Chapter 2: The Dance Party (Its long so be prepared to read!)
Mari: -walks onstage with a microphone- Ahem! Ladies and Gentlemen...and Trent
Trent: SCREW YOU MARI!
Porky: HEY! BAD! NO! YOU CANT SCREW THE MARI DUDE DUDE!
Stephen: -grabs chainsaw- YOU MUST DIE!
Mari: -eye twitch- thats...it! TRENT SIT! PORKY...uh...ABBY ATTACK!
Trent: -falls, twitch- Damn you!
Abby: -blinks- fiiiiine -tackles, beats, ties, gags porky- bad porky...
Porky: -tackled, beaten, tied, gagged- OO
Mari: -clears throat- NOW THEN! Enjoy the dance party or...-satanic voice- PERISH!
Naraku: -shifty eyes- Hit it! -walks onto stage wearing funky 70's clothes with platform shoes- We want the funk! Cause ima boogie-oogie-oogie till I just cant boogie no more! -does the pointy finger dance- Uh huh. Yeah! How d'ya like me now? -spins around and does a michael jackson, crotch grabbing move- WOO!
Mari: -blink blink- HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAGE! -tackles Naraku off stage-
Everyone else: -blink blink- what the freaking crap...?
Mari: -walks back on stage- Ahem...Kanna's up nex-trips and falls offstage onto Miroku-
Miroku: -blinks- ITS MY BIRTHDAY! -gropes mari-
Mari: -groped- oh...hell..no! -grabs ladle-
Miroku: -gulps- hehe...no hard feelings?
Mari: HENTAI MONKEY! -beats with ladle-
Trent: I LIIIIIVE!
Abby: -mutters- damn...
Kanna: -walks on stage in a cheerleader outfist carrying pompoms-
Inu, Sesshomaru, Kouga: -scream- MY EEEEEEEEYES!
Kanna: -ignores them and starts jumping around with an unaltered blank expression- Gimme a N-A-R! Gimme an A-K-U! whats that spell? Nara-gets hit with a fly-by pom-pom- ow...
Inu, Sesshomaru, Kouga: -scream louder- OH THE INHUMANITY!
Kagura: -flys in from nowhere, tackles Kanna to the floor, and drags her off stage- damn albinos...
Mari: -stops beating Miroku- KOUGA! next! NOW!
Kouga: -runs onstage with jeans and white t-shirt on- woo! -does the harlem shake- Move outta the way with your funky eyeshadow evil dudes...kouga's in the house! -does the worm-
Abby: -eye twitch- HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR BONDS! -tackles Kouga and drags him back to her closet- I'll deal with your cute ass later!
Mari: -blinks at abby- damn fangirls i swear...
Abby: GO TO HELL!
Mari: SEE YOU THERE! -clears throat- SHIPPOU! GET YOUR FURRY ASS UP HERE!
Shippou: -runs onstage wearing baggy street pants and a ripped shirt- Shippou's furry ass is he-..-blinks- damn you mari...-does the c-walk- woo! go shippou! go shippou! its ya birthday not really! oh well! no one knows! get down! you can do it!...not really but still! -break dances-
Souten: -runs in, tackles Shippou off stage- AWW! Shippou you were great! -huggles-
Shippou: -screams- ITS THE SMALLER VERSION OF KIKYOU!
Kikyou: -eye twitch- you...little...
Souten: ..BASTARD! -beats shippou-
Mari: Damn kids...-unlocks Sesshomaru's chains and pushes him onstage- GO!
Sesshomaru: -growl- i'll get you back Mari.
Mari: -death glare-
Sesshomaru: okay okay i'm sorry! -grabs microphone- I'd like to dedicate this to my brother...Inuyasha!
Inu: -blinks- ...the hell?
Sesshomaru: this is to say i'm sorry for all those time i called you a damn hanyou who needs to die. Though...I meant it...this is for you! -sings and dances along to Bye Bye Bye, sending the glowing whip thing towards inu only to get his arm cut off by a fly-by Tetsusaiga shooting- DAMN!
-Everyone looks at Inu-
Inu: -innocent smile- It..wasn't me
Mari: -huggles Sesshy and puts his chains back on- go to your corner! -glares at inu- bad dog!
Inu: -eye twitch- BAD MARI!
Mari: SIT!
Inu: HA! doesnt wo-falls- the hell!
Mari: I've got the powa! JAKEN! you worthless bag of warts is your turn!
Jaken: I RESENT THAT!
Mari: WELL I DONT!
Jaken: Fiine...-jumps infront of a mirror- I'm too sexy for my robe, too sexy for my staff, too sexy it hurts -the mirror brakes- aww...-grins and turns around to the audience and starts stripping- i'm too sexy for my robe, too sexy for my staff, too sexy it hurts!
-Everyone in the audience, screams and charges the imp thing with sharpened toothbrushes-
Jaken: -runs out- HELP MEEEEEEEE!
Mari: -dive rolls on stage- RIN! your turn!
Rin: -skips on stage in a tutu kicking the newly re-entered Jaken around- I hate you! You hate me! lets get together and kick jaken. with a great big punch and akick from me to you! no more freaking impy thing! -giggles before growling at the green dude- WHY WONT YOU DIE! -runs and tackles Jaken off stage in an anime fight-cloud-
-Everyone claps and cheers for Rin- KICK HIS ASS RIN!
Mari: -whistles- INU! your turn!
Inu: -grumbles and bursts onstage wearing really baggy pants and a baggy shirt- STOP! Yasha Time! -does the m-c hammer dance- uh! yeah! dun dunna na! na na! na na! -farts, blinks, blushes-
Mari: Ooh! Inu did a poot!
-Everyone points and laughs-
Inu: DIE! -lunges at mari-
Mari: SIT!
Inu: -falls- damnit...
Mari: -Tosses inu to abby- go crazy
Abby: -crazed laughter-
Mari: Fangirl...-clears throat- HENTAI MONKEY! your up next!
Porky and Stephen: I'm not even entered!
Mari: NOT YOU! MIROKU!
Porky: oh..i sooo knew that...
Trent: riiight
Miroku: -prances onstage wearing a frilly pink tutu, doing ballet moves around the stage singing I'm A Little Teapo- I'm sooo sexy! It takes a real man to wear a frilly tutu...with RUFFLY SLEEVES! -falls- crap... -jumps up and does the splits, screaming in pain a few moments later- Ow...i think i did a reinactment of the nutcracker...-looks down at himself- yeah...alittle help...please...
Abby: MIROKU! NOOO! -runs onstage and huggles the wounded monk- i'll help you...
Miroku: why than- ...-gets glared at by Mari and Sango- NO! GET AWAY!
Abby: NEVER! -drags Miroku away to her closet-
Mari: -bows head- another one lost to the forces of fangirlism...ANYWAY! KIKBI...Kikyou!
Kikyou: -growls- damn you mari
Mari: shuddup you pile of dried clay!
Kikyou: Pfft...-runs on stage with a shinidama-chuu microphone and starts singing along to barbie girl: "Ima barbie girl! In a barbie world! Made of plastic! Its fantastic!" -the music changes to Weird Al's version- Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair! i'm a relation to Naraku's incarnations! -blinks, realizing what she was singing- What the hell? -turns to see Kagome switching the CDs- YOU LITTLE WHORE! -runs and chases after her with a bow and arrow-
Mari: BOTH OF YOU DIE! -blows both mikos up with plastic explosives-
Inu: -stares wide-eyed-
Mari: Hey...look on the brightside..NO more Kagome...
Inu: -pause...pause...pause...- YES!