*Is watching WL right now* XD oh I got a new game to play . . .
I'd like to thank ALL of my reviewers for helping me get this far! Wow, almost 100 reviews! ^^ I can't believe it! So let's get going!
Before I start, I want to say just a few things. It's taken me a while to write this chapter, and the last one, and the one before that, and the next one and the one after that . . . well, you get the idea. Here's the thing. I want to do my absolute best on every chapter of every fic I write. I don't want to have something out for the sake of updating. I want each chapter to be better than the one before it! Gosh, I almost feel like a serious writer now ^^; well, I just wanted to give everyone an explanation, because you all seem to like my stuff so much! Plus, I have school starting now so I won't have quite as much time to write. So if I don't update, that's why. Thank you all for your support!
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Welcome once again to Who's Line is it Anyway, special people I don't like edition! ) Let's meet our unlucky contestants for today.
First up, Watch where I'm going, Weevil Underwood!
*Weevil comes out and people throw garbage at him. He sits down sadly*
Next, I'm gonna have an audience again, Arcana!
*Arcana comes out to no attention whatsoever. He also sits down sadly*
Third, foolish mortal, Yami Bakura!
*Bakura comes out to fangirl screams and he sits down*
And last and least liked, the guy who has 'convenient plot device' written all over him, Shadi!
*Shadi comes out to death glares from B/k and CPegasus. He gulps and sits down*
CPegasus: I'm your host CPegasus come on down and let's have some fun! *Runs to her chair* welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are like the answer to 'are you a boy or a girl' that reads 'other' *audience laughs* tonight's first game is a new one called Remote Control. This is for everyone. I give you a topic, and you all have to be a different show or TV station about that topic.
Sam: Audience, we need a topic.
Audience: cookies! Joey! Food! Elephants!
Sam: that sounds like a winner to me. Weevil, you're the Jerry Springer Show. *audience laughs wildly* Shadi, you're The Food Network *more hard laughter*
Shadi: . . .
Sam: Bakura, you're- *looks at her card and falls over laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: WHAT IN RA'S NAME AM I?!?
Sam: XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH D-d-d-d-d- HAHAHAHAHA Dora the Explorer! *Audience roars with laughter*
Bakura: NO WAY IN HELL AM I DOING THAT!!!
*The message "Please Stand By" appears on the top of the screen along with a picture of a Chibi Bakura in a pink, frilly dress, and a Chibi CPegasus taking a picture. On the bottom of the screen it reads "Blackmail in Progress." The picture then goes back to a VERY unhappy Bakura*
Sam: okay; now that that's taken care of . . . Arcana, you're some corny Soap Opera *laughter*
CPegasus: when I call out your name, you have to perform your show around the topic of elephants. *laughter* you must do a different show each time I call on you, so let's start with Weevil, go!
Weevil: so you think you can just sleep with *MY* elephant!? *^$& YOU B**** *insane laughter*
CPegasus: Shadi!
Shadi: you can't seriously expect me to do this . . .
CPegasus: oh yes I can. You will do as I tell you, I already have more than enough reason to hurt you badly.
Shadi: O_O now, as you may not know, elephants are extremely chewy. *laughter* therefor, to cook an elephant, you must soak it in lemon juice before cooking *laughter again*
CPegasus: XD Bakura!
Bakura: *is still pouting. The audience laughs in anticipation. Bakura gives CPegasus an if-looks-could-kill glare, and begins, managing somehow to sound perky* Hola! That's Spanish for hello! Today, we have to travel across slimy, alligator-infested waters and lice-ridden forests to save my friend the elephant, when we could always just go around these dangerous obstacles or ask my non-existent parents to help us! Will YOU help me get killed out here on my own?
Entire Audience: YEAH!!!!!
CPegasus: XD okay, okay, Arcana you're up.
Arcana: *teary-eyed* nooo!!!!!!!!!! My elephant's dead!! *laughter* *starts fake-sobbing* and I just met him! He was so young!!! *more laughter*
CPegasus: Shadi!
Shadi: you're just picking on me now, aren't you?
CPegasus: but of course!
Shadi: *sweatdrop*
CPegasus: now DO SOMETHING!
Shadi: *in an overly stressed Japanese Accent* it is time for the Iron Chef Elephant Battle! *laughter* and the Iron Chef seems to be going for some sort of elephant pasta . . . wow! The challenger is making elephant soup with garlic! *more laughter*
CPegasus: Bakura!
Bakura: *growls and mutters something in Egyptian* *in perky Dora voice* Hola Señor elephant! We're trying to get to the garbage dump so we can get typhus! Do YOU know where the GARBAGE DUMP is?
CPegasus: *buzz* okay WAY more than enough of that. Weevil!
Weevil: so then I married my elephant, and our kids all have trunks!
CPegasus: 00 *buzz* Arcana, go
Arcana: *looking to his left* oh Jean-Claude! *looking to his right* yes Annabelle? *left* even though you're an elephant, I love you! *right* and I love you too Annabelle -
CPegasus: *buzzzzzzz* XD okay, okay, that's enough of that. Everyone gets 2 points.
All: WHAT!?
CPegasus: let's continue special Characters I Don't Like edition with a fun little game called Party Quirks! Arcana, Weevil and Bakura are attending a party held by Shadi. Catch is they each have a weird quirk or identity that Shadi has to guess to get them to leave.
Shadi: and if I don't?
CPegasus: then these weirdos get to stay there annoying you until you do.
Shadi: . . . I suppose I will then.
Sam: okay, start now.
SFX: Ding-dong
Shadi: *feeling very stupid, opens fake door*
Weevil: *the murderer in a really cheesy mystery movie, trying and failing to keep it a secret*
Shadi: hello-
Weevil: I DIDN'T DO IT! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KILLED HIM? I HAD NOTHING TO DO WI- oh hello. Are those chips? *walks off*
SFX: Ding-dong
Shadi: *opens 'door'*
Arcana: *thinks he's directing the newest hit Broadway musical* *claps his hands together* okay people it's time to start working! *walks over to Weevil* nonononono, now, you have to GLIDE across the floor, this is a dance sir GLIDE don't walk!
Weevil: I DIDN'T KILL GLIDE! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WAS EVEN THERE HUH? I HAVE AN ALIBI! I WAS- who do you think *you* are, Disney? *slight laughter at the joke that didn't quite come out well at all*
Arcana: WONDERFUL! What emotion! Now you must burst into song just BURST into song!
SFX: Ding-dong
Shadi: *has been staring at this scene for some time, opens door again*
Bakura: *sugar-high* *glares at CPegasus and starts bouncing very uncharacteristically around the room* hellohellohellowhere'sthesugarineedsugarsugarisgoodthatitisveryveryverygoodd oyoulikesugarilikesugar *runs into Weevil*
Weevil: I'LL KILL YOU! *mimes stabbing Bakura. Bakura grudgingly cooperates and falls to the floor. Weevil looks around with shifty eyes* I DIDN'T DO IT! NO ONE CAN PROVE THAT I DID IT!
Shadi: shut up Weevil, everyone knows you're the murderer
CPegasus: *grudgingly presses the buzzer* fine, you get it. *Weevil sits down*
Shadi: *looks at Arcana and Bakura* have you two met yet? Sugar-high guy, meet my friend the Broadway Director!
CPegasus: 0.0 *buzz* *upset* but he's not supposed to win!
Sam: calm down Hikari.
CPegasus: but-
Sam: calm down. Now.
CPegasus: *stomps off to a corner and huggles the Inuyasha Plushie she got at the Big Apple Anime Fest*
Sam: *sigh* okay, well stick around we'll be right back
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CPegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway, the only show where crime actually does pay *laughter* it's time for a new game, this one's called Quick Change, this is for all four of you. What happens is Shadi, Arcana and Bakura are acting out a scene. Whenever Weevil says the word "Change" they have to change what they just said. So Sam, give us a scene.
Sam: *looks at her card and falls over laughing* Bakura is a judge, trying Arcana for theft *audience laughs* Shadi is Arcana's lawyer. And start.
Bakura: how does the defendant plead?
Arcana: innocent
Weevil: change!
Arcana: guilty
Weevil: change!
Arcana: insane *laughter*
Bakura: okay we can work with that. *laughter* Now, will the defense call their witnesses?
Weevil: change!
Bakura: now, will the defense go get me a pizza? *laughter*
Shadi: I don't think we have time for that right now
Weevil: change!
Shadi: we're too busy-
Weevil: change!
Shadi: okay sure. *laughter* *walks away and comes back*
Bakura: okay. Now, does the defendant have a closing statement?
Arcana: I was not in control of my actions, your honor
Weevil: change!
Arcana: I was at home watching my Barney DVD's
Weevil: Change!
Arcana: the voices made me do it
Weevil: change
Arcana: no. *laughter*
Shadi: *interrupts* he does, your honor- *suddenly has to surpres major laughter at the idea of calling Bakura "Your Honor"*
Bakura: okay, so what is it?
Shadi: the voices made him do it *laughter*
Weevil: change!
Shadi: he wishes to say that there is no proof at this trial that anything was even stolen *laughter*
Weevil: change!
Shadi: I was just kidding, we don't have a statement *laughter again*
Bakura: very well, in that case, I find the defendant innocent
Weevil: change!
Bakura: I find the defendant guilty as charged
Weevil: change
Bakura: I find the defendant strangely attractive *insane laughter from the audience* (A/n: credit entirely to RETD)
Weevil: CHANGE!
Bakura: I sentence the defendant to listen to Polka music non-stop for the next three years *bangs an invisible gavel* court dismissed! *laughter*
CPegasus: *Buzz buzz buzz* nice job everyone. 50 points to Weevil. And now, it's time for a game called Song Titles! This is a fun one. What happens is two of you start out a scene, but you can only speak in titles of songs. Not lines from songs, just the titles. Bakura and Weevil are gonna start out, and if they mess up then Shadi and Arcana will fill in for them, respectively. You two are at Alcoholics Anonymous, which I'm sure Bakura's very familiar with. *laughter. Bakura, surprisingly, says nothing to deny this* so start.
Bakura: *walking along drunkenly* I believe I can fly! *laughter*
Weevil: *looks up from something he was miming reading* hey Jude. *laughter*
Bakura: I shot the Sheriff!
Weevil: *fans himself* hot in here. *laughter*
Bakura: *points into the audience* Yellow Submarine! *laughter again*
Weevil: . . . . . . *buzz* bye bye bye *walks off in the middle of laughing*
Arcana: *comes on* *waves to Bakura* Hello stranger! *laughter*
Bakura: *staggers over and leans on Arcana's shoulder* what's new pussycat? *audience explodes with laughter*
Arcana: *looks down nervously* wild drive *those who get it laugh hysterically, those who don't look around bewildered at those who do*
CPegasus: *one of those who get it* XD *buzzbuzzbuzzzzzzzzzzzzz* keep it clean. PLEASE, for the love of Ra keep it clean!
Bakura: *seriously* you're never fully dressed without a smile.
Arcana: you're not fully dressed *with* a smile! *buzz, audience roars* I couldn't help myself! *walks off*
Weevil: *pretends to slosh something around in his hand, and points to it* obsession. *laughter*
Bakura: *looks majorly surprised, takes nothing out of his pocket and starts writing on it* dear diary . . . *laughter again*
Weevil: *pointing up* Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!
Bakura: *peers at where Weevil is pointing* where the sky is high. (A/n: I am checking these, k? if u dun recognize a title, just trust me that it's real)
CPegasus: Bakura, I'm kicking you out now. Get off and shove Shadi on.
Bakura: *does so*
Shadi: . . .
CPegasus: *buzz* you're out!
Shadi: but I-
CPegasus: OUT!
*Bakura comes back on*
Bakura: *holds an invisible hand of cards* your move
Weevil: *holds up another fake hand and pretends to throw it down* do you know the muffin man?
CPegasus: *buzz buzz buzz* okay, we'll stop there before this gets too stupid. Everyone gets a cookie.
All: yay!
CPegasus: *gives cookies to Weevil, Arcana and Bakura*
Shadi: what about me?
CPegasus: I hate you.
Shadi ;_;
CPegasus: we'll be back in a minute with the winner!
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CPegasus: and we're back, tonight's winner is Arcana!
Arcana: *sits happily in the comfy chair*
CPegasus: and now everyone else has to play Foreign Film Dub with me! Shadi and Weevil are gonna act out a scene in a language neither of them knows, and Bakura and me are gonna translate for them.
Sam: Your language is l33t.
Shadi: l33t?
Weevil: *in a 'duh' kind of voice* l33t.
Shadi: l33t?
CPegasus: y3$, 7h3 l4ng|_|4g3 1$ l33t. (For those of you who don't speak l33t (j00 $|_|kx0rz), I just said "yes, the language is l33t)
Shadi: . . .
Sam: and start
Weevil: 7h3 b34g3r \/\/00+ r0x0rz
Bakura: what is this aardvark doing in my shirt? *laughter*
Shadi: . . . . $q|_|33? *laughter, just at Shadi saying "squee" * j00 1$ $p34k1ng n0ns3n$3
CPegasus: there is no cause for alarm, my mittens will be back on in a moment *laughter*
Weevil: m1 d0ll4rz n33d 7h31r |=33d1n B4 j00 k4n 73ll m3 \/\/h47 70 d0. (whoa, who ever guessed Weevil would be so l337?)
Bakura: what? *minor laughter*
Shadi: r4nd0m n07h1ngn3$$. 3y3 d0n'7 $p34k l33t (interesting thingie, Microsoft Word apparently recognizes l337)
CPegasus: no no, *I* shall dance the hula first. *crowd explodes with laughter*
Shadi: . . . you HAVE to be kidding me
CPegasus: you're the one who said it. ) now dance.
Shadi: but-
Sam: hikari, think about it: do you REALLY want to see Shadi dancing?
CPegasus: . . . good point. Okay, don't dance.
Shadi: . . .
Weevil: 4ll j00r b4$3 r b3l0ng1ng 70 |_|$$!
Bakura: 2+2= fish (credit Fairly Oddparents. If you don't know, just don't ask)
Shadi: \/\/h47 1$ j00 $4y1ng!?
CPegasus: onward to glory my friend. We must defeat the giant hamster of doom! *laughter* (A/n: again, please just don't ask)
Weevil: m37h1nk$ j00 $h4ll n33d 7h3r4py by 7h3 71m3 7h1$ 1$ 0\/3r.
Bakura: but I always eat butterscotch pudding before I defeat giant hamsters!
Shadi: \/\/7|= d03$ 7h47 m34n!?
CPegasus: then I must remove my pants. *major laughter*
Sam: *buzzbuzzbuzzzzzzzzzzzzz* O-kay, that's enough. Game over
CPegasus: ^^ see ya next time!
I'd like to thank ALL of my reviewers for helping me get this far! Wow, almost 100 reviews! ^^ I can't believe it! So let's get going!
Before I start, I want to say just a few things. It's taken me a while to write this chapter, and the last one, and the one before that, and the next one and the one after that . . . well, you get the idea. Here's the thing. I want to do my absolute best on every chapter of every fic I write. I don't want to have something out for the sake of updating. I want each chapter to be better than the one before it! Gosh, I almost feel like a serious writer now ^^; well, I just wanted to give everyone an explanation, because you all seem to like my stuff so much! Plus, I have school starting now so I won't have quite as much time to write. So if I don't update, that's why. Thank you all for your support!
***
Welcome once again to Who's Line is it Anyway, special people I don't like edition! ) Let's meet our unlucky contestants for today.
First up, Watch where I'm going, Weevil Underwood!
*Weevil comes out and people throw garbage at him. He sits down sadly*
Next, I'm gonna have an audience again, Arcana!
*Arcana comes out to no attention whatsoever. He also sits down sadly*
Third, foolish mortal, Yami Bakura!
*Bakura comes out to fangirl screams and he sits down*
And last and least liked, the guy who has 'convenient plot device' written all over him, Shadi!
*Shadi comes out to death glares from B/k and CPegasus. He gulps and sits down*
CPegasus: I'm your host CPegasus come on down and let's have some fun! *Runs to her chair* welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are like the answer to 'are you a boy or a girl' that reads 'other' *audience laughs* tonight's first game is a new one called Remote Control. This is for everyone. I give you a topic, and you all have to be a different show or TV station about that topic.
Sam: Audience, we need a topic.
Audience: cookies! Joey! Food! Elephants!
Sam: that sounds like a winner to me. Weevil, you're the Jerry Springer Show. *audience laughs wildly* Shadi, you're The Food Network *more hard laughter*
Shadi: . . .
Sam: Bakura, you're- *looks at her card and falls over laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: WHAT IN RA'S NAME AM I?!?
Sam: XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH D-d-d-d-d- HAHAHAHAHA Dora the Explorer! *Audience roars with laughter*
Bakura: NO WAY IN HELL AM I DOING THAT!!!
*The message "Please Stand By" appears on the top of the screen along with a picture of a Chibi Bakura in a pink, frilly dress, and a Chibi CPegasus taking a picture. On the bottom of the screen it reads "Blackmail in Progress." The picture then goes back to a VERY unhappy Bakura*
Sam: okay; now that that's taken care of . . . Arcana, you're some corny Soap Opera *laughter*
CPegasus: when I call out your name, you have to perform your show around the topic of elephants. *laughter* you must do a different show each time I call on you, so let's start with Weevil, go!
Weevil: so you think you can just sleep with *MY* elephant!? *^$& YOU B**** *insane laughter*
CPegasus: Shadi!
Shadi: you can't seriously expect me to do this . . .
CPegasus: oh yes I can. You will do as I tell you, I already have more than enough reason to hurt you badly.
Shadi: O_O now, as you may not know, elephants are extremely chewy. *laughter* therefor, to cook an elephant, you must soak it in lemon juice before cooking *laughter again*
CPegasus: XD Bakura!
Bakura: *is still pouting. The audience laughs in anticipation. Bakura gives CPegasus an if-looks-could-kill glare, and begins, managing somehow to sound perky* Hola! That's Spanish for hello! Today, we have to travel across slimy, alligator-infested waters and lice-ridden forests to save my friend the elephant, when we could always just go around these dangerous obstacles or ask my non-existent parents to help us! Will YOU help me get killed out here on my own?
Entire Audience: YEAH!!!!!
CPegasus: XD okay, okay, Arcana you're up.
Arcana: *teary-eyed* nooo!!!!!!!!!! My elephant's dead!! *laughter* *starts fake-sobbing* and I just met him! He was so young!!! *more laughter*
CPegasus: Shadi!
Shadi: you're just picking on me now, aren't you?
CPegasus: but of course!
Shadi: *sweatdrop*
CPegasus: now DO SOMETHING!
Shadi: *in an overly stressed Japanese Accent* it is time for the Iron Chef Elephant Battle! *laughter* and the Iron Chef seems to be going for some sort of elephant pasta . . . wow! The challenger is making elephant soup with garlic! *more laughter*
CPegasus: Bakura!
Bakura: *growls and mutters something in Egyptian* *in perky Dora voice* Hola Señor elephant! We're trying to get to the garbage dump so we can get typhus! Do YOU know where the GARBAGE DUMP is?
CPegasus: *buzz* okay WAY more than enough of that. Weevil!
Weevil: so then I married my elephant, and our kids all have trunks!
CPegasus: 00 *buzz* Arcana, go
Arcana: *looking to his left* oh Jean-Claude! *looking to his right* yes Annabelle? *left* even though you're an elephant, I love you! *right* and I love you too Annabelle -
CPegasus: *buzzzzzzz* XD okay, okay, that's enough of that. Everyone gets 2 points.
All: WHAT!?
CPegasus: let's continue special Characters I Don't Like edition with a fun little game called Party Quirks! Arcana, Weevil and Bakura are attending a party held by Shadi. Catch is they each have a weird quirk or identity that Shadi has to guess to get them to leave.
Shadi: and if I don't?
CPegasus: then these weirdos get to stay there annoying you until you do.
Shadi: . . . I suppose I will then.
Sam: okay, start now.
SFX: Ding-dong
Shadi: *feeling very stupid, opens fake door*
Weevil: *the murderer in a really cheesy mystery movie, trying and failing to keep it a secret*
Shadi: hello-
Weevil: I DIDN'T DO IT! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KILLED HIM? I HAD NOTHING TO DO WI- oh hello. Are those chips? *walks off*
SFX: Ding-dong
Shadi: *opens 'door'*
Arcana: *thinks he's directing the newest hit Broadway musical* *claps his hands together* okay people it's time to start working! *walks over to Weevil* nonononono, now, you have to GLIDE across the floor, this is a dance sir GLIDE don't walk!
Weevil: I DIDN'T KILL GLIDE! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WAS EVEN THERE HUH? I HAVE AN ALIBI! I WAS- who do you think *you* are, Disney? *slight laughter at the joke that didn't quite come out well at all*
Arcana: WONDERFUL! What emotion! Now you must burst into song just BURST into song!
SFX: Ding-dong
Shadi: *has been staring at this scene for some time, opens door again*
Bakura: *sugar-high* *glares at CPegasus and starts bouncing very uncharacteristically around the room* hellohellohellowhere'sthesugarineedsugarsugarisgoodthatitisveryveryverygoodd oyoulikesugarilikesugar *runs into Weevil*
Weevil: I'LL KILL YOU! *mimes stabbing Bakura. Bakura grudgingly cooperates and falls to the floor. Weevil looks around with shifty eyes* I DIDN'T DO IT! NO ONE CAN PROVE THAT I DID IT!
Shadi: shut up Weevil, everyone knows you're the murderer
CPegasus: *grudgingly presses the buzzer* fine, you get it. *Weevil sits down*
Shadi: *looks at Arcana and Bakura* have you two met yet? Sugar-high guy, meet my friend the Broadway Director!
CPegasus: 0.0 *buzz* *upset* but he's not supposed to win!
Sam: calm down Hikari.
CPegasus: but-
Sam: calm down. Now.
CPegasus: *stomps off to a corner and huggles the Inuyasha Plushie she got at the Big Apple Anime Fest*
Sam: *sigh* okay, well stick around we'll be right back
***
CPegasus: welcome back to Who's Line is it Anyway, the only show where crime actually does pay *laughter* it's time for a new game, this one's called Quick Change, this is for all four of you. What happens is Shadi, Arcana and Bakura are acting out a scene. Whenever Weevil says the word "Change" they have to change what they just said. So Sam, give us a scene.
Sam: *looks at her card and falls over laughing* Bakura is a judge, trying Arcana for theft *audience laughs* Shadi is Arcana's lawyer. And start.
Bakura: how does the defendant plead?
Arcana: innocent
Weevil: change!
Arcana: guilty
Weevil: change!
Arcana: insane *laughter*
Bakura: okay we can work with that. *laughter* Now, will the defense call their witnesses?
Weevil: change!
Bakura: now, will the defense go get me a pizza? *laughter*
Shadi: I don't think we have time for that right now
Weevil: change!
Shadi: we're too busy-
Weevil: change!
Shadi: okay sure. *laughter* *walks away and comes back*
Bakura: okay. Now, does the defendant have a closing statement?
Arcana: I was not in control of my actions, your honor
Weevil: change!
Arcana: I was at home watching my Barney DVD's
Weevil: Change!
Arcana: the voices made me do it
Weevil: change
Arcana: no. *laughter*
Shadi: *interrupts* he does, your honor- *suddenly has to surpres major laughter at the idea of calling Bakura "Your Honor"*
Bakura: okay, so what is it?
Shadi: the voices made him do it *laughter*
Weevil: change!
Shadi: he wishes to say that there is no proof at this trial that anything was even stolen *laughter*
Weevil: change!
Shadi: I was just kidding, we don't have a statement *laughter again*
Bakura: very well, in that case, I find the defendant innocent
Weevil: change!
Bakura: I find the defendant guilty as charged
Weevil: change
Bakura: I find the defendant strangely attractive *insane laughter from the audience* (A/n: credit entirely to RETD)
Weevil: CHANGE!
Bakura: I sentence the defendant to listen to Polka music non-stop for the next three years *bangs an invisible gavel* court dismissed! *laughter*
CPegasus: *Buzz buzz buzz* nice job everyone. 50 points to Weevil. And now, it's time for a game called Song Titles! This is a fun one. What happens is two of you start out a scene, but you can only speak in titles of songs. Not lines from songs, just the titles. Bakura and Weevil are gonna start out, and if they mess up then Shadi and Arcana will fill in for them, respectively. You two are at Alcoholics Anonymous, which I'm sure Bakura's very familiar with. *laughter. Bakura, surprisingly, says nothing to deny this* so start.
Bakura: *walking along drunkenly* I believe I can fly! *laughter*
Weevil: *looks up from something he was miming reading* hey Jude. *laughter*
Bakura: I shot the Sheriff!
Weevil: *fans himself* hot in here. *laughter*
Bakura: *points into the audience* Yellow Submarine! *laughter again*
Weevil: . . . . . . *buzz* bye bye bye *walks off in the middle of laughing*
Arcana: *comes on* *waves to Bakura* Hello stranger! *laughter*
Bakura: *staggers over and leans on Arcana's shoulder* what's new pussycat? *audience explodes with laughter*
Arcana: *looks down nervously* wild drive *those who get it laugh hysterically, those who don't look around bewildered at those who do*
CPegasus: *one of those who get it* XD *buzzbuzzbuzzzzzzzzzzzzz* keep it clean. PLEASE, for the love of Ra keep it clean!
Bakura: *seriously* you're never fully dressed without a smile.
Arcana: you're not fully dressed *with* a smile! *buzz, audience roars* I couldn't help myself! *walks off*
Weevil: *pretends to slosh something around in his hand, and points to it* obsession. *laughter*
Bakura: *looks majorly surprised, takes nothing out of his pocket and starts writing on it* dear diary . . . *laughter again*
Weevil: *pointing up* Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!
Bakura: *peers at where Weevil is pointing* where the sky is high. (A/n: I am checking these, k? if u dun recognize a title, just trust me that it's real)
CPegasus: Bakura, I'm kicking you out now. Get off and shove Shadi on.
Bakura: *does so*
Shadi: . . .
CPegasus: *buzz* you're out!
Shadi: but I-
CPegasus: OUT!
*Bakura comes back on*
Bakura: *holds an invisible hand of cards* your move
Weevil: *holds up another fake hand and pretends to throw it down* do you know the muffin man?
CPegasus: *buzz buzz buzz* okay, we'll stop there before this gets too stupid. Everyone gets a cookie.
All: yay!
CPegasus: *gives cookies to Weevil, Arcana and Bakura*
Shadi: what about me?
CPegasus: I hate you.
Shadi ;_;
CPegasus: we'll be back in a minute with the winner!
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CPegasus: and we're back, tonight's winner is Arcana!
Arcana: *sits happily in the comfy chair*
CPegasus: and now everyone else has to play Foreign Film Dub with me! Shadi and Weevil are gonna act out a scene in a language neither of them knows, and Bakura and me are gonna translate for them.
Sam: Your language is l33t.
Shadi: l33t?
Weevil: *in a 'duh' kind of voice* l33t.
Shadi: l33t?
CPegasus: y3$, 7h3 l4ng|_|4g3 1$ l33t. (For those of you who don't speak l33t (j00 $|_|kx0rz), I just said "yes, the language is l33t)
Shadi: . . .
Sam: and start
Weevil: 7h3 b34g3r \/\/00+ r0x0rz
Bakura: what is this aardvark doing in my shirt? *laughter*
Shadi: . . . . $q|_|33? *laughter, just at Shadi saying "squee" * j00 1$ $p34k1ng n0ns3n$3
CPegasus: there is no cause for alarm, my mittens will be back on in a moment *laughter*
Weevil: m1 d0ll4rz n33d 7h31r |=33d1n B4 j00 k4n 73ll m3 \/\/h47 70 d0. (whoa, who ever guessed Weevil would be so l337?)
Bakura: what? *minor laughter*
Shadi: r4nd0m n07h1ngn3$$. 3y3 d0n'7 $p34k l33t (interesting thingie, Microsoft Word apparently recognizes l337)
CPegasus: no no, *I* shall dance the hula first. *crowd explodes with laughter*
Shadi: . . . you HAVE to be kidding me
CPegasus: you're the one who said it. ) now dance.
Shadi: but-
Sam: hikari, think about it: do you REALLY want to see Shadi dancing?
CPegasus: . . . good point. Okay, don't dance.
Shadi: . . .
Weevil: 4ll j00r b4$3 r b3l0ng1ng 70 |_|$$!
Bakura: 2+2= fish (credit Fairly Oddparents. If you don't know, just don't ask)
Shadi: \/\/h47 1$ j00 $4y1ng!?
CPegasus: onward to glory my friend. We must defeat the giant hamster of doom! *laughter* (A/n: again, please just don't ask)
Weevil: m37h1nk$ j00 $h4ll n33d 7h3r4py by 7h3 71m3 7h1$ 1$ 0\/3r.
Bakura: but I always eat butterscotch pudding before I defeat giant hamsters!
Shadi: \/\/7|= d03$ 7h47 m34n!?
CPegasus: then I must remove my pants. *major laughter*
Sam: *buzzbuzzbuzzzzzzzzzzzzz* O-kay, that's enough. Game over
CPegasus: ^^ see ya next time!