Chapter 4: Meltokio!

DisclaiMMOIRE: I do not own Tales of Symphonia, but I do own other things.

Notice: I was thinking, "Tim, Tim, Tim, your fanfic is rated Teen, and so far there's nothing of the sort!" so then...

Notice 2: Blah, must change the summary. Seems Genis isn't the main character anymore. He's still featured, though.

Chapter 4: Meltokio!

Edit: I didn't know the retarded No Script rule, so this battle may be plenty confusing.

Sweet mother of potatoes! I realized I haven't been responding to my reviewers! So Chapter 1 first, and so on...

Chapter 1

Midnight Eclipse713: Well, it's more funny than romantic, and now it's not really Gesea anymore...

MoonCannon: Not yet. It was a mistake to list the genre as Romance/Humor, but oh well...

Aurora Umbra: sniff

Art Musicanova: I most certainly did not.

Chapter 2

Cathree: No. It's "Lloyd is a dirty underage sicko, beware!" "Where is Zelos?" "Trouble Brewing/Genis is my favorite character!" and "Where is Presea?"

MoonCannon: I'm building up... remember, this is a First-Time fic.

Chapter 3

MoonCannon: Yeah.

water spear 565: Refined and monosyllabic.

Midnight Eclipse713: Thanks, but as of now, Genis isn't really the main character... I'm thinking more of a 'vacationy' title.

ArtMusicanova: Eh?

Chapter 4

Invisible Guy: Where? Oh no, 'tis no one I can see! Quick, review and the menace will leave!

Combat mode!

Lloyd raised his blades. "Okay, Zelos, got a plan?"

Zelos put on a mask, instantly causing the fangirls to start a mad search for Zelos. "Of course! Follow my lead!" Zelos ran up to one hunny. "Fear my su(b)par techniques! 'Pickup Lines(bad)!'" Several of the girls ran away. Lloyd ran up as well. "Taste my Thick Skull!" -Status Effect - Stupidity- on all enemies! Zelos grabbed Lloyd. "Unison attack!"

"Inappropriate Stare!"

"Stereotype - Pretty men are stupid!"

"Compound Unison Attack - Double Date!"

Whoosh!

All the girls an away screaming.

"Yess! Victory!" Zelos pawed the ground. "Hmm, they dropped some items. 292/3 fangirls, the Tisiphone edge, crash, aww, no lingerie... what's this? Vulnerary? Hmm, ooh, Viagra, pockets and what's this? An 'S' ring? Hmm... let's consult the Collector's Book..."

"S Ring - Makes the T-type character (turd) become an S-type character (sexy)."

"Wow! Jackpot!" Zelos was about to put it on when Lloyd saw it. "What! Oh, I want!" Lloyd grabbed it, but couldn't get it on. A large box popped up in the air, saying, "You must forget all T-type moves before advancing towards S." Zelos took out his sword and slashed the box. It shattered, and all the letters, particularly the large and hard ones, fell on Lloyd and knocked him out. "Okay, let's forget these worthless moves and get some smexy ones!" Pickup Lines(bad)... forgotten. Stupidity Aura... forgotten. Inappropriate Stare... forgotten...

Genis was strutting away, his mood improved, when someone grabbed his collar. "What, huh? Wait, no, Kratos! I didn't do it! You have to believe me!" But the angel had already grabbed him and was pulling him away. "No more activities for you. Get to school." He hurled him through a window. In slow motion, Genis bounced off all the desks, eventually landing in front of the teacher's desk. Strangely enough, there was an axe propped up against it. He tapped the axe... the teacher's pet/suck-up, who had been wiping the teacher's shoes, looked up...

The class started singing 'Ding dong, the Witch is dead...'

Genis looked around. Oops... heh heh. But he noticed someone staring at him, who shouldn't have been there...

Lloyd got up, looked around. Zelos was long gone. He ran in pursuit, thinking, "I must get that Sexy ring! It is my only hope!"

Sheena sighed. Colette had convinced her to go with her to the amusement park. Riding the ferris wheel was totally boring. When will this ride end? She started to doze off, when Colette shook her shoulders. "Hey, Sheena, look! Look! Down there! There's a mob!" Sheena glanced down. She saw a huge black swarm. Heh, they look like ants from here. The large swarm of multicolored ants were chasing... a red ant? "Oh, that had better not be..." But at that moment, the Ferris wheel controller, who happened to be female, saw the 'red ant' and ran off. The ferris wheel stopped. "Ah, coconuts. How do we get off now?" She looked around, but Colette was gone. She had pulled out her wings and was also following the 'red ant.' Traitor!

Zelos pulled off the ring as he was running. When did the hunnies get so violent? Almost every woman in Meltokio was coming after him. Throwing the ring in the air, it was gone. Huh? Why are they still chasing me? Crud! I'm still S type! Must... find... T ring! He looked up and saw Colette flying towards him. Hey, why didn't I think of that before? He took to the skies. However, he wasn't prepared for what happened next.

Presea stood up, shocked. Some gray missile had knocked into her axe, cutting off the model student's extremely tiny pen... holder. "Genis!" The half-elf looked up. "Wh-wha? Presea? What're you doing here?" Suddenly, an apple hit his head. The teacher was furious. "Look what you did to my model student! My poor, poor model student. What do you think you're doing, cleaving apart his pencilbox! See, you've scared the living daylights out of him!" She grabbed a stapler. "Genis, run!"

"Wha?"

"RUN!" Presea grabbed the bumbling little half-elf, and tore down the corridor. Kratos 'escaped' again. Not my day.

Fshew! A sleek, black Rheiard landed in the outskirts of Meltokio. Out stepped two men, wearing trench coats and looking very damn cool. One of them, with sunglasses on and a cap covering his reddish hair, stepped forwards and suddenly began to rap.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're far to kind

Music

Now can I get an encore, do you want more

Cookin raw with the Brooklyn Boys

The one behind him hit his head hard with a backhand slap, knocking his dark sunglasses clean off. Botta rubbed the back of his skull and looked around. "Aww... you're no fun!" The one behind him angrily brushed his blue hair, clearly annoyed. "You make it so hard to not kill you sometimes. By Jove. Well, let's get moving. We have people to intercept."

"Come on, it's not like we're secret agents or something, all we want to do is...""Silence. Of course we're secret agents. You have almost revealed our ulterior motives. Let's go. And Botta?" He looked around. "Kill the Author. He knows too much." Suddenly, they bumped into Kratos. "Eh? What are you guys doing here?" He drew his sword with a swish. "Hey, hey, peace, man. We're just here to-"

"Botta! Stop being stupid!"

"Oww..."

Genis suddenly he was being dragged down a hallway at high speeds by Presea. It was the closest he had ever been to her, but the conditions of the situation were hardly likable. "Um... ow! Can you put me down?" Presea dropped her. "Genis, get up! There's a Raine imitator after us!" gulp -ENTER COMBAT WITH RAINEISH TEACHER!-

Zelos was flying as fast as he could from the other angel. I know I'm a hunk of burning sexiness, but this is insane! I promised to never do this again, but... hey Author! I need your help!

Yeah yeah, what do you want me to do this time?

Err...

Okay, I'll take away all your sexiness and give it all to Genis. Yay for miniature sex bombs!

No, no, no! Just get these people away for a time period and I can neutralize my S/T meter!

Right. I call upon the grand separate-minded force that makes all writers happy. Reviewers, I summon thee! It is your call. What happens to Zelos?

"Wait, my life is in the hands of these random people with bad grammar?"

Ooh, an insult! All out, reviewers!

"Ah, darn! don't listen to the author! He's insane!"

Shut up.

Regal rubbed his hands together. Reaching the end of the restaurant, he pushed the secret button that would take him to HQ. A warp portal appeared, and he stepped in.

"Wuh? What was that?" wondered a drunken man.

"Yo'r too drunk to notice, yar!"

In the top floor, Regal let out an evil laugh. "Finally..." He pushed a little button causing his handcuffs to fly off. They whirled in the air, eventually folding into a Palm handheld computer. "Okay. Here we go, into 'Regal,' into 'Personal,' into 'System,' into 'Secret Files,' into 'Do Not Touch,' into 'Dangerous Material,' what's this? 'Zelos' Hunny Info?' delete 'Secret Plans,' 'Operation Cuff,' 'Plan Red Tofu,'"

Audience: Get on with it!

Regal snorted. "Of course I'm not going to reveal my secret plans to you! Go away! Shoo shoo!" Reaching forwards and turning off the video camera, he decided to put on some light music.

However, at that moment, the Ruins exhibition ended, so Raine stuffed a large portion of Meltokio into her Wing pack and left for Iselia.

You guys get to decide Zelos' fate! Poor Sheena is stranded on a Ferris wheel, Genis and Presea are together in... unstable conditions, Regal is cough evil, Yuan and Botta are going to cause trouble! But they're all in a bag... how do they survive? R&R!