Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any other anime possibly used in this story.
Chapter 1: Introduction (warning...does not make sense!)
Mari: It was a BEAUTIFUL day in some random theater in some random place in...japan!
Abby: Mari...what the hell are you doing?
Mari: -shifty eyes- narrating...
Abby:...dork
Mari: AM NOT! -tackles-
Trent: -runs in with popcorn- cat fiiight!
Porky: -runs in and lands in the middle of abby and mari- crap
Abby: -tackles porky and steals the hidden airheads- ITS MINE! MIIIIINE! -runs out the door-
Mari, Trent: -blink blink-
Porky: wait wha-...NOOOOOO!
Abby: -runs back in eating an airhead while pulling a tied up and gagged Kouga on a wagon- what I miss?
Trent: -grumbles- fangirl...
Mari: Says the one who's scared of a girl...
Trent: AM NOT!
Mari: -growls-
Trent: -cowers-
Porky: Idgits...
Kouga: -muffled screaming and struggling-
Abby: -smacks with airhead- quiet you!
-Naraku, Kanna, Shippou, Sesshomaru, Jaken, Rin, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Kikyou and Kagome run in, trampling everyone to the ground-
Mari: -jumps up- NO! BAD! BAD BAD BAD!
Abby: -falls, twitch- Ma...ri!
Mari: -innocent smile- i so didnt do it!
Abby: DID TOO!
Mari: NOT!
Inu: -blink blink- um...chuu?-looks at Kanna who was wearing a cheerleader outfit- MY EYES!
Mari: IDEA! -tackles inu, bounds, gags, throws in closet- DANCE PARTY TIME!
Stephen: -runs in and tackles Mari down- YAAAY
Mari: -screams and runs around in circles-
Trent and Porky: -blink blink- Holy crap we're back in the fic! WOO!
Shippou: -points- shuddup you!
-Trent, Porky and Shippou start fighting and disappear behind the theater curtains-