AzureDragoness: NOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT THE SPATULA OF DOOM!!!!! And I
know, Scott in G-strings really is scary, but hey, at least I put him in
those instead of going commando. NOW THAT would have been scary. AND I
AIN'T YOUR SLAVE! GET OVER IT! Love ya MWAH
RoguesHeart: Hello Dahling, I'm so glad you enjoyed this chapter to its limits. Yes, I know, blackmail is great great gun, but if they spontaneously combusted, then we wouldn't get to torture them anymore! And which would you rather do, have them be tortured for hours and hours on end, or just spontaneously combust putting them out of they're soon to be misery? Lol, that is a god idea, but one, they don't have bedposts, and how would that work, being handcuffed to a bed, but being put on a toilet at the same time?? But the collar idea is good, I'll probably have Rogue use a collar to negate her powers so she can join in the fun of Wal*Mart too.
Cheese-Doodles-Are-Yummy: Dude, lol, mad props on the targets, I mean, objects. Wal*Mart and K*Mart are pretty much the same, but Wal*Marts better, just because its Wal*Mart lol. And as I said before, yes, Scott in man thongs is a bad mental image, but at least it wasn't commando.
Metal Dragon1: Yeah, Kitty and Rogue are mean, but hey, when they want something, they get it, no matter what, and you'd be very surprised that people do get zits at the age of nine, some people get it before. It's just in the family genes I guess.
ishandahalf: I'm so glad the Jott bashing made your day, I think it should make everyone's day. Yes, the hilarity ensues and it will ensure for the whole fic, I hope, if I don't get any writers block. Glad you like the fic so far.
the tiny one: Hey, better late then never is what I alwaz say. And yes, my dad says paintball guns are included in the hunting section. Lol, yes, that would be great, shooting paintballs at Scott and Jean, but alas, don't worry, there will be something to that affect, I promise. Remy, John and Piotr aren't on the Acolytes anymore, there with Xavier now, they wanted to be with their "sheilas" and John would put it, even though his Sheila is with the Brotherhood. but that's just a minor technicality.
Anon(girl): I'm so glad you and Fishy are happy. I love making people happy. And you can tell Fishy that I'll definitely think of something to do with the pet section, just for him. And thank you! I figured they were still called G-strings, but I wasn't positive, so thank you for telling me that.
nightcrawlers-girl4ever: Here ya go hun, the next chapter, sorry to keep you waiting so long for it!
roguewannabe29: lol, I'm so happy you liked the chap. Well I certainly hope you live long enough to see me finish this fic, I think it'll be worth it ;-)
bitrona: Lol, we'll I'm just a random person, what can I say. I'm glad you like it! Wal*Mart is definitely a fun place to go, specially with your parents money and no parents around, and don't worry, I have much planned for them to do at Wal*Mart. Yeah, Kitty did say they were going to invite the Brotherhood, and the reason she asked them what they were doing there was because she hadn't called them to tell them yet, so she didn't know why they were already packed and there. And Wanda didn't randomly find out, she was in the living room playing a game with John when they decided it, and when she went to pack she told the Brotherhood about it, I'm so sorry if that confused you and I hope this set it straight. And yes, blackmail on them is fun, and at least he wears something instead of nothing under there!
RogueSummerslover: Yes, bagging on Jean is fun, and by your Pen name I'm assuming you like Scott, well, I'm gonna say sorry in advance then, because maybe some of the things I'm gonna do to him you might not like, but I really don't like him, so I'm just gonna say sorry in advanced. I'm glad you like the fic so far and are looking forward to reading the rest!
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry I haven't updated in a while. A lot of shits been happening with friends and family and school, I mean, I'm practically not even speaking to someone who I thought was my friend, and I just wasn't in the mood to write. But things are better now, not with my friend, but I don't know if that ever will get better, but anyway, Testing is over with and now I can get back to the important stuff, Writing for you all, My lovely reviewers! I hope that you all like this chapter!
Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own XME, nor Wal*Mart, cause if I owned Wal*Mart, then I could probably have enough money to own XME, but since I'm basically broke right now. Anyway, I don't own nothin' that you read that you actually recognize.
All 16 teens were standing outside looking at the building known as Wal*Mart. They were all wondering how to get in.
"I could like, phase some of you inside, and then, like, maybe Kurt could port the rest of you," Kitty suggested. None of them could think of a better way to do it, so they all agreed. Scott, Jean, Piotr, Lance, Pietro, Bobby, Jubilee, and Toad all touched some part of Kitty, or someone who was touching Kitty directly. Kitty concentrated hard and phased all of them through the door and into the Wal*Mart. A second later, they heard a bamf and Rogue, Remy, Wanda, John, Amanda, Blob, and Kurt all appeared right beside them. Remy, being the expert thief he was, motioned for all of them to huddle.
"Dere's gotta be a few cameras 'round de place, so we need t' fin' dem and take dem out so non one'll be de wiser an' know dat I' was us 'n 'ere," Remy told them. They all nodded their heads. "Jeanie, can y' do a scan o' de place an' figure ou' where de cameras are?" Remy asked, looking at her. She just glared at him.
"No, because that would be wrong and you all already blackmailed me into coming here, so why on earth should I help you?" she asked him, with an air of her usual 'I'm the best person there is and you all should bow to me and do stuff for me'.
"Because if ya don't sheila, you'll get in trouble like the rest of us and get put in jail which will. uh. what's the word I'm looking for," John asked as he tried to make his point.
"The point is bitch, that if you don't help us, you'll get in trouble and be put in jail which will mar your fuckin' perfect record," Rogue said. Jean looked horrified.
"Ok, ok, I'll help you, but it's against my better judgment!" She said angrily, then closed her eyes and concentrated. "Ok, there are 17 cameras all together, 2 in the dressing rooms, men and women, 1 in the hunting section, 3 in the food section, 1 in the cosmetics, 2 around the clothes area, 1 in the toy area, 1 in the shoe area, 2 in the electronic area, and 4 at the check out counters in the front," she said an opened her eyes. They all nodded. The Remy looked at them all.
"Kitty, yo' can get de ones in de clothes area, includin' de dressin' rooms, dats fou' cameras," Kitty nodded her head and bounded off to the clothes section. "Kurt, homme, yo' get de ones by de check ou' areas,"
"Aye aye captain," Kurt saluted and then bamfed to the check out area. Remy just shook his head and continued.
"Jean, yo' can g' t' de food area an' get dose cameras," Jean just glared and crossed her arms over her chest. Rogue held out the picture of her again. She gritted her teeth and huffed away to the food area.
"Oh and Jean," Rogue called after her. Jean looked back. "Can ya contact the othas an' tell 'em that everyone needs ta meet back in th' clothes section," Rogue smiled sweetly at her as she turned around with another huff and walked off. Rogue smirked and nodded for Remy to continue.
"Bobby, yo' g' 'o de toy area, Piotr, yo g' t' de huntin' section, Wanda, g' t' de cosmetic section, Pietro, g' t' de 'lectronic area an' ge' dose cameras, an' Jubilee, g' t' de shoe area," Remy instructed them. They all nodded and walked off in different directions. Remy started walking off to one of the aisles in the food section. He grabbed a basket on his way.
"Where are YOU going," Scott questioned him as he glared at him. Remy just smirked and turned down an aisle. A few minutes later, Remy returned with the basket full of various types of alcohol and shot glasses. Scott's eyes widened, but of course, no one knew this due to his glasses covering his eyes. "Oh no, no you don't, put that back!" Scott demanded, pointing at the basket full of alcohol.
"Quoi homme, it jus' b' a bit o' alcohol, wha's a party wit'out it?" Remy asked as he continued to push the cart towards the clothes section with everyone following him.
"A safe party, that's what it is mate, and safe parties are borin," Pyro said, flipping his lighter open and closed again.
"But where all under age!" Scott shouted, throwing his arms up for emphasis.
"Who cares Cyc, Ah mean, s'not lahke anyone's gonna know bu' us," Rogue said as she grabbed a Smirnoff and popped the cap off. She took a gulp of it as Scott's mouth hung open.
"Hey Rogue, doesn't this remind you of the party's we threw when you were with the Brotherhood," Lance asked looking at her as she liked her lips of the sweet liquid.
"Yup, best party's ever," Rogue smiled at the memories. They all stopped by the clothes area to see everyone who went to disable a camera waiting for them. Jeans eyes grew to the size of saucers when she saw what Rogue was drinking and what Remy had in the cart.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT!" Jean yelled. She tried to take the bottle away from Rogue, but she just gave her one of her famous Death Glares.
"Wha's it look lahke we're doin' Red, havin' a tea party," Rogue said sarcastically as she took another swig of the drink. Jean ground her teeth together and glared at Rogue.
"Scott, are you SERIOUSLY going to let them do this!" Jean yelled at him, thinking that he could do something about their juvenile behavior.
"I've already tried Jean, they wont listen," Scott began, but what cut off by Jean.
"Well try again! You're the team leader for crying out loud, you need to make them stop this!" Jean yelled furiously at him, poking him in the chest. When Scott looked over to the others, he saw all of them drinking some type of alcoholic beverage, even Kitty.
"Guys, I demand you put a stop to this right now!" Scott yelled, looking at them earnestly. They all just stared back at him. "And if we don't?" Bobby asked as he downed a shot of Jack Daniels.
"Then. then. I'll be forced to give you extra time in the Danger Room with Logan and tell the Professor about your little escapade!" Scott said, thinking he had outsmarted them. Jubilee just smiled.
"Scott, if you do, then you'll get in trouble as well, you and Little Miss Fake Red Head," Jubilee responded as she sat on Bobby's lap.
"My hair is not fake! I'm a natural red head thank you very much!" Jean said, sticking her nose up in the air. Rogue snapped her fingers and fished through her bag for a minute, then pulled out another picture.
"Oh yeah, Ah think this proves tha' wrong Red, or should ah say, brown," Rogue held up the picture. It was another picture of Jean, except she looked about 13 in this one, and she was sitting in a hair stylist's hair with straight dark brown hair. The hair stylist was applying red hair die to the mop of brown hair that was Jeans. Jean nearly screamed and tried to grab the picture away, but Rogue just put it back in the bag. Jean growled and launched herself at Rogue. Rogue side stepped and jean went flying into a rack of men's boxers. They went flying everywhere as Jean was trying to get free. Scott ran over to help her, but Blob stuck his foot out and tripped the "fearless leader" of the X Men.
"Whoops," was all he said as he grabbed a bag of Twizzler's that he brought with him. Everyone started cracking up as Jean had a pair of boxers on her head that had naked women on it. Scott's foot was stuck in one that had a picture of a mouth on it. They both tried to get up and bumped into each other, knocking the other one back down. Tabitha held a bottle of Corona in her hand and cracked a smile.
"Hey guys, whose up for a little fashion show," Tabitha's smirk grew as she eyed the other girls, minus Jean, and motioned her head towards the side. The girls followed her head to what she was pointing at and all grew into huge smiles.
"Let the games begin." Jubilee said as she swallowed another shot of Tequila.
Ok guys, here it is, they're finally in Wal*Mart. What on earth was Tabitha motioning to, and can it be a good thing? All will be revealed in the next chapter, and I promise I'll try and it get it out sooner then I did this one, but I hope this one was worth the wait. Please please please review, I would REALLY like to know what you all thought. And thanx to AzureDragoness for betaing it for me! Luv ya hun MWAH!
RoguesHeart: Hello Dahling, I'm so glad you enjoyed this chapter to its limits. Yes, I know, blackmail is great great gun, but if they spontaneously combusted, then we wouldn't get to torture them anymore! And which would you rather do, have them be tortured for hours and hours on end, or just spontaneously combust putting them out of they're soon to be misery? Lol, that is a god idea, but one, they don't have bedposts, and how would that work, being handcuffed to a bed, but being put on a toilet at the same time?? But the collar idea is good, I'll probably have Rogue use a collar to negate her powers so she can join in the fun of Wal*Mart too.
Cheese-Doodles-Are-Yummy: Dude, lol, mad props on the targets, I mean, objects. Wal*Mart and K*Mart are pretty much the same, but Wal*Marts better, just because its Wal*Mart lol. And as I said before, yes, Scott in man thongs is a bad mental image, but at least it wasn't commando.
Metal Dragon1: Yeah, Kitty and Rogue are mean, but hey, when they want something, they get it, no matter what, and you'd be very surprised that people do get zits at the age of nine, some people get it before. It's just in the family genes I guess.
ishandahalf: I'm so glad the Jott bashing made your day, I think it should make everyone's day. Yes, the hilarity ensues and it will ensure for the whole fic, I hope, if I don't get any writers block. Glad you like the fic so far.
the tiny one: Hey, better late then never is what I alwaz say. And yes, my dad says paintball guns are included in the hunting section. Lol, yes, that would be great, shooting paintballs at Scott and Jean, but alas, don't worry, there will be something to that affect, I promise. Remy, John and Piotr aren't on the Acolytes anymore, there with Xavier now, they wanted to be with their "sheilas" and John would put it, even though his Sheila is with the Brotherhood. but that's just a minor technicality.
Anon(girl): I'm so glad you and Fishy are happy. I love making people happy. And you can tell Fishy that I'll definitely think of something to do with the pet section, just for him. And thank you! I figured they were still called G-strings, but I wasn't positive, so thank you for telling me that.
nightcrawlers-girl4ever: Here ya go hun, the next chapter, sorry to keep you waiting so long for it!
roguewannabe29: lol, I'm so happy you liked the chap. Well I certainly hope you live long enough to see me finish this fic, I think it'll be worth it ;-)
bitrona: Lol, we'll I'm just a random person, what can I say. I'm glad you like it! Wal*Mart is definitely a fun place to go, specially with your parents money and no parents around, and don't worry, I have much planned for them to do at Wal*Mart. Yeah, Kitty did say they were going to invite the Brotherhood, and the reason she asked them what they were doing there was because she hadn't called them to tell them yet, so she didn't know why they were already packed and there. And Wanda didn't randomly find out, she was in the living room playing a game with John when they decided it, and when she went to pack she told the Brotherhood about it, I'm so sorry if that confused you and I hope this set it straight. And yes, blackmail on them is fun, and at least he wears something instead of nothing under there!
RogueSummerslover: Yes, bagging on Jean is fun, and by your Pen name I'm assuming you like Scott, well, I'm gonna say sorry in advance then, because maybe some of the things I'm gonna do to him you might not like, but I really don't like him, so I'm just gonna say sorry in advanced. I'm glad you like the fic so far and are looking forward to reading the rest!
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry I haven't updated in a while. A lot of shits been happening with friends and family and school, I mean, I'm practically not even speaking to someone who I thought was my friend, and I just wasn't in the mood to write. But things are better now, not with my friend, but I don't know if that ever will get better, but anyway, Testing is over with and now I can get back to the important stuff, Writing for you all, My lovely reviewers! I hope that you all like this chapter!
Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own XME, nor Wal*Mart, cause if I owned Wal*Mart, then I could probably have enough money to own XME, but since I'm basically broke right now. Anyway, I don't own nothin' that you read that you actually recognize.
All 16 teens were standing outside looking at the building known as Wal*Mart. They were all wondering how to get in.
"I could like, phase some of you inside, and then, like, maybe Kurt could port the rest of you," Kitty suggested. None of them could think of a better way to do it, so they all agreed. Scott, Jean, Piotr, Lance, Pietro, Bobby, Jubilee, and Toad all touched some part of Kitty, or someone who was touching Kitty directly. Kitty concentrated hard and phased all of them through the door and into the Wal*Mart. A second later, they heard a bamf and Rogue, Remy, Wanda, John, Amanda, Blob, and Kurt all appeared right beside them. Remy, being the expert thief he was, motioned for all of them to huddle.
"Dere's gotta be a few cameras 'round de place, so we need t' fin' dem and take dem out so non one'll be de wiser an' know dat I' was us 'n 'ere," Remy told them. They all nodded their heads. "Jeanie, can y' do a scan o' de place an' figure ou' where de cameras are?" Remy asked, looking at her. She just glared at him.
"No, because that would be wrong and you all already blackmailed me into coming here, so why on earth should I help you?" she asked him, with an air of her usual 'I'm the best person there is and you all should bow to me and do stuff for me'.
"Because if ya don't sheila, you'll get in trouble like the rest of us and get put in jail which will. uh. what's the word I'm looking for," John asked as he tried to make his point.
"The point is bitch, that if you don't help us, you'll get in trouble and be put in jail which will mar your fuckin' perfect record," Rogue said. Jean looked horrified.
"Ok, ok, I'll help you, but it's against my better judgment!" She said angrily, then closed her eyes and concentrated. "Ok, there are 17 cameras all together, 2 in the dressing rooms, men and women, 1 in the hunting section, 3 in the food section, 1 in the cosmetics, 2 around the clothes area, 1 in the toy area, 1 in the shoe area, 2 in the electronic area, and 4 at the check out counters in the front," she said an opened her eyes. They all nodded. The Remy looked at them all.
"Kitty, yo' can get de ones in de clothes area, includin' de dressin' rooms, dats fou' cameras," Kitty nodded her head and bounded off to the clothes section. "Kurt, homme, yo' get de ones by de check ou' areas,"
"Aye aye captain," Kurt saluted and then bamfed to the check out area. Remy just shook his head and continued.
"Jean, yo' can g' t' de food area an' get dose cameras," Jean just glared and crossed her arms over her chest. Rogue held out the picture of her again. She gritted her teeth and huffed away to the food area.
"Oh and Jean," Rogue called after her. Jean looked back. "Can ya contact the othas an' tell 'em that everyone needs ta meet back in th' clothes section," Rogue smiled sweetly at her as she turned around with another huff and walked off. Rogue smirked and nodded for Remy to continue.
"Bobby, yo' g' 'o de toy area, Piotr, yo g' t' de huntin' section, Wanda, g' t' de cosmetic section, Pietro, g' t' de 'lectronic area an' ge' dose cameras, an' Jubilee, g' t' de shoe area," Remy instructed them. They all nodded and walked off in different directions. Remy started walking off to one of the aisles in the food section. He grabbed a basket on his way.
"Where are YOU going," Scott questioned him as he glared at him. Remy just smirked and turned down an aisle. A few minutes later, Remy returned with the basket full of various types of alcohol and shot glasses. Scott's eyes widened, but of course, no one knew this due to his glasses covering his eyes. "Oh no, no you don't, put that back!" Scott demanded, pointing at the basket full of alcohol.
"Quoi homme, it jus' b' a bit o' alcohol, wha's a party wit'out it?" Remy asked as he continued to push the cart towards the clothes section with everyone following him.
"A safe party, that's what it is mate, and safe parties are borin," Pyro said, flipping his lighter open and closed again.
"But where all under age!" Scott shouted, throwing his arms up for emphasis.
"Who cares Cyc, Ah mean, s'not lahke anyone's gonna know bu' us," Rogue said as she grabbed a Smirnoff and popped the cap off. She took a gulp of it as Scott's mouth hung open.
"Hey Rogue, doesn't this remind you of the party's we threw when you were with the Brotherhood," Lance asked looking at her as she liked her lips of the sweet liquid.
"Yup, best party's ever," Rogue smiled at the memories. They all stopped by the clothes area to see everyone who went to disable a camera waiting for them. Jeans eyes grew to the size of saucers when she saw what Rogue was drinking and what Remy had in the cart.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT!" Jean yelled. She tried to take the bottle away from Rogue, but she just gave her one of her famous Death Glares.
"Wha's it look lahke we're doin' Red, havin' a tea party," Rogue said sarcastically as she took another swig of the drink. Jean ground her teeth together and glared at Rogue.
"Scott, are you SERIOUSLY going to let them do this!" Jean yelled at him, thinking that he could do something about their juvenile behavior.
"I've already tried Jean, they wont listen," Scott began, but what cut off by Jean.
"Well try again! You're the team leader for crying out loud, you need to make them stop this!" Jean yelled furiously at him, poking him in the chest. When Scott looked over to the others, he saw all of them drinking some type of alcoholic beverage, even Kitty.
"Guys, I demand you put a stop to this right now!" Scott yelled, looking at them earnestly. They all just stared back at him. "And if we don't?" Bobby asked as he downed a shot of Jack Daniels.
"Then. then. I'll be forced to give you extra time in the Danger Room with Logan and tell the Professor about your little escapade!" Scott said, thinking he had outsmarted them. Jubilee just smiled.
"Scott, if you do, then you'll get in trouble as well, you and Little Miss Fake Red Head," Jubilee responded as she sat on Bobby's lap.
"My hair is not fake! I'm a natural red head thank you very much!" Jean said, sticking her nose up in the air. Rogue snapped her fingers and fished through her bag for a minute, then pulled out another picture.
"Oh yeah, Ah think this proves tha' wrong Red, or should ah say, brown," Rogue held up the picture. It was another picture of Jean, except she looked about 13 in this one, and she was sitting in a hair stylist's hair with straight dark brown hair. The hair stylist was applying red hair die to the mop of brown hair that was Jeans. Jean nearly screamed and tried to grab the picture away, but Rogue just put it back in the bag. Jean growled and launched herself at Rogue. Rogue side stepped and jean went flying into a rack of men's boxers. They went flying everywhere as Jean was trying to get free. Scott ran over to help her, but Blob stuck his foot out and tripped the "fearless leader" of the X Men.
"Whoops," was all he said as he grabbed a bag of Twizzler's that he brought with him. Everyone started cracking up as Jean had a pair of boxers on her head that had naked women on it. Scott's foot was stuck in one that had a picture of a mouth on it. They both tried to get up and bumped into each other, knocking the other one back down. Tabitha held a bottle of Corona in her hand and cracked a smile.
"Hey guys, whose up for a little fashion show," Tabitha's smirk grew as she eyed the other girls, minus Jean, and motioned her head towards the side. The girls followed her head to what she was pointing at and all grew into huge smiles.
"Let the games begin." Jubilee said as she swallowed another shot of Tequila.
Ok guys, here it is, they're finally in Wal*Mart. What on earth was Tabitha motioning to, and can it be a good thing? All will be revealed in the next chapter, and I promise I'll try and it get it out sooner then I did this one, but I hope this one was worth the wait. Please please please review, I would REALLY like to know what you all thought. And thanx to AzureDragoness for betaing it for me! Luv ya hun MWAH!