Disclaimer: I don't own ToS. But I own you.
Note: My first fic. R&R.
What Raine says: "Bad Lloyd! Do your homework, or I'll punish you! You hear me, Lloyd? I'm serious! I'll really fail you, Lloyd, so watch out!"
What Lloyd hears: "Blah LLOYD! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah LLOYD? Blah blah! Blah blah blah blah LLOYD blah blah!
Chapter 1- Outside Help
A few hours after breakfast, the group decided to break camp. Great, where'd Lloyd and Colette go off to again? Genis decided to go and search for them. After all, he didn't want to meet Presea again for quite a while.
Later, Genis was helping Raine take the tents apart, without Lloyd and Colette. "Great, I'm mentally scarred. Remind me never to look for Lloyd and Colette when they've gone missing again."
Raine sighed. "What were they doing?"
"Well, they- um, maybe I shouldn't- Ow! What was that for!" Raine had just hit him rather hard.
"I strongly advise you to forget what you saw, and not to tell Kratos." At that moment, the idea to go and tell Kratos popped up in his head. "Ow! What was that for!" Raine had hit him again.
Genis was sitting on a rock, fixing his kendama and thinking. Lloyd always gets me in trouble… he never helps me… and I always do his homework for him! He's like some sort of oversized parasite! Hey, wait. Maybe he can help me in some way…
"You want me to what?" asked Lloyd in disbelief. "Uh, not to be… prune, but you're twelve, Genis."
"The word is 'prude.' Besides, you're seventeen, a five-year difference, and you've lost your virginity already." Lloyd looked up, shocked. "And if you don't help, I'll tell Kratos. music note"
"NO! And also, h-how did- I mean, you haven't proven anything!"
"Then why did you say 'NO!'? so vehemently? Do you mean you hate Colette?"
"NO!"
"Okay then, I've got you!"
"Argh! You inrage me so much sometimes!"
"En-rage."
"Do you want my frickin' help or not!"
"Sheesh, don't get so mad…"
Lloyd suddenly had a vivid vision of Genis tied to a flaming fence-post, and a small army of Lloyds, decked in tribal face-paints and voodoo outfits, marching around the post while chanting and swinging large, heavy weapons. The image excited him in a way he couldn't understand. (ooc: Not that way, you dirtbags.)
"Fine, fine…But why couldn't you have asked Zelos? He's good at this stuff!"
"He'll just insult me, calling me a short midget. Besides, his advice… would probably end up with me giving her a gift like…lingerie or something."
"You do have a point," Lloyd said thoughtfully. "But, all in all, you are a short midget. Ow!" Genis hit him with a stick. "But why would you, of all people, ask me to tell you… how to get girls?"
Genis coughed slightly, meaningfully. Lloyd turned red. "Shut up!"
"I didn't say anything!"
"You were thinking it!"
Wow, he's psychic…Ooc: Well, that's the end of Chapter 1 in my currently unnamed fic. Review, and help me think of a nice title! MAM