SC: Sorry about how I said I'd be updating more in last chapter, but since I went on a much unexpected vacation, I couldn't help but not type my stories.

Chrono: Such a bad, bad updater…

Aion: She used to be a good updater! Three times a week she'd update!

SC: Until I got very busy…

Rosette: Hey! It's only been one week since you last updated! …I think…

SC: Thanks, I feel SO much better now…

Disclaimer: Killer headache, running for a bathroom, and stuck in a cramped car with my back screaming at me to stretch. Don't own Phantom of the Opera or Chrono Crusade. (Laughs evilly, but suddenly coughs out blood) Did I mention that I can possibly be suffering from a severe case of stupid cancer?

"Father Remington!"

No answer…

"Father!"

No answer...

"Remy?"

GOD DAMN IT! STILL NO FRIGGIN ANSWER! (This is me talking, not the stupid Horny Mother… Bad word, can't say it…)

"Cameron Diaz?"

Suddenly, a blonde haired man popped out of Horny Kate's coffee cup.

"I am the naturally good looking, with no artificial implants, Cameron Diaz! How may I bitch for you today?" Remington screeched out crazily while balancing a knife on his head.

Horny Kate calmly folded her hands over her desk while her feet busily scratched her head, "Father, may I please ask if you took your stupid cancer pills?"

(GOD DAMN IT AGAIN! THAT STUPID BITCH TOOK MY MADE UP CANCER CALLED STUPID CANCER!)

Horny Kate calmly ignores the hyped up stupid cancer filled author as she calmly waits for Remy's answer.

"…What was the question again?" Remington's stomach growled. Horny Kate raised an eyebrow.

SC: Sorry, guess I'm hungry too…please resume!

Remington poked his belly, "Totally cool!" Another thunder of laughter.

SC: Wait, did I forget to mention that my family and I are in the middle of the tornado state and thunder is currently enveloping my environment in which I own? I'm talking nonsense, I know…

Readers: FORGET YOU! RESUME THE (Enter severe phrases of bad words meaning that you guys are extremely pissed off and not currently laughing madly because I am slowly dieing in this small hell hole…) STORY!

SC: Okay…

Anyways, Remington laughed and Horny Kate thought Remy was seducing her and was just about to jump him until a very sad looking Rosette Christopher entered.

SC: Look at how I managed to put Rosette's full name without any damned spelling errors!

Readers: (Pitch forks ready)

SC: POTTY BREAK! (Runs)

Aion: (Promptly takes over the story while SC runs for her bladder's life)

Horny Kate remained frozen in air while Remy takes no interest in the horny mother at all and acknowledges Rosette kindly.

"Hello, Rosette!"

"Hi, Father…"

Remy shrieked and his face stretched out in a not very human like way, "Good God, Child! Where has your beautiful smile gone?"

Rosette sniffed and then suddenly collapsed in tears in Remy's lap, "Well… (Sniff, sniff. Blow of tissue)…Chrono's been missing for three whole days and I can't find him in his usual hiding can where you leave a penny and he scares the hell out of you by jumping on you and eating your brains out!"

Remy's eyebrow lifted, "Okay, then…"

Rosette sniffed again, "Oh where has my loveable little Chrono gone?" She wandered slowly out of the room after she carefully examined a crack in the ceiling and went off still searching for her soul bound demon.

Horny Kate suddenly gained back motion and resumed in raping Remington in a very scary manner.

Meanwhile in Meridian.

"All right then, explain more slowly this time…"

"Icameallthewayfrommyhometoseeyouandtogetyourautographandtohugyouandloveyouandtakeyouhomewithmetobemybestestfriend,inwhichicanstillloveandadoreyouandfeedyousmalllittlefortunecookies!"

"…I don't think that's slowly…"

A very confused author stood at her doorstep in her pajama's (gum stuck to her messy hair) and scratching her butt while a very exhausted looking Master Twinkie (who now has joined us Fanfiction writers as…crap I forgot her name again!) who was offering fortune cookies to her. (If you read that very long mixed together paragraph, you would know.)

"I'm your biggest fan!"

"See how simple that was? …wait…AHH!" The author screamed and rushed past the now joined fanfiction author and dove to the ground.

Master Twinkie, who got blown away some distance by a strange explosion that just momentarily happened, got back up to see Aion laughing crazily and flying away.

"That's the second time that bastard blew my house up! And I just got home too!" Pip (My current name in which I change very frequently) screamed, rummaging around in the dirt, apparently looking for something.

"Okay," Master Twinkie sweat dropped when Pip laughed while pulling out a rocket launcher.

"COME! WE MUST GO OUT FOR SOME OLD CLASSIC AION HUNTING!"

Master Twinkie was tragically being pulled away from the house by an insane fanfiction author to look for an anime character…

SC: Tragic, ain't it?

Master Twinkie: I don't know about this…

Meanwhile…

"CHRONO!" A rather desperate Rosette cried out, water surrounding the nun completely.

"I CRY RIVERS OF TEARS FOR YOU!" She shouted again.

"Have you missed me good, Monsieur's?" A soft voice cooed out.

Rosette looked around her, "There are no monsieur's here!" She screamed out right when a cold, clad hand rested on her shoulder.

It was Chrono wearing half a mask and in somewhat of an old modern day suit with a black cape attached to it.

His eye twitched as he spoke, "Where are all the Monsieur's?" He looked around wildly, his mask partly falling off, "Damn it! I need more glue!" Chrono started to fiddle around with it, once getting it to stay, he looked up but all he saw was the room passing by him as he was flying through the air from Rosette apparently smacking him.

Rosette withdrew her hand and glared at the now grounded Chrono, who is daze at the moment cause he just hit a wall with a picture of some bitch named Magdalene, "Where have you been, Chrono?"

Chrono flinched from Rosette's screaming before speaking, "Good Mademoiselle! Whatever makes you think my name is Chrono? For my name is Erik!"

(For those who don't know, in the book "The Phantom of the Opera," Erik is the name that the Phantom gave himself.)

"Really? Then who am I?" Rosette asked with no apparent reason.

Erik seemed to think about that before he found his answer, "Christine Daae!"

"Okay!"

Suddenly, Erik grabbed Christine and pulled her up close to his short, black body, "Come! I shall teach you music in which I do not know how to play with hope that you might get it!"

Christine looked confused for a moment, but then nodded.

Just as Erik was about to leave the area he found Christine in, a voice boomed out screaming, "CHIRSTINE! CHRISTINE!"

Erik almost dropped Christine as he whipped around to see whom was calling his lover's name, "Shit!" He regained Christine in his arms once he saw who was calling her.

Remington.

"NO! How many times do I have to say it! Raoul! My name is Raoul!"

SC: Sorry…

Raoul…

"Much better! …ERIK! HAND BACK MY BETHROLED!" He screamed out, waving his long golden locks.

"NEVER! SHE HAS GONE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN!"

"PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN!" Christine echoed.

Erik turned to Christine, "Don't do that again…that's my job."

"Sorry."

"DON'T SAY SORRY TO THAT MAN, CHRISTINE!"

"What the hell is going on here?"

Erik, Christine, and Raoul all turned to see Horny Kate with her hair up in a bun and her nun outfit gone.

"And who are you?" They all said in unison.

"Madame Giry!"

Behind her Azmaria stepped out and bowed, "And I'm her daughter Meg!"

Erik, Christine, and Raoul looked at each other before screaming and running.

Just then, behind both Meg and Madame Giry, a Spanish soprano singer named Carlotta started singing Margarita. Did I also say Carlotta had long red hair and had boobs that God never dreamed of making real? And also, her dress sucks.

A while later, Erik, Christine, and Raoul are all looking at each other in the now no longer the Magdalene Order but a Paris Opera House.

"I think we have our parts mixed up…" Erik mumbled.

"With who?" Christine asked.

"Raoul's part belongs to me!" Raoul cried out.

"Who says?" Erik snapped back.

"Because our names both start with R's!" Raoul shot out.

"He's got you there…" Christine mumbled.

"Well, if your Raoul, then I wonder who the two leaders of the Opera house is!" Erik shouted.

…To be continued?

SC: I think I kinda stole the idea from Master Twinkie on making a Phantom of the Opera story…but hey! Mine's stupid and her story will be great!

Aion: Your story's make no sense at all.

SC: My favorite character in the Phantom is Erik! He's hot if he kept his mask on!

Rosette: That's kinda rude…

SC: Hey, it's true!

Chrono: I like Raoul…

SC: Well, I bet you're the only one who does!

Chrono: We'll see in the reviews!