Maggie: I'm happy that you loved the chapter and that I could make
you laugh, makes me feel good to help people laugh, lol. It's ok that you
don't have any ideas. I got plenty. Anyway, I'm sorry that I couldn't
update sooner, but laziness struck me. Here's the next chapter and I hope
you enjoy it!
ASGT: LOL, well that wouldn't be very good to burst out laughing in a public library, but go for it and do it anyway next time! Lol. Yeah, Logan in a ballerina outfit was pretty freaking hilarious, but that's what I'm trying for, funny chapters. Anyway, oh yes, Slashy kissing is a must, I had already planned to do that and karaoke, and trust me, its all going to be one big ol' BANG! Lol. Hope you enjoy the chapter and all the stuff I have planned for it!
HanatheWreck: lol, that's ok, I forget my password and stuff all the time, so you're not the only one. Cruel and hilarious are my middle names babe, lol (it's actually Ann, but ya know, lol) Yeah, I can just imagine Remy being in a lounge on stage in that outfit, I really can, so I just made him the lounge singer, I'm glad it was a mental image and a half, lol. Awww, I lub you too, and here's the update! Hope you enjoy it!
Kitty&Lancesweetheartsx06: Lol, well I'm glad that you liked it Kitty, even if Lance didn't. Now remember Lance, this IS only PG-13, so no sex, but trust me, I think you'll be happy with some of the dares ;-). And Lance, learn not to kick a girl! ESPECIALLY your girlfriend who can phase you into a wall and leave you there to rot with Jean and Scott on either side of you. Anyway, glad you two liked it, and I hope you like this chapter just as much!
DemonRogue13: lol, hey, as long as some of them had you rolling with laughter, my job is complete. Wow, 10 minutes, I thought they we're ok, but not that good, so you made me feel loved and important by saying that! Thank you for the review and I hope you enjoy the chapter!
AzureDragoness: Wow, I made you speechless huh, that was definitely a feet in itself, because this is you, and your NEVER speechless, lol. Well, I'm glad that I proved that wrong thing, that no one could write that good of a chapter. Anyhow, here is your review! Enjoy!
Avarice Falcon: lol, hey, I'm happy with second. Of course, the Karaoke is definitely gonna be there, and I know you'll enjoy it! Thanks for the review and I hope you like the chapter!
heartsyhawk: Rofl! Yeah, you probably don't wanna know what they said, let's just say, the boy swill be VERY happy the night after. NO! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE! BECAUSE THEN YOU WON'T GET TO READ THE REST OF THE FIC! Lol, that and your important to me! Well, here's the next chapter, I really hope you enjoy it!
Anon(girl): woo hoo! Brand new computers rock let me tell you! Lol, thank you, I thought of Pyro's outfit all by myself, true it was originally for Rogue in my Halloween fic, but hey, it worked, two for the price of one! Yeah, Logan's outfit was one of my pride and joys, lol, I was very happy with that outfit, and Logan wasn't, it was great. Here's the next chapter, I hope you like it!
Les723: lol, awwww you made me blush! Yeah, I hope my truth or dare will be good, but mine has a special little twist in it ;-). Lol, who knows, Logan might live it down does like mystique given the right incentive. Anyway, thanks for reviewing and I hope that you enjoy the chapter!
TheRealMai: well I'm glad that you definitely happy with my chapter, and I'm glad that it made you laugh. Lol, I think I have enough dares, and trust me, there will be something like what you wanted me to do that I think EVERYONE will like ;-). Awww, your so sweet, thank you for the compliment. Here's the update, and I really hope you enjoy it!
skyangle2004: Thank you! I'm so happy that you like the story! Yeah, I thought Logan as a ballerina would keep everyone in stitches, and I just think Scott would look SO MUCH BETTER as a Goth. Anyway, I'm glad that you like my imagination and that I use it well, even if some of it is a little naughty 0:-). Here's the update and I hope you like it!
mystic-wiccan: I'm so sorry I wasn't able to update sooner, Laziness took a hold of me and I just didn't have the energy to write, but I've come through it now! I'm so happy that you like my fic! Here's the update and I hope you like it!
Rogue14: lol, oh you know they enjoyed it, lol, seeing what girls have to do to get ready for them. Lol, yeah, I can just see Pietro standing on the side of the road with his skirt hiked up more than it already is and sticking his leg out to ask someone if they want to screw him, LOL! God that's funny. Well, here's your update, I hope that it pleases you!
RogueSummersLover: Well, you have to wait no longer! Here is the chapter with Truth or Dare, but there's a little twist that I think everyone will like. Yeah, If Logan stayed like that, that would be hilarious, but he would be so pissed off, and that's what makes it even better! Lol, Anyway, Sorry I wasn't able to update sooner, but I hope that this chapter was worth the wait!
SugarSweet11: Thank you so much, you definitely had some good dares that I'm gonna use! I'm sorry I wasn't able to update sooner, but yeah, you know how it can be. Anyway, here's the update and I hope that you like it!
wandathetiger: That's fine, I'll just have to wait till you get back then now wont I ;-). Don't worry, there's more Jonda coming! Enjoy the chapter!
Little-Arlis: Yes, I did put the fire bit in for you, I thought it was a good idea to have them burn, and since you tipped me off about fire, that's what I did :-). Lol, It's all right, better late than never I alwaz say. Wow, I've never been an idol before, but hey, I'm happy to oblige, lol. I'm glad that you reviewed, and I hope that you like this chapter!
Ok guys, here's yet another apology. I'm sorry that I haven't updated any sooner when I said I was going to, Laziness took a hole of me and stayed for quite a while unfortunately, but here I am, I'm back and with more humor goodness! Thank you all for your truth or dare ideas. Thank you to Jadedbeauty for letting me use her Banana dare that I found in her fanfic, as well as a big thank you to everyone who's letting me use their T o D ideas! I love you all! And I love all of your reviews! You really know how to make a girl feel appreciated! Well, here's the chapter that everyone's been waiting for, Truth or Dare, Drunken Style! Hope you all enjoy it!
Disclaimer: If ya see it and ya know it, I don't own it.
"I like, have a much better idea!" Kitty said looking at Jubilee winking. Everyone raised an eyebrow or two urging her to go on. "We should totally play Dare or Double Dare! It's like, exactly like Truth or Dare, but there are no Truths involved, just dares!" Kitty said happily as she drunk some of the rum and coke Remy had mixed for her.
"That sounds like a shit load o' fun sheila," John said as he wrapped his arms around Wanda's waist and nuzzled into her neck a little eliciting a giggle from her as she brought his head up to hers and kissed him passionately.
"Yeah, and Dares are a lot more fun to do than Truth's anyway!" Amanda said as she happily drunk her lovely wine cooler.
"So it's settled then, if someone like, chooses Double Dare, then the Dare has to be twice as worse as a normal dare, and if like, someone doesn't do the Double Dare, they have to do a regular dare as well as take off an article of clothing that the darer picks!" Kitty said smiling as she opened a bag of tortilla chips and ate some while drinking a Margarita. "Oh, and if it's like, a Double Dare, you can like, dare more than one person," Kitty added.
"So who goes first," Rogue said as she sat comfortable in Remy's lap while he drew things on her back with his finger.
"I will!" Amanda said giggling. "Toad, Dare or Double Dare," she asked him as he was lounging in one of the pool chairs that he had brought over from the outdoor furniture department.
"Dare yo," he said as he sat his bottle of Skyy Blue down by his chair. Amanda smirked.
"Ok, I dare you to tie yourself up to one of the ceiling fans and then have someone turn it on," she said with a glint in her eye.
"That's easy yo," he said as he got up and got the rope that the girls had used to tie the guys up.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, you have to tie yourself to the fan with you tongue," Amanda said with an innocent look on her face. Toad's eyes widened a little, but he nodded his head slowly. He took a deep drink of Skyy Blue and then jumped up to a fan, he tried grabbing it, but due to the amount of alcohol that was in him, his hands slipped and he fell to the ground with a bang.
"Ow, that hurt yo!" Toad aid rubbing his head while everyone else just laughed at him. He took another long jump and grabbed the fan. He held onto one of the wings of the fan and flicked his tongue out and wrapped it around himself. Some of the others were grossed out, and some we're thinking about the things that he could do with that tongue (lol, mostly Tabby since she's with whoever the hell she feels like that isn't taken)
Lance walked over to the fan switch and turned it on. The fan was supposed to be on medium, but alas for poor Toad, it was on high. The fan started spinning around very fast while slime was thrown everywhere. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Toad screamed as he tried to keep the alcohol and food down in his stomach. After a minute and a half, Lance turned the switch off and the fan slowed down. Toad quickly unwrapped his tongue from around him and quickly ran to the bathroom holding his hand over his mouth. Everyone laughed while they waited for him to finish puking. He came back a few minutes later gurgling some mouthwash in his mouth. "You're a bitch Amanda," Toad said as he sat down holding his head, which was spinning.
"It's your turn Toad," Tabby said as she grabbed a bottle of beer and had Piotr pop the top off using his arm. (A/N You know when a bartender just puts the bottom part of his arm and the cap and twists his arm popping the cap off, yeah, that's what Piotr did)
"Hmmmmm, Rogue, Dare or Double Dare," Toad said as he lay back down with the alcohol bottle back in his hand.
"Ah'll take Double Dare fo' 1,000 Alex," Rogue snickered. Toad looked at her and smiled.
"I Double Dare you to eat a banana out of Remy's hand, as seductively as you can, and the banana will have whipped cream on it yo!" Toad said smirking evilly, thinking that she wouldn't do the Double Dare, which meant she had to take off an article of clothing.
"Doesn' sound to hard," Rogue said as she got up and quickly went to go retrieve a banana and a can of whipped cream. Remy took the banana from her hand and peeled it while she put two lines of whipped cream all along the length, and a glob of whipped cream right on the tip of the banana. She slowly licked the whipped cream off of the tip of the banana, and then she took the tip in her mouth and bit down on it, closing her eyes for emphasis. Everyone's mouth dropped as Rogue then took over half of the rest of the banana in her mouth, getting some whipped cream in the corner of her mouth. Kurt's eyes bulged out of his head.
"Mein Gott! That's mein schwester!" he cried as he tried to close his eyes while everyone else stared at her. Rogue then licked the rest of the whipped cream off of the banana slowly and took the rest of the banana easily into her mouth and swallowed it. She turned around and smiled to the group.
"Does that satisfy ya sugah," she asked, winking at Toad. He merely nodded his head, not blinking as Rogue sat back down on Remy's lap. Remy finally blinked and leaned in close to her and whispered in her ear.
"Remy's gon' be stealin'y' latah chere, an' maybe y' could practice mo' o' dat on Remy," he purred as he wrapped his arms around her waist pulling her towards him. Rogue smiled seductively.
"Ah thank that can be arranged sugah," Rogue said kissing him on the lips.
"Oh get a room you two, it's game time now!" Tabby said she looked at the two while eyeing Toad, having a newfound respect for his tongue. Rogue looked around at the group of mutants and smiled mischievously.
"Pietro, Dare o' double dare," Rogue asked him as she leaned against Remy.
"Double-Dare-all-the-way-baby," Pietro said very fast. Rogue smiled very evilly scaring Pietro a little bit.
"Ah Double Dare ya ta make out with Lance for a minute, tongue and everythin'," Rogue said, tying not to cackle evilly. Pietro's eyes widened and he started sputtering.
"Bu-Bu-But- He's- like-an-annoying-brother!" Pietro almost yelled.
"Yeah, and why the hell would I want to kiss his ugly mug anyway," Lance said crossing his arms.
"Hey! I-do-not-have-an-"ugly-mug"-thank-you-very-much!" Pietro said, also crossing his arm's offended.
"You two totally sound like an old married couple," Jubilee said laughing while running a finger up and down Bobby's arm, making him shiver.
Both Lance and Pietro almost gagged at the thought of them being married together.
"I am not gay!" Both of them shouted at the same time. They glared at each other and then Jubilee. Rogue laughed.
"So ya're gonna take off somethin' an' do a regular dare huh," Rogue said, still smiling.
"Hell-yes!" Pietro said. Rogue smiled.
"Ok, ya're dare is goin' ta be ta sing Patti Labelle's Lady Marmalade, since ya are th' New York Whore," she said winking at him. He scowled at her and took a drink of whiskey. "An' ya have ta take off whatevah ya got underneath ya pants," Rogue grinned like the cat who ate the canary. Pietro turned bright red and mumbled some stuff no one could hear. He somehow managed to get his underwear off without taking his pants off, even though it took about 5 minutes. Everyone started cracking up when he tried to hide his Spider-Man bikini briefs. He then walked up onto the stage that just stays there now because its in use so often, but a Karaoke Machine had appeared. Pietro grabbed the microphone and hit play on the machine. The music filled WalMart as Pietro started to sing, bastardizing the song very well.
Hey Sister, Go Sister, Soul Sister, Go Sister (x2)
He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said 'Hello,
hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?
'Mmm Hmmm Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da (?)
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya
Here (?)
Mocca chocolata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
he savored her cool
while she freshed up
That boy drank all that magnolia wine
on the black satin sheets where
he started to freak
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocca chocalata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Heh, Heh, Hehhhh
Seeing her skin feeling silky smooth
Colour of cafe au lait
Made the savage beast inside
Roaring till it cried More, More, More
Now he's at home doing 9 to 5
Living his brave life of lies
But when he turns off to sleep
All memories keep More, More, More
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya here
Mocca chocolata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Creole Lady Marmalade
He started strutting on stage and twirling as well, as if he was actually performing. All of the guys we're howling with laughter, while the girls we're grabbing their sides and trying to breath from laughing so hard. As soon as Pietro was finished, he quickly got off the stage while the others we're still laughing and he took a big gulp from the bottle of whiskey he had.
"There are you satisfied Roguey," Pietro said, glaring at the Goth girl. All Rogue could do was nod her head while using Remy for support so she wouldn't fall off.
"Man Pietro, you have got to be the most secure guy I know," Bobby snickered as he wrapped his arm around Jubilee's shoulders as she calmed down a little bit.
"Shut the hell up Ice-Pick," Pietro said as he looked around the group that had finally calmed down. "Remy, Dare or Double Dare," Pietro asked him. Remy looked at him and smiled.
"Double Dare Remy homme," Remy said as he thought he was ready for anything that could be thrown his way.
"All right, this is gonna be a dare for you and Allerdyce, so both of you come here," Pietro said as the Aussie and the Cajun got up and walked over towards him. Pietro whispered into their ears what they we're supposed to do. Both of them had huge smiles on their faces and walked behind a wall. Pietro then motioned Jubilee to come to him, which she did, and he whispered something in her ear as well. She started laughing and nodded her head as she rubbed her hands together. "All right boys, are you ready!" Pietro called behind the wall. Both of them said yes and Pietro smiled. "GO!" he yelled. As soon as he said that, Remy and John came "running" by the group. The catch was that they we're completely naked. Jubilee started to chase them shooting off her fireworks while all of the girls we're screaming their heads off and taking in all they could of the two hottie's who we're running around butt naked while the boys groaned and screamed in horror while shutting their eyes. Rogue took picture of them both with her trusty camera as she and Wanda hollered louder then all of the girls. Remy and John smiled to all of them as they ran around the store. John was pounding his chest and making the noise Tarzan made when he was swinging from his vines. After they had ran around the whole store with Jubilee on their tale shooting fireworks into the air, they went behind the wall again and put their clothes on. They came out smirking while the girls all stood up and gave them a standing ovation. Remy and John both bowed and went to their respective others. Rogue and Wanda had to keep from jumping the boys and ripping all of their clothes off, again, and having their way with them. After all of the girls had calmed down again and all of the boy's stopped groaning about having to gouge their eyes out, Remy looked around and smiled.
"Tabby, Dare o' Double Dare p'tite," he smiled at her as he knew EXACTLY what dare he had in mind for the young blonde.
And this is where I stop. I will leave you all in suspense because I'm mean like that, even though I love all of you guys, but it just makes the story not telling you what Tabby, "The Wild One" is gonna do, lol. I really hope you all liked this chapter, even though it was a little raunchy, I hope it wasn't too bad. I hope to have the next chapter posted sometime this coming week, maybe Friday or something, but if I don't, please don't kill. Hope this chapter was worth the wait you all had to endure. PLEASE REVIEW FOR ME! EVEN IF IT'S A FLAME!
ASGT: LOL, well that wouldn't be very good to burst out laughing in a public library, but go for it and do it anyway next time! Lol. Yeah, Logan in a ballerina outfit was pretty freaking hilarious, but that's what I'm trying for, funny chapters. Anyway, oh yes, Slashy kissing is a must, I had already planned to do that and karaoke, and trust me, its all going to be one big ol' BANG! Lol. Hope you enjoy the chapter and all the stuff I have planned for it!
HanatheWreck: lol, that's ok, I forget my password and stuff all the time, so you're not the only one. Cruel and hilarious are my middle names babe, lol (it's actually Ann, but ya know, lol) Yeah, I can just imagine Remy being in a lounge on stage in that outfit, I really can, so I just made him the lounge singer, I'm glad it was a mental image and a half, lol. Awww, I lub you too, and here's the update! Hope you enjoy it!
Kitty&Lancesweetheartsx06: Lol, well I'm glad that you liked it Kitty, even if Lance didn't. Now remember Lance, this IS only PG-13, so no sex, but trust me, I think you'll be happy with some of the dares ;-). And Lance, learn not to kick a girl! ESPECIALLY your girlfriend who can phase you into a wall and leave you there to rot with Jean and Scott on either side of you. Anyway, glad you two liked it, and I hope you like this chapter just as much!
DemonRogue13: lol, hey, as long as some of them had you rolling with laughter, my job is complete. Wow, 10 minutes, I thought they we're ok, but not that good, so you made me feel loved and important by saying that! Thank you for the review and I hope you enjoy the chapter!
AzureDragoness: Wow, I made you speechless huh, that was definitely a feet in itself, because this is you, and your NEVER speechless, lol. Well, I'm glad that I proved that wrong thing, that no one could write that good of a chapter. Anyhow, here is your review! Enjoy!
Avarice Falcon: lol, hey, I'm happy with second. Of course, the Karaoke is definitely gonna be there, and I know you'll enjoy it! Thanks for the review and I hope you like the chapter!
heartsyhawk: Rofl! Yeah, you probably don't wanna know what they said, let's just say, the boy swill be VERY happy the night after. NO! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE! BECAUSE THEN YOU WON'T GET TO READ THE REST OF THE FIC! Lol, that and your important to me! Well, here's the next chapter, I really hope you enjoy it!
Anon(girl): woo hoo! Brand new computers rock let me tell you! Lol, thank you, I thought of Pyro's outfit all by myself, true it was originally for Rogue in my Halloween fic, but hey, it worked, two for the price of one! Yeah, Logan's outfit was one of my pride and joys, lol, I was very happy with that outfit, and Logan wasn't, it was great. Here's the next chapter, I hope you like it!
Les723: lol, awwww you made me blush! Yeah, I hope my truth or dare will be good, but mine has a special little twist in it ;-). Lol, who knows, Logan might live it down does like mystique given the right incentive. Anyway, thanks for reviewing and I hope that you enjoy the chapter!
TheRealMai: well I'm glad that you definitely happy with my chapter, and I'm glad that it made you laugh. Lol, I think I have enough dares, and trust me, there will be something like what you wanted me to do that I think EVERYONE will like ;-). Awww, your so sweet, thank you for the compliment. Here's the update, and I really hope you enjoy it!
skyangle2004: Thank you! I'm so happy that you like the story! Yeah, I thought Logan as a ballerina would keep everyone in stitches, and I just think Scott would look SO MUCH BETTER as a Goth. Anyway, I'm glad that you like my imagination and that I use it well, even if some of it is a little naughty 0:-). Here's the update and I hope you like it!
mystic-wiccan: I'm so sorry I wasn't able to update sooner, Laziness took a hold of me and I just didn't have the energy to write, but I've come through it now! I'm so happy that you like my fic! Here's the update and I hope you like it!
Rogue14: lol, oh you know they enjoyed it, lol, seeing what girls have to do to get ready for them. Lol, yeah, I can just see Pietro standing on the side of the road with his skirt hiked up more than it already is and sticking his leg out to ask someone if they want to screw him, LOL! God that's funny. Well, here's your update, I hope that it pleases you!
RogueSummersLover: Well, you have to wait no longer! Here is the chapter with Truth or Dare, but there's a little twist that I think everyone will like. Yeah, If Logan stayed like that, that would be hilarious, but he would be so pissed off, and that's what makes it even better! Lol, Anyway, Sorry I wasn't able to update sooner, but I hope that this chapter was worth the wait!
SugarSweet11: Thank you so much, you definitely had some good dares that I'm gonna use! I'm sorry I wasn't able to update sooner, but yeah, you know how it can be. Anyway, here's the update and I hope that you like it!
wandathetiger: That's fine, I'll just have to wait till you get back then now wont I ;-). Don't worry, there's more Jonda coming! Enjoy the chapter!
Little-Arlis: Yes, I did put the fire bit in for you, I thought it was a good idea to have them burn, and since you tipped me off about fire, that's what I did :-). Lol, It's all right, better late than never I alwaz say. Wow, I've never been an idol before, but hey, I'm happy to oblige, lol. I'm glad that you reviewed, and I hope that you like this chapter!
Ok guys, here's yet another apology. I'm sorry that I haven't updated any sooner when I said I was going to, Laziness took a hole of me and stayed for quite a while unfortunately, but here I am, I'm back and with more humor goodness! Thank you all for your truth or dare ideas. Thank you to Jadedbeauty for letting me use her Banana dare that I found in her fanfic, as well as a big thank you to everyone who's letting me use their T o D ideas! I love you all! And I love all of your reviews! You really know how to make a girl feel appreciated! Well, here's the chapter that everyone's been waiting for, Truth or Dare, Drunken Style! Hope you all enjoy it!
Disclaimer: If ya see it and ya know it, I don't own it.
"I like, have a much better idea!" Kitty said looking at Jubilee winking. Everyone raised an eyebrow or two urging her to go on. "We should totally play Dare or Double Dare! It's like, exactly like Truth or Dare, but there are no Truths involved, just dares!" Kitty said happily as she drunk some of the rum and coke Remy had mixed for her.
"That sounds like a shit load o' fun sheila," John said as he wrapped his arms around Wanda's waist and nuzzled into her neck a little eliciting a giggle from her as she brought his head up to hers and kissed him passionately.
"Yeah, and Dares are a lot more fun to do than Truth's anyway!" Amanda said as she happily drunk her lovely wine cooler.
"So it's settled then, if someone like, chooses Double Dare, then the Dare has to be twice as worse as a normal dare, and if like, someone doesn't do the Double Dare, they have to do a regular dare as well as take off an article of clothing that the darer picks!" Kitty said smiling as she opened a bag of tortilla chips and ate some while drinking a Margarita. "Oh, and if it's like, a Double Dare, you can like, dare more than one person," Kitty added.
"So who goes first," Rogue said as she sat comfortable in Remy's lap while he drew things on her back with his finger.
"I will!" Amanda said giggling. "Toad, Dare or Double Dare," she asked him as he was lounging in one of the pool chairs that he had brought over from the outdoor furniture department.
"Dare yo," he said as he sat his bottle of Skyy Blue down by his chair. Amanda smirked.
"Ok, I dare you to tie yourself up to one of the ceiling fans and then have someone turn it on," she said with a glint in her eye.
"That's easy yo," he said as he got up and got the rope that the girls had used to tie the guys up.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, you have to tie yourself to the fan with you tongue," Amanda said with an innocent look on her face. Toad's eyes widened a little, but he nodded his head slowly. He took a deep drink of Skyy Blue and then jumped up to a fan, he tried grabbing it, but due to the amount of alcohol that was in him, his hands slipped and he fell to the ground with a bang.
"Ow, that hurt yo!" Toad aid rubbing his head while everyone else just laughed at him. He took another long jump and grabbed the fan. He held onto one of the wings of the fan and flicked his tongue out and wrapped it around himself. Some of the others were grossed out, and some we're thinking about the things that he could do with that tongue (lol, mostly Tabby since she's with whoever the hell she feels like that isn't taken)
Lance walked over to the fan switch and turned it on. The fan was supposed to be on medium, but alas for poor Toad, it was on high. The fan started spinning around very fast while slime was thrown everywhere. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Toad screamed as he tried to keep the alcohol and food down in his stomach. After a minute and a half, Lance turned the switch off and the fan slowed down. Toad quickly unwrapped his tongue from around him and quickly ran to the bathroom holding his hand over his mouth. Everyone laughed while they waited for him to finish puking. He came back a few minutes later gurgling some mouthwash in his mouth. "You're a bitch Amanda," Toad said as he sat down holding his head, which was spinning.
"It's your turn Toad," Tabby said as she grabbed a bottle of beer and had Piotr pop the top off using his arm. (A/N You know when a bartender just puts the bottom part of his arm and the cap and twists his arm popping the cap off, yeah, that's what Piotr did)
"Hmmmmm, Rogue, Dare or Double Dare," Toad said as he lay back down with the alcohol bottle back in his hand.
"Ah'll take Double Dare fo' 1,000 Alex," Rogue snickered. Toad looked at her and smiled.
"I Double Dare you to eat a banana out of Remy's hand, as seductively as you can, and the banana will have whipped cream on it yo!" Toad said smirking evilly, thinking that she wouldn't do the Double Dare, which meant she had to take off an article of clothing.
"Doesn' sound to hard," Rogue said as she got up and quickly went to go retrieve a banana and a can of whipped cream. Remy took the banana from her hand and peeled it while she put two lines of whipped cream all along the length, and a glob of whipped cream right on the tip of the banana. She slowly licked the whipped cream off of the tip of the banana, and then she took the tip in her mouth and bit down on it, closing her eyes for emphasis. Everyone's mouth dropped as Rogue then took over half of the rest of the banana in her mouth, getting some whipped cream in the corner of her mouth. Kurt's eyes bulged out of his head.
"Mein Gott! That's mein schwester!" he cried as he tried to close his eyes while everyone else stared at her. Rogue then licked the rest of the whipped cream off of the banana slowly and took the rest of the banana easily into her mouth and swallowed it. She turned around and smiled to the group.
"Does that satisfy ya sugah," she asked, winking at Toad. He merely nodded his head, not blinking as Rogue sat back down on Remy's lap. Remy finally blinked and leaned in close to her and whispered in her ear.
"Remy's gon' be stealin'y' latah chere, an' maybe y' could practice mo' o' dat on Remy," he purred as he wrapped his arms around her waist pulling her towards him. Rogue smiled seductively.
"Ah thank that can be arranged sugah," Rogue said kissing him on the lips.
"Oh get a room you two, it's game time now!" Tabby said she looked at the two while eyeing Toad, having a newfound respect for his tongue. Rogue looked around at the group of mutants and smiled mischievously.
"Pietro, Dare o' double dare," Rogue asked him as she leaned against Remy.
"Double-Dare-all-the-way-baby," Pietro said very fast. Rogue smiled very evilly scaring Pietro a little bit.
"Ah Double Dare ya ta make out with Lance for a minute, tongue and everythin'," Rogue said, tying not to cackle evilly. Pietro's eyes widened and he started sputtering.
"Bu-Bu-But- He's- like-an-annoying-brother!" Pietro almost yelled.
"Yeah, and why the hell would I want to kiss his ugly mug anyway," Lance said crossing his arms.
"Hey! I-do-not-have-an-"ugly-mug"-thank-you-very-much!" Pietro said, also crossing his arm's offended.
"You two totally sound like an old married couple," Jubilee said laughing while running a finger up and down Bobby's arm, making him shiver.
Both Lance and Pietro almost gagged at the thought of them being married together.
"I am not gay!" Both of them shouted at the same time. They glared at each other and then Jubilee. Rogue laughed.
"So ya're gonna take off somethin' an' do a regular dare huh," Rogue said, still smiling.
"Hell-yes!" Pietro said. Rogue smiled.
"Ok, ya're dare is goin' ta be ta sing Patti Labelle's Lady Marmalade, since ya are th' New York Whore," she said winking at him. He scowled at her and took a drink of whiskey. "An' ya have ta take off whatevah ya got underneath ya pants," Rogue grinned like the cat who ate the canary. Pietro turned bright red and mumbled some stuff no one could hear. He somehow managed to get his underwear off without taking his pants off, even though it took about 5 minutes. Everyone started cracking up when he tried to hide his Spider-Man bikini briefs. He then walked up onto the stage that just stays there now because its in use so often, but a Karaoke Machine had appeared. Pietro grabbed the microphone and hit play on the machine. The music filled WalMart as Pietro started to sing, bastardizing the song very well.
Hey Sister, Go Sister, Soul Sister, Go Sister (x2)
He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said 'Hello,
hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?
'Mmm Hmmm Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da (?)
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya
Here (?)
Mocca chocolata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
he savored her cool
while she freshed up
That boy drank all that magnolia wine
on the black satin sheets where
he started to freak
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Here
Mocca chocalata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Heh, Heh, Hehhhh
Seeing her skin feeling silky smooth
Colour of cafe au lait
Made the savage beast inside
Roaring till it cried More, More, More
Now he's at home doing 9 to 5
Living his brave life of lies
But when he turns off to sleep
All memories keep More, More, More
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Da
Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya here
Mocca chocolata Ya Ya
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Creole Lady Marmalade
He started strutting on stage and twirling as well, as if he was actually performing. All of the guys we're howling with laughter, while the girls we're grabbing their sides and trying to breath from laughing so hard. As soon as Pietro was finished, he quickly got off the stage while the others we're still laughing and he took a big gulp from the bottle of whiskey he had.
"There are you satisfied Roguey," Pietro said, glaring at the Goth girl. All Rogue could do was nod her head while using Remy for support so she wouldn't fall off.
"Man Pietro, you have got to be the most secure guy I know," Bobby snickered as he wrapped his arm around Jubilee's shoulders as she calmed down a little bit.
"Shut the hell up Ice-Pick," Pietro said as he looked around the group that had finally calmed down. "Remy, Dare or Double Dare," Pietro asked him. Remy looked at him and smiled.
"Double Dare Remy homme," Remy said as he thought he was ready for anything that could be thrown his way.
"All right, this is gonna be a dare for you and Allerdyce, so both of you come here," Pietro said as the Aussie and the Cajun got up and walked over towards him. Pietro whispered into their ears what they we're supposed to do. Both of them had huge smiles on their faces and walked behind a wall. Pietro then motioned Jubilee to come to him, which she did, and he whispered something in her ear as well. She started laughing and nodded her head as she rubbed her hands together. "All right boys, are you ready!" Pietro called behind the wall. Both of them said yes and Pietro smiled. "GO!" he yelled. As soon as he said that, Remy and John came "running" by the group. The catch was that they we're completely naked. Jubilee started to chase them shooting off her fireworks while all of the girls we're screaming their heads off and taking in all they could of the two hottie's who we're running around butt naked while the boys groaned and screamed in horror while shutting their eyes. Rogue took picture of them both with her trusty camera as she and Wanda hollered louder then all of the girls. Remy and John smiled to all of them as they ran around the store. John was pounding his chest and making the noise Tarzan made when he was swinging from his vines. After they had ran around the whole store with Jubilee on their tale shooting fireworks into the air, they went behind the wall again and put their clothes on. They came out smirking while the girls all stood up and gave them a standing ovation. Remy and John both bowed and went to their respective others. Rogue and Wanda had to keep from jumping the boys and ripping all of their clothes off, again, and having their way with them. After all of the girls had calmed down again and all of the boy's stopped groaning about having to gouge their eyes out, Remy looked around and smiled.
"Tabby, Dare o' Double Dare p'tite," he smiled at her as he knew EXACTLY what dare he had in mind for the young blonde.
And this is where I stop. I will leave you all in suspense because I'm mean like that, even though I love all of you guys, but it just makes the story not telling you what Tabby, "The Wild One" is gonna do, lol. I really hope you all liked this chapter, even though it was a little raunchy, I hope it wasn't too bad. I hope to have the next chapter posted sometime this coming week, maybe Friday or something, but if I don't, please don't kill. Hope this chapter was worth the wait you all had to endure. PLEASE REVIEW FOR ME! EVEN IF IT'S A FLAME!