SC: I've done it…I've created a monster! (Laughs crazily while going cross-eyed)
Chrono: Done what?
SC: Toasters is back!
Rosette: (Screams in fear)
SC: Yes! Yes! And also, this is the prequel to, "How They Fell in Love".
Chrono: How is that so when you're already making it? Weren't you supposed to make Toaster's first?
SC: Actually I did, but since Fanfiction hates my guts, they did somethin' really mean…
Chrono: So what's this going to be about?
SC: Well, in the first or second, possibly third, chapter of, "How They Fell in Love," it tells a summary of something's I can't really remember at the moment…
Chrono: Then why don't you tell Aion to get it?
SC: How?
Chrono: Tell him to search the web and receive it from you're document thingy!
Aion: I don't want to! Leave me alone!
SC: Good idea! Aion! Go search the web for HTFIL's summary!
Aion: GO TO HELL! (Disappears to search the web)
SC: Ehehehe….
Aion: (Comes back and is on fire) AHH! (Throws a letter at SC, who catches it and opens it)
Chrono and Rosette had just finally defeated Aion, but just before they could kill the demon, he escaped and now roams freely throughout the world with no home and with a horrible head injury that makes him think he's just an innocent man…with pointed ears and fangs. His favorite all time hang out area is with Chrono and Rosette. Chrono had gotten his horns back from Joshua, and Rosette's life span has been granted back to her. And Joshua…Joshua has been abducted by Santa Claus and his evil elf minions.
SC: (Examining it) Ahh, I see! We have to do this! All right! WELCOME BACK, WHEN TOASTER'S WANT VENGANCE!
Screaming echoed throughout the vast darkly lit hallways of a certain place called the Magdalene Order. Everyone who was sleeping peacefully before was now awake and rummaging in their rooms to find the door handle and see what the hell was going on outside.
One of the doors of the girl's dormitory opened and a nun with short blonde hair stepped out of her room and met up with a nun with red hair and freckles on her face. "Anna? Do you know what's making those horrid sounds?"
The good sister named Anna shrugged sorrowfully and had a frown crease her light pink lips, "Actually, I'd ask who is making those horrid sounds."
"Not them again!"
The blonde haired nun and Anna turned around to see a brown haired girl with purple bags under here eyes, "Sister Claire!" The short blonde nun greeted.
"Hi, Mary…" Sister Claire mumbled tiredly, rubbing her eyes tiredly.
Mary grinned, but Anna remained frowning. "If they don't stop their stupid midnight games, Horny Kate's gonna rape em' all!" Anna stopped her sentence with a hint of reorganization hitting her full force. The three sisters's scowled as they muttered:
"We have to do something about Horny Kate…"
"YOU COME BACK HERE MISTER DEMON!"
"YOU'LL NEVER SLAY ME, PRINCE OF ENGLAND!"
"Stupid! I told you, I'm the Prince of New York!"
"…But…New York can't have Princes'! We're not ruled by monarchy!"
"…I think that's the smartest thing you've ever said, Chrono!"
"Shit! THE WORLD WILL BE RULED BY PURPLE HAIRED CHRONO'S ROAMING THE DESERT BY MONKEYS CARRIYING THEIR LUGGAGE AND EATING ZUCCHINI!"
"…Never mind…"
"Few! I thought I was turning smart!"
"Can't have that happen, can we?"
"Nope!"
An innocent looking boy grinned happily as his long purple hair swayed lightly as he began to run around the Order's courtyard in a position that resembled that of an airplane's. Behind him, a tall blonde haired girl ran after him with a wooden sword and a pirate's eye patch on her right eye.
With a fierce swing of her right arm, she swung her sword from her grasp and it hit the boy. The little boy fell to the ground instantly, eating dirt once done. The blonde grinned with delight as she ran at the collapsed multi colored eyes that belonged to the boy, since he apparently had one blue eye and one red one.
"Rosette! You made one of my contacts fall out!"
"…But…you don't need contacts!"
"Yeah, but you don't know that!"
"What?"
"I was trying to make people think that I'm human! Jinkees! Now help me look for my contacts!" The boy pulled the bloody wooden sword out of him and began looking around on the ground.
The girl known as Rosette also got to the ground and began looking while the boy plunged his hand into the ground, but screamed in agony and withdrew it instantly. "Chrono! What's wrong?"
"THAT VILE BEING BIT ME!" He screamed out, pointing to a gopher in the ground glaring evilly at poor Chrono.
"Ahh, but you can survive Sister Kate's sexual harassment and not a simple cute looking gopher?" Rosette insisted, petting the gopher that suddenly flung itself from the ground and latched itself on her neck.
"AHHH! VAMPIRE CUTE LOOKING GHOPHER!" Chrono and Rosette screamed out in unison, Rosette running around in circles as Chrono clung onto her hair and tried to pull the animal off.
Rosette tripped from a stray gland of grass and sent both the gopher and Chrono into the water fountain nearby. As soon as they hit, Chrono banged his head on one of the sides, making the water start up.
"Hey! We got the water working again!" Chrono chirped out cheerfully, ignoring the minor concussion he just received from his friend.
Rosette rubbed her neck sorely from the gopher's recent attack, "Yeah, after we last made it stop working, and I thought we were doomed to pay the price for another one!"
Chrono looked over and saw the "innocent" gopher swimming around for a minute in the water and then leap out of the fountain and run back into its hole. "That's a first…be sure to remind me to put this in our record of odd events!"
"Such as?"
"The vampire gopher! Attacked me first, then you, and then it lived to tell the tale to it's small gopher comrades!"
"Okay."
Rosette got up and grabbed her bloodied sword. "Are you healed yet? Cause I want to try to hit you in the head this time!"
The purple haired boy checked his red garments, then let out a panicked shriek. "I DON'T KNOW, ROSETTE! I'M WEARING ALL RED! SO WHERE AM I BLEEDING?"
"OH NO!"
They both screamed in horror, but their chorus of screams soon ended by Chrono being flung away from the fountain and somewhere up a tree and Rosette eating a shoe thrown into her mouth. They both looked up to see Horny Kate throwing random items at them.
"I told you two before! No late night playing! Now get back to bed, the both of you!" The headmistress screamed, giving one last object to be thrown before disappearing back into the building.
Chrono scowled and Rosette chewed thoughtfully on the shoe. "Man, she didn't get laid today!"
Rosette raised an eyebrow, "What's that?"
"You don't know!"
"Not really…I am only sixteen and lived at a stupid little church for four years who refuses to educate teens in the sexual way of man."
"True. Remind me to tell you as a late night story." Chrono fell out of his tree and landed near Rosette.
She pulled the shoe out of her mouth, "Alright! See you tomorrow, Chrono!" She threw it behind her and began walking towards the main entrance to the main building of the main Magdalene Order organization.
The boy nodded and walked towards his outside bench that he slept on, but accidentally tripped on the gopher's hole and twisted his ankle in a very nasty way…
Rosette laughed when she heard her friend cry out and went back to her dorm, soon after, Chrono rose back and began walking as if it were nothing. "Damn it! I have to remember to stop hurting myself!" He walked away stubbornly as a weird piano fell from the sky and killed him again.
"God hates me…"
Rosette woke up from a pair of arms shaking her awake. Her own blue eyes met to the fake one's belonging to the blue-eyed boy from last night. "Rosette! I died twice last night!"
The girl woke up, but stayed in bed, "You have to stop killing yourself, Chrono!"
"The second time it was from a piano from the sky!"
"How's that possible?"
"I don't know! Damn that ACME Corporation on innocent children's shows!"
"Huh?"
"Exactly!"
Rosette rose from her bed and saw Chrono wearing his normal red outfit and a smug look on his face. "So what should we do today?"
"GO ON A MISSION! GO ON A MISSION!" Chrono screamed out, one of his contacts falling out. "Oops!" He put it back in quickly and was back in his position of sitting cross-legged on Rosette's bed.
"Hmm, I guess we can…" A devious smile crept up on Rosette's lips, "First…WE'RE ON A MISSION TO FIND FATHER REMINGTON!" Rosette cheered and Chrono screamed with delight as the two crawled out of her room.
The two odd beings crawled quickly throughout the halls of the Magdalene Order, thus earning odd stares from nun's and father's. Though they paid them no mind as they urged themselves to complete the mission of finding the one known as Father Remington.
Chrono was in the lead when he stopped abruptly and stood up. The latter watched as her friend strangely began to climb the walls and clung to the ceiling.
She glared for a moment, but it disappeared as a blonde man ran quickly into her line of sight and nearly trampled her.
"MOVE! MOVE!" The man screamed as he actually did trample some nun's as he began to push everyone, including objects, out of his destructive path. Rosette huffed out a sigh as she relaxed against the wall she was leaning against, but her relief was short termed because of the headmistress…
Horny Kate bumped into Rosette and glowered angrily at her. "Rosette! Learn how to stay out of people's way!" She scolded, but then smiled. "Did you see where Father Remington went?"
The blonde nun gaped for a moment, her eyes sweeping downward in a very wrong move as she caught sight of some proof of her headmistress's hornieness. She instantly shrieked and collapsed to the ground, blood leaking from her eyes.
"…"
Horny Kate began walking rapidly in the now bloody hallway from people having the same reaction as Rosette when they caught sight of the head nun.
Mysteriously, the boy who had hid up on the ceiling made a quick pair of clicking noises with his tongue and turned his head around in circles that resembled the girl from the "Exorcist."
He then began his journey on the ceiling of finding Father Remington, thus, leaving poor Rosette behind from fear of her awaking and thrashing him for not warning her of Horny Kate's arrival.
Soon after, he found the man cowering in a large bell at the very top of the Magdalene Order. Grinning sheepishly, he flipped off from the ceiling and onto the bell, ringing it slight and then climbing inside to join the frightened Father.
The man looked up and then around him as he noticed he wasn't alone. "Wh-who's there?"
"You're worst nightmare…"
"Really?"
Chrono grinned briefly then said smoothly, "Nah, actually, Yer Mom's worst nightmare!" Followed by hysterical laughter.
"Chrono, you're an ass hole!" Father Remington spat out as he jumped down from the bell.
He didn't respond, but followed Remington down from the bell.
"Is there something you need?" Remington asked after he dusted himself off from the rather dusty bell.
Chrono nodded. "MISSION! MISSION, MISSION, MISSION!" He shrieked, jumping up and down.
Remington's eye twitched, "You and Rosette are mission-holic's, aren't you?" He grinned slightly when Chrono frowned.
"If you might want to know, I am not an alcoholic!" Chrono spat out, hiding a rather guilty looking face.
"No…I just meant that you two love missions…."
"You better not say that, "If you love em' so much, why don't you marry them!"" Chrono shouted, crossing his arms over his chest as he glared at the mocking Priest.
"I just…never mind…" The man looked around nervously before returning his sight to the small boy in front of him. "To answer you're question, no, I don't have any missions."
The area was silent before high-pitched shrieks of anguish exploded into the air and the father had to cover his ears in a futile attempt to block out the sound.
"I WANT A MISSION! I WANT A MISSION!" He started pouting and threw himself to the ground, slamming his hands and feet over and over on the stone platform they stood on.
Remington grabbed onto Chrono and putted him off of the platform, watching as the wailing boy flew into an airplane and disappeared. "Spoiled brat…" He mumbled as he started climbing down from the tower and easing his way back inside of the building, only to meet up with Horny Kate.
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Rosette woke up with a rather bad headache and blood staining her face. "My eyes! They burn like that one sign you see in the middle of nowhere and you get the sudden urge to cry which is probably because of allergy's, but nobody really cares about that!"
She looked up at the ceiling and just as she expected, Chrono was gone. "Stupid traitor! I knew he'd sell me out to the Cherokee tribe just for the strange use of experiments and the poking of needles and spears!" She ranted on while she journeyed the wide hallways and managed to not get into trouble.
Suddenly, to her demise, Anna appeared in front of her. When she scowled and turned around, Claire was blocking her! When she turned to the left, Mary was there to stop her! When she turned to her right, she crashed into a wall! SHE WAS TRAPPED!
"What do you three want!" She spat, rubbing her nose as she sourly spat on the ground.
Anna, Mary, and Claire grinned and then threw their hands onto her; dragging her off to the girl's dormitory. "DRESS UP TIME!"
At that, Rosette began to scream fearfully and claw at the ground in a vain attempt to stop them.
SC: THAT'S IT TO CHAPTER ONE! WOO WEE!
Chrono: (Groans)
SC: Many of you liked the old Toaster's better, so don't worry! I'm only doing the first part of the first chapter! Doesn't make sense?
Aion: You never make sense!
SC: Shut it! Now review, or I'll disappear again! …Ehh…can't really do that, can I? Any who, to the important part. I just want to ask if, any of you want Ass back. If you do, do you want any changes to her? I'm open for suggestions!
Aion: Threaten her and she'll update faster!
SC: SHUT UP!