TheRealMai: lol, well hun, I'm really glad that you liked it and thought Tabby's dare was worth the wait. Yeah, I know there's alwaz same sex kissing in truth or dare, or in this case, Dare or Double Dare, but I mean, how could you not have it! It's just so great! Yeah, maybe those could be some of the dares, but don't worry, I have stuff up my sleeve, lol. I hope that you enjoy this chapter! P.s. Thanks so much for the hits, those definitely upped my high, definitely owe you for those!
Les723: I'm glad that you like my twist on Truth or Dare, I just thought it would be really fun for it to be all dares, because I mean, truths can get really boring. I'm also glad that you like my dares, I was hoping that everyone would. In any case, I'm glad that you like the fic and I hope you enjoy the update!
Pyro Lady: lol, well I'm glad that you didn't, because I would feel so bad about you dying from lack of air because of me. Never have I Ever was originally a drinking game, and as such, will be a drinking game in my fic, I mean, they're all already smashed, so why not make the best of it! Anyway, Never have I Ever is when a person says something they have never done, like I would say "Never have I ever had sex" and anyone who HAS had sex would take a drink of some kind of alcohol. So it's pretty much a "Get to know everyone's deep dark secrets" game. I really hope that helps, but if it doesn't, you can IM me and I can try and explain it better. I'm honored that you put me in your fav authors and stories list, so thank you. I hope that you like the update!
RogueSummersLover: lol, yeah, Scott might as well have a good time, because I mean, it's not like Jean would ever do this at home because she's a massive bitch and a half. I'm so glad that you still like the story, and I hope that you enjoy this chapter immensely! (look look, I used a big word, YAY!)
HealerAriel: Oh yeah, gotta love those massive orgy's, and with Remy and John in on it, how could it be anything less than crazy! I'm assuming that you like my fic, and I'm very happy about that. Hope you like the chapter!
DemonRogue13: Well I'm sufficiently happy that you liked Jean's dare. I tried to think of something she would NEVER do that would embarrass the hell outta her. I'm so happy that you like the fic and I hope that you enjoy the update!
AzureDragoness: lol, no, you haven't told me lately that I'm a genius, but I alwaz love to hear it, lol. I'm insanely pleased that you enjoyed the last chapter and are not going to use the Spatula of Doom, because that just makes my day to not be THREATENED for once. Here's the next chappie, and I hope you enjoy. And if you pull that spatula out on me I'mma hurt you ï.
wandathetiger: lol, ok, now I know I'm mean, but I wouldn't be THAT mean to John, I mean, that's just suicide for him! Not like he would accept it anyway, hey... idea forming here... cackles evilly ok, anyway, glad that you like the fic and thanks for the review! Hope you like this chapter!
Kitty&Lancesweetheartsx06: MWAHAHAHAHAHA You have now learned the way to get rid of a guy you do not want, and he is in the form of a big burly man named Logan, lol, that was fabulous. Lol, sure, I'll bring Sammy in on Never have I ever, because then we can find out some of his dark dirty secrets, MWAHAHAHAHA, and it's just for you Sweethearts. Lol, I try my best, and yes, I think all the guys were happy with yours and Amanda's show, because, they are guys and for some reason they are immensely attracted to girl on girl stuff, I'll never get it shrugs Your welcome, I know yo have an evil side in there, and to tell the truth, your valley girl side annoys me sometime, so I like to bring out the evil Kitty, it's just so much more fun! So I'm guessing you think Tabby's dare was worth the wait huh, lol, well I'm glad that you enjoyed it along with everyone else. Yeah, as I said, I was just thinking of something that Jean would never do, and a lap dance just came up, because she's too prude to ever think of doing that. Actually, we'll say in the fic that it's only like, 1 or 2 in the morning, because the reason it seems long to you is because of how many chappies there are, we're in reality, nothing last more than like half an hour in the fic, lol, so technically it hasn't been that long of a night yet. snickers at Lance Did you have a good time with Wolvie dear, isn't he such a kitten! And yeah, I know I'm Evil, that's my most redeeming quality! Lol, I'm glad you guys liked it and I won't promise I won't do anything else to Kitty Lance ;-) But I hope you guys enjoy this chapter!
skyangle2004: lol, I'm glad that you liked the chappie and the dares, even if Tabby's was "gross". Yeah, Scott's reaction was classic, and I'm glad that you liked it. Thanks so much for reviewing and I really hope that you enjoy this chapter!
Electric Fire: I did love it, I was so happy when I read that, I was like "Awww, they like me!" lol. I was very flattered that you used my idea. I'm very happy that you love my fic, and I really hope you enjoy this chappie!
EviltwinAlix: ROFL, well I'm glad that I got it accurate with just my imagination, I don't know if that's scary or not... ANYWAY, lol, well I'm glad you and your boy toy had fun, but damn, the food would have been the best part of it! Gotta love what whipped cream and strawberry's can start up in your mind, oh the ideas! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lol, you'll just have to wait and see what they do my dear... but I definitely think you'll like it. Thanks so much for the review and enjoy the chappie!
SugarSweet11: lol, I understand completely about reading something and then having someone nag you to get off, lord, if I could only count how many times that's happened to me, but at least you we're able to review now, and that's what's important. Yeah, a scavenger hunt is actually a really good idea, and with WalMart think of all the possibilities we could come up with for them to get! Lol, thanks so much for the idea, and I hope that you enjoy the update!
Peace215: lol, yeah, I agree, in Evo verse, so s'all good, lol, specially if it's happening to Jean, MWAHAHAHAHA! Lol, yeah, people can be VERY persuasive sometimes, I should know, I'm one of those people, hehe. Yeah, that would be a good twist, but I don't know, if I did, it would be like, in the last chapter, because if I did it any earlier, then the Jott bashing wouldn't be as much fun, lol. Don't worry hun, better late then never is my motto, and I'm not gonna guilt trip you, because I've done the absolute same thing, lol. Sorry the update wasn't faster, but here it is, and I hope that you enjoy it!
WOO HOO! I'M NOT DEAD! I'm so sorry for the lateness of this, laziness definitely set in and I felt like doing absolutely nothing but read fics and watch TV, but I FINALLY felt the urge to update this fic for you guys! Oh, and I forgot to mention last chapter, the phrase that had the start by it, the "I'm so lesbian right now," that's from the movie the Hot Chick, really funny movie if you haven't seen it. Well, not too much rambling this time, all I want to say is thank you all for your reviews, you definitely know how to make an authoress feel loved! Hope you enjoy the last segment of Dare or Double Dare!
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue, period. This chapter is rated for visual content type stuff
Everyone waited and waited for Jean to get back, and when she finally did, she was dressed in layers of clothes and rubbing her arms, thinking that it would make her forget what she had just done. She glared at all of the participants in the room, especially Rogue and Wanda, seeing as they're the ones who gave her the dare and made her do the stuff she did. "My turn, now, let's see, Rogue, I know you've already gone, but Dare or Double Dare," Jean asked her. Rogue looked at her and raised her eyebrow.
"Let's see what ya got, Double Dare," Rogue said looking straight at Jean. Jean smiled.
"Ok, this is actually for you and Remy, now come here both of you," Jean commanded standing up and walking behind the infamous wall. Rogue got up off of Remy's lap and went behind the wall with Remy following her. A few minutes later Jean came back out front and sat down beside Scott. A few minutes later, when music started to play, Rogue stepped out wearing a very small pink halter-top and a small white mini skirt. She was also sporting a blonde wig and pink high heels. Remy came out sporting a white wife beater and jeans with a pair of sunglasses on top of his head. He looked at the audience and then back to Rogue as the music kept going. (We're going to say that whatever move's Rogue does for the chorus, shes gonna do that everytime she sings the chorus)
"Hiya Barbie," he said looking at Rogue.
"Hi Ken!" Rogue said very enthusiastically.
"Yo' wanna go fo' a rahde," he winked at her.
"Sure Ken!" Rogue said clapping her hands together with a big smile on her face.
"Jump in," Remy said and Rogue pretended to jump in the car. They both looked at the audience then Rogue started singing.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair," When Rogue said this, she had a brush in her hand and started brushing the blonde wig. "Undress me every where," she started to take off her clothes while still dancing. "Imagination life is your creation!" she said spreading her arms out to the audience. Everyone's jaw was dropped to the point of hitting the ground. Jean just started laughing hysterically. Then Remy looked at Rogue and smiled.
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!" Remy said and then bowed to Rogue.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination that is your creation." She did all the moves she had done before, except this time she was dancing around the stage doing it.
"I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your darling." Rogue pulled the back of the pink halter-top a little making it a little tighter and batting her eyelashes. Remy got on his knee and took her hand in his.
"You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky." He jumped up and Rogue kissed his cheek and touched his chest and threw her leg around his waist. Rogue took Remy's hand and put it on her side near her breast.
"You can touch, you can play, if you say "I'm always yours," uu-oohuh... I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic. you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination that is your creation." She looked at Remy and Remy looked at her while singing.
"Come on Barbie let's go Party," and then Rogue would counter back with "uu-oohuh," they did this four times before Rogue started singing something new.
"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please," she said while putting Remy's hands on her legs as he was pretending to make her walk. Then Rogue turned around and struck a pose like she was in a magazine. "I can act like a star," she then got on her knees, looking up at Remy (even though it probably looks like s VERY suggestive pose ;-)) "I can beg on my knees," Remy then helped her up and started singing his lines.
"Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party," Rogue pretended to jump in a car again while Remy moved his hand slowly up her leg. Kurt's eye's were bulging out, and if he wasn't tipsy and having Amanda nibbling his neck slightly, he probably would have flipped his lid.
"You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always
yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always
yours" Rogue sang as Remy's hand was rubbing up and down Rogue's side again.
"Come on Barbie, lets go party,"
"Uh- oh oh yeah,"
"Come on Barbie let's go Party,"
"Oooo oh oh, ooooo oh oh,"
"I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation."
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation." Rogue then looked at Remy with a huge smile on her face.
"Oh, I'm having so much fun!" Rogue said is a sickeningly sweet, peppy voice. Remy then looked at her seductively and smirked.
"Well Barbie, we're jus' getting' started," he winked at her again. Rogue threw her arms around Remy's neck and popped her foot in the air while laying her head on his shoulder.
"Oh I love you Ken!" she squealed as the song came to an end. Everyone stood there shocked. Kurt was thinking that his sister was completely out of her mind, Scott at there thinking that Rogue looked really good as a blonde. Jean caught that thought and glared and Scott. He just shrugged innocently. Rogue and Remy took their bows, Rogue grasping Remy's shoulder so she wouldn't fall down from her tipsiness. Everyone was howling with laughter, the girls' cat calling Remy and the guys whistling at Rogue. Remy helped her off the stage and they both sat back down, Rogue again sitting in Remy's lap.
"Rogue, have you ever thought of dying your hair blonde, because you looked REALLY hot!" Bobby stated, only to get smacked in the head by Jubilee. Rogue just smirked.
"Thanks Bobby, but Ah'm sitckin' ta mah natural hair color," Rogue said as she downed a shot of Jack Daniels. "Hmmm, Jube's, Dare o' Double Dare," Rogue asked Jubilee. Jubilee's head shot up and she grinned.
"Dare," was all she said. Rogue thought about it for a minute then snapped her fingers. She quickly got up and went to the pet section and came back with something behind her back.
"Bobby, you're gonna have ta help her with this dare," Rogue said as she motioned them to follow her behind the wall that's apparently getting more action then a whore in New York.
"WHAT!" everyone suddenly heard Bobby shout from behind the wall. A few minutes later Rogue returned to her previous position and waited. A few seconds later, Jubilee walked out, but there was something following her. Bobby was stripped down to his tighty whities, he was on all fours, and he had on a spiked dog collar. He was also being led around by Jubilee.
"Come on Fido, you still need to take your dump on Magneto's newspaper," Jubilee said in a singsong voice. Bobby just scowled and barked once. Everyone was on the floor in hysterics because they knew Bobby was like a little lost puppy when around Jubilee. After Jubilee had done her dare, Bobby quickly put his clothes back on and sat down with his arms crossed over his chest. Jean was still laughing.
"Well Bobby, we now know why it smells in your room all the time, are you litter trained?" Jean's eye's widened again. "I didn't say that! I swear! Damn it Rogue, stop doing that!" Jean glared at Rogue but Rogue did what Scott did and shrugged her shoulders innocently like she had no idea what Jean was talking about.
"You know what Jean, just shut the hell up, and, while you're at it -" Bobby suddenly put his hands together and formed something. He handed Jean a solid ice dildo. "Go shove that up your ass! Now you and your macho, military boyfriend will match!" (A/N I want to think my friend Alex for coming up with the sentence for me, Thanx hun!) Bobby said as glared at Jean. Jean was too shocked for words; no one had ever talked to her like that. Rogue, Wanda and Tabby all stood up, very tipsy might I add, and gave Bobby a standing ovation for what he had just said to Jean. Jubilee put her hand on Bobby's shoulder motioning for him to calm down. Just then, Logan appeared out of no where again.
"Sorry, we ran out of beer at home, and I figured I'd check in on your little monsters and grab some on my way," Logan said as he headed to the alcohol aisle. When he got back, he saw Jubilee grinning at him viciously. He raised his eyebrow and was about to leave when she stopped him.
"Hey, Logan, wanna play a quick game with us, I promise it won't take too long," she said and batted her eyelashes at him. Logan snarled and rolled his eyes.
"Fine, but it better not take too long or your ass is gonna be in the Danger Room till you graduate!" Logan threatened. Jubilee just smiled sweetly at him.
"Dare or Double Dare Logan," she asked him. He burrowed his eyebrows and looked at Jubilee like he was crazy.
"I thought it was Truth or Dare," he asked mildly confused, even though he really didn't care.
"We put a little spin on it," Jubilee said and smiled evilly. Logan just shook his head and muttered something about crazy teenagers.
"Dare I guess," he grunted and popped open a beer. Jubilee's smile became even more wicked and evil as she rubbed her hands together.
"I dare you to go over to the lobster tank, take out a live lobster, and put it down your pants for 2 minutes," Jubilee said on the verge of cackling. Logan spit his beer out, which got sprayed onto Pietro, who grimaced and quickly ran to through the boy section of clothing and to the bathroom to wash up, then he was back all in 5 seconds.
"You want me to WHAT!" Logan yelled as he slammed his beer bottle down.
"You heard me, I want you to do that, and if you don't, Your going to have to make out with Toad for 3 minutes," Jubilee said with delight. Logan visibly grimaced at the thought. He got up and slowly walked over to the lobster tank. He took the lid off and picked up one of the lobsters. He looked at Toad and grimaced again, before unzipping his jeans and putting the lobster in his pants. Within 3 seconds, Logan's eye's were bulging and he hollered as he felt the lobster moving around and pinch lightly at his manhood and balls. He tried not to jump around, but the lobster wouldn't settle down. He kept hollering and thanking god for his healing factor, but it still didn't help any. The lobster suddenly got frightened about something (probably how big Logan is, hehe ;-)) and pinched down hard on Logan's manhood. He let out a ferocious growl and started hopping around. All of the kids, even Scott and Jean, were rolling on the floor laughing. Everyone was shocked that the two were laughing, but that didn't change anything about the torture they were going to do to them later. After 3 minutes, Logan quickly stripped off his pants and boxers. The lobster crawled out of his pants and somehow scurried back to the tank and climbed in (It's a magic lobster!). All of the girls eyes were wide. All of the guy's eyes were closed in disgust.
"Ah don' think Ah've evah seen one that big," Rogue said shocked at how big Logan was.
"Wow, I know, I wonder what it's like to be screwed by that..." Tabitha said while eyeing him hungrily. Sure he was old, but he was hot for an old man. Logan looked at the girls gawking at him. His cheeks tinted pink lightly an he quickly grabbed his pants and boxers and CAREFULLY put them on because his manhood was still throbbing with pain. He glared at Jubilee and the rest of the girls and grabbed the beer and quickly left the same way he came, through a magic hole that appeared out of nowhere. The guys opened their eyes once he was gone, and the girls got their composure back.
"I'm tired of truth or dare, let's do something else that's fun!" Tabitha said as she stretched.
"Well, what were you thinking of?" Amanda asked as she ran her fingers through Kurt's hair and fur making him shiver with delight. Tabby's eyes glowed with mirth as she smiled. She walked over to Rogue and whispered something in her ear. Rogue started laughing, but managed to nod her head.
"Oh no, I don't like the look of that, don't do anything stupid like you've been doing! I can't believe that you all think this is fun!" Jean said as she stamped her foot on the ground. "If ANYONE ever finds out that I hang out with you guys, even if it's against my will, my perfect image will be ruined! I'll have sucked my teachers for nothing!" Jean cried. This caught everyone's attention. Jean looked around and realized her mistake. "I...I mean... Sucked up... to my teachers... yeah, I'll have sucked up to my teachers for nothing!" Jean said her face growing hotter and redder every time she talked. Scott looked at her.
"So that's why you get straight A's on every report card!" he cried and stood up. "You suck all of your teachers when you wont even do that to me! Your boyfriend!" Scott cried. All of the patrons looked at each other and broke out into a smile. Pietro quickly got up and ran to the food section where he got chips, popcorn, cookies, ice cream, and more alcohol, as well as soda and soft drinks. Everyone sat around watching the two fight.
"I don't suck them damn it! I suck up to them!" Jean cried her arms straight out at her sides.
"You just freakin' admitted that you did Jean! Has all our time together meant NOTHING to you! Think of all the times I just wanted a little tender love and care from you, and did you ever give me that, NO!" Scott yelled getting closer and into her face.
"Of course its meant something to me damn it! Yeah, I may suck on my teachers, but it's not MY fault your little four inch dick can't satisfy me! I mean, you can't even hit my gag reflex!" Jean hollered at the top of her lungs. Scott's mouth hung open and bobbed up and down like a fish out of water. Everyone became quiet and still, the next second they were all laughing and talking about the knowledge they had just found out, about Scott AND Jean. Scott just suddenly turned and walked away from Jean. "Oh my god, Scott, I'm so sorry, it's not your fault that your small!" Jean said as she quickly followed him away from the group. Everyone had to take deep breaths to calm themselves down, but it wasn't really working.
"Man, and here I like, thought Jean was just really smart!" Kitty exclaimed as she calmed down a little and drank a little bit of coke. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"So, what are we gonna do now," Jubilee asked. Rogue smirked and put her hands on her temples, a second later, all of the guys we're out cold on the floor. All the girls looked at them, then Rogue, then back to them.
"What did you do Rogue!" Amanda asked worriedly.
"Don't worry sugah, Ah just knocked 'em out," she said non-chalantly as Tabby disappeared and reappeared with two different color markers. One was black and the other was orange.
"What are the markers for Tabby?" Wanda asked.
"For our fun," was all she said.
"And what exactly is GOING to be our fun," Jubilee asked, sitting by Bobby poking him because it was fun.
"We're gonna have a race ya'll, two girls are gonna take a marker o' their choosin' an' we're gonna see who's faster at decoratin' th' boys... little ones," Rogue said smiling a little. All of the girls started giggling.
"So who are going to be the contestants," Tabitha asked as she looked at the group of girls. They all looked at each other. Kitty shook her head no that she just wanted to watch, as did Amanda. Wanda finally raised her hand along with Tabitha. Rogue was going to be the referee. While Rogue was telling the girls the rules, Kitty, Amanda and Jubilee set up all of the guys in a row and took off their pants and boxers. They stared at the row of guys and whistled.
"Looks like all of them have very nice packages," Jubilee said, her eye's lingering on Bobby. Kitty and Amanda agreed while eying their hunks of men.
Rogue Tabb and Wanda then walked up, Wanda having the black permanent marker, and Tabby having the orange. The other three girls stood back while Rogue walked down to the end of the line of guys. Tabby was going to be up first. Tabby took the cap off of her marker and got ready.
"Ok, th' rules are, ya hafta draw one picture an 3-5 words on each guy," Rogue said looking at Tabitha and Wanda. They both nodded. "When Ah blow this whistle, ya start Tabby," She said as she held a stopwatch in her hand and put a whistle in her mouth. She then blew the whistle. Tabby ran to the first guy, who just to happen to be Pietro. She smirked and started drawing on his stomach and his dick. She had drawn a tongue and an arrow on his stomach. The arrow was pointing down. She grasped Pietro in her hand and quickly wrote on his dick "Lick me Jean". Kitty Amanda and Jubilee were all jumping up and down and cheering. Tabitha quickly hurried with all of the other guys, drawing things ranging from the playboy bunny, to zoo animals. When she got to the end, Rogue stopped the watch. It had taken Tabitha 5 minutes and 47 seconds to write and draw something on all 9 guys. The girls congratulated her and Wanda took her position and was waiting for the whistle. When the whistle blew, Wanda took off. She knew exactly what she was going to do for all of the guys. She drew a big mirror on his length and wrote "Gods gift to women," on his stomach. She had drawn things that's she remembered each of the guys doing or something that matched their personality. When she got to the end of the line, Rogue stopped the stopwatch again.
"And th' winnah is Wanda with a tahme of 5 minutes an' 29 seconds," Rogue said to the girls as the guys started to wake up. They all looked down at themselves, and then to each other, and gasped in horror. They quickly got their clothes back on and glared at the girls.
"Wha' th' bloody hell did ya do that for sheila!" John hollered as he failed to notice the little mustache Wanda had drawn on his face for good measure.
"Because it was fun sweetie," Wanda walked up to him and threw her arms around him. "I always loved a man with a mustache anyway," she said seductively and kissed him passionately. John kissed back with a much passion as she did. Pietro then cleared his throat and glared at them.
"Will you two get a room please!" Pietro hollered at them.
"Whatever you say brother dear," Wanda said as she and John started to walk off, John's hand snaking his up Wanda's shirt right in front of Pietro.
"I WAS ONLY KIDING!" Pietro screamed. He wanted to gouge his eyes out at seeing his sister being so touchy feely in front of him. Wanda and John continued off into the girls' bathroom and locked the door. About 10 minutes and 13 mutants listening at the bathroom door later, they could hear heavy breathing and murmuring of names. Pietro was far far far away from the bathroom drinking a whole lot more trying to get the sounds out of his head. After 15 more minutes, the mutants had gotten bored and started looking around at various things. When John and Wanda finally came out, John had his shirt on backwards and his pants were on inside out. He had a gigantic smile on his face with lipstick all over his face. Wanda's clothes we're on backwards and inside out. She licked something off her lip and smiled with content. Pietro felt like curling up into a ball on the floor and crying his eyes out.
"Well, now that you two are done, how about a good ol' fashion game of Never Have I Ever!" Tabby said while looking at everyone. They all nodded in agreement with shouts of happiness as the prospect of learning dirty secrets and drinking a shit load more, while Pietro just simply whimpered, too scarred to speak right now. Jean and Scott came back hand in hand. They all went and grabbed their favorite type of candy or anything else they wanted for the game while Remy got the shot glasses. They all sat around in a circle.
"I'll start!"
And I am going to leave you contemplating who said that, lol. I really hope this chapter was worth the wait, laziness just totally overcame me as I said, and then school started and everything, and it just wasn't easy, lol. Anyway, I really really hope you all enjoyed the chapter, and don't forget to hit me up with a review! It helps my addiction!
