SC: Oh yeah! Who wants Toaster's?

Crowd: (Screams threats at SC while throwing random food)

SC: Ehh… (Runs away)

Disclaimer: WHY? WHY DO YOU ASK SUCH POINTLESS QUESTIONS? NO! I DON'T OWN IT!

A now fixed Chrono…I mean, the normal Chrono walked through the hallway leading up to Rosette's room as slowly as possible. …But soon he found a penny, yeah, a penny! You heard me! So he picked it up and stuffed it in his ear to spend it later on some fudge…

After his penny finding experience, Chrono stepped uneasily into Rosette's room, only to find the girl fast asleep.

Suddenly, Chrono started doing that one wavy thing with his arms and started singing horribly off tune songs, one in fact done by Black-Eyed-Peas and that SC is going to get flamed for putting it in this cursed story because Black-Eyed-Peas don't even exist yet in the timeline Rosette and Chrono are in and practically nobody likes them at all except for me, but I only like that one song that I'm about to put in this horrible story…

"Yo, you hear 'em sirens
I know you hear 'em
Don't get scared
It ain't five-o (naw)
That's the funk yo (yeah)
Don't act like you didn't know (hun)
It's just the way it goes (yeah)
When you messin' with the funk (yeah)
You bumpin' in the trunk (yeah)
You it's what you want (yeah)
So just bump, the bump, da-bump
Bump, bump, bump it up."

Chrono started doing the moon walk everywhere (Ceiling, walls, floor, windows, Horny Kate) and then started breaking down. While Chrono did whatever he was doing, Rosette started mumbling in her sleep…

" Cause when I hear music
I just lose it
I wanna do it, with you, you, you, you
And when I hear music
I get in too it
I wanna do it, with you, you
Awwwwwwwwww"

Chrono, completely oblivious of what she just said, suddenly was doing what DJ's do best.

"Puchu-bop-puchu…" Chrono sputtered for a couple of moments as he tried to figure out how DJ's make those weird noises that they make while they are stupidly scratching up a very expensive record and also because…DJ'S DON'T EXISTICE!

Sometime in the deep reaches of hell…Okay, Kansas City at 12:30.

"Tired, hungry…what was that other one…oh yeah! Thirsty!" A tired wanderer rasped out, carrying a big luggage case behind her. Strangely, the person (wherever she lives, I don't really know cause I don't really think that it's appropriate to ask my number one fan where she lives) was in the desert (and I don't think there's deserts in Missouri, I don't know, I haven't gone there…yet) in Kansas city, heading to Idaho, (yes, Idaho! The place famous for potatoes…my home.) in search of her number one fan listing author. (I have no clue why my number one fan would do this since I really am lying about living in Idaho, but we can just pretend that I live there…really, I'm really lying about that…)

"I WILL GO TO IDAHO! TO GET…a potatoes…BUT NOT JUST ANY POTATOE! NO! A POTATOE GIVEN TO ME FROM…MY NUMBER ONE AUTHOR!" The tired traveler laughed crazily and began to run through the desert at high speeds, passing by many confused truck drivers.

Any who, back at the Order.

Rosette was still sleeping (even though it is 3:37 pm exactly on a Sunday), Chrono is in her room somewhere (I can't find him because he ate the camera I labeled specifically for him called the "Chrono Cam" and now I can't risk using the "Rosette Cam" cause she'll kill me if I use it for him) and Horny Kate is somewhere in the cafeteria eating many, many Twinkies and repeating, "Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to Doobies, and Doobies lead to Twinkies."

Though, Rosette just woke up because she happened to be sleeping on Chrono…

"Bumpy, bumpy, stupid bumpy covers…" Rosette grumbled, lazily slamming her head onto the bed (Chrono) she laid on.

…following shortly a scream from Chrono.

…and then a scream from a very startled Rosette.

…and then a scream from Elder who happens to be in bed with Horny Kate…

Rosette and Chrono glance around the room and then at each other, and then to the penny still behind Chrono's ear…

Then Rosette broke the silence by saying, "I'm going to burn the hell out've some scented candles I have. Wanna come with me?"

Chrono nodded and the duo went under her bed and started giggling insanely like two retarded, blonde, preps in high school looking at Aion.

A puff of red smoke came out from on top of Rosette's bed and out came Aion in a Gene Simmons like appearance from the band KISS with his tongue hanging out and all the leather and chain material included.

"ARE YOU DISSING ME, SC? AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU!" Aion sobbed harshly, but soon noticed a very important detail about Rosette's room. "Alright, who's burning scented candles?"

Aion looked crazily around, but saw no sign of scented candles anywhere, "NO! I MUST FIND THE SCENTED CANDLES!"

He disappeared just as Rosette and Chrono appeared from underneath her bed.

SC: That's the end…

Chrono: What a…random chapter…

SC: I'll be getting to the points of things soon…and Master Twinkie's role in this whole ordeal will become clearer soon… All I have to say is keep reviewing me peoples and please tell me if you have typed any stories of yours that you would like me to read and to review!