/n: insult directly from Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident.
Pegasus: . . . what?
Ryou: *points* you go over dere and open the door and I calls you a weathel.
Pegasus: *looks around nervously, causing the audience to laugh, and points in front of him* oh look, it's time for your favorite TV show!
Ryou: YAY! Mithter Fuzzlesworth's Funtime hour! *laughter at Ryou's creative add-lib* *grabs Joey from his seat and makes him play the part of the TV*
Joey: erm . . . hello kiddies! What time is it?
Ryou: *sitting down, looking at Joey* it's time for *paper* That goat doesn't love you! (A/n: that's taken from Weird Al's "Jerry Springer" to the tune of "One Week". Very funny song . . . strange song too . . . well whatever. Some great lines)
Joey: that's right, it's time for Funtime! *looks around nervously, is having trouble add-libbing this*
Ryou: *sadly* oh . . . *laughter*
Joey: so then kiddies, erm . . . whadda you wanna do?
Ryou: *paper* I'm gonna sing the doom song now! *laughter*
SFX: buzzzz
CPegasus: okay, okay that's enough of that. 50 extra points for Joey for filling in, and 5000 each to Ryou and Pegasus. Ryou, great job with the chibiness.
Sam: and with that it's time for a commercial break!
(A commercial break. Yeah, I'm out of ideas. So sue me. Wait . . . on second thought don't . . .)
CPegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Sam: that's right, the points are like the meaning of life, they don't matter! *scattered laughter*
CPegasus: our next game is the ever-popular Scenes From a Hat! Everyone here knows how it works, so I'll just start right in.
Sam: today's first topic is: baseball teams that didn't quite make it. And start!
Pegasus: *holds fingers up in a peace sign* The Hippies. *walks off to laughter*
Joey: the Weasels.
Ryou: the Bishonen! *Audience cheers*
Sam: strange insults
Pegasus: you pasty-faced mud weasel. *laughter*
Yugi: well . . . you're TALL! *laughter*
Ryou: you're glasses are so thick that . . . that . . . they are! (A/n: don't ask, it's from my friend)
Joey: you smelly whore. *more roaring laughter as CPegasus buzzes Joey and tells him to keep the rating low* (A/n: see above.)
Sam: what you shouldn't say to your girlfriend.
Joey: *comes up smirking* can I touch them? *gets pelted with rocks thrown by the girls in the audience. CPegasus waits until he starts whimpering and presses the buzzer*
CPegasus: down boy. *laughter* next topic please Sam.
Sam: *sweatdrops* right, okay then. Why the villains always lose.
Joey: *comes up with Ryou. Both of them pretend to be holding a hand of playing cards* go fish. *laughter*
Yugi: okay, the evil scheme is all going to plan. Looks like it's time to get cocky and let my guard down, *pretends to look in a book* according to "How to be an Evil Mastermind" chapter 13 paragraph 6. *laughter*
SFX: buzzzzz
CPegasus: okay, that's over with. Joey, I'm very disappointed.
Joey Fangirls: WE'RE NOT!
Sam: *rolls eyes*
CPegasus: anyway, 20 points to Joey, 50 to Ryou and Yugi and 100 to Pegasus. ^^
Sam: next game called Duet! CPegasus: the way this works is, two of our players sing a song to a member of our audience to the tune of a real song. You have to make it up as you go along, and you have to make it about our lucky audience member. Today's special member is Bakurakrazie! (A/n: called B/k)
B/k: (A/n: if you do not know that she is in the audience, you have problems) o____o *blush*
Sam: Yugi and Ryou, you're going to sing a song to B/k to the tune of Hakuna Matata.
B/k: O____O *enormous blush of death*
Ryou: *sweatdrops*
CPegasus: okay guys, start.
*Music for Hakuna Matata comes on*
Ryou: *as Timone* *speaking the lines in rhythm, the way it begins* This girl's name is B/k . . . and she's crazy for me ^-^'
Yugi: *standing in for Pumba XD* and she writes fanfiction . . . continuously! *Laughter*
Both: she causes worries . . . to all of the bishies! *laughter* She's an authoress . . . one of the best . . . she's Bakurakrazie! *more laughter*
B/k: ^__^ *still blushing and shyly smiling*
Ryou: why, *looks around nervously while he sings, trying to come up with something good on the spot* she writes fiction every day . . .
Yugi: through April and June and May
All: *wince*
B/k: *looking around at the wincers in shock* huh? what's wrong? i thought it was clever . . .
Ryou: and I'm in all her fiction cuz she likes me best, yeah it's kinda fun sometimes but it's quite a test!
Yugi: as authoresses go, she's not that bad . . . but just being in all this fiction makes us sad! And she loves Ryou
Ryou: oh yeah, she loves me!
B/k: *huge blush as she suddenly becomes interested in her feet*
Yugi: like a bunch of them do.
Ryou: I'm popular! ^.^ *laughter*
Yugi: and we're singing a song now *looking around nervously, as he (and the author) is having trouble ad-libbing*
Ryou: that was really dumb. *much laughter*
Yugi: and we always end up-
Ryou: Yugi, not in front of the kids! *points to the audience*
Yugi: right, sorry. *laughter*
Both: she's Bakurakrazie . . . and she's not a bad girl . . . we'd rather be with her . . . than a lot of the rest of the world . . .
Yugi: *singing Simba's part, and taking the harmony for the end* but then we'd rather, not be in a fic at all . . .
Both: but if we had to choose . . . we got nothing to lose . . . it's Bakurakrazie! *Music stops, audience cheers wildly, and Yugi and Ryou take a bow*
CPegasus: beautiful boys, that's 100 points to Yugi and 150 to Ryou. Great job.
B/k: *shyly goes down into onto the stage and over to Yugi and Bakura (A/n: she calls the hikari Bakura and his Yami Evil Bakura or Eb for short)* umm, guys, that was nice, thank you. *looks up to the other contestants in the chairs* and you rock Joey! Also, i feel no ill will towards you, Pegasus! Shadi however . . . __
Sam: *escorts B/k boack to her seat* and now, instead of our regularly scheduled commercial break, we bring to you a once in a lifetime event. CPegasus, Crystal Sister and Head of Kupo Corp are going to fight for the right to mercilessly glomp Pegasus after the show. *And there was much rejoicing (A/n: merely my way of saying laughter while bringing a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail into it)*
Pegasus: O_O *gulp*
CPegasus: *smirks at CS and HoKC*
CS and HoKC: *glare at CPegasus*
Sam: well, start already then . . .
*All the fangirls leap at eachother and form a giant dust-cloud fight. The conversation shown is heard coming from the fight cloud*
CS: HEY! No hair-pulling! That's not fair!
CPegasus: all's fair in love and war.
HoKC: *conversationally* and which is this?
CPegasus: *same* both.
HoKP: ah.
CS: *growls* he's gonna be mine you know.
CPegasus: you underestimate the power of the fangirl.
CS: I'M A FANGIRL!
*Both CPegasus and CS lift HoKC between them and throw her out of the fight and back to her seat*
HoKC: NOOOOO!!!!!
*CPegasus and CS are now standing still, fists clenched, each trying to push the other back*
CS: I'm gonna win this!
CPegasus: *very calmly* no you aren't.
CS: and why not?
CPegasus: because in addition to being a fangirl, I'm also the authoress, remember?
CS: O_O
*CPegasus uses super authoress powers to teleport CS back to her seat*
CPegasus: I WIN! ^^
All contestants: *major sweatdrop*
( . . . yeah, you'll remember that for the rest of your life, now won't you? And now, back to the show)
Sam: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway, tonight's winner is- who else? - Pegasus!
*Pegasus sits in the big comfy chair, protected from CS and HoKC by a force- field set up by CPegasus*
Sam: tonight's last game is Let's Make a Date! CPegasus is on a dating show, and Yugi, Ryou and Joey are her bachelors. The catch is, they each have a strange quirk that she has to guess at the end. So start.
CPegasus: *mimes chewing gum loudly* so bachelor one, like, what are your hobbies?
Yugi: *Garfield* eating, sleeping, eating, kicking the dog, eating.
CPegasus: wow, you're like, SO dull! *laughter* kay, number 2, where would you like, take me on our first date?
Ryou: *Santa Clause gone bad* (there is much laughter at this quirk) how bout my place at the North Pole! You'd freeze your *&^%ing @$$ off! *hoots and whistles for Ryou*
Sam: Ryou, I didn't know you KNEW those words!
Ryou: you don't share a body with Bakura and come out totally clean *blushes slightly*
Sam: *nods understandingly* right, well carry on then.
CPegasus: wow, you're a jerk. Number three, are you a jerk?
Joey: *Miroku from Inuyasha* well . . . not really a JERK per se . . . *laughter*
CPegasus: well that's good. So like, number 3 again, like, what's your dream girl look like?
Joey: it doesn't really matter what she looks like, all girls are beautiful. *laughter, and a confused look at CPegasus, who thinks the remark was sweet*
CPegasus: okay then, number one, why should I date you?
Yugi: whatever, I'm gonna go get a lasagna, I don't really care. *laughter*
CPegasus: number two, same question
Ryou: cuz I'll give you a big fat lump o' *&^%ing COAL if you don't! *more laughter, and more shouts and whistles*
CPegasus: number three?
Joey: because I need a woman to bear my child. *CPegasus flushes as she realizes who Joey is, and the audience laughs again*
SFX: buzzzz
Sam: okay hikari, who were they?
CPegasus: Joey was Miroku, Yugi was Garfield, and Ryou was . . .
Sam: yes? You got the first two right.
CPegasus: Ryou was . . . Santa on drugs? *laughter*
Sam: hmm . . . I'll give it to you. He was Santa gone bad.
CPegasus: oh I get it. So is the show over?
Sam: yup.
CPegasus: ^_________________^
Pegasus: O_O *starts running as fast as he can*
CPegasus: COME BACK! *chases him*
Sam: *sweatdrop* well it looks like it's up to me to say, R&R!
***
well that was fun. Please keep sending in ideas, I really need them! C ya soon!
*ahem* enough of that . . .
Wow! I have over 70 reviews! Thanks a lot, all of you! I can't believe I'm actually writing a chapter 11! I never really thought I'd make it this far. And I know I wouldn't have without all of your support.
Today's introductions will be by . . . eh, favorite card game. (That would be with a deck of playing cards, I'm not getting into any Trading Card Games as I know virtually none of them. Besides, they'd all say Duel Monsters. That'd be no fun) *shrug* what can I say, I'm almost out of ideas!
Sam: and today, do we have a treat for you!
CPegasus: do we?
Sam: of course we do you knucklehead!
CPegasus: ^^ it's SOO much fun to annoy you!
Sam: *mushroom sigh* well anyway, I guess you'll see it when we get there. I can guarantee it's a sight to remember!
***
Welcome one and all to Who's Line is it Anyway, let's meet our contestants for this lovely evening!
First up is "I guess Solitaire" Ryou Bakura!
*Ryou comes out to fangirls screaming and he sits down blushing slightly, but smiling*
Next we welcome, "actually, Hearts is both fun and intellectually stimulating," Joey Wheeler!
Joey Fans: *gasp*
CPegasus: no need to worry girls, he's reading it off a cue card.
Joey Fans: *whew*
*Joey comes out to fangirl screams and shoots a glare at CPegasus for giving him away*
Our third guest this evening, "Egyptian Rat-Screw, but I don't think Yami likes the name . . ." Yugi Moto!
*Yugi comes out to fangirl screams and he sits down as well*
Aaaand, "oh that's tough . . . I guess I'd say Spit, that's always fun" Maximillian Pegasus!
*Pegasus comes out to record-breaking applause, for him at least. He stands for a few moments in shock before he sits down*
Head of Kupo Corp: PEGGY-CHAN! I LOVE YOU!
Crystal Sister: GO PEGASUS!
CPegasus: *MUCH louder than them* BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!
Pegasus: 0.0
Joey: *blink blink* where the heck do they all come from!?!?!
Sam: Hikari, you have a show to do.
CPegasus: oh yeah! I'm your host CPegasus; come on down and let's have some fun!
*CPegasus runs to the comfy chair, but before she sits down she flaunts her powers as Authoress and kisses Pegasus on the cheek before she sits down*
Pegasus: *blush*
CS and HoKC: *growl*
CPegasus: ^^ welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Sam: that's right, the points are like that girl in the original Pokémon opening who's legs Pikachu runs under. She doesn't matter. Look for her next time you see that opening.
CPegasus: our first game today is Props! This is for everyone. What happens is I give you all a funny object and you have to come up with as many ways to use it as you can think of. Joey and Pegasus are one team; Yugi and Ryou are the other.
Sam: *gives Yugi and Ryou a giant pen, and gives Pegasus and Joey a yo-yo* And begin! (A/n: special thanks to B/k, who gave me almost all of these ideas)
Yugi: *writing on the ground* Spongebob - went to get more giant paper. Uh, Patrick *laughter* (A/n: and again, credit goes to Spongebob Squarepants)
Pegasus: *swings yo-yo in front of Joey's face* you are getting veeeery sleeeepy. *laughter*
Ryou: *Gives pen ceremonially to Yugi* And our last gift, for Mr. John Hancock, a pen big enough to match your signature. *laughter*
Joey: *displays yo-yo to audience* and so, after Kaiba's original model of the Duel Disk was replaced, the old one found a new profession. *sniggers from the audience*
Yugi: *pretends to sing into the pen, then looks up* Jiggaly? *laughter*
Ryou: *pretends to be asleep*
Yugi: PUFF! *starts pretending to draw on Ryou's face as the audience laughs uproariously*
Pegasus: *stands over the yo-yo* this carousel is way too small, I want my money back! *buzz*
CPegasus: *wince*
Ryou: *in fake Australian accent* and here we have the elusive pen. This is a very dangerous creature when provoked, so we're gonna go nice and slow now. *"accidentally" steps on the Pen*
Yugi: *takes on the part of the pen and starts hitting Ryou with it* *laughter*
SFX: buzzzzz
CPegasus: okay, nice job! 100 points to everyone.
Sam our next game is Who's Line! Y'all know how this works by now. So . . . Ryou and Pegasus, come on up.
Ryou, Pegasus: *do so*
CPegasus: you all know how this works, so let's hop right into it.
Sam: your situation is: Pegasus is baby-sitting a 5-year-old Ryou. *sniggers* *audience laughs* and start.
Ryou: *in chibi-like voice and traditional lisp* mithter Pegathuth, I wanna pway a game! *audience laughs*
Pegasus: alright then, we'll play *paper* all hail the muffin. *laughter* (A/n: All hail the muffin taken from The Fairly Oddparents movie.)
Ryou: how we pway dat?
Pegasus: well . . . you take a muffin . . . and . . .
Ryou: dat's boring. I wanna pway *paper* Open the door you pasty-faced mud weasel. *laughter* (A/n: insult directly from Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident.
Pegasus: . . . what?
Ryou: *points* you go over dere and open the door and I calls you a weathel.
Pegasus: *looks around nervously, causing the audience to laugh, and points in front of him* oh look, it's time for your favorite TV show!
Ryou: YAY! Mithter Fuzzlesworth's Funtime hour! *laughter at Ryou's creative add-lib* *grabs Joey from his seat and makes him play the part of the TV*
Joey: erm . . . hello kiddies! What time is it?
Ryou: *sitting down, looking at Joey* it's time for *paper* That goat doesn't love you! (A/n: that's taken from Weird Al's "Jerry Springer" to the tune of "One Week". Very funny song . . . strange song too . . . well whatever. Some great lines)
Joey: that's right, it's time for Funtime! *looks around nervously, is having trouble add-libbing this*
Ryou: *sadly* oh . . . *laughter*
Joey: so then kiddies, erm . . . whadda you wanna do?
Ryou: *paper* I'm gonna sing the doom song now! *laughter*
SFX: buzzzz
CPegasus: okay, okay that's enough of that. 50 extra points for Joey for filling in, and 5000 each to Ryou and Pegasus. Ryou, great job with the chibiness.
Sam: and with that it's time for a commercial break!
(A commercial break. Yeah, I'm out of ideas. So sue me. Wait . . . on second thought don't . . .)
CPegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Sam: that's right, the points are like the meaning of life, they don't matter! *scattered laughter*
CPegasus: our next game is the ever-popular Scenes From a Hat! Everyone here knows how it works, so I'll just start right in.
Sam: today's first topic is: baseball teams that didn't quite make it. And start!
Pegasus: *holds fingers up in a peace sign* The Hippies. *walks off to laughter*
Joey: the Weasels.
Ryou: the Bishonen! *Audience cheers*
Sam: strange insults
Pegasus: you pasty-faced mud weasel. *laughter*
Yugi: well . . . you're TALL! *laughter*
Ryou: you're glasses are so thick that . . . that . . . they are! (A/n: don't ask, it's from my friend)
Joey: you smelly whore. *more roaring laughter as CPegasus buzzes Joey and tells him to keep the rating low* (A/n: see above.)
Sam: what you shouldn't say to your girlfriend.
Joey: *comes up smirking* can I touch them? *gets pelted with rocks thrown by the girls in the audience. CPegasus waits until he starts whimpering and presses the buzzer*
CPegasus: down boy. *laughter* next topic please Sam.
Sam: *sweatdrops* right, okay then. Why the villains always lose.
Joey: *comes up with Ryou. Both of them pretend to be holding a hand of playing cards* go fish. *laughter*
Yugi: okay, the evil scheme is all going to plan. Looks like it's time to get cocky and let my guard down, *pretends to look in a book* according to "How to be an Evil Mastermind" chapter 13 paragraph 6. *laughter*
SFX: buzzzzz
CPegasus: okay, that's over with. Joey, I'm very disappointed.
Joey Fangirls: WE'RE NOT!
Sam: *rolls eyes*
CPegasus: anyway, 20 points to Joey, 50 to Ryou and Yugi and 100 to Pegasus. ^^
Sam: next game called Duet! CPegasus: the way this works is, two of our players sing a song to a member of our audience to the tune of a real song. You have to make it up as you go along, and you have to make it about our lucky audience member. Today's special member is Bakurakrazie! (A/n: called B/k)
B/k: (A/n: if you do not know that she is in the audience, you have problems) o____o *blush*
Sam: Yugi and Ryou, you're going to sing a song to B/k to the tune of Hakuna Matata.
B/k: O____O *enormous blush of death*
Ryou: *sweatdrops*
CPegasus: okay guys, start.
*Music for Hakuna Matata comes on*
Ryou: *as Timone* *speaking the lines in rhythm, the way it begins* This girl's name is B/k . . . and she's crazy for me ^-^'
Yugi: *standing in for Pumba XD* and she writes fanfiction . . . continuously! *Laughter*
Both: she causes worries . . . to all of the bishies! *laughter* She's an authoress . . . one of the best . . . she's Bakurakrazie! *more laughter*
B/k: ^__^ *still blushing and shyly smiling*
Ryou: why, *looks around nervously while he sings, trying to come up with something good on the spot* she writes fiction every day . . .
Yugi: through April and June and May
All: *wince*
B/k: *looking around at the wincers in shock* huh? what's wrong? i thought it was clever . . .
Ryou: and I'm in all her fiction cuz she likes me best, yeah it's kinda fun sometimes but it's quite a test!
Yugi: as authoresses go, she's not that bad . . . but just being in all this fiction makes us sad! And she loves Ryou
Ryou: oh yeah, she loves me!
B/k: *huge blush as she suddenly becomes interested in her feet*
Yugi: like a bunch of them do.
Ryou: I'm popular! ^.^ *laughter*
Yugi: and we're singing a song now *looking around nervously, as he (and the author) is having trouble ad-libbing*
Ryou: that was really dumb. *much laughter*
Yugi: and we always end up-
Ryou: Yugi, not in front of the kids! *points to the audience*
Yugi: right, sorry. *laughter*
Both: she's Bakurakrazie . . . and she's not a bad girl . . . we'd rather be with her . . . than a lot of the rest of the world . . .
Yugi: *singing Simba's part, and taking the harmony for the end* but then we'd rather, not be in a fic at all . . .
Both: but if we had to choose . . . we got nothing to lose . . . it's Bakurakrazie! *Music stops, audience cheers wildly, and Yugi and Ryou take a bow*
CPegasus: beautiful boys, that's 100 points to Yugi and 150 to Ryou. Great job.
B/k: *shyly goes down into onto the stage and over to Yugi and Bakura (A/n: she calls the hikari Bakura and his Yami Evil Bakura or Eb for short)* umm, guys, that was nice, thank you. *looks up to the other contestants in the chairs* and you rock Joey! Also, i feel no ill will towards you, Pegasus! Shadi however . . . __
Sam: *escorts B/k boack to her seat* and now, instead of our regularly scheduled commercial break, we bring to you a once in a lifetime event. CPegasus, Crystal Sister and Head of Kupo Corp are going to fight for the right to mercilessly glomp Pegasus after the show. *And there was much rejoicing (A/n: merely my way of saying laughter while bringing a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail into it)*
Pegasus: O_O *gulp*
CPegasus: *smirks at CS and HoKC*
CS and HoKC: *glare at CPegasus*
Sam: well, start already then . . .
*All the fangirls leap at eachother and form a giant dust-cloud fight. The conversation shown is heard coming from the fight cloud*
CS: HEY! No hair-pulling! That's not fair!
CPegasus: all's fair in love and war.
HoKC: *conversationally* and which is this?
CPegasus: *same* both.
HoKP: ah.
CS: *growls* he's gonna be mine you know.
CPegasus: you underestimate the power of the fangirl.
CS: I'M A FANGIRL!
*Both CPegasus and CS lift HoKC between them and throw her out of the fight and back to her seat*
HoKC: NOOOOO!!!!!
*CPegasus and CS are now standing still, fists clenched, each trying to push the other back*
CS: I'm gonna win this!
CPegasus: *very calmly* no you aren't.
CS: and why not?
CPegasus: because in addition to being a fangirl, I'm also the authoress, remember?
CS: O_O
*CPegasus uses super authoress powers to teleport CS back to her seat*
CPegasus: I WIN! ^^
All contestants: *major sweatdrop*
( . . . yeah, you'll remember that for the rest of your life, now won't you? And now, back to the show)
Sam: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway, tonight's winner is- who else? - Pegasus!
*Pegasus sits in the big comfy chair, protected from CS and HoKC by a force- field set up by CPegasus*
Sam: tonight's last game is Let's Make a Date! CPegasus is on a dating show, and Yugi, Ryou and Joey are her bachelors. The catch is, they each have a strange quirk that she has to guess at the end. So start.
CPegasus: *mimes chewing gum loudly* so bachelor one, like, what are your hobbies?
Yugi: *Garfield* eating, sleeping, eating, kicking the dog, eating.
CPegasus: wow, you're like, SO dull! *laughter* kay, number 2, where would you like, take me on our first date?
Ryou: *Santa Clause gone bad* (there is much laughter at this quirk) how bout my place at the North Pole! You'd freeze your *&^%ing @$$ off! *hoots and whistles for Ryou*
Sam: Ryou, I didn't know you KNEW those words!
Ryou: you don't share a body with Bakura and come out totally clean *blushes slightly*
Sam: *nods understandingly* right, well carry on then.
CPegasus: wow, you're a jerk. Number three, are you a jerk?
Joey: *Miroku from Inuyasha* well . . . not really a JERK per se . . . *laughter*
CPegasus: well that's good. So like, number 3 again, like, what's your dream girl look like?
Joey: it doesn't really matter what she looks like, all girls are beautiful. *laughter, and a confused look at CPegasus, who thinks the remark was sweet*
CPegasus: okay then, number one, why should I date you?
Yugi: whatever, I'm gonna go get a lasagna, I don't really care. *laughter*
CPegasus: number two, same question
Ryou: cuz I'll give you a big fat lump o' *&^%ing COAL if you don't! *more laughter, and more shouts and whistles*
CPegasus: number three?
Joey: because I need a woman to bear my child. *CPegasus flushes as she realizes who Joey is, and the audience laughs again*
SFX: buzzzz
Sam: okay hikari, who were they?
CPegasus: Joey was Miroku, Yugi was Garfield, and Ryou was . . .
Sam: yes? You got the first two right.
CPegasus: Ryou was . . . Santa on drugs? *laughter*
Sam: hmm . . . I'll give it to you. He was Santa gone bad.
CPegasus: oh I get it. So is the show over?
Sam: yup.
CPegasus: ^_________________^
Pegasus: O_O *starts running as fast as he can*
CPegasus: COME BACK! *chases him*
Sam: *sweatdrop* well it looks like it's up to me to say, R&R!
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well that was fun. Please keep sending in ideas, I really need them! C ya soon!