Avarice Falcon: Pink is alwaz a good color with guys, I'm fully agree, and
I think that one of the guys outfits will definitely please you. Thanx so
much for reviewing and I hope you like the chapter!
Star-of-Chaos: Ding ding ding, congratulations, you got it right, I mean, what else would have gotten Logan so scared? Lol. I hope that you like the chapter!
Nuit: Yeah, you have reviewed before, I didn't know you had changed your name, so that's why I mistook you for a new reviewer, but I'm glad that you keep on reviewing! Lol, Yeah, everyone hates Scott and Jean, its what makes the world around. Yup, correctamundo, make up is one of the things that the guys will have to endure, but there is other stuff, much much much other stuff, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hope you enjoy the chapter!
Rogue 14: lol, I know I'm mean, but I'm so good at it! Lol, you'll see exactly what they plan to do as soon as I finish writing my reviewers and get to the chapter, and I hope that you like it!
heartsyhawk: Super awesome huh, that makes me feel so good inside! Thanks so much for the review, and I hope you don't die before you see what's gonna happen to the boys! Enjoy the chapter!
ASGT: LOL, yes dahling, make up is part of the evil plot, but that's not all! Too see what else is in store, please go down to the chapter and read it, and remember, all heads and arms are supposed to stay in the windows at all times! Lol, I hope that you enjoy the chapter!
SperryDee: WOO HOO! Very right you are my dear! Thanks so much for your review and I hope that you enjoy the chapter!
DemonRogue13: Well, I hope that it will be a good chapter for all of ya'll, and thanx for reviewing!
RoguesHeart: WOO HOO! I CAN NOW CALL MYSELF AN INSPIRATION! I feel so loved! Lol. Well, lets see, how to take care of these lawn gnomes that keep giving you problems... You need to douse them in gasoline and anything else flammable, and then take Pyro's flamethrower to them and MELT THEM INTO ALL THE WAX THE CAN BE MELTED INTO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh well, so much for a decent plan, lol. Thanks for reviewing and I hope that you like the chapter!
Les723: WOO HOO! NEW REVIEWER! Welcome to my fanfic! Please enjoy your stay! Yeah, I AGREE THAT any Scott and Jean bashing is great, that's why I practice it so fervently. I'm so glad that you like my fic, and the Remy parts. I hope that you like and enjoy the chapter!
Maggie: I'm so happy that you enjoyed the chapter and reviewed! I alwaz love getting reviews from new Reviewers. I'm so sorry that I haven't been able to update, but here it is, the all mighty update! I hope that you enjoy it!
Anon(girl): Well, I aim to please, and I'm so glad that I pleased you and Fishy! Your very welcome for updating, I just wish that it could have been sooner, but hey, better late than never is what I alwaz say. Dude, that sux major monkey balls about your computer, I hope that it's gotten better! Please enjoy the chapter!
Krys Xanthina: Well, better late than never for reviewing! Lol, I'm so happy that enjoyed the previous chapter, and yes, I know I'm evil ;-). So shiny cookies taste better huh, well, I guess I'll have to try yours and compare now wont I. Well, I hoe that you enjoy the chapter!
TheRealMai: Yeah, exams suck major monkey balls, but now they're over with, so everyone has something to rejoice about, other than my updating, lol. Well, you have to wait no longer, here it is, my update, my lovely, wonderful update, lol. I hope you enjoy it!
AzureDragoness: You better not hurt me! I'm the one who should be hurting you for alwaz being on that dumb game of yours, I swear your obsessed. Hey, I study when its important enough to, and even though I don't think anything is ever important enough to study for, I do it anyway, so NYAH! Lol. I'm glad you took time to review my chapter, and I hope that you enjoy this one.
wandathetiger: I'm so glad that you think my fic rox, makes me feel loved. Don't worry, there will be more Jonda, I can promise you that. Please enjoy the review!
Kitty&Lancesweetheartsx06: lol, I don't know if you want Toad to go through what they're gonna be put through once you find out what it is... but he'd be going through it none the less, because I'm mean and evil like that, lol. I hope that you enjoy the chapter and thanks for your review!
Man, I am SOOO sorry I haven't been able to update, I had planned to update last week, but then this family that lives up the street from us started pulling shit with my family, and so I've been stuck in that, and trust me, its NOT fun. Here is the long awaited update, and I really hope that you all enjoy reading it like I enjoyed writing it.
Wanda flexed her arms again and all of the guys' clothes ripped off of their bodies, leaving them in only boxers or briefs. The girls looked their respective others up and down, other than Tabby, who just looked at everyone snapping pictures with the camera Remy used earlier. All of the guys' faces were either a bright shade of pink or red, including Toad, who had woken up moments earlier hoping that what he had seen was a dream, but unfortunately it wasn't. The girls were holding armloads of make up, hair products, clothes, nail polish, and various other weapons of torture, but the most potent male torture known to human and mutant was being held in Jubilee's hand, a very large bottle that had steam coming out with the title "Miracle Wax" on the front of it. That's right, Jubilee was holding a very big thing of hot, sticky wax.
"Jubes... Why are you holding that pot of wax... and why is there steam coming from it... and PLEASE tell me your gonna use that on YOUR legs," Bobby said, shrinking back and subconsciously shivering.
"Nope! All of this stuff is for you boys, we're going to make you girls!" Jubilee said happily, dumping the stuff she was carrying onto the floor starting various piles of the different things. Kitty added her load to the piles as well. Rogue walked up to the piles and looked at them with the other girls.
"You can't do this to your own brother Rogue! I'm COVERED in hair! You can't wax my fur off or I'll be totally hairless and naked!" Kurt cried, looking at his dilemma.
"This'll do very nahcly (nicely) girls, now who wants to do th' wax?" Rogue asked the group. Storm and Tabitha raised their hands and grinned. "Ok, Tabby, Storm, ya'll are in charge o' th' wax, an' that's what has t' happen first, so please enjoy," she told them and handed them both a pot of hot wax and the paper that goes with the wax. Storm advanced on Logan first while Tabby went over to Pietro.
"Storm, why the hell are you doing this!" Logan asked her as she applied the hot wax on his very very hairy legs.
"Because I can and do you really think that I would pass up the chance to make you my very own Barbie Doll?" Storm asked as she finished putting the wax on his legs and started adding the tape.
"Tabby, Please, please don't do this, why would you want my perfect beautiful legs to be hairless! You can't deprive my legs of their hair!" Pietro cried as he squirmed within his bonds.
"I can and will speedy, just watch," she said smiling brightly as she slathered on the wax onto his legs and put the tape on. They went to the rest of the guys, adding all the wax they had onto their legs, and some of them, their backs, and added multiple strips of tape. When they were done, the girls walked up to their respective guys, and grinned maniacally.
"On the count of three girls," Tabby said as they all grabbed a corner of a piece of tape. "1,2,3," Tabby said and she yanked the tape off as hard as she could. The other girls followed suit.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," all the guys' screamed their heads off as they felt their leg hairs violently get ripped out of their pores.
"Fucking hell, that fucking hurt!" Lance yelled at Kitty who had pulled both his and Piotr's strips at the same time.
"That's like, the point stupid," Kitty said as she continued to pull off the multitudes of tape, making the boys' scream like a little girl every time.
"I'll get you 'Ro, I swear I will get you for," he was cut off as Storm pulled a piece of tape making the mighty Wolverine scream bloody murder. Storm just cackled evilly.
When all of the guys had been waxed, their legs were red, and some of them were very very close to tears. The girls all chatted while trying to figure out what to do next.
"Well, we have to like, get them clothes to wear, and I think it would be fun to like, come up with names for their female personas!" Kitty said energetically and the girls talked. The guys were too busy fearing for their sanity to hear what the girls were talking about. Rogue and Amanda grabbed numerous bottles of nail polish and started doing the guys' finger and toenails. When they were done about an hour and a half later, Logan had a very nice shade of pale pink adorning his nails. Remy had a bright fire engine red on his nails with a coat of sparkles on top of the red. Pietro's nails had a lovely French manicure on them. Lance had acrylic nails put on his fingers with a French manicure as well. Toad had on a shade of dark green metallic polish on his fingers. Fred's fingernails sported a neon/fluorescent color pink, while John had on a subtler metallic red. Scott had on black nail polish, plain and simple. Kurt and Bobby both had on different shades of blue. Kurt's was more of a metallic sapphire blue where as Bobby's was a light metallic ice blue. Piotr's nails were covered in white.
"Yo! Why are you torturing us like this!" Toad asked as he tried to jump out of his bonds, but only succeeded in getting a little bit of a rope burn on his wrist.
"Because its fun toad man!" Tabby said as she pulled out a thing of eye shadow and started to do the guys make up while Rogue and Kitty started hunting through the shoe section. Amanda and Jubilee grabbed some other tid bits of make up and helped Tabby do the other guys' make up. When they were all done, Wanda had came back and handed different outfits to all of the guys and pointed to the changing rooms. "Go," was all she said, making all of the guys listen because none of them wanted to get on her bad side. When they got into their dressing rooms and saw the clothes they were given, there were very many protests.
"Hell no! There is no way in hell you or anyone else will get me into that god damn thing people call clothing!" Logan yelled from the stall. "First you took away half my dignity and there is no way in hell I'll put that on and lose the other half!"
"Oh yes you will Logan, or else..." Storm walked into the dressing room and whispered something into Logan's ear. Logan squeaked and agreed to put on the clothing as Storm walked out triumphant.
"Non, non non non, Remy ain't puttin' dat merde on an' non un femme can' make 'im!" he said stalking out of the dressing room.
"He's right mate!" John said as he followed Remy. Rogue and Wanda both glared at them, but it didn't faze them. Rogue and Wanda looked at each other and nodded. They walked up to them and kissed them deeply before whispering something into their ears. Remy and John responded with rapid nods and headed back into the dressing rooms. When they were almost done changing, Rogue and Kitty put the shoes they would wearing into their dressing rooms. After everyone was done, the same stage that had appeared during the girls fashion show and Betsy popped up again, except in a low cut dress that showed all of her back.
"Welcome Ladies to the Drag Queen Fashion Show!" Betsy said and smiled like she was on TV. The girls all sat own in chairs in front of the stage and smiled. "First up, Piotr in his role as The Naughty Nurse!" Betsy said and the curtains were pulled back and the song Barbie Girl" by Aqua started playing. The girls erupted in laughter as Piotr came out in a very small, short white nurses outfit with a red cross on the left pocket over his "boob". He also had on the nurses had and he had a stethoscope around his neck. He didn't look happy about it though. He tried walking in the white pumps Kitty and Rogue had given him, but it wasn't working well, so he tottered down the runway and stood there.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
"Like, pose for us big boy!" Kitty cried as she drank a bottle of Arbor Mist. Piotr just stood still and turned around, walking back making Kitty pout a little, but then she looked up and saw that the dress was so small that she could see the white cotton thong underneath the skirt. Kitty whooped and smiled, knowing her boyfriend had the hottest, firmest ass out of everyone.
"Next we have Bobby: The Frigid Ice Queen!" Betsy said as the Bobby stood out on stage. He was wearing a tight, short, sparkly blue dress with fringes on the bottom. He wore a sash that said Frigid Ice Queen on it with a tiara on his head. Before he went on stage, Bobby had drunken a Sex on the Beach, so he didn't mind being an idiot. He sashayed down the runway in his white, mid thigh high stiletto boots and threw one arm up over his head and pushed the other one downwards in a pose. The girls clapped and laughed, trying to take breaths and not succeeding.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly..
"And now, may I introduce Kurt, our Sexy Airline Stewardess," Betsy said as Kurt walked out on stage in the two sizes too small blue stewardess outfit that Rogue had found. The stewardess hat adorned his head as he held a tray in one hand with something on it and a beer in the other. He walked down the stage, feeling very embarrassed because he was completely naked from his fur being waxed off. He was glad he had been in the circus because he was doing a magnificent job in walking down the runway in the blue stiletto heels Kitty had put in his dressing room even though he was drunk. He turned around and headed back to the back very embarrassed while the girls laughed and took pictures.
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "i'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
"As we go on with the show, let me introduce to you, Mr. Prep Turned Goth!" Betsy said as Scott was pushed out onto the stage by a laughing Remy and St. John. Scott's hair and been dyed black and he had black eyeliner on his eye as well as black eye shadow and black lipstick. He was wearing a tight black halter-top with fishnet arm stockings as well as black baggy pants with chains hanging down in various different places. He was also wearing a pair of black Dockers. He growled as he was forced to walk down the stage wearing this outfit.
"Scott, ya look bettah as a Goth than ya evah did prep!" Rogue hollered as she snapped pictures of probably the only time anyone would ever see Scott dressed up like this.
"Net in line we have the very large and very in charge, Freddy Dukes, Big Momma!" Betsy said as Fred walked, well, stomped, down the runway with a smile on his face. He was sporting a very colorful muumuu that had flowers all over it. He was also wearing a blonde wig and slippers.
"Duh, this is very comfortable, thanks ladies for makin' me do this," Fred said as he walked off the stage to go get something to eat and to check out the cooking supplies WalMart had. The girls were laughing, yet very scared at what he had just said.
"Uhhhhh, Anyway, Next, we have what every girl wants to be, Todd as the Sluttish Prom Queen!" Betsy said as Toad stood at the entranceway. He was wearing a very short, very tight, half way see through light green dress with Light green sandals that had a 4 inch heel. He was carrying a bouquet of flowers in his arm with a sash saying "Prom Queen" on it. There was also a very big tiara adorned on his head. He walked with confidence down the runway and hic upped as soon as he got to the end. All of the girls were in stitches now and didn't try to breath as much, because they knew they would just lose it again.
"Next we have the lovely and not talented, Lancey Spears!" Betsy said as Lance strutted onto the stage wearing Britney Spears' infamous see throw bra and pants, showing the thing that Lance had to wear underneath it. His hair has also been died blonde and he had one of the wire free mic things attached to his ears. Rogue and Tabby had tears streaming down their faces, as they were both on the floor writhing from laughter. The rest of the girls laughed harder than they had ever laughed before at the Britney Costume on Lance. Lance snickered as he walked down the runway. When he got to the end, he posed and spoke into the mic.
"Oops, I did it again!" he said and smiled, then started strutting back the way he came. Betsy controlled her laughter a few seconds afterwards and spoke into the mic again.
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please, I can act like a star, i can beg on my knees..
"Now everyone, as we're in New York, we thought it would be a good idea to present New York as a lot of people see it, here is the biggest ego in the world, Pietro as the New York Whore!" Betsy said as Pietro sauntered down the runway wearing a mesh see through corset with blue ribbon going up the middle, a very short black skirt that left nothing to the imagination, and a black thong that was showing because of the skirt. He had on a brunette wig and made his way down the runway in the 6 inch black open toed heels that strapped across his ankles. When he got to the runway, he blew a kiss to the audience and turned around, his ass cheeks in full view because of the thong and the skirt. The girls wolf whistled and hollered at him while laughing.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
"Next up we have the fiery St. John as the temptress from hell," Betsy said as John came out. He was wearing a red, skin tight, long sleeved mid thigh dress with a diamond shape cut out right in the middle of it, exposing enough cleavage to spark the imagination. There was also a see through mesh skirt connected to the hemline of the dress that had a tapered jagged hemline. The special feature to the mesh skirt and the mesh long sleeves was that the color started off as orange, and then melded into red. The sleeves stopped at the elbow and then flared out to the bottom, covering half of his hands. His hair was down around his shoulders as he walked down the runway in the black knee high boots that Rogue had given him. The girls all relapsed with laughter as John winked at them and blew each of them kisses, and he blew about 5 kisses to Wanda.
"Next to last, we have the certainly handsome, now turned Sexy Lounge Singer, Remy LeBeau!" Remy sauntered out on the stage like he did this everyday. He was wearing a small, tight, fit-every-curve sparkly red strapless dress with fishnet stockings and open toed sandals that did a double cross around his ankles. Sparkles were everywhere around his face He had on a top hat and was carrying away as he sauntered down the runway. He looked straight at Rogue and winked at her. Rogue ran her tongue over her lips and smiled at him mischievously. Oh the things that were going through her head right now. Remy sauntered back, making sure to sway his hips like all of the girls did.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
"And last but not least, the fiercest mutant known to man, transformed into something so innocent it could make you puke, Logan, The Ballerina!" Betsy said as Logan appeared on the stage growling and snarling. This sent the girls into what was their loudest laughing trip yet. Logan stood there wearing a full out pink tutu, with white tights and ballet slippers to boot. He had on pink eye shadow and pink lip-gloss with glitter all over his face. On the top of his head was a little tiara placed into his thick hair. All of the girls, Storm being the loudest, laughed their heads off and were starting to turn blue in the face due to the lack of oxygen. Storm had the biggest smile on her face as Logan walked down on the tip toes of the ballet slippers since that's pretty much the only way they would let him walk down. He Growled at the girls and promised himself that he would get them all for this. He walked back behind the stage with the other guys, completely humiliated.
"And that my friends, is the end of the show, so until next time, this is Betsy Braddock, I hope you enjoyed the show!" she said and then disappeared again with the stage. The guys were all grumbling and drinking as much as they could to try and forget about this horrible experience. The girls bounded over to them, all with smiles on their faces.
"You all looked so great!" Amanda said as she smiled and hugged the furless Kurt. Kurt just mumbled something and drank some more Skyy Blue.
"Well girls, that was great, boys, I don't think I've ever seen such beautiful ladies," Storm said snickering. "Especially you Logan," Logan just growled at her. "Anyway, we must be going, have fun you all," Storm said as she grabbed Logan's arm and the both disappeared.
"They're so going to screw," Tabitha said and everyone agreed.
"Hey, I know what we can do next!" Jubilee said very perkily, yet with an evil smirk in her eyes. Bobby looked fearful.
"Please say it doesn't have anything to do with wax..." he said and subconsciously shivered again.
"Nope, I say we play Truth or Dare!" Jubilee said happily and jumped up and down. Everyone agreed and while the guys went to change, the gils got more alcohol and anything they thought they'd need.
WOO HOO! LONGEST CHAPTER YET! And its all for you guys, as a sorry I wasn't able to update sooner. For those of you who guessed it was a makeover, you were absolutely correct, but I hope that the outfits were to everyone's liking. As I said in the last chapter, I need some help on Truth and Dares for the next chapter, so if any of you have any ideas, PLEASE let me know in a review, because I would appreciate all the help! Please don't forget to review! Luv ya'll!
Star-of-Chaos: Ding ding ding, congratulations, you got it right, I mean, what else would have gotten Logan so scared? Lol. I hope that you like the chapter!
Nuit: Yeah, you have reviewed before, I didn't know you had changed your name, so that's why I mistook you for a new reviewer, but I'm glad that you keep on reviewing! Lol, Yeah, everyone hates Scott and Jean, its what makes the world around. Yup, correctamundo, make up is one of the things that the guys will have to endure, but there is other stuff, much much much other stuff, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hope you enjoy the chapter!
Rogue 14: lol, I know I'm mean, but I'm so good at it! Lol, you'll see exactly what they plan to do as soon as I finish writing my reviewers and get to the chapter, and I hope that you like it!
heartsyhawk: Super awesome huh, that makes me feel so good inside! Thanks so much for the review, and I hope you don't die before you see what's gonna happen to the boys! Enjoy the chapter!
ASGT: LOL, yes dahling, make up is part of the evil plot, but that's not all! Too see what else is in store, please go down to the chapter and read it, and remember, all heads and arms are supposed to stay in the windows at all times! Lol, I hope that you enjoy the chapter!
SperryDee: WOO HOO! Very right you are my dear! Thanks so much for your review and I hope that you enjoy the chapter!
DemonRogue13: Well, I hope that it will be a good chapter for all of ya'll, and thanx for reviewing!
RoguesHeart: WOO HOO! I CAN NOW CALL MYSELF AN INSPIRATION! I feel so loved! Lol. Well, lets see, how to take care of these lawn gnomes that keep giving you problems... You need to douse them in gasoline and anything else flammable, and then take Pyro's flamethrower to them and MELT THEM INTO ALL THE WAX THE CAN BE MELTED INTO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh well, so much for a decent plan, lol. Thanks for reviewing and I hope that you like the chapter!
Les723: WOO HOO! NEW REVIEWER! Welcome to my fanfic! Please enjoy your stay! Yeah, I AGREE THAT any Scott and Jean bashing is great, that's why I practice it so fervently. I'm so glad that you like my fic, and the Remy parts. I hope that you like and enjoy the chapter!
Maggie: I'm so happy that you enjoyed the chapter and reviewed! I alwaz love getting reviews from new Reviewers. I'm so sorry that I haven't been able to update, but here it is, the all mighty update! I hope that you enjoy it!
Anon(girl): Well, I aim to please, and I'm so glad that I pleased you and Fishy! Your very welcome for updating, I just wish that it could have been sooner, but hey, better late than never is what I alwaz say. Dude, that sux major monkey balls about your computer, I hope that it's gotten better! Please enjoy the chapter!
Krys Xanthina: Well, better late than never for reviewing! Lol, I'm so happy that enjoyed the previous chapter, and yes, I know I'm evil ;-). So shiny cookies taste better huh, well, I guess I'll have to try yours and compare now wont I. Well, I hoe that you enjoy the chapter!
TheRealMai: Yeah, exams suck major monkey balls, but now they're over with, so everyone has something to rejoice about, other than my updating, lol. Well, you have to wait no longer, here it is, my update, my lovely, wonderful update, lol. I hope you enjoy it!
AzureDragoness: You better not hurt me! I'm the one who should be hurting you for alwaz being on that dumb game of yours, I swear your obsessed. Hey, I study when its important enough to, and even though I don't think anything is ever important enough to study for, I do it anyway, so NYAH! Lol. I'm glad you took time to review my chapter, and I hope that you enjoy this one.
wandathetiger: I'm so glad that you think my fic rox, makes me feel loved. Don't worry, there will be more Jonda, I can promise you that. Please enjoy the review!
Kitty&Lancesweetheartsx06: lol, I don't know if you want Toad to go through what they're gonna be put through once you find out what it is... but he'd be going through it none the less, because I'm mean and evil like that, lol. I hope that you enjoy the chapter and thanks for your review!
Man, I am SOOO sorry I haven't been able to update, I had planned to update last week, but then this family that lives up the street from us started pulling shit with my family, and so I've been stuck in that, and trust me, its NOT fun. Here is the long awaited update, and I really hope that you all enjoy reading it like I enjoyed writing it.
Wanda flexed her arms again and all of the guys' clothes ripped off of their bodies, leaving them in only boxers or briefs. The girls looked their respective others up and down, other than Tabby, who just looked at everyone snapping pictures with the camera Remy used earlier. All of the guys' faces were either a bright shade of pink or red, including Toad, who had woken up moments earlier hoping that what he had seen was a dream, but unfortunately it wasn't. The girls were holding armloads of make up, hair products, clothes, nail polish, and various other weapons of torture, but the most potent male torture known to human and mutant was being held in Jubilee's hand, a very large bottle that had steam coming out with the title "Miracle Wax" on the front of it. That's right, Jubilee was holding a very big thing of hot, sticky wax.
"Jubes... Why are you holding that pot of wax... and why is there steam coming from it... and PLEASE tell me your gonna use that on YOUR legs," Bobby said, shrinking back and subconsciously shivering.
"Nope! All of this stuff is for you boys, we're going to make you girls!" Jubilee said happily, dumping the stuff she was carrying onto the floor starting various piles of the different things. Kitty added her load to the piles as well. Rogue walked up to the piles and looked at them with the other girls.
"You can't do this to your own brother Rogue! I'm COVERED in hair! You can't wax my fur off or I'll be totally hairless and naked!" Kurt cried, looking at his dilemma.
"This'll do very nahcly (nicely) girls, now who wants to do th' wax?" Rogue asked the group. Storm and Tabitha raised their hands and grinned. "Ok, Tabby, Storm, ya'll are in charge o' th' wax, an' that's what has t' happen first, so please enjoy," she told them and handed them both a pot of hot wax and the paper that goes with the wax. Storm advanced on Logan first while Tabby went over to Pietro.
"Storm, why the hell are you doing this!" Logan asked her as she applied the hot wax on his very very hairy legs.
"Because I can and do you really think that I would pass up the chance to make you my very own Barbie Doll?" Storm asked as she finished putting the wax on his legs and started adding the tape.
"Tabby, Please, please don't do this, why would you want my perfect beautiful legs to be hairless! You can't deprive my legs of their hair!" Pietro cried as he squirmed within his bonds.
"I can and will speedy, just watch," she said smiling brightly as she slathered on the wax onto his legs and put the tape on. They went to the rest of the guys, adding all the wax they had onto their legs, and some of them, their backs, and added multiple strips of tape. When they were done, the girls walked up to their respective guys, and grinned maniacally.
"On the count of three girls," Tabby said as they all grabbed a corner of a piece of tape. "1,2,3," Tabby said and she yanked the tape off as hard as she could. The other girls followed suit.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," all the guys' screamed their heads off as they felt their leg hairs violently get ripped out of their pores.
"Fucking hell, that fucking hurt!" Lance yelled at Kitty who had pulled both his and Piotr's strips at the same time.
"That's like, the point stupid," Kitty said as she continued to pull off the multitudes of tape, making the boys' scream like a little girl every time.
"I'll get you 'Ro, I swear I will get you for," he was cut off as Storm pulled a piece of tape making the mighty Wolverine scream bloody murder. Storm just cackled evilly.
When all of the guys had been waxed, their legs were red, and some of them were very very close to tears. The girls all chatted while trying to figure out what to do next.
"Well, we have to like, get them clothes to wear, and I think it would be fun to like, come up with names for their female personas!" Kitty said energetically and the girls talked. The guys were too busy fearing for their sanity to hear what the girls were talking about. Rogue and Amanda grabbed numerous bottles of nail polish and started doing the guys' finger and toenails. When they were done about an hour and a half later, Logan had a very nice shade of pale pink adorning his nails. Remy had a bright fire engine red on his nails with a coat of sparkles on top of the red. Pietro's nails had a lovely French manicure on them. Lance had acrylic nails put on his fingers with a French manicure as well. Toad had on a shade of dark green metallic polish on his fingers. Fred's fingernails sported a neon/fluorescent color pink, while John had on a subtler metallic red. Scott had on black nail polish, plain and simple. Kurt and Bobby both had on different shades of blue. Kurt's was more of a metallic sapphire blue where as Bobby's was a light metallic ice blue. Piotr's nails were covered in white.
"Yo! Why are you torturing us like this!" Toad asked as he tried to jump out of his bonds, but only succeeded in getting a little bit of a rope burn on his wrist.
"Because its fun toad man!" Tabby said as she pulled out a thing of eye shadow and started to do the guys make up while Rogue and Kitty started hunting through the shoe section. Amanda and Jubilee grabbed some other tid bits of make up and helped Tabby do the other guys' make up. When they were all done, Wanda had came back and handed different outfits to all of the guys and pointed to the changing rooms. "Go," was all she said, making all of the guys listen because none of them wanted to get on her bad side. When they got into their dressing rooms and saw the clothes they were given, there were very many protests.
"Hell no! There is no way in hell you or anyone else will get me into that god damn thing people call clothing!" Logan yelled from the stall. "First you took away half my dignity and there is no way in hell I'll put that on and lose the other half!"
"Oh yes you will Logan, or else..." Storm walked into the dressing room and whispered something into Logan's ear. Logan squeaked and agreed to put on the clothing as Storm walked out triumphant.
"Non, non non non, Remy ain't puttin' dat merde on an' non un femme can' make 'im!" he said stalking out of the dressing room.
"He's right mate!" John said as he followed Remy. Rogue and Wanda both glared at them, but it didn't faze them. Rogue and Wanda looked at each other and nodded. They walked up to them and kissed them deeply before whispering something into their ears. Remy and John responded with rapid nods and headed back into the dressing rooms. When they were almost done changing, Rogue and Kitty put the shoes they would wearing into their dressing rooms. After everyone was done, the same stage that had appeared during the girls fashion show and Betsy popped up again, except in a low cut dress that showed all of her back.
"Welcome Ladies to the Drag Queen Fashion Show!" Betsy said and smiled like she was on TV. The girls all sat own in chairs in front of the stage and smiled. "First up, Piotr in his role as The Naughty Nurse!" Betsy said and the curtains were pulled back and the song Barbie Girl" by Aqua started playing. The girls erupted in laughter as Piotr came out in a very small, short white nurses outfit with a red cross on the left pocket over his "boob". He also had on the nurses had and he had a stethoscope around his neck. He didn't look happy about it though. He tried walking in the white pumps Kitty and Rogue had given him, but it wasn't working well, so he tottered down the runway and stood there.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
"Like, pose for us big boy!" Kitty cried as she drank a bottle of Arbor Mist. Piotr just stood still and turned around, walking back making Kitty pout a little, but then she looked up and saw that the dress was so small that she could see the white cotton thong underneath the skirt. Kitty whooped and smiled, knowing her boyfriend had the hottest, firmest ass out of everyone.
"Next we have Bobby: The Frigid Ice Queen!" Betsy said as the Bobby stood out on stage. He was wearing a tight, short, sparkly blue dress with fringes on the bottom. He wore a sash that said Frigid Ice Queen on it with a tiara on his head. Before he went on stage, Bobby had drunken a Sex on the Beach, so he didn't mind being an idiot. He sashayed down the runway in his white, mid thigh high stiletto boots and threw one arm up over his head and pushed the other one downwards in a pose. The girls clapped and laughed, trying to take breaths and not succeeding.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly..
"And now, may I introduce Kurt, our Sexy Airline Stewardess," Betsy said as Kurt walked out on stage in the two sizes too small blue stewardess outfit that Rogue had found. The stewardess hat adorned his head as he held a tray in one hand with something on it and a beer in the other. He walked down the stage, feeling very embarrassed because he was completely naked from his fur being waxed off. He was glad he had been in the circus because he was doing a magnificent job in walking down the runway in the blue stiletto heels Kitty had put in his dressing room even though he was drunk. He turned around and headed back to the back very embarrassed while the girls laughed and took pictures.
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "i'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
"As we go on with the show, let me introduce to you, Mr. Prep Turned Goth!" Betsy said as Scott was pushed out onto the stage by a laughing Remy and St. John. Scott's hair and been dyed black and he had black eyeliner on his eye as well as black eye shadow and black lipstick. He was wearing a tight black halter-top with fishnet arm stockings as well as black baggy pants with chains hanging down in various different places. He was also wearing a pair of black Dockers. He growled as he was forced to walk down the stage wearing this outfit.
"Scott, ya look bettah as a Goth than ya evah did prep!" Rogue hollered as she snapped pictures of probably the only time anyone would ever see Scott dressed up like this.
"Net in line we have the very large and very in charge, Freddy Dukes, Big Momma!" Betsy said as Fred walked, well, stomped, down the runway with a smile on his face. He was sporting a very colorful muumuu that had flowers all over it. He was also wearing a blonde wig and slippers.
"Duh, this is very comfortable, thanks ladies for makin' me do this," Fred said as he walked off the stage to go get something to eat and to check out the cooking supplies WalMart had. The girls were laughing, yet very scared at what he had just said.
"Uhhhhh, Anyway, Next, we have what every girl wants to be, Todd as the Sluttish Prom Queen!" Betsy said as Toad stood at the entranceway. He was wearing a very short, very tight, half way see through light green dress with Light green sandals that had a 4 inch heel. He was carrying a bouquet of flowers in his arm with a sash saying "Prom Queen" on it. There was also a very big tiara adorned on his head. He walked with confidence down the runway and hic upped as soon as he got to the end. All of the girls were in stitches now and didn't try to breath as much, because they knew they would just lose it again.
"Next we have the lovely and not talented, Lancey Spears!" Betsy said as Lance strutted onto the stage wearing Britney Spears' infamous see throw bra and pants, showing the thing that Lance had to wear underneath it. His hair has also been died blonde and he had one of the wire free mic things attached to his ears. Rogue and Tabby had tears streaming down their faces, as they were both on the floor writhing from laughter. The rest of the girls laughed harder than they had ever laughed before at the Britney Costume on Lance. Lance snickered as he walked down the runway. When he got to the end, he posed and spoke into the mic.
"Oops, I did it again!" he said and smiled, then started strutting back the way he came. Betsy controlled her laughter a few seconds afterwards and spoke into the mic again.
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please, I can act like a star, i can beg on my knees..
"Now everyone, as we're in New York, we thought it would be a good idea to present New York as a lot of people see it, here is the biggest ego in the world, Pietro as the New York Whore!" Betsy said as Pietro sauntered down the runway wearing a mesh see through corset with blue ribbon going up the middle, a very short black skirt that left nothing to the imagination, and a black thong that was showing because of the skirt. He had on a brunette wig and made his way down the runway in the 6 inch black open toed heels that strapped across his ankles. When he got to the runway, he blew a kiss to the audience and turned around, his ass cheeks in full view because of the thong and the skirt. The girls wolf whistled and hollered at him while laughing.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
"Next up we have the fiery St. John as the temptress from hell," Betsy said as John came out. He was wearing a red, skin tight, long sleeved mid thigh dress with a diamond shape cut out right in the middle of it, exposing enough cleavage to spark the imagination. There was also a see through mesh skirt connected to the hemline of the dress that had a tapered jagged hemline. The special feature to the mesh skirt and the mesh long sleeves was that the color started off as orange, and then melded into red. The sleeves stopped at the elbow and then flared out to the bottom, covering half of his hands. His hair was down around his shoulders as he walked down the runway in the black knee high boots that Rogue had given him. The girls all relapsed with laughter as John winked at them and blew each of them kisses, and he blew about 5 kisses to Wanda.
"Next to last, we have the certainly handsome, now turned Sexy Lounge Singer, Remy LeBeau!" Remy sauntered out on the stage like he did this everyday. He was wearing a small, tight, fit-every-curve sparkly red strapless dress with fishnet stockings and open toed sandals that did a double cross around his ankles. Sparkles were everywhere around his face He had on a top hat and was carrying away as he sauntered down the runway. He looked straight at Rogue and winked at her. Rogue ran her tongue over her lips and smiled at him mischievously. Oh the things that were going through her head right now. Remy sauntered back, making sure to sway his hips like all of the girls did.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic..
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere..
Imagination, life is your creation..
"And last but not least, the fiercest mutant known to man, transformed into something so innocent it could make you puke, Logan, The Ballerina!" Betsy said as Logan appeared on the stage growling and snarling. This sent the girls into what was their loudest laughing trip yet. Logan stood there wearing a full out pink tutu, with white tights and ballet slippers to boot. He had on pink eye shadow and pink lip-gloss with glitter all over his face. On the top of his head was a little tiara placed into his thick hair. All of the girls, Storm being the loudest, laughed their heads off and were starting to turn blue in the face due to the lack of oxygen. Storm had the biggest smile on her face as Logan walked down on the tip toes of the ballet slippers since that's pretty much the only way they would let him walk down. He Growled at the girls and promised himself that he would get them all for this. He walked back behind the stage with the other guys, completely humiliated.
"And that my friends, is the end of the show, so until next time, this is Betsy Braddock, I hope you enjoyed the show!" she said and then disappeared again with the stage. The guys were all grumbling and drinking as much as they could to try and forget about this horrible experience. The girls bounded over to them, all with smiles on their faces.
"You all looked so great!" Amanda said as she smiled and hugged the furless Kurt. Kurt just mumbled something and drank some more Skyy Blue.
"Well girls, that was great, boys, I don't think I've ever seen such beautiful ladies," Storm said snickering. "Especially you Logan," Logan just growled at her. "Anyway, we must be going, have fun you all," Storm said as she grabbed Logan's arm and the both disappeared.
"They're so going to screw," Tabitha said and everyone agreed.
"Hey, I know what we can do next!" Jubilee said very perkily, yet with an evil smirk in her eyes. Bobby looked fearful.
"Please say it doesn't have anything to do with wax..." he said and subconsciously shivered again.
"Nope, I say we play Truth or Dare!" Jubilee said happily and jumped up and down. Everyone agreed and while the guys went to change, the gils got more alcohol and anything they thought they'd need.
WOO HOO! LONGEST CHAPTER YET! And its all for you guys, as a sorry I wasn't able to update sooner. For those of you who guessed it was a makeover, you were absolutely correct, but I hope that the outfits were to everyone's liking. As I said in the last chapter, I need some help on Truth and Dares for the next chapter, so if any of you have any ideas, PLEASE let me know in a review, because I would appreciate all the help! Please don't forget to review! Luv ya'll!