rika-or-ri: I'm glad you like it. Hope you like this chapter as well!
the tiny one: YAY! I'm so glad that your still alive, and look, I am too! Yes, I know the story needs more Jondaness, and I promise I will deliver in the next few chapters, and if I don't, you can tie me to a pole and make me watch barney *shudders* lol, I know, about used to dancing to the song, but hell, I still do it, although its true I'm not grinding against guys unfortunately, but I thought it was appropriate for the chapter, hehehe. Your wish is my command and I hope you like the chapter!
Peace215: Dude, I'm glad you liked it! Yes, you were very close with the bathing suit idea. Of course you're special! Every one of my reviewers are special! Lol, you know Rogue and Remy had fun! It's amazing what a tidge bit of alcohol can get you to do. Dude, its Remy, he wouldn't so stupid as to NOT take pictures considering Rogues usually alwaz dressed from head to toe. Yeah, my imagination helps me come up with usually everything for my stories, it's really scary what it comes up with sometimes... anyway, yes I will try to do my best to make the chapters better or just as good as those two. Hope you enjoy this chapter!
AzureDragoness: lol, no, I wont tell you since you can't even do a simple little thing for me like putting up a small authors note up for me, I FEEL SO UNLOVED FROM YOU! Lol. Thanx you thanx you, I know I'm good, what can I say, lol. I have not gotten this far because of you, I've gotten this far because of my brain and imagination, most of the time your no help anyway, so there *sticks tongue out*. And no, I wont tell you what the song is for, that's for me to know and everyone else to find out. Dude, trust me, it wasn't that hard to type everything I in a day when your really really bored, and it wasn't as long as it could have been in my opinion... but anyway, Hope you like this chapter as well!
DemonRogue13: Glad you loved it! Hope you love this chapter just as much!
ASGT: Yeah, the essay did suck, but I got it done, so it's all good. Sorry it wasn't a quick update, but a lot of stuff happened, including my computer crashing, but here ya go! Hope you like the chapter!
Anon(girl): lol, your very welcome, I just wish I could have posted this chapter sooner, but again, complications suck. I'm glad you and Fishy are happy though and I hope you two enjoy this chapter!
crazyspaceystracey: Glad my stories fun for you. That's my goal in life, is to make reading fun for people, so you've made me happy! Glad you love the story and I hope you like this chapter!
lildaisygirl24: Glad you like the story! Yeah, FFN was doing that tome too, I think they were like updating the log in or something, it was weird, but at least it's fixed now. Sorry it took so long for the update and I hope you like this chapter!
RogueSummersLover: lol, yeah, the naughty chapters were fun to write, and I'm glad they were fun to read. Yeah, I like all of my stories equally, but I'm glad that you like this one. Of course I'll continue to read your story, and your doing a good job on it!
sweet like anthrax: Dude, I love your name and I loved your review. I am a sick little person and I'm proud of it, but I think everyone knows that because of the pen name, lol. I disgust a lot of people, but they can't help but love me, lol. Here's more for ya, hope you like it!
Avarice Falcon: Interesting is what I strive for hun. And yeah, I do have a lot of free time on my hands, but hey, its all good! Hope ya like the chapter!
SperryDee: Wow, I'm glad that you think the story is good! Lol, you'll find out what happens next as soon as I'm done with the review responses! Hope you like the chapter.
Rogue14: WOO HOO! REVIEWS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND! And I'm sooooo sorry that I wasn't able to review sooner, there were a lot of complications concerning my computer, but here it is, the update, and I hope that you enjoy it!
Metal Dragon1: Man, I hope your muses are ok, I didn't mean to give them a heart attack, I really didn't. Well I hope when Coyote regains consciousness he'll be pleased that he helped me with my fic. Yeah, things are really high right now, and they'll just get higher, lol. Of course! It wouldn't be the same if they didn't have bitchin' hangovers! Lol. Well, I hope that you enjoy the chapter!
Little-Arlis: Well, I'm glad that I can entertain you : ). Lol, I don't know if I would say queen, I'd just say really good. Well, I've never been a hero now, but I think it sounds kind of nice, The SickmindedSucker Hero, lol. I'm so sorry I havn't updated in a while there were complications with my computer, but I hope this chapter will make up for it. Dude, don't worry, there will be PLENTY of Scott Jean torture. Hope you like the chapter!
SugarSweet11: lol, interesting chapter in a good way or a bad way? That is the question. Yeah, when I was writing that scene I could totally just see Remy jumping up there to be with Rogue, so I just HAD to put it in and you will see what the fun is in this chapter as soon as I post it, lol. Hope you like the chapter!
Wanda: Well, I promise that you'll be seeing more Jonda soon! Hope you like the chapter!
wandathetiger: Heres more for you! Enjoy!
Gothic- Rogue LeBeau: Well, first time is better than no time at all, lol. Glad that you like it so far. Hope that you like this chapter as well!
Ok guys, here we go, third time is the charm. I want to thank everyone who reviewed, I love you guys so much! Sorry I havn't posted in a while, my computer completely crashed on me. I had started typing it up, and I saved it to a disk, nd then when I opened it nback up on the disk, ALL of my text had been replaced with symbols because I had a worm on my computer that had gotten to it. This is the third time I've tried writing this chapter because I had finally finished writing it about 45 minutes ago, and I saved it and closed it so I could upload it, and I come to find out that the format its in isn't installed in word, so there was nothing there. So here I am again, typing it up for the third time. Anyway, onto the fic and hopefully you all will enjoy it. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN XME AND NEVER HAVE, AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL, BUT I SURE AS HELL AM GONNA TRY!
Jean was not happy. She had a chain that was attached to the attached to her ankle and she was in a hot, heavy bear costume, but this bear costume was special, it was heavy and hot, but she could also feel every little bit of pain that is inflicted on her. Scott was bewildered why he was in a squirrel outfit that had the same attributes as Jeans. He ever had the squirrel TEETH!
"I swear, when I get my hand son them they'll regret they EVER met me!" Jean said, seething.
"Actually, we already do Red," Pietro said as he ran up to them. He smirked as they looked at them. Jean suddenly smiled seductively at him.
"Pietro, if you let me go..." she stopped talking and fluttered her eyes at him. She lowered her voice attempting to make it sound sultry (A/N: Key word: ATTEMPTING). "I'll surly make it worth your while."
"JEAN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND!" Scott cried, not believing what he had just heard.
"Oh Scott, stop being so dramatic, your acting like a girl," Jean said and looked at Pietro. "So what do you say handsome," she asked him and winked.
"Well, considering that I hate you with every being in my oh so gorgeous body and wish you and Stick up the Ass Summers would fall of the face of the earth in a pile of dirt and horse shit and never come back, OK!" he said in Pietro talk and quickly released both of them and cackled evilly as he sped away. Jean smirked and rubbed her ankle.
"I thought he would see it my way, but I wonder why he sped off so fast? AND WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN THESE COSTUMES!" Jean yelled.
"I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm sure it's all in good, clean fun," Scott said nodding his head and crossing his arms over his chest. Just then, they heard a hearty southern laugh. They looked around and saw a more than buzzed Rogue walk out in her camo outfit (A/N: from the fashion show) holding both of her hands behind her back. Both Scott and Jean looked at each other a little fearful.
"Ah have a question for ya'll," Rogue said, grinning from ear to ear. Jean and Scott looked at each other again and then looked at Rogue as everyone else came into view behind her with one of their hands behind their backs. "How fast can ya'll run," Rogue said as she pulled out two paintball guns from behind her back, one in each hand, while everyone else pulled out one. Scott and Jeans eyes grew wide.
"You wouldn't dare..." Jean said and narrowed her eyes at Rogue. In response Rogue popped off two shots, one from each gun, both hitting their target. One hit Jean in the forehead and the other hit Scott in the leg.
"WHY YOU DAMN BITCH!" Jean yelled. She tried using her telekinesis, but it wouldn't work. Rogue just smiled.
"We'll give ya'll 10 seconds to run, just 'cause we're so nahce," Rogue said and started counting. Jean and Scott took off down one the aisles to try and save themselves from a world of pain. "1,2,3,10 ready or not, here we come, guys split up into groups o' two and when ya fahnd 'em, give 'em hell," Rogue grinned as she and Remy paired off. Kitty and Piotr paired off, as well as John and Wanda, Kurt and Amanda, Bobby and Jubilee, Toad and Fred, Tabby and Pietro, and Lance and somehow Professor Xavier showed up, so those two pairs off and they all took different ways. Remy and Rogue slowly walked down the toy aisle side by side. Remy was about to say something when Rogue held a finger to her mouth, signaling him to be quiet. He nodded his head as she pointed to the end of the aisle and around the corner. They tiptoed to the corner and peeked around it. They saw Jean and Scott looking through one of the shelves to see if anyone was coming, the only thing was their backs were to Remy and Rogue. They both nodded and stepped out quietly and took aim. "Well well, look what weh have here a couple o' animals," Rogue said loud enough for them to hear.
"Surprahse suckas," Remy said in his best Arnold Schwartzenegger voice. Both Jean and Scott turned around quickly, but not quick enough to get out of the way. Remy and Rogue opened fire on them.
"OW! OW! THAT HURTS YOU BITCH!" Jean screamed as she tried to cover herself with her arms.
"That's th' point ya whore," Rogue said smirking. Jean and Scott finally got the right mind to run, and that's what they did. When Rogue was about to go after them, Remy grabbed her wrist and pulled her closer to him.
"Chere, Remy's go' som'tin t' tell yo'," he said, looking deep into her emerald eyes. Rogue just looked into his red orbs, urging him silently to go on. "Ah'm jus' gon' come righ' out wit' it," he said and took a deep breath. "Rogue, Ah love yo'," he whispered, but loud enough for her to hear. Rogues eyes widened. Neither of them knew if it was the alcohol in their systems doing this to them, but they both didn't think it was considering they had both been shitfaced drunk before. "Remy... Ah..." Rogue couldn't form a coherent sentence, so she just did the next thing that came to her mind. She kissed him. He smiled against her lips and kissed her back, making it more passionate. He lowered her to the floor as he deepened the kiss even more. Let's just say, they were gonna be doing some other action for a while.
On the other side of the store, Wanda and John were in the furniture section, hiding behind a dresser. When Jean and Scott ran into the furniture department and stopped to catch their breaths, John looked over at Wanda. "You ready Sheila?"
"Damn straight," Wanda said as they both jumped out from behind the dresser.
"SURPRISE!" They both yelled and started shooting at the two annoying idiots. Jean screamed and Scott tried to run, but John and Wanda had them surrounded. John and remembered he had set his lighter down and left it on, so he brought the fire to him and he made it larger around them. Scott's hair caught on fire underneath the costume and Jeans ass got burned. John was laughing insanely as he popped off shot after shot from his gun. Jean and Scott finally just ran through the fire, hoping that the costumes would protect them, but they forgot the fact that they could feel ANYTHING with the costume on, so they could feel the heat of the fire and the burns on their skin. (that was for you Little-Arlis) They tried to stop drop and roll, but it wans't working, so Scott grabbed the nearest fire extinguisher and put the flames on himself out first, then sprayed Jean with it.
"OH MY GOD! SCOTT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! I'M ALL FOAMY NOW!" Jean screeched.
"HAH, Just like the rabid whore you are!" Wanda yelled at her. They were both frightened that they would come back and start shooting at them again, so they tried to run away, but ended up slipping and sliding because of the foam from the fire extinguisher. John and Wanda were still laughing. John had never heard Wanda laugh before, and he loved it.
"Sheila, 'as anyone ever told you that your beautiful when you laugh and when your surrounded by fire?" John asked her as he walked up to her and stroked her cheek. Wanda could feel herself blushing, and she blamed it on the alcohol she had in her body, even though she wasn't even buzzed yet.
"You know, your not that bad looking yourself John..." she told him and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Oh screw it!" she said and kissed him hard on the mouth knocking them both down on the floor.
Piotr and Kitty had already put their guns down and were lying down on a beanbag chair, making out like there was no tomorrow. Piotr had also put the whipped cream that she was sporting during her part of the fashion show to good use.
Jean and Scott had run into the nearest bathroom.
"Oh my god! Look at me! Those ass holes ruined my skin! AGAIN!" she cried, not forgetting that her skin was still a vibrant shade of yellow.
"Yeah, we'll look at me! I'm almost bald!" Scott yelled, looking at his singed hair.
While they were having their yelling match, Lance and the Professor had heard it and started to head that way.
"So Prof, why are you here and allowing us to do this?" Lance asked him, not understanding why he would let them do what they were doing if Scott and Jean were his favorite students.
"Because Lance, I never have any fun, I always just sit around with my fingers steepled in front of me, and me and my bald head want to have a little bit of fun!" Xavier said as they neared the bathroom. Lance just shrugged his shoulders, not really caring. As soon as they got to the bathroom, they ran, well, Lance ran and the Prof wheeled, into the bathroom and started shooting the two already bruised and battered pair.
"OW, OW, WHAT THE HELL! PROFESSOR! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! STOP THEM!" Jean yelled at the top of her lungs.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" was all they heard in response from the Prof. Lance shook the ground a little bit with his powers to make them lose their footing, which it did. They both fell on their asses, Jean screaming in pain considering hers was burned thanks to John. Lance just laughed and both he and Xavier kept on shooting at them. Jean and Scott were finally able to stand up and they rushed out of the bathroom, only to be cornered by Kurt and Amanda who had just popped up right in front of them. Kurt smirked, showing his fangs as he and Amanda blasted them with a barrage of paintballs. They both screamed bloody murder and ran away down the frozen food section where Bobby and Jubilee were waiting. They spotted Scott and Jean and opened fire on them. The difference with Bobby's paintballs is that he had iced them up, so when they hit Scott and Jean they either left little cuts, welts, or red spots all over their skin. Jean and Scott shoved past the two to try and get to salvation. Bobby and Jubilee just laughed their asses off and high fived each other. Then Bobby kissed her. Jubilee smiled and kissed him back, then intertwined her fingers with his.
Scott and Jean had thought that they were finally in the clear when they saw that they were almost to where they could hide, but alas, fate was not with them (A/N hehehe, course not, fate hates em too!). They ran into Toad and Fred.
"HAH! This is for making me feel stupid when I really liked you Ms. Popularity," Fred said as he shot her. He had surprisingly good aim for someone who had never shot a gun before. Toad slimed both of their eyes so they couldn't see when they were shooting at them. Jean and Scott, after tripping over many things, finally got to the spot they were before. As soon as they had gotten the slime off of their eyes, they saw Tabby and Pietro making out on the floor with half of their clothes off of their body as well.
"EWWWWWWWWWW, Get a room you two!" Jean yelled at them. Tabby and Pietro both glared at them. They both grabbed their paintball guns and shot them with good aim. Pietro had hit Scott right in his "Family Jewels" and Tabby had hit Jean right in between the eyes. Scott dropped to the floor in pain. Tabby and Pietro smirked as they got back to their business as everyone else started to come into the open. Remy and John had lipstick smudges all over their faces, Kitty had a few hickeys on her neck and some stray whipped cream on her stomach, while Lance showed up by himself, saying Xavier said he had to go and then he just disappeared. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU! ALL SCOTT AND I EVER DID WAS HELP YOU AND GIVE YOU GUIDANCE AND GOOD ADVICE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US!" Jean yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Yup!" they all chorused as Rogue and Amanda pushed Scott and Jean into cages that had magically appeared and magically were lifted into the air.
"So guys, what should we like, do now?" Kitty asked.
Ok people, I'm gonna stop here, because this is where I originally planned to stop and this will keep you all in suspense without a cliffhanger! I'm so good. Again, I am sooooooooooooooo sorry that I couldn't get this chapter up sooner, I seriously tried, but everything was just against me. I really hope that this chapter was worth the wait, but if it wasn't I'm really sorry and I still hope you all liked it. Remember people, Reviews are good, reviews make the world go round, so go to the button and hit GO aand review for me, THANX!
the tiny one: YAY! I'm so glad that your still alive, and look, I am too! Yes, I know the story needs more Jondaness, and I promise I will deliver in the next few chapters, and if I don't, you can tie me to a pole and make me watch barney *shudders* lol, I know, about used to dancing to the song, but hell, I still do it, although its true I'm not grinding against guys unfortunately, but I thought it was appropriate for the chapter, hehehe. Your wish is my command and I hope you like the chapter!
Peace215: Dude, I'm glad you liked it! Yes, you were very close with the bathing suit idea. Of course you're special! Every one of my reviewers are special! Lol, you know Rogue and Remy had fun! It's amazing what a tidge bit of alcohol can get you to do. Dude, its Remy, he wouldn't so stupid as to NOT take pictures considering Rogues usually alwaz dressed from head to toe. Yeah, my imagination helps me come up with usually everything for my stories, it's really scary what it comes up with sometimes... anyway, yes I will try to do my best to make the chapters better or just as good as those two. Hope you enjoy this chapter!
AzureDragoness: lol, no, I wont tell you since you can't even do a simple little thing for me like putting up a small authors note up for me, I FEEL SO UNLOVED FROM YOU! Lol. Thanx you thanx you, I know I'm good, what can I say, lol. I have not gotten this far because of you, I've gotten this far because of my brain and imagination, most of the time your no help anyway, so there *sticks tongue out*. And no, I wont tell you what the song is for, that's for me to know and everyone else to find out. Dude, trust me, it wasn't that hard to type everything I in a day when your really really bored, and it wasn't as long as it could have been in my opinion... but anyway, Hope you like this chapter as well!
DemonRogue13: Glad you loved it! Hope you love this chapter just as much!
ASGT: Yeah, the essay did suck, but I got it done, so it's all good. Sorry it wasn't a quick update, but a lot of stuff happened, including my computer crashing, but here ya go! Hope you like the chapter!
Anon(girl): lol, your very welcome, I just wish I could have posted this chapter sooner, but again, complications suck. I'm glad you and Fishy are happy though and I hope you two enjoy this chapter!
crazyspaceystracey: Glad my stories fun for you. That's my goal in life, is to make reading fun for people, so you've made me happy! Glad you love the story and I hope you like this chapter!
lildaisygirl24: Glad you like the story! Yeah, FFN was doing that tome too, I think they were like updating the log in or something, it was weird, but at least it's fixed now. Sorry it took so long for the update and I hope you like this chapter!
RogueSummersLover: lol, yeah, the naughty chapters were fun to write, and I'm glad they were fun to read. Yeah, I like all of my stories equally, but I'm glad that you like this one. Of course I'll continue to read your story, and your doing a good job on it!
sweet like anthrax: Dude, I love your name and I loved your review. I am a sick little person and I'm proud of it, but I think everyone knows that because of the pen name, lol. I disgust a lot of people, but they can't help but love me, lol. Here's more for ya, hope you like it!
Avarice Falcon: Interesting is what I strive for hun. And yeah, I do have a lot of free time on my hands, but hey, its all good! Hope ya like the chapter!
SperryDee: Wow, I'm glad that you think the story is good! Lol, you'll find out what happens next as soon as I'm done with the review responses! Hope you like the chapter.
Rogue14: WOO HOO! REVIEWS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND! And I'm sooooo sorry that I wasn't able to review sooner, there were a lot of complications concerning my computer, but here it is, the update, and I hope that you enjoy it!
Metal Dragon1: Man, I hope your muses are ok, I didn't mean to give them a heart attack, I really didn't. Well I hope when Coyote regains consciousness he'll be pleased that he helped me with my fic. Yeah, things are really high right now, and they'll just get higher, lol. Of course! It wouldn't be the same if they didn't have bitchin' hangovers! Lol. Well, I hope that you enjoy the chapter!
Little-Arlis: Well, I'm glad that I can entertain you : ). Lol, I don't know if I would say queen, I'd just say really good. Well, I've never been a hero now, but I think it sounds kind of nice, The SickmindedSucker Hero, lol. I'm so sorry I havn't updated in a while there were complications with my computer, but I hope this chapter will make up for it. Dude, don't worry, there will be PLENTY of Scott Jean torture. Hope you like the chapter!
SugarSweet11: lol, interesting chapter in a good way or a bad way? That is the question. Yeah, when I was writing that scene I could totally just see Remy jumping up there to be with Rogue, so I just HAD to put it in and you will see what the fun is in this chapter as soon as I post it, lol. Hope you like the chapter!
Wanda: Well, I promise that you'll be seeing more Jonda soon! Hope you like the chapter!
wandathetiger: Heres more for you! Enjoy!
Gothic- Rogue LeBeau: Well, first time is better than no time at all, lol. Glad that you like it so far. Hope that you like this chapter as well!
Ok guys, here we go, third time is the charm. I want to thank everyone who reviewed, I love you guys so much! Sorry I havn't posted in a while, my computer completely crashed on me. I had started typing it up, and I saved it to a disk, nd then when I opened it nback up on the disk, ALL of my text had been replaced with symbols because I had a worm on my computer that had gotten to it. This is the third time I've tried writing this chapter because I had finally finished writing it about 45 minutes ago, and I saved it and closed it so I could upload it, and I come to find out that the format its in isn't installed in word, so there was nothing there. So here I am again, typing it up for the third time. Anyway, onto the fic and hopefully you all will enjoy it. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN XME AND NEVER HAVE, AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL, BUT I SURE AS HELL AM GONNA TRY!
Jean was not happy. She had a chain that was attached to the attached to her ankle and she was in a hot, heavy bear costume, but this bear costume was special, it was heavy and hot, but she could also feel every little bit of pain that is inflicted on her. Scott was bewildered why he was in a squirrel outfit that had the same attributes as Jeans. He ever had the squirrel TEETH!
"I swear, when I get my hand son them they'll regret they EVER met me!" Jean said, seething.
"Actually, we already do Red," Pietro said as he ran up to them. He smirked as they looked at them. Jean suddenly smiled seductively at him.
"Pietro, if you let me go..." she stopped talking and fluttered her eyes at him. She lowered her voice attempting to make it sound sultry (A/N: Key word: ATTEMPTING). "I'll surly make it worth your while."
"JEAN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND!" Scott cried, not believing what he had just heard.
"Oh Scott, stop being so dramatic, your acting like a girl," Jean said and looked at Pietro. "So what do you say handsome," she asked him and winked.
"Well, considering that I hate you with every being in my oh so gorgeous body and wish you and Stick up the Ass Summers would fall of the face of the earth in a pile of dirt and horse shit and never come back, OK!" he said in Pietro talk and quickly released both of them and cackled evilly as he sped away. Jean smirked and rubbed her ankle.
"I thought he would see it my way, but I wonder why he sped off so fast? AND WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN THESE COSTUMES!" Jean yelled.
"I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm sure it's all in good, clean fun," Scott said nodding his head and crossing his arms over his chest. Just then, they heard a hearty southern laugh. They looked around and saw a more than buzzed Rogue walk out in her camo outfit (A/N: from the fashion show) holding both of her hands behind her back. Both Scott and Jean looked at each other a little fearful.
"Ah have a question for ya'll," Rogue said, grinning from ear to ear. Jean and Scott looked at each other again and then looked at Rogue as everyone else came into view behind her with one of their hands behind their backs. "How fast can ya'll run," Rogue said as she pulled out two paintball guns from behind her back, one in each hand, while everyone else pulled out one. Scott and Jeans eyes grew wide.
"You wouldn't dare..." Jean said and narrowed her eyes at Rogue. In response Rogue popped off two shots, one from each gun, both hitting their target. One hit Jean in the forehead and the other hit Scott in the leg.
"WHY YOU DAMN BITCH!" Jean yelled. She tried using her telekinesis, but it wouldn't work. Rogue just smiled.
"We'll give ya'll 10 seconds to run, just 'cause we're so nahce," Rogue said and started counting. Jean and Scott took off down one the aisles to try and save themselves from a world of pain. "1,2,3,10 ready or not, here we come, guys split up into groups o' two and when ya fahnd 'em, give 'em hell," Rogue grinned as she and Remy paired off. Kitty and Piotr paired off, as well as John and Wanda, Kurt and Amanda, Bobby and Jubilee, Toad and Fred, Tabby and Pietro, and Lance and somehow Professor Xavier showed up, so those two pairs off and they all took different ways. Remy and Rogue slowly walked down the toy aisle side by side. Remy was about to say something when Rogue held a finger to her mouth, signaling him to be quiet. He nodded his head as she pointed to the end of the aisle and around the corner. They tiptoed to the corner and peeked around it. They saw Jean and Scott looking through one of the shelves to see if anyone was coming, the only thing was their backs were to Remy and Rogue. They both nodded and stepped out quietly and took aim. "Well well, look what weh have here a couple o' animals," Rogue said loud enough for them to hear.
"Surprahse suckas," Remy said in his best Arnold Schwartzenegger voice. Both Jean and Scott turned around quickly, but not quick enough to get out of the way. Remy and Rogue opened fire on them.
"OW! OW! THAT HURTS YOU BITCH!" Jean screamed as she tried to cover herself with her arms.
"That's th' point ya whore," Rogue said smirking. Jean and Scott finally got the right mind to run, and that's what they did. When Rogue was about to go after them, Remy grabbed her wrist and pulled her closer to him.
"Chere, Remy's go' som'tin t' tell yo'," he said, looking deep into her emerald eyes. Rogue just looked into his red orbs, urging him silently to go on. "Ah'm jus' gon' come righ' out wit' it," he said and took a deep breath. "Rogue, Ah love yo'," he whispered, but loud enough for her to hear. Rogues eyes widened. Neither of them knew if it was the alcohol in their systems doing this to them, but they both didn't think it was considering they had both been shitfaced drunk before. "Remy... Ah..." Rogue couldn't form a coherent sentence, so she just did the next thing that came to her mind. She kissed him. He smiled against her lips and kissed her back, making it more passionate. He lowered her to the floor as he deepened the kiss even more. Let's just say, they were gonna be doing some other action for a while.
On the other side of the store, Wanda and John were in the furniture section, hiding behind a dresser. When Jean and Scott ran into the furniture department and stopped to catch their breaths, John looked over at Wanda. "You ready Sheila?"
"Damn straight," Wanda said as they both jumped out from behind the dresser.
"SURPRISE!" They both yelled and started shooting at the two annoying idiots. Jean screamed and Scott tried to run, but John and Wanda had them surrounded. John and remembered he had set his lighter down and left it on, so he brought the fire to him and he made it larger around them. Scott's hair caught on fire underneath the costume and Jeans ass got burned. John was laughing insanely as he popped off shot after shot from his gun. Jean and Scott finally just ran through the fire, hoping that the costumes would protect them, but they forgot the fact that they could feel ANYTHING with the costume on, so they could feel the heat of the fire and the burns on their skin. (that was for you Little-Arlis) They tried to stop drop and roll, but it wans't working, so Scott grabbed the nearest fire extinguisher and put the flames on himself out first, then sprayed Jean with it.
"OH MY GOD! SCOTT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! I'M ALL FOAMY NOW!" Jean screeched.
"HAH, Just like the rabid whore you are!" Wanda yelled at her. They were both frightened that they would come back and start shooting at them again, so they tried to run away, but ended up slipping and sliding because of the foam from the fire extinguisher. John and Wanda were still laughing. John had never heard Wanda laugh before, and he loved it.
"Sheila, 'as anyone ever told you that your beautiful when you laugh and when your surrounded by fire?" John asked her as he walked up to her and stroked her cheek. Wanda could feel herself blushing, and she blamed it on the alcohol she had in her body, even though she wasn't even buzzed yet.
"You know, your not that bad looking yourself John..." she told him and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Oh screw it!" she said and kissed him hard on the mouth knocking them both down on the floor.
Piotr and Kitty had already put their guns down and were lying down on a beanbag chair, making out like there was no tomorrow. Piotr had also put the whipped cream that she was sporting during her part of the fashion show to good use.
Jean and Scott had run into the nearest bathroom.
"Oh my god! Look at me! Those ass holes ruined my skin! AGAIN!" she cried, not forgetting that her skin was still a vibrant shade of yellow.
"Yeah, we'll look at me! I'm almost bald!" Scott yelled, looking at his singed hair.
While they were having their yelling match, Lance and the Professor had heard it and started to head that way.
"So Prof, why are you here and allowing us to do this?" Lance asked him, not understanding why he would let them do what they were doing if Scott and Jean were his favorite students.
"Because Lance, I never have any fun, I always just sit around with my fingers steepled in front of me, and me and my bald head want to have a little bit of fun!" Xavier said as they neared the bathroom. Lance just shrugged his shoulders, not really caring. As soon as they got to the bathroom, they ran, well, Lance ran and the Prof wheeled, into the bathroom and started shooting the two already bruised and battered pair.
"OW, OW, WHAT THE HELL! PROFESSOR! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! STOP THEM!" Jean yelled at the top of her lungs.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" was all they heard in response from the Prof. Lance shook the ground a little bit with his powers to make them lose their footing, which it did. They both fell on their asses, Jean screaming in pain considering hers was burned thanks to John. Lance just laughed and both he and Xavier kept on shooting at them. Jean and Scott were finally able to stand up and they rushed out of the bathroom, only to be cornered by Kurt and Amanda who had just popped up right in front of them. Kurt smirked, showing his fangs as he and Amanda blasted them with a barrage of paintballs. They both screamed bloody murder and ran away down the frozen food section where Bobby and Jubilee were waiting. They spotted Scott and Jean and opened fire on them. The difference with Bobby's paintballs is that he had iced them up, so when they hit Scott and Jean they either left little cuts, welts, or red spots all over their skin. Jean and Scott shoved past the two to try and get to salvation. Bobby and Jubilee just laughed their asses off and high fived each other. Then Bobby kissed her. Jubilee smiled and kissed him back, then intertwined her fingers with his.
Scott and Jean had thought that they were finally in the clear when they saw that they were almost to where they could hide, but alas, fate was not with them (A/N hehehe, course not, fate hates em too!). They ran into Toad and Fred.
"HAH! This is for making me feel stupid when I really liked you Ms. Popularity," Fred said as he shot her. He had surprisingly good aim for someone who had never shot a gun before. Toad slimed both of their eyes so they couldn't see when they were shooting at them. Jean and Scott, after tripping over many things, finally got to the spot they were before. As soon as they had gotten the slime off of their eyes, they saw Tabby and Pietro making out on the floor with half of their clothes off of their body as well.
"EWWWWWWWWWW, Get a room you two!" Jean yelled at them. Tabby and Pietro both glared at them. They both grabbed their paintball guns and shot them with good aim. Pietro had hit Scott right in his "Family Jewels" and Tabby had hit Jean right in between the eyes. Scott dropped to the floor in pain. Tabby and Pietro smirked as they got back to their business as everyone else started to come into the open. Remy and John had lipstick smudges all over their faces, Kitty had a few hickeys on her neck and some stray whipped cream on her stomach, while Lance showed up by himself, saying Xavier said he had to go and then he just disappeared. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU! ALL SCOTT AND I EVER DID WAS HELP YOU AND GIVE YOU GUIDANCE AND GOOD ADVICE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US!" Jean yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Yup!" they all chorused as Rogue and Amanda pushed Scott and Jean into cages that had magically appeared and magically were lifted into the air.
"So guys, what should we like, do now?" Kitty asked.
Ok people, I'm gonna stop here, because this is where I originally planned to stop and this will keep you all in suspense without a cliffhanger! I'm so good. Again, I am sooooooooooooooo sorry that I couldn't get this chapter up sooner, I seriously tried, but everything was just against me. I really hope that this chapter was worth the wait, but if it wasn't I'm really sorry and I still hope you all liked it. Remember people, Reviews are good, reviews make the world go round, so go to the button and hit GO aand review for me, THANX!