SC: Ehehe…Sorry that this took so long to update, but if you've read my other works, you'd know that I've been having computer problems…(Glares evilly at computer)

Chrono: You should for what you've done!

SC: (Apparently didn't hear him)

Chrono: Hello?

SC: (Grabs a baseball bat out of nowhere and starts thrashing her computer) DIE YOU CURSED OBJECT!

Rosette: Well, since SC's occupied beating the carp out of her computer, let's start the story!

Disclaimer: Uh, I can't say that I own it, but then again, I can't say that I don't…I do own a vampire named Alucard though…

Alucard: GOD HAVE MERCY!

"I HAVE TWO LEGS, TWENTY LEGS, AND MR. PEANUT FOR A BRAIN!" Shouted some disturbed person, before diving into a nearby bush and vanished.

The nun's couldn't find who said that, so they returned their attention back onto the angered purple haired child laying down on the ground, engrossed in trying to build a pyramid with toy blocks. (That is, with many colored blocks! Ah, good times…good times…)

Instead of what the nun's had thought of a simple amusement, the now baby Chrono was trying to figure out how to build a sign that said, 'Find Rosette," but strangely…he forgot how to spell her name.

He garbled a curse, which only came out as a drool, and slapped the blocks away from him in disgust. In utter defeat, he collapsed pitifully on the ground.

"Ah, he's tired!" Sister Anna said happily, picking up the limp form of the baby and placing him carefully in her arms. "Nap time for Bob!"

"Bob? Why can't his name be Fred?" Sister Mary asked.

"Why not Joe?" Sister Claire pitched in.

"I say it's Bob and that's final!" Sister Anna declared, sticking a finger in Chrono's mouth. (But withdrew instantly from him biting her)

"Hey!" Exclaimed a certain blonde nun. "What's that?" Rosette pushed her way out of the crowd of nuns and pointed at the baby Chrono.

"It's not an object, Rosette! It's a baby named Fred!" Mary cooed, whilst sticking out her tongue out at Anna.

"A baby?" She asked. "What's a baby doing here?" The tall nun moved in for a better view and saw the tiny infant hyperventilating, before adding, "And what's his problem?"

"I think it wants Rosette to hold him!" Sister Claire exclaimed.

Anna stared back and fourth between Rosette and the small child and said, "I don't think so. I think he just wants to get away from her."

Rosette frowned as the small Chrono threw his head back and screamed loudly. Rosette shuddered before throwing her hands up to her ears to block out the sound. "Make him stop!"

Sister Mary took the baby out of Anna's arms and gave him to Rosette; the noise stopping instantly.

"Gosh, that sounded just like Chrono when he doesn't get 12 hours, 34 minutes, and 7 seconds of sleep!" Rosette exclaimed, carefully shifting the baby in her arms. "By the way…has anybody seen Chrono?"

The three sisters exchanged glances before shaking their heads and implying to a, "No."

"Hmm…" She stared down at the infant in her arms and let out a startled gasp to see his eyes red. "H-hey! Is this normal?" She asked hesitantly, showing the crimson irises to the other sisters.

"…Yeah…"

"Pretty sure it is…"

"…Uh, sure?"

Rosette nodded and grimaced at the now overjoyed Chrono in her arms. "Um, can somebody take him now?" Mary stepped forward and grasped the baby, but paused when he started wailing again.

"Uh-oh…do you guys know what this means?"

"What? What does it mean?" Rosette asked.

Mary continued, "…It means, Rosette, that Fred wants you to be his parent!"

Rosette sweat dropped before stating, "But I can't! I'm only…now how old am I?" Rosette counted several times on her fingers before shrugging and saying, "Anyways, I'll tell you guys later when I remember but to get to the point is, I'm too young to be an adult! I have no clue on what to feed him and to dress him and to brush his hair with and to change his diaper and to bathe him and what to name him!"

"His name is Fred."

"That's one thing down, but what about the other things?" Rosette asked worriedly.

"…You're on your own!" They exclaimed before the crowd of nuns shortly went on there way elsewhere.

The blonde nun sighed deeply while staring down at the baby Chrono, "Now what am I going to do?"

At that exact moment, an ancient creature crawled its way out of the ground and screamed out in excitement.

"THERE HE IS!"

"Huh?" Rosette backed away from the ancient creature known for being the Elder and gestured to the baby. "Him?"

"YES!" Elder skipped his way toward Rosette and pointed down at "Fred." "This is the mistake!"

"What?"

"The mistake! By adding a drop of Remington's hair, Horny Kate's saliva, one of my freckles a twinkie from Master Twinkie 1, and one of Chrono's blue eye contax it made Chrono turn into a baby!" Elder exclaimed excitedly.

Rosette stared flabbergasted before saying, "That's…really…gross…"

"So if you don't mind, I'll be taking Chrono and making him back to his typical self!" Before Rosette could say anything, Elder had swung Chrono out of her arms and went back down his hole.

Rosette's eye twitched before she fell to her knees in tears, "I just discovered that I was going to take on the horribly difficult path of parenthood and just starting to like it when it was all taken away from me in the form of a stupid perverted old fart!"

SC: …Horribly short, but really, it's not my fault!

Chrono: At least I'll be back to normal again.

Remington: Now there's something really wrong about Elder's potion thinger majig!

SC: And that is…?

Remington: How in the world did he get a piece of my hair? And plus, make it a drop?

SC: I…don't…know…

Chrono: Review please, then the next chapter will hopefully be longer and come out a lot sooner!

SC: AND I HAVE A NUMBER ONE FAN! I promise I'll fulfill your request in the next chapter, Master Twinkie! OH! OH! AND BE EXTRA SURE TO ALL WATCH STAR WARS EPISODE THREE COMING OUT MAY NINETEENTH!