SC: Unfortunately, at the moment, I have no reviews whatsoever on this fic I have worked ever so hard on.

Aion: Told you this would happen, but no! Nobody listens to me!

SC: (Sighs) It's all in a mere amount of time thought, my friends! SOON TOASTER'S WILL DOMINATE!

Chrono: How in the world did you come up with that name anyways?

SC: (Laughs nervously and twirls her fingers around in circles)

Rosette: (Gasps) You didn't!

SC: Actually, I did! AND IT WAS WONDERFUL! VENGEANCE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING! (Laughs crazily)

Remington: (Reading disclaimer) Nope, don't own it.

SC: I've set up a new ploy for Chrono's character, folks! So I hope you enjoy cause it's been making me laugh like crazy!

"STOP! STOP! UNCLE! UNCLE!"

"I SHALL SHOW NO MERCY ON THOU WHO DOES NOT WEAR MAKE UP!" Came in the chided voices of the horrible sisters.

Rosette let out a few more wails of horror before to her absolute fear; Anna managed to slip on some crimson lipstick matching Chrono's normal eye color onto her usually pale lips. At that, she stopped screaming instantly while she tried to lick the cursed material off.

"STOP THAT!" Anna grabbed onto Rosette's tongue in a swift forceful move and held it before the blonde's very eyes in an impossible maneuver.

She squealed slightly with pain as her eyes rimmed with a wet, warm liquid. Mary's face contorted to a look of sadness when she saw this, "Anna…perhaps we should stop now. I mean! Look at her! The poor dear's crying!"

They stared at the tall nun for a moment, but then shook their heads. "Nah!" They proceeded to apply the unnatural forms of beauty onto poor Rosette's face and then continued forth to Rosette's clothes…

Rosette then opened her mouth, staining lipstick onto her pearly white teeth. "AHHH! NO!"

At that precise moment, the red clad figure of Chrono's broke through the door and stared in amazement at the naked form of Rosette and the evilly twisted sister's. He gaped and looked as if he wanted to say something, but it never came out. He shut his mouth, but opened it again and then left the room all together.

"What was that about?" Claire asked Anna.

"Don't know…" They all shrugged and began to submit clothing onto Rosette's tan body. The girl only continued to scream and to struggle, but to no avail.

Chrono leaned against the door as his eyes continually twitched. Rosette…naked…makeup…torture…clothing… Horny Kate…system malfunction…set into destruction mode…target spotted…search and destroy.

Suddenly, Chrono threw his head back and laughed crazily as he jumped from wall to wall on his way to his target's current location…

Horny Kate calmly, for once, worked on her overly stacked pile of paperwork on her desk. Yes, today, she wasn't going to rape or torture the innocent, today…she was going to act her age and finish the vile operation codes, FBI documents, and personal paperwork she had kept in her secret little box in her secret little drawer of her secret desk…which wasn't a secret.

But then, the wild boy that Father Remington had found with Rosette Christopher on the day that he had come for her to join the Order, raided into her room and aimed a gun (probably one of Rosette's guns since she had them literally littered everywhere in her room) straight at Horny Kate's head.

The sound of metal clanking against metal echoed in the deathly quiet room of the headmistress as the safety was disengaged. There was another click as he loaded it and returned it to her head.

He grinned crazily as one of his blue eyes sparked to life (ah, blood hell! He lost one of his contacts again!) with an absurd reason for aiming a weapon at her. Horny Kate gawked at him, absolutely speechless as he continued to smile.

Then he opened his mouth and spoke, "This time…it's personal…" He fired a warning shot; actually, he probably missed her altogether (but we really don't know how, since he was aiming the gun directly at her forehead; mere inches away) as she took the time to throw herself out the window in a vast attempt to escape the crazed boy.

He cursed under his breath, but stopped and stared awkwardly at the gun in his hand. System overload! Retreat! Retreat I said! Leave no room for him to know about our top-secret organization! …Hey…is this one of Rosette's guns? I wonder if it's safe to wonder why it's in my hand…and why I'm in Horny Kate's office…and why the window's broken…and…HEY! Did I just hear Rosette scream?

He shrugged, oblivious of the secret organization, which took form as that one little voice in your head that taunts you all the time, in his head that he had kept secret from himself, which is very odd…

Chrono tossed the gun carelessly out of the window, stopping as he heard it let out a shot and heard a scream of pain. Curious, he looked out the window to see Horny Kate bleeding to death and holding a camera close to her eyes. A click sounded off and she grinned happily.

"NOW I CAN SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE!" She screamed and got to her feet and ran off awkwardly sense she was actually bleeding to death.

He sniffled for a moment, but ignored it and went to find out if it really was Rosette screaming or if it was just his stomach growling for some chocolate pudding.

Rosette screamed while she viewed herself in the mirror. The blonde had on a short pink tutu, a light blush covering her cheeks, green creamed on around her eyes, dark crimson on her lips, her hair standing straight up, and a short, pink, loose top.

"I hate you guys…" She muttered sourly as she rubbed her soar throat from all the screaming she had done.

"Don't hate us cause you ain't us!" Mary chirped out.

"You don't look that bad!" Claire peeped.

Anna scoffed and hid a snicker.

"Anna obviously doesn't agree with that!" Rosette spat, wiping hastily at her face in a useless attempt to get the material off, but only succeeded in smearing it.

"Now look what you did!" Mary said.

"Are you kidding? I can't believe I let you guys do this to me! I should have been stronger!" Rosette fell to her knees and wept in her hands. Claire handed her a hanker chief.

"Don't worry! Next time, we'll do better!" Anna said cheerfully, Rosette only cried harder.

After two straight hours of getting out of the cursed pink tutu, top, and unnoticeable invisible rubber bands tying her hair up in weird stances; Rosette…was tired.

She grinned happily as she threw herself on her bed and started twisting and flexing in all different angles until she was satisfied with the blankets she laid on. Soon after she had gotten comfortable in her position and was near the edge of falling asleep, until Chrono walked in with a brown substance smeared all over his face.

Rosette groaned grumpily as Chrono started jumping on her bed. "GET DOWN! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"

"YOU LOOK WIDE AWAKE RIGHT NOW!" Chrono screamed with a light daze in his eyes. Her eyes swept down to the spoon and bowl in his hand and realized he must have eaten some sort of sugar to get him hyped up at that time of day.

Rosette grew angry as he continued to jump up and down on her bed. (Also spilling pudding everywhere!) "CHRONO! YOU ATE PUDDING…WITHOUT ME!" She slipped out of her bed and onto the ground and once more, started to cry.

He stopped jumping on the bed and gave her a strange stare; "I thought you'd be happy for me! After all I've done for you and the family!" He started crying, joining in with Rosette's sadness.

The pitiful couple cried together…until they stopped and Chrono decided he'd go on a dangerous mission to retrieve Rosette some pudding and come back alive to give it to her and she agreed and slept while the boy crawled on the ceiling, (falling off twice) and found the sugary substance and returned to the girl's dormitory and gave it to her and while she ate, he picked random pieces of hair from his head and threw it into the air; watching it float down slowly.

Soon he grew bored and fell asleep…on the room's one and only fan. (Which sooner or later broke and cause Horny Kate was still literally bleeding to death; she let them off easy with a fine of twenty-five dollars)

The sun was the cause of Rosette's awakening…and her grumpiness. Once up and dressed, she ranted on about how she hated the sun, but once out of her room, came back in instantly and started muttering about how much she loved the sun since the hallways of the Magdalene Order were seriously frozen.

Chrono woke up and found himself being gazed by many nuns. He tried to ask what was going on, but managed to drool all over himself. Oddly looking down, he saw his chubby arms waving around frantically as his short body tried to get up and stand up.

With no succession to the simple task, he fell down...

…And was comforted by everybody laughing.

"He looks so cute! Does he have a name? Or who's the parents?" A nun asked another.

Another nun poked through the crowd and smiled happily, "I found him in the bench next to Elder's hut! The poor thing! Must've been freezing to death!"

They all squealed and grabbed Chrono, hugging him tightly. This confused him. First, he was in what would seem a baby's body. Second, he had no clue why he was like this. And third, he knew he'd have to find some way to get to Rosette!

All of those reasons made sense…except for the last one. He didn't know why he had to find Rosette, but when he thought of her, he got a warm happy feeling in his stomach and he liked that happy feeling!

With braver determination, the boy (or should I say baby?) stood up with wobbly legs and moved forward with slow courageous efforts. Yes! Good job, Chrono! Now since you only succeeded in taking two steps, you still have two hundred and thirty more to go, not counting the stairs!

At that, Chrono sweat dropped and fell to the ground; sniffling. The nun's made cooing noises which only made him even angrier. Doing various hand gestures, he managed to point out his short, chubby middle finger at them all but they only giggled and pointed at him.

When I find out what happened to me, I shall kill you all!

"Gooba garba fon oo wh pend, ah lel e yab le!" Chrono hastily gurbled, biting at one nun who wanted to pick him up and hold him.

"Ah, he's so cute! Look at him, trying to talk!" They giggled again.

Chrono glared at them. One of them tried to tickle his chin, but he swatted her hand away with his own.

Suddenly, there was a scream and to Chrono's happiness and sadness, Rosette ran by…followed by Father Remington. Behind them, Horny Kate was throwing random objects at them.

He squealed in a desperate attempt for Rosette to hear him, but he was drowned out by Remington's own squeal once Horny Kate caught up to him and groped him.

This was going to be a long ride…

SC: I LOVE WHAT I HAVE DONE!

Rosette: Now Chrono's ten times as cute!

Chrono: (Blushes)

SC: I've been waiting forever to do this to him! (Evil laughter) I'll update soon! Hopefully one of you guys will have the heart to review poor little, old me! (Starts crying)