Chapter 3: Kouga's escape...(not really)
Mari: -blink blink- something's missing...
Stephen: WEED!
Trent, Porky: HELL YEAH!
Mari: damn stoners...
Trent: ...the hell did i do!
Mari: ...i proved a point
Trent, Stephen: SHUDDUP!
Abby: -blink blink- uh huh...
Mari: OOH! i know! -blinks at Abby- ...the hell did you do with Kouga...?
Abby: Nothing...
Kouga: -bangs on the closet door- LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!
Abby: -throws a random hard object at the closet door- SHUDDUP NAVE!
Kouga: -silence-
Mari, Trent, Porky, Stephen: -blink blink- daaaaaaamn\
Abby: -innocent smile- i'll let him out...eventually
Mari: RUN KOUGA! USE WOLF-FU TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR!
Trent, Porky, Stephen, Abby: ...the fuck is wolf-fu?
Kouga: -silence-...HIYA! -the door comes flying off-
Mari: THAT'S wolf-fu...dumbas-wait...RUN KOUGA!
Kouga: Ima running!
Abby: -lunges- NEVER!
Trent: Holy crap...
Porky: Damn gluesniffers...
Stephen: wait...the hell did i do?
Mari: not you...-rolls eyes- ABBY SIT!
Abby: -falls, twitch- DAMN YOU MARI!
Mari: -tosses life-size kouga plush in the closet- Kouga went back home abby!
Abby: -shuts the closet door- muahahahaha
Kouga: -nowhere to be seen-
Porky, Trent Stephen, Mari, Abby: -blink blink blink-
-Awkward silence-
Mari: -Jumps onto a chair- And thats how Kouga escaped from a bad case of fangirlism...
Abby: -eye twitch- what...MARI YOU BITCH! -lunges-