After all this, let's see what Marco's been up to

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MARCO

I'm too sexy for my body, too sexy for my shirt. Man, I hate that song. Its funny when you hate a song, you end up singing or humming it. But seriously, I think I am way sexy. But here's a question. If I'm saying that I'm sexy, then why am I the only one who isn't married, apart from Ax (yeah, well, he's an Andalite). As usual, I was at the bar, checking out all the babes, deciding which one I should go for and picked the blonde. I swaggered over, hoping she would see my cute looks and strong body (that's what happens when you work out and fought aliens as a teenager). She saw me (yes)

"Hey, babe, how's it going?"

"Sorry I'm taken"

"Really? Where's your man?"

"Right behind you"

I turned around and looked up into the face of large guy. I'm serious, this dude's muscles were bulging through his shirt. But I could sense he was wimp. Maybe because, if I morphed to gorilla, I could take him on and win. But I wouldn't. Just because I'm cute, doesn't mean I'm not stupid. We may have saved Earth, but there are still some Controllers out there. Well, there's the Yeerk Peace thing or whatever, but they have an exception. We destroyed all the Yeerk Pools we could find, so now they're dying off. Except for the Peace thingy. But back to the big guy

"Are you hitting on my girl?"

"Well, honestly, I didn't know she was yours," I answered, "I just rocked up and…"

"And thought you could talk to my girl"

"Hey man, I didn't know that. It's not like every guy knows which guy this girl is going with or who else. You can't expect that of us. What do you think we are, mind readers?"

WHAM

All I could think, was ouch. That sucker just struck me and I was flying into the wall. And he was coming up for hit number two. Unless…Even if it seemed stupid. I mean, there are probably loads of people who know what I am, but still. But I wanted to teach this guy something. So, I concentrated on the gorilla DNA floating in my body, just as Muscles grabbed my arm. My arm, which began growing thick, coarse black hair, along with the rest of my body. Speaking of my body, my chest bulged outwards, so did my arms and face. My vision dimmed a little, but I was used to it. Muscles stepped back in horror, as I got to my feet

"Were-gorilla," he cried

"Yeah, okay then," I thought

He began backing away. I hadn't even raised a finger and I had kicked his butt. Oh well, I would be freaked too, if I seen a guy turn into a gorilla. Satisfied, I began to leave and demorph, but I heard the sound of a gun cock

"Oh great, just what I need. A gun"

I weighed my chances. If I left, bang, if I turned around, bang again. I chose to leave

BANG

I felt the pain of the shell entering my back, but as I demorphed, the pain lessened, until it was gone for good. I heard a clink and turned around to pick up the shell. Throwing it away, I decided to go home, but heard a familiar sound. A sound I hadn't heard in several years. Dracon beams. Running towards the source, I saw several Yeerk ships fly down and roasting anyone in sight. Two landed and deployed armies of Hork-Bajirs. Seven feet tall and you know the rest, I hope. Blades at knees, elbows, tail and head. Anything else to add? Then, he arrived. I was sure we had killed him, but obviously we didn't. Think of a blue deer. But instead of the head, there is a humanoid body. Weak fingers, no mouth and an extra set of eyes on moveable stalks on top of the head. But the tail probably scares you the most. It curved up over the back and was tipped with a razor sharp blade, a weapon that could move faster than the eye can see. Visser Three

(Find and capture any humans you can find, and then bring them to the ship)

"Did that make sense? Find and capture anyone you find? Good one, Visser Three"

What morph did I have against loads of Hork-Bajir? Gorilla? Maybe, but I would need backup. And the good thing is, it arrived. A large male tiger, followed by a wolf, came charging onto the streets and taking down two Hork-Bajirs. Jake and Cassie. I morphed to gorilla and went over to meet them

(Jake, Cassie, good to see you. And in time too)

(We'd seen them several minutes before) said Jake (after hiding Sam at home, we came here)

(Pity Rachel's not here. She would love something like this)

(Andalite bandits!) cried Visser Three

(He still thinks we're Andalites. Did he see a phycologist?) I asked

(Err, no, from the looks of it. Not at all) said Jake

(Are we going to stand around and wait for them to come?) asked Cassie

(Oh god no Cassie. We're gonna ask them to come around for dinner) I said

The Hork-Bajirs were such about upon us. Jake smacked one in the head, slashing open its face and throwing it back into two others coming up behind it

(Nice) I said, as I knocked out a Hork-Bajir and proceeded to the next one

(Thanks. And by the way, one coming up behind you)

Before I could turn around, I heard Cassie growl and take down the Hork-Bajir. I smiled in my head. Only when I turned back, did I see a problem. There was no way we could fight off hundreds of Hork-Bajir

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The Yeerks had returned and it seems the war has begun. Maybe, next chapter, we'll go with Ax for a while, shall we? Oh and please review