Chapter 5: Inside The Wing Pack
DisclaiMMOIRE: I do not own Tales of Symphonia, but I do own other things.
Notice: Hey, up till now I haven't looked at my story on FF.N, and I never noticed all my ----- linebreaks were gone! Dang.
Chapter 5: Inside the Wing Pack
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Ginki: It's 'KratosxLloyd is too much stupidity. Copy/paste all the boldface words.
cathree: I don't like Regal. : ( And Kratos and Lloyd are stupid. Together.
ArtMusicanova: No, the only changing thing has been length, really.
MoonCannon: Okay...
Moving on...
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CRUNCH! Lloyd looked up. "What was that?" But it was just Colette tripping into the ferris wheel, and Sheena falling onto Zelos. With his hand... "AHH! GET AWAY, FREAK!" smack "oww... ;.;"
Lloyd got up and quickly scanned the area. "Wait... the hell? It's all black! And why is there a ferris wheel here? And... a school? Wait, what's going on? From somewhere in the distance, Lloyd could hear Genis and Presea fighting some battle. Lloyd ran towards the noise, but crashed into a seemingly large and soft wall.
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The walls and ceiling suddenly disappeared. There was only Genis, Presea, and the insane teacher in the room. Hmm... nice 'Final Boss' element. It sure fits pretty well. But I can't see a damn thing now. He raised his arms. "I call upon some endless mana spirit to lend me your hand blah blah blah... okay, here we go. Indignation Judgement... or whatever that one's called!" A large pyramid thing... just appeared and blasted everything into who knows where. Luckily, in the 2-D environment, neither Genis or Presea were hurt. However, it burned a hole in the floor, causing them to fall out.
And Raine did not seem happy at the fact that two slightly sizzling teenagers had just burst out of her wallet.
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"Great. Where the hell are we?" Botta felt around. "OW! What was that for?" Yuan looked surprised. "Oh, did I hit you?" Botta nodded silently. "Sorry. I do that whenever I'm thinking." Kratos felt around the walls. "The walls are soft... hey... I've got it. Raine shoved us all into some large bag... I'd have to say it was the wing pack." He drew his sword, and ran it through the closest wall. There was a squeak and the sound of someone falling.
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Lloyd jumped back. Something had nearly impaled him. "Great, now people are trying to assin... assasan... whatever Sheena was... us! Genis? Raine? Kratos? Where are you! Help!"
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"Lloyd! Where are you?"
"Here! Some thing is attacking me!"
"Hold still! I can tell where you are! Hiya!" He stuck his sword through again. "Did I get it?"
"No! I'll try stabbing it! Sonic thrust!" Kratos jumped back as a sword was stabbed two inches away from him. "Lloyd! It's attacking me now! I'll distract it! Fierce Demon Fang!" Lloyd jumped back, as an orange shockwave shot out from under him. "Kratos! It's shooting some sort of energy at me now!" Take this! Sword Rain!" Kratos leapt back. "Lloyd! Stop! I think the monster can somehow copy our moves and use them against us!"
"Hmm, really?"
"Let me try. Demon Fang!"
"You're right, dad! Now, how do we stop it?"
"You frickin' idiots!" Kratos looked around. Yuan was standing behind him. Silently, he stuck his sword slowly through the wall. "Kratos, it's-"
"Shut up." He brought it down, slicing part of the wall off. Lloyd and Kratos were staring at each other. "Do you get it now?" Kratos looked at Lloyd ponderously. "Ah! I see! the monster is invisible! Lloyd, follow me!" They ran off.
Botta walked up to Yuan. "Lord, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I think. I swear my intelligence has dropped. Give me some Vodka, will you?"
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Zelos was running from Sheena. "But hunny, banshee has many meanings! Ahh!"
"You STUPID Chosen!" Zelos ran into a wall. Cornered! Thinking quickly, he executed a tech. "Light Spear Cannon!" he yelled, as he quickly shredded the soft wall.
"Oh no..." said both the ninja and the Chosen. They (or only Zelos) was assaulted by the army of fangirls.
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"Where are we?" Kratos and Lloyd had just stumbled into some new part of the wing pack. "I don't know. Be wary." Lloyd stepped forwards, apprehensive, but not knowing what the hell an apprehensive was. splut Lloyd looked down. He froze suddenly in pure horror. Kratos stopped besides him. "What's wrong? Your face looks very disturbed..." He looked at what Lloyd was staring at, and also froze. "TOMATOES!"
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"Look what you kids did to my purse! And you destroyed the Wing Pack, as well!" Raine was yelling at Genis and Presea. "Well, if you weren't in such a hurry to leave, maybe you wouldn't toss the Wing Pack on Meltokio... and take it with you!"
"It's your fault for dallying! The Ruin center at Mizuho opens in an hour!" Presea was silent. Genis doubted Raine had any idea where Mizuho was anyways. Plus, they were flying at high speeds towards Iselia. However, with Raine yelling at the kids, she crashed into a mountain. They were all so surprised it took a second crash to bring them down.
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Genis emerged from the wreckage. His first impulse was to look for Presea, so he ran off. Leaving behind Raine's purse, which had conveniently been sitting on his lap.
Raine emerged from the wreckage. Her first impulse was to forge a path to Mizuho, but she needed Sheena. And Sheena was in her purse. So she set off for Genis.
Presea emerged from the wreckage. After losing her exsphere and regaining her emotions, her first impulse was to sit on the ground and cry. But she didn't.
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There was a huge crash. Tomatoes jumped and rolled around. "Retreat!" yelled both Lloyd and Kratos. (Though why there would be a huge mountain of tomatoes in a backpack confuses me O.o)
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Hello again, Zelos.
"Author! What have you done!"
Oh, I've just brought the army of fangirls to your doorstep.
"What?"
It's how you've been brought up. Sacrifice the happiness of one for the happiness of many!
"W-wait! That's not how it's interpreted!"
Po-tay-to... po-tah-to...
Sheena grabbed Zelos' arm. "Come on! Let's get out of here!" The summoner pulled him into a wall, sliced it apart, and dove in. Zelos looked around. That was fast. "Hey, where are we?"
"It would seem that we are in the item storage zone..." Zelos dropped off as he noticed a shiny ring on the floor. Meanwhile, Sheena was thinking.
It's weird. Zelos hasn't hit on me a single time these past few hours. And he's turned incredibly sexy. I think I'm in love... Zelos looked on the ring. "Yess! T!" He slipped it on. "Ha ha! the fangirls won't tear me apart now, my voluptuous hunny!1" smack! Neeever mind.
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"Presea! Where are you? Raine?" Genis was stumbling through the thick undergrowth. He tripped over a low tree root and landed with his face not three inches away from a large Woods worm. The Woods worm blinked. "Ahh! Holy-" He stood up. crunch Genis had just stepped on a whole lot of eggs. The Woods worm reared up angrily. "Helpppppp!"
Presea heard the cry for help. Hey! That's Genis! She ran towards the source of the noise. And she was astonished by what she saw.
A large Woods worm was in the process of wrapping Genis in a cocoon, apparently for fun. And Genis was screaming his head off. "Great... Finite Devastation!" The poor worm flew up, up, and away... onto Raine's Rheiard, crushing it beyond recognition. Raine then proceeded to say some dirty words, almost as dirty as her worm-gut splattered shirt.
"Whew, Presea. You saved me." Presea just nodded. "Start a fire. That'll make monsters stay away." Genis nodded and casted Fireball. However, his hands were shaking so badly hat he eventually set himself on fire.
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"What do we do now, Lord Yuan?"
"I don't know. Make some suggestions."
"Well... I could wax your Rheiard with my hair again once we get back."
"I'll remember it."
"Thanks, sir."
"..."
"Sir?"
"I have an idea."
"Yes, sir?"
Yuan's eyes glowed aquamarine. Not menacing at all. He had so got to ask Mithos for red contacts when he returned . His wings extended. "Send in the dentists!"
"S-sir! Not the Desian Dentists!"
"Yes, the evil Desian Dentists!"
"But... but sir, they have no clue where we are!"
"They will find us. They always do. Now sit tight..." Yuan pulled out his cell phone. beep beep beep Botta clutched his teeth in memory of the elite Desian Special Ops team. "Team #00A5?... yes, it's me... Yuan, dolts... No, with a 'Y'... blue... no, no, that's Kratos. Oh, you what? No wonder... Yuan. Y-u-a-n... the third Cruxis seraphim... look here, be reasonable... no, 'Yuan,' not 'Juan...' no, I am not Spanish... Carlos? Who's that?... Just come, okay... 'YUAN!'...#000003, okay? No, I don't want to be put on hold... hello? Hello? Dammit!"
A few long minutes later...
"...again. 'Yuan!' No, not the Spanish guy! No... no... yes! That one! That's me!... no, that's me 4,000 years ago... yes, I do have insurance... no, I am not a repeat customer... I don't have an ID card... cell phone? 0931-921-121... can't reach? It's because I'm talking to you on it... no, it's not broken, the line's in use... no, I'm the one using the line... we use the same line! I'm using my cell phone! Look here... appointment? This is a strike team... w-what! that's more gald than Mith-er, Yggdrasil earns in ten years! Oh, for the love of- No! I don't understand Spanish!... I don't know! I was just born with that name!... I do not have permanent ownership of the letter 'Y!' No, the alphabet is not copyrighted!... No, I am not a kung-fu artist... yes, I do have a butterfly sword... ASPCA? What? But... no, my sword is not made out of a butterfly! It's just shaped like one!"
More minutes later...
"No, I do not like to eat enchiladas... yes, I do like cassadea... but that proves nothing... I'm not French or Spanish... I don't know anyone called Juan Carlos... no, I don't touch myself at night... what? You have to be kidding... No, Martel wasn't- oh, shbeep Just send a force. And charge it to Kratos. Orange hair, purple armor, the second Cruxis seraphim... No. That's me. Wait! Yes! That's me! You've finally got it! Now send a force here, now!... I am not Spanish!" Yuan violently unhooked his speakerphone from his ear, and savagely bit a chunk out of it. Botta stared tiredly at him.
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Well, that's it for now. Chapter 5 now up. Hope you guys enjoyed it.