RikaTabithaStarr: lol, you just love changing your name huh? Well,
its all good, a good name change is needed once in a while. Sorry I wasn't
able to update quickly, or when I said I would, some unexpected shit
happened, and when I say shit, yeah, I mean shit, anyway, some unsuspected
shit happened and my family had to take care of that, so that kinda set me
back some, but I'm glad that your sticking with me and liking the story.
Well, here's the update, just like a promised! Hope you like it!
DemonRogue13: lol, well I'm glad that its priceless for you. It's like that credit card commercial, all this stuff costs money, and then you get Pietro singing in the get up and its priceless, lol. Anyway, so glad that you like it and I hope you enjoy the rest of the dare or double dare section!
Hana the Wreck: lol, glad you liked the update. YAY! Getting your sign in back is alwaz a plus, because then you don't have to write your name on a bazillion reviews, lol. OF COURSE! It wouldn't be a fic of mine without the scary mental images that are supposed to scar you for life, but instead you embrace them and remember them all your life and laugh back on them! Lol, anyway, awww I lub ya too, and remember, Crazy is my middle name ;-)
TheRealMai: LOOK, IM FINALLY UPDATING! Lol, I know I said I'd try and update really soon, but a lot of shit has happened, and its not fun, but I'm finally updating! Anyway, lol, nope, the dares are there to stay forever and ever, anywhere you turn there will be a dare looking for you! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, I put in the naked chase, I mean, who wouldn't want to see John and Remy naked! Other than the guys... unless they're gay... but yeah, you know what I mean, lol. Well, hope that you enjoy the update!
AnonGirl88: lol, I love your new name, I was born in 88, so it's all good! You're very welcome for updating, it's my job to update and keep my lovely reviewers entertained. I'm very glad that you and fishy have given it a stamp of approval ( No problem, short reviews are better than no reviews at all! Anyway, here's your update, sorry it couldn't be sooner, but later is better than never!
Rogue14: lol, and your saying naked images of Remy and John are bad??? Not for me hunny, lol. The dare might have been evil, but ya gotta admit, it was funny as hell! Anyway, sorry I didn't post soon like I said I would, unexpected shit started to happen, but here is the update now, so I hope that you enjoy it!
AzureDragoness: Hun, you know original dares are my forte, lol. I know I need to write the next bit, and I will, as soon as I'm done with my review responses, you know how this works! Lol, Anyway, sorry it couldn't have been sooner, but here it is now and I hope you enjoy it. And you wouldn't hurt me with your spatula, you love me too much, lol.
RogueSummersLover: lol, yeah, I'm the local comedian writer for hell, so I would hope it would be funny as hell. So glad that you liked it and your sticking with me! Hope you enjoy the chapter!
skyangle2004: Well hun, I'm glad that you liked it so much. Thank you for the numerous compliments! Ya really know how to make an authoress feel loved! I'm so sorry that I couldn't get this chapter out quicker, but yeah, you kinda know why I couldn't, with all the crap that's going on. Anyway, here's your update, and I really hope you enjoy it!
Kitty&Lancesweetheartsx06: lol, good girl, you need to teach him to be nice to his girlfriends. LOL, yeah, I thought he would appreciate almost having to make out with Pietro, no matter how drunk he is, I'm sure he still would never do that, unless I want them to... 0:-). Anyway, yes Lance, I am Evil, you should have realized that by now, I mean, this IS me, lol. Don't worry, Kitty, you'll do a dare very soon, now whether you like it or not... THAT'S gonna be a different question. I'm so glad that you really like my fic and my dares. Yeah, I really wasn't thinking when I did half of these dares, specially Remy and John's, I just thought it would be hilarious for them to go streaking, and I knew they would be crazy enough to do it. Yes, this is all happening in one night, because WalMart would have to open again in the morning. No Tabby's dare is not gonna have to do with the police, trust me on that. Anyway, here's the update, and I really hope you enjoy it!
SugarSweet11: lol, don't worry, everyone doesn't know what Tabby's dare is, but everyone will find out as soon as I finish with my review responses. Yeah, it did have to happen to someone, and I just thought, why not Toad? He has the tongue for it... lol, anyway, I'm glad that you like it and have stuck with me this long, and I hope that you enjoy this chapter!
EvilTwinAlix: Dude, I absolutely loved your review, as soon as I read it I started laughing. Would you believe that I'm not smoking anything while writing this, this is all just naturally in my head, lol. No help of drugs or anything, just my normal sick perverted mind. I'm so glad that you fucking love this story, and I'm so flattered that you put me on your fave author list. Lol, don't worry, I think you'll be very happy with this chapter, so please enjoy it!
wandathetiger: Not knowing what to write sucks, I know that, that's why some of my updates take so long. Well, I'm glad that you're home and your still reading my fic. I hope that my ideas helped you! Enjoy the fic!
roguishduck: lol, yes, I know I'm mean, but you love me anyway, lol. Sorry I couldn't update sooner, but here it is now. I hope that you enjoy it!
Avarice Falcon: MWAHAHAHAHAHA, I would seriously like to see you try hun, my mind can not be cleaned out, it will forever stay sick! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I'm so glad that you liked it, and I'm so happy you reviewed. I hope you like this chapter too!
Aloha everyone, I'm so sorry that I didn't update when I said I would, I really meant to, and I was about to start typing and everything, when shit hit the fan at my house, and trust me, its not fun. Anyway, I really hope that this chapter makes up for it, and you all get to find out Tabby's dare now! I'm so thankful that you all have stuck with me, makes me feel really loved. Hope you enjoy the chapter!
Disclaimer: I'm not rich, I can't afford anything in here, except the plot line, unfortunately, so no suing me!
Warning: Chapter contains suggestive content. If it bothers you, don't read it. You have been warned!
"Double Dare Remy, do your worst!" Tabby said, smiling just as evilly while grabbing Toad's bottle of alcohol and drinking some of it.
"Hey, that's mine yo!" Toad said grabbing it back from her and whispering to the alcohol bottle that it was ok and she would never touch it again. Everyone made a mental note to buy him a straight jacket after this.
"Bon firecracker, Remy's dare actually be fo' all de femmes," all of the girls looked at him. "Ok, half o' Remy's dare fo' all d' femmes, includin' Tabby, is t' dance t' un song o' Remy's choosin', e'ther in bra an' panties, o' topless an' panties," Remy smirked as all the girls looked like deer caught in head lights. "An' d' other half is fo' Tabby alone, an' Tabby 'as to go hit on Fred, an' make d' homme... aroused..." Remy said laughing evilly. Tabby just smiled and stood up, taking a drink of Grain (type of alcohol).
"No problem Sexy," she said as she walked over to Fred, who hadn't heard the dare. She straddled him, somehow getting her legs over him. "Hey Freddy, have I ever told you how sexy you look with that Mohawk," Tabitha said as she ran her fingers through his hair. (a/n You remember the episode Walk on the Wild Side when Tabby shaved his Mohawk off, lol, well, now she thinks its sexy, lol).
"Duh..." was all Fred was able to get out before he found Tabby's lips pressed against his. Tabby opened her mouth a little and ran her tongue over Fred's lower lip, and then proceeded to run it over his upper lip. Fred responded and kissed her back, figuring what the hell. They we're kissing for almost two minutes before Tabitha felt Lil' Freddy perk up within it's confines. She broke the kiss and smiled at him, then stood up and winked at him. Fred just smiled and leaned back. Everyone was looking at her, and then back to the very noticeable bulge in his pants.
"Y' know something, Freddy's not that bad of a kisser," Tabby said. Everyone just murmured that they would take her word for it, then Remy stood up and walked into the music section.
"Ok ladies, pick y' choice o' wardrobe," Remy said over a speaker. All of the girls stood up and started stripping, too drunk to care what they we're doing. Tabby, Jubilee, and Wanda all took off their clothes, including their bra's, while Rogue, Kitty, Amanda, and Jean (because she was being forced to, even though she was bitching about how it was degrading to women) (a/n I actually agree that it is degrading to women, but hell, it would probably still be fun, and I mean, they're drunk, they're gonna do stupid stuff) all stripped, but left their bra's on. The song the Cha Cha slide suddenly started blasting over the speakers. All of the guys in the room we're cheering because they knew this song had a lot of bouncing and movement in it, while the girls (save Jean, who was scowling) nodded at each other, deciding they would give the boys a show they would never forget.
This is something new the casper slide part 2
featuring the platuim band and this time we're
gonna get funky funky
funky funky
everybody clap your hands
clap clap clap clap your hands
clap clap clap clap your hands
orite now we gonna do the basic steps
Whenever the song said clap your hands, all the girls would clap their hands.
To the left
Take it back now y'all
1 hop this time
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
cha cha real smooth
turn it out
To the left
take it back now y'all
1 hop this time
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
cha cha now ya'll
last time to get funky
The girls pretty much followed all of the steps the announcer was saying while all the guys we're mesmerized by the girls' movements. They never knew they could have so much appreciation for this song.
To the right now
to the left
take it back now y'all
1 hop this time
1 hop this time
right foot 2 stomps
left foot 2 stomps
slide to the left
slide to the right
criss cross
criss cross
cha cha real smooth
lets go to work
To the left
take it back now y'all
2 hops this time
2 hops this time
right foot 2 stomps
left foot 2 stomps
hands on ya knees
hands on ya knees
get funky with it
aw yeah
cha cha now y'all
turn it out
To the left
take it back now y'all
5 hops this time
5 hops this time
When the girls hopped, the guys' eyes' followed all of their movements, especially in the chest area (they're all pervs, I know, but they're guys, do we expect any less?)
hop it out now
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
right foot again
left foot again
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
FREEZE!
everybody calp your hands
come on y'all
check it out y'all
how low can you go?
can you go down low?
all the way to the floor?
how low can you go?
can you bring it to the top?
like you never never stop?
can you bring it to the top
When the song said "how low can you go" the girls all started shimming down as low as they could go. Some got all the way to the ground, where as others we're very close.
right foot now
left foot now y'all
cha cha real smooth
turn it out
to the left
take it back now y'all
1 hop this time
1 hop this time
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
Slide to the left
slide to te right
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
Cha cha now y'all
cha cha again
cha cha now y'all
cha cha again
turn it out
Everytime it said reverse, the girls would jump so whatever way they we're facing before, they we're facing the other way. (you al know what I mean right? Well, if you don't, just tell me) and everytime it said cha cha they would sway and shake their hips while moving backwards.
To the left
take it back now y'all
2 hops
2 hops
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
Charlie brown
hop it out now
slide to the right
slide to the left
take it back now y'all
cha cha now y'all
oh yeah
yeah yeah
do that stuff
oh yeah
im outta here y'all
PEACE!
As soon as the song was over, the guy's all cheered each other with whatever they we're holding, whether it was a bottle, a can, or both, and drank it down. The girls all put their clothes back on much to the guys chagrin. All the girls we're smirking or smiling as they sat back down in the spots they we're before.
"Ok, lets see..." Tabby said as she rubbed her hands together. "Freddy! Dare or Double Dare big guy," Tabitha asked as she looked at him.
"Uh... Dare please," Freddy asked, smiling politely (because this is Fred, and he can be polite when he puts his mind to it).
"I dare you to mix together sherbet ice cream, hot sauce, sour cream, lemon juice, mushrooms, Jack Daniels and ketchup in a blender and then drink it," Tabby said, really wanting to know if his stomach was cast iron (thanks for the idea SugarSweet11!). Everyone grimaced and Bobby and Jubilee and a few others made some gagging noises. Fred just stood up and smiled.
"Duh, sure, sounds good," he said as he started walking around the food section getting all of the ingredients. Amanda looked at Kurt.
"Would he REALLY drink that?" she asked her boyfriend and looked at him incredulously. Kurt just nodded his head.
"Ja, he vill, that's vat's scary," Kurt said as he remembered the stories Rogue had told them about Freddy's eating habits. Everyone was talking, drinking, eating and laughing while Freddy brought back all of the ingredients and a blender. He put everything in it and quickly mixed it up. Pietro handed him a margarita glass. He poured the concoction into the glass and stuck an umbrella and straw in it. He took a big gulp while everyone was trying to hold their stomachs. Fred swished the drink around in his mouth for a minute, like he was evaluating it. He then got a big goofy grin all over his face.
"Duh, its really good guy!" Fred said as he continued to drink more of it, and then refilled his glass. Jean couldn't take it and she did throw up, all into Scott's lap. Everyone laughed at Scott's face. He got up, barf all over his jeans.
"Oh my god Scott, I'm so sorry!" Jean said as she got up and followed him. Scott was just ignoring her as he grabbed a pair of jeans from the men's' section and went into the bathroom. Jean didn't following him, but instead she went into the girls' bathroom to try and clean herself up. Everyone left was cracking up. Fred looked around and smiled.
"Kitty, Dare or Double Dare," Fred asked her. Kitty just looked at him and smiled.
"Dare," Kitty said as she took a drink from the bottle of Arbor Mist she was holding.
"Uh... I dare you to make out with Amanda for a minute," Fred said as he smile goofily. Kitty just got up off of Piotr's lap, went over and sat down by Amanda, and planted her lips on her friend's lips. Both girls closed their eyes and opened their mouths at the same time, both of their tongues laving each other. Kitty placed her hand behind Amanda's head as Amanda ran her fingers through Kitty's hair. Piotr and Kurt, along with every other male in the vicinity looked at them.
"Mein gott, I didn't know zat much tongue vas possible," he said as no one blinked their eyes. Piotr nodded.
"I do not know whether I should be turned on watching this, or turn away in disgust comrade," He said as he opted for the first one and smiled at the to girls. After a minute was up, both girls broke apart and took a deep breath.
"I am like, SO lesbian right now! (1)" Kitty said as she stood up and walked back over to Piotr, sitting in his lap again and feeling the bulge in his pants. She giggled to herself. Amanda smiled as Kurt wrapped his arms around her and whispered something into his ear.
"Wanda, Dare or Double Dare," Kitty asked her as she wrapped her arms around Piotr's neck.
"Double Dare," Wanda said without hesitation. Kitty smiled evilly.
"I Double Dare you to get a big stuffed animal from the toy section and pretend your like, in a soap opera and like, do a total love scene with it!" Kitty said while everyone burst into laughter. Wanda turned a little red, but got up and quickly retrieved a life size Pooh Bear and stood in front of the group. Wanda then put her hand on the pooh bears chest and turned her head away.
"Jake, I know you we're with Cherry last night, you can't hide the fact that you love her, but what about me," Wanda then turned towards the stuffed animal and looked into its eyes. "Do you love me the way you used to, would you make love to me the way you used to, would you whisper sweet nothings in my ear and kiss my neck, and ignite my passion the way you used to, or do you want to give all of that up for her, a two bit whore!" Wanda said, pretending to cry. She suddenly turned around and slapped the stuffed animal. "Fine, I see what I am to you, you'd rather have an STD whore than me, I gave you the best years of my life, and this is how you repay me! I hope you rot in hell!" Wanda screamed, slapping him again and storming away, her arm over her eyes pretending like she was crying and sobbing. A few minutes later, she came back smirking. Everyone was silent, and then they all burst out into applause.
"You should be an actress luv," John said, standing up and grabbing a bouquet of blood red roses from somewhere and a box of candy and handed it to her, kissing her on the lips. Wanda kisses him back. "An' sides, you'd rather be with good ol' John instead o' Jake," John said as he smiled and boasted to himself. Wanda giggled like a schoolgirl and nodded. Pietro had a tape recorder out.
"Perfect!" he said and stopped the tape recorder. Everyone saw it and burst out laughing again as Wanda tried to hex the tape recorder, but he ran out of the way just in time. Wanda just sat down promising she would hurt Pietro later. Jean and Scott had finally gotten back. "Red, Dare or Double Dare," Wanda asked her.
"Oh no you don't, I'm only going with dare!" Jean said, thinking that the dares hadn't been that bad. Wanda smiled.
"You have to put this on," she showed a satin red teddy that had white fuzzy trim over it in one hand, and a Santa hat in the other. "And do a quick pole dance, following that, you have to give Scott a lap dance," Wanda said smirking evilly. Jeans face turned redder than the outfit she had to wear. Jubilee then closed her eyes and told something to Jean telepathically. Jean's eyes widened and she grabbed the outfit and glared at Jubilee before flicking her off. Jubilee just laughed her ass off. A few minutes later, Jean came back wearing the Santa outfit. A stage with a pole appeared right before everyone's eyes. Jean slipped into a pair of red high-heeled shoes that Wanda gave her. Jean quickly got on the stage just as Lollipop (Candyman) by Aqua started to play. Jean wrapped her leg around the pole and swung around on it. She grabbed the top of the pole and slid herself up and let her hands go, bending herself backwards with her legs still wrapped around the pole. She then slid down the pole and did a little floor show.
"Wow, I didn't know anyone could get into that position..." Bobby said wide-eyed. Jean threw something at him and hit him in the back of the head. "Ow! What is this? Abuse Bobby Day!" he hollered as he rubbed the back of his head. Jean then got off the stage and walked over to Scott. Kitty handed her a whip and smiled innocently at her. Jean huffed, but took the whip nonetheless. She straddled Scott as she wrapped her arms around her neck and brought her boobs eye level with his eyes. Scott was being a typical horny teenager and his eyes eagerly took his girlfriend in. Jean cracked the whip behind them both, making Scott even hornier. As Jean got up she bent down and slowly came back up, sticking her ass out in Scott's face as she came up. Her eyes we're wide.
"I didn't do that!" Jean cried as she eyes Rogue, whose fingers were on her temples and her eyes were closed. Rogue opened her eyes and smiled at Jean. Jean screamed and huffed and walked away well everyone was laughing and Scott was still wide eyed with a very stupid smile on his face. He clapped his hands together and started saying "Thank you" over and over again. Everyone laughed and waited for Jean to come back and dare someone.
Ok, There is, everyone now knows what Tabby's dare was. I hope that it was worth the wait and you all enjoyed the chapter. There will be one more Dare or Double Dare section where the others will be dared. I really hope that you guys liked the chapter, but if you didn't, I'm sorry, I tried my best. Please hit me up with a review telling me your thought and if there are any dares what so ever you would like, and I will also be doing a segment of never have I ever, so if there are any questions any of you would like one of the characters to ask, just tell me and if there is a specific character you want to ask it, just tell me who. I really hope you all enjoyed the fic, and I'll try and update soon!
DemonRogue13: lol, well I'm glad that its priceless for you. It's like that credit card commercial, all this stuff costs money, and then you get Pietro singing in the get up and its priceless, lol. Anyway, so glad that you like it and I hope you enjoy the rest of the dare or double dare section!
Hana the Wreck: lol, glad you liked the update. YAY! Getting your sign in back is alwaz a plus, because then you don't have to write your name on a bazillion reviews, lol. OF COURSE! It wouldn't be a fic of mine without the scary mental images that are supposed to scar you for life, but instead you embrace them and remember them all your life and laugh back on them! Lol, anyway, awww I lub ya too, and remember, Crazy is my middle name ;-)
TheRealMai: LOOK, IM FINALLY UPDATING! Lol, I know I said I'd try and update really soon, but a lot of shit has happened, and its not fun, but I'm finally updating! Anyway, lol, nope, the dares are there to stay forever and ever, anywhere you turn there will be a dare looking for you! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, I put in the naked chase, I mean, who wouldn't want to see John and Remy naked! Other than the guys... unless they're gay... but yeah, you know what I mean, lol. Well, hope that you enjoy the update!
AnonGirl88: lol, I love your new name, I was born in 88, so it's all good! You're very welcome for updating, it's my job to update and keep my lovely reviewers entertained. I'm very glad that you and fishy have given it a stamp of approval ( No problem, short reviews are better than no reviews at all! Anyway, here's your update, sorry it couldn't be sooner, but later is better than never!
Rogue14: lol, and your saying naked images of Remy and John are bad??? Not for me hunny, lol. The dare might have been evil, but ya gotta admit, it was funny as hell! Anyway, sorry I didn't post soon like I said I would, unexpected shit started to happen, but here is the update now, so I hope that you enjoy it!
AzureDragoness: Hun, you know original dares are my forte, lol. I know I need to write the next bit, and I will, as soon as I'm done with my review responses, you know how this works! Lol, Anyway, sorry it couldn't have been sooner, but here it is now and I hope you enjoy it. And you wouldn't hurt me with your spatula, you love me too much, lol.
RogueSummersLover: lol, yeah, I'm the local comedian writer for hell, so I would hope it would be funny as hell. So glad that you liked it and your sticking with me! Hope you enjoy the chapter!
skyangle2004: Well hun, I'm glad that you liked it so much. Thank you for the numerous compliments! Ya really know how to make an authoress feel loved! I'm so sorry that I couldn't get this chapter out quicker, but yeah, you kinda know why I couldn't, with all the crap that's going on. Anyway, here's your update, and I really hope you enjoy it!
Kitty&Lancesweetheartsx06: lol, good girl, you need to teach him to be nice to his girlfriends. LOL, yeah, I thought he would appreciate almost having to make out with Pietro, no matter how drunk he is, I'm sure he still would never do that, unless I want them to... 0:-). Anyway, yes Lance, I am Evil, you should have realized that by now, I mean, this IS me, lol. Don't worry, Kitty, you'll do a dare very soon, now whether you like it or not... THAT'S gonna be a different question. I'm so glad that you really like my fic and my dares. Yeah, I really wasn't thinking when I did half of these dares, specially Remy and John's, I just thought it would be hilarious for them to go streaking, and I knew they would be crazy enough to do it. Yes, this is all happening in one night, because WalMart would have to open again in the morning. No Tabby's dare is not gonna have to do with the police, trust me on that. Anyway, here's the update, and I really hope you enjoy it!
SugarSweet11: lol, don't worry, everyone doesn't know what Tabby's dare is, but everyone will find out as soon as I finish with my review responses. Yeah, it did have to happen to someone, and I just thought, why not Toad? He has the tongue for it... lol, anyway, I'm glad that you like it and have stuck with me this long, and I hope that you enjoy this chapter!
EvilTwinAlix: Dude, I absolutely loved your review, as soon as I read it I started laughing. Would you believe that I'm not smoking anything while writing this, this is all just naturally in my head, lol. No help of drugs or anything, just my normal sick perverted mind. I'm so glad that you fucking love this story, and I'm so flattered that you put me on your fave author list. Lol, don't worry, I think you'll be very happy with this chapter, so please enjoy it!
wandathetiger: Not knowing what to write sucks, I know that, that's why some of my updates take so long. Well, I'm glad that you're home and your still reading my fic. I hope that my ideas helped you! Enjoy the fic!
roguishduck: lol, yes, I know I'm mean, but you love me anyway, lol. Sorry I couldn't update sooner, but here it is now. I hope that you enjoy it!
Avarice Falcon: MWAHAHAHAHAHA, I would seriously like to see you try hun, my mind can not be cleaned out, it will forever stay sick! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I'm so glad that you liked it, and I'm so happy you reviewed. I hope you like this chapter too!
Aloha everyone, I'm so sorry that I didn't update when I said I would, I really meant to, and I was about to start typing and everything, when shit hit the fan at my house, and trust me, its not fun. Anyway, I really hope that this chapter makes up for it, and you all get to find out Tabby's dare now! I'm so thankful that you all have stuck with me, makes me feel really loved. Hope you enjoy the chapter!
Disclaimer: I'm not rich, I can't afford anything in here, except the plot line, unfortunately, so no suing me!
Warning: Chapter contains suggestive content. If it bothers you, don't read it. You have been warned!
"Double Dare Remy, do your worst!" Tabby said, smiling just as evilly while grabbing Toad's bottle of alcohol and drinking some of it.
"Hey, that's mine yo!" Toad said grabbing it back from her and whispering to the alcohol bottle that it was ok and she would never touch it again. Everyone made a mental note to buy him a straight jacket after this.
"Bon firecracker, Remy's dare actually be fo' all de femmes," all of the girls looked at him. "Ok, half o' Remy's dare fo' all d' femmes, includin' Tabby, is t' dance t' un song o' Remy's choosin', e'ther in bra an' panties, o' topless an' panties," Remy smirked as all the girls looked like deer caught in head lights. "An' d' other half is fo' Tabby alone, an' Tabby 'as to go hit on Fred, an' make d' homme... aroused..." Remy said laughing evilly. Tabby just smiled and stood up, taking a drink of Grain (type of alcohol).
"No problem Sexy," she said as she walked over to Fred, who hadn't heard the dare. She straddled him, somehow getting her legs over him. "Hey Freddy, have I ever told you how sexy you look with that Mohawk," Tabitha said as she ran her fingers through his hair. (a/n You remember the episode Walk on the Wild Side when Tabby shaved his Mohawk off, lol, well, now she thinks its sexy, lol).
"Duh..." was all Fred was able to get out before he found Tabby's lips pressed against his. Tabby opened her mouth a little and ran her tongue over Fred's lower lip, and then proceeded to run it over his upper lip. Fred responded and kissed her back, figuring what the hell. They we're kissing for almost two minutes before Tabitha felt Lil' Freddy perk up within it's confines. She broke the kiss and smiled at him, then stood up and winked at him. Fred just smiled and leaned back. Everyone was looking at her, and then back to the very noticeable bulge in his pants.
"Y' know something, Freddy's not that bad of a kisser," Tabby said. Everyone just murmured that they would take her word for it, then Remy stood up and walked into the music section.
"Ok ladies, pick y' choice o' wardrobe," Remy said over a speaker. All of the girls stood up and started stripping, too drunk to care what they we're doing. Tabby, Jubilee, and Wanda all took off their clothes, including their bra's, while Rogue, Kitty, Amanda, and Jean (because she was being forced to, even though she was bitching about how it was degrading to women) (a/n I actually agree that it is degrading to women, but hell, it would probably still be fun, and I mean, they're drunk, they're gonna do stupid stuff) all stripped, but left their bra's on. The song the Cha Cha slide suddenly started blasting over the speakers. All of the guys in the room we're cheering because they knew this song had a lot of bouncing and movement in it, while the girls (save Jean, who was scowling) nodded at each other, deciding they would give the boys a show they would never forget.
This is something new the casper slide part 2
featuring the platuim band and this time we're
gonna get funky funky
funky funky
everybody clap your hands
clap clap clap clap your hands
clap clap clap clap your hands
orite now we gonna do the basic steps
Whenever the song said clap your hands, all the girls would clap their hands.
To the left
Take it back now y'all
1 hop this time
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
cha cha real smooth
turn it out
To the left
take it back now y'all
1 hop this time
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
cha cha now ya'll
last time to get funky
The girls pretty much followed all of the steps the announcer was saying while all the guys we're mesmerized by the girls' movements. They never knew they could have so much appreciation for this song.
To the right now
to the left
take it back now y'all
1 hop this time
1 hop this time
right foot 2 stomps
left foot 2 stomps
slide to the left
slide to the right
criss cross
criss cross
cha cha real smooth
lets go to work
To the left
take it back now y'all
2 hops this time
2 hops this time
right foot 2 stomps
left foot 2 stomps
hands on ya knees
hands on ya knees
get funky with it
aw yeah
cha cha now y'all
turn it out
To the left
take it back now y'all
5 hops this time
5 hops this time
When the girls hopped, the guys' eyes' followed all of their movements, especially in the chest area (they're all pervs, I know, but they're guys, do we expect any less?)
hop it out now
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
right foot again
left foot again
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
FREEZE!
everybody calp your hands
come on y'all
check it out y'all
how low can you go?
can you go down low?
all the way to the floor?
how low can you go?
can you bring it to the top?
like you never never stop?
can you bring it to the top
When the song said "how low can you go" the girls all started shimming down as low as they could go. Some got all the way to the ground, where as others we're very close.
right foot now
left foot now y'all
cha cha real smooth
turn it out
to the left
take it back now y'all
1 hop this time
1 hop this time
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
Slide to the left
slide to te right
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
REVERSE!
Cha cha now y'all
cha cha again
cha cha now y'all
cha cha again
turn it out
Everytime it said reverse, the girls would jump so whatever way they we're facing before, they we're facing the other way. (you al know what I mean right? Well, if you don't, just tell me) and everytime it said cha cha they would sway and shake their hips while moving backwards.
To the left
take it back now y'all
2 hops
2 hops
right foot lets stomp
left foot lets stomp
Charlie brown
hop it out now
slide to the right
slide to the left
take it back now y'all
cha cha now y'all
oh yeah
yeah yeah
do that stuff
oh yeah
im outta here y'all
PEACE!
As soon as the song was over, the guy's all cheered each other with whatever they we're holding, whether it was a bottle, a can, or both, and drank it down. The girls all put their clothes back on much to the guys chagrin. All the girls we're smirking or smiling as they sat back down in the spots they we're before.
"Ok, lets see..." Tabby said as she rubbed her hands together. "Freddy! Dare or Double Dare big guy," Tabitha asked as she looked at him.
"Uh... Dare please," Freddy asked, smiling politely (because this is Fred, and he can be polite when he puts his mind to it).
"I dare you to mix together sherbet ice cream, hot sauce, sour cream, lemon juice, mushrooms, Jack Daniels and ketchup in a blender and then drink it," Tabby said, really wanting to know if his stomach was cast iron (thanks for the idea SugarSweet11!). Everyone grimaced and Bobby and Jubilee and a few others made some gagging noises. Fred just stood up and smiled.
"Duh, sure, sounds good," he said as he started walking around the food section getting all of the ingredients. Amanda looked at Kurt.
"Would he REALLY drink that?" she asked her boyfriend and looked at him incredulously. Kurt just nodded his head.
"Ja, he vill, that's vat's scary," Kurt said as he remembered the stories Rogue had told them about Freddy's eating habits. Everyone was talking, drinking, eating and laughing while Freddy brought back all of the ingredients and a blender. He put everything in it and quickly mixed it up. Pietro handed him a margarita glass. He poured the concoction into the glass and stuck an umbrella and straw in it. He took a big gulp while everyone was trying to hold their stomachs. Fred swished the drink around in his mouth for a minute, like he was evaluating it. He then got a big goofy grin all over his face.
"Duh, its really good guy!" Fred said as he continued to drink more of it, and then refilled his glass. Jean couldn't take it and she did throw up, all into Scott's lap. Everyone laughed at Scott's face. He got up, barf all over his jeans.
"Oh my god Scott, I'm so sorry!" Jean said as she got up and followed him. Scott was just ignoring her as he grabbed a pair of jeans from the men's' section and went into the bathroom. Jean didn't following him, but instead she went into the girls' bathroom to try and clean herself up. Everyone left was cracking up. Fred looked around and smiled.
"Kitty, Dare or Double Dare," Fred asked her. Kitty just looked at him and smiled.
"Dare," Kitty said as she took a drink from the bottle of Arbor Mist she was holding.
"Uh... I dare you to make out with Amanda for a minute," Fred said as he smile goofily. Kitty just got up off of Piotr's lap, went over and sat down by Amanda, and planted her lips on her friend's lips. Both girls closed their eyes and opened their mouths at the same time, both of their tongues laving each other. Kitty placed her hand behind Amanda's head as Amanda ran her fingers through Kitty's hair. Piotr and Kurt, along with every other male in the vicinity looked at them.
"Mein gott, I didn't know zat much tongue vas possible," he said as no one blinked their eyes. Piotr nodded.
"I do not know whether I should be turned on watching this, or turn away in disgust comrade," He said as he opted for the first one and smiled at the to girls. After a minute was up, both girls broke apart and took a deep breath.
"I am like, SO lesbian right now! (1)" Kitty said as she stood up and walked back over to Piotr, sitting in his lap again and feeling the bulge in his pants. She giggled to herself. Amanda smiled as Kurt wrapped his arms around her and whispered something into his ear.
"Wanda, Dare or Double Dare," Kitty asked her as she wrapped her arms around Piotr's neck.
"Double Dare," Wanda said without hesitation. Kitty smiled evilly.
"I Double Dare you to get a big stuffed animal from the toy section and pretend your like, in a soap opera and like, do a total love scene with it!" Kitty said while everyone burst into laughter. Wanda turned a little red, but got up and quickly retrieved a life size Pooh Bear and stood in front of the group. Wanda then put her hand on the pooh bears chest and turned her head away.
"Jake, I know you we're with Cherry last night, you can't hide the fact that you love her, but what about me," Wanda then turned towards the stuffed animal and looked into its eyes. "Do you love me the way you used to, would you make love to me the way you used to, would you whisper sweet nothings in my ear and kiss my neck, and ignite my passion the way you used to, or do you want to give all of that up for her, a two bit whore!" Wanda said, pretending to cry. She suddenly turned around and slapped the stuffed animal. "Fine, I see what I am to you, you'd rather have an STD whore than me, I gave you the best years of my life, and this is how you repay me! I hope you rot in hell!" Wanda screamed, slapping him again and storming away, her arm over her eyes pretending like she was crying and sobbing. A few minutes later, she came back smirking. Everyone was silent, and then they all burst out into applause.
"You should be an actress luv," John said, standing up and grabbing a bouquet of blood red roses from somewhere and a box of candy and handed it to her, kissing her on the lips. Wanda kisses him back. "An' sides, you'd rather be with good ol' John instead o' Jake," John said as he smiled and boasted to himself. Wanda giggled like a schoolgirl and nodded. Pietro had a tape recorder out.
"Perfect!" he said and stopped the tape recorder. Everyone saw it and burst out laughing again as Wanda tried to hex the tape recorder, but he ran out of the way just in time. Wanda just sat down promising she would hurt Pietro later. Jean and Scott had finally gotten back. "Red, Dare or Double Dare," Wanda asked her.
"Oh no you don't, I'm only going with dare!" Jean said, thinking that the dares hadn't been that bad. Wanda smiled.
"You have to put this on," she showed a satin red teddy that had white fuzzy trim over it in one hand, and a Santa hat in the other. "And do a quick pole dance, following that, you have to give Scott a lap dance," Wanda said smirking evilly. Jeans face turned redder than the outfit she had to wear. Jubilee then closed her eyes and told something to Jean telepathically. Jean's eyes widened and she grabbed the outfit and glared at Jubilee before flicking her off. Jubilee just laughed her ass off. A few minutes later, Jean came back wearing the Santa outfit. A stage with a pole appeared right before everyone's eyes. Jean slipped into a pair of red high-heeled shoes that Wanda gave her. Jean quickly got on the stage just as Lollipop (Candyman) by Aqua started to play. Jean wrapped her leg around the pole and swung around on it. She grabbed the top of the pole and slid herself up and let her hands go, bending herself backwards with her legs still wrapped around the pole. She then slid down the pole and did a little floor show.
"Wow, I didn't know anyone could get into that position..." Bobby said wide-eyed. Jean threw something at him and hit him in the back of the head. "Ow! What is this? Abuse Bobby Day!" he hollered as he rubbed the back of his head. Jean then got off the stage and walked over to Scott. Kitty handed her a whip and smiled innocently at her. Jean huffed, but took the whip nonetheless. She straddled Scott as she wrapped her arms around her neck and brought her boobs eye level with his eyes. Scott was being a typical horny teenager and his eyes eagerly took his girlfriend in. Jean cracked the whip behind them both, making Scott even hornier. As Jean got up she bent down and slowly came back up, sticking her ass out in Scott's face as she came up. Her eyes we're wide.
"I didn't do that!" Jean cried as she eyes Rogue, whose fingers were on her temples and her eyes were closed. Rogue opened her eyes and smiled at Jean. Jean screamed and huffed and walked away well everyone was laughing and Scott was still wide eyed with a very stupid smile on his face. He clapped his hands together and started saying "Thank you" over and over again. Everyone laughed and waited for Jean to come back and dare someone.
Ok, There is, everyone now knows what Tabby's dare was. I hope that it was worth the wait and you all enjoyed the chapter. There will be one more Dare or Double Dare section where the others will be dared. I really hope that you guys liked the chapter, but if you didn't, I'm sorry, I tried my best. Please hit me up with a review telling me your thought and if there are any dares what so ever you would like, and I will also be doing a segment of never have I ever, so if there are any questions any of you would like one of the characters to ask, just tell me and if there is a specific character you want to ask it, just tell me who. I really hope you all enjoyed the fic, and I'll try and update soon!