SC: Oh yeah! I'm updating! I'm updating! And I updated We're No Angels yesterday too! Such a great improvement!
Aion: Whatever…
SC: Anyways, Aion's in a bad mood (like usual), I'm kind of happy, and the cast is ready! So let's get started then!
Disclaimer: It's called fan fiction for a reason people…it's not like I sell any of this stuff… (Coughs vigorously)
WHERE WE LAST LEFT OFF!
Erik sighs heavily and pulls off his mask, throwing it in a corner whilst standing up lending Christine a hand to help her up, "I'm bored, who's up for a game of Ring-Aion's-Door-Bell-And-Run-Like-Hell-Before-He-Catches-You-And-Eats-You-For-Dinner?"
Raoul, now Remington, Christine, now Rosette, and Erik, now Chrono all raise their hands. Chrono instantly starts laughing.
"HA! MAJORITY RULES!"
"What?" Remington asked.
Chrono looked around, "Oh, never mind…"
In mere seconds, the trios are at Aion's bitch, I mean, beach house…
Chrono's still laughing while Rosette's got on a look that says 'You-know-I'm-a-Bad-Girl. Remington is in a fatal position crying softly to himself.
"Okay, it's ever man," Chrono's interrupted by Rosette, "what?"
"Every man?" She growls out slowly.
"Oh, ever woman for herself! Now let us draw hairs and whoever has the longest wins!"
"Where are we going to get hairs from?" Remington asks, now interested in Chrono and Rosette's conversation.
"Hmm…" Chrono looks hesitantly at Rosette, but she only scowls deeply at him, "Fine then!" The demon pulled hard on one of his precious purple hairs and managed three of them exactly.
"How…weird…" Remington mumbled.
Chrono looked at all three of the hairs and gave himself the shortest. Rosette then, copying Chrono, chose the medium and gave Remington the last one…which was the longest.
Remington looked down at the short hair in his hand, blinked, blinked again, and then threw a prissy fit, "NO FAIR!"
Chrono and Rosette grinned in that I'm-a-homicidal-maniac-and-you-can-bet-that-I'll-kill-you-without-hestation-though-I-don't-even-know-what-that-word-means look.
The Father shuddered, but gave up in the end as he stomped off angrily to the door of the beach house.
He rang the doorbell and stood there blankly.
Somewhere in Antarctica…
The weird, insane author stands utterly stumped in the freezing cold winds of Antarctica in shorts, flip flops, and a tang top with her loyal number one fan besides her.
"I think we lost him…" Calamity Jane mumbles in her ice cube like state.
"IF THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY! AND MY WAY IT IS OR THE HIGHWAY!" The author screams out, completely unfazed by the blistering cold.
"Whatever you say…"
Fire blazes deeply in SC's eyes, "DAMN YOU AION! YOU SHALL PAY! OH YES, YOU WILL PAY!" Any body who was at least five miles away from SC and Calamity Jane would've heard insane laughter.
Back to Aion's beach house…
Rosette gave out a soft cry, mumbling, "He's so brave!"
Chrono frowned, but then noticed a very important rule in Ring-Aion's-Door-Bell-And-Run-Like-Hell-Before-He-Catches-You-And-Eats-You-For-Dinner. Chrono then shouted, "RUN, FOREST, RUN!"
Remington turned around, just as Aion's door opened, "What in bloody hell are you talking about?"
There was a slight cough and Remington turned around to come face to face with…Remus Lupin!
"Hello!" The wizard grinned happily, despite his shaggy appearance.
Remington raised an eyebrow, "Who the hell are you?"
"…You're too cruel!" Remus Lupin sobbed, running back inside the house.
The priest shrugged and shut the door, "It's your turn, Rosette!"
Rosette huffed and hurried up to the door, ringing the door bell as soon as Remington got back down with Chrono. She too, did not run.
Chrono's eye twitched, "DOES NOBODY KNOW WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO IN Ring-Aion's-Door-Bell-And-Run-Like-Hell-Before-He-Catches-You-And-Eats-You-For-Dinner?"
Rosette grinned when the door opened and revealed…LORD VOLDERMART!
Aion: You're just obsessed with Harry Potter today, aren't you?
SC: Hey, as most of you know, the sixth book is coming out July 16th! I'm just preparing them all to get off their couch and go buy it!
Rosette's grin slowly slid off her face once the Dark Lord stepped towards her menacingly, "Uhh, sorry, wrong door!"
She quickly lunged at the door's handle and slammed it shut before hollering, "CHRONO! IT'S YOUR TURN!"
Chrono got up and walked past the shaken Rosette to the door, "Watch me get Harry Potter or something…"
Else where…
Scooby Doo and Fred are playing chess. Just then, Fred lost his King, "DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID NO GOOD MOTHER (I think you know why I just did this) DOG! YOU CAN GO TO HELL WITH YOUR STUPID CLUES TOO!"
Back at Aion's beach house…
He rang the doorbell and waited for at least thirty hours before someone finally came to the door, apparently it wasn't Remus Lupin, Lord Voldermart, or Harry Potter, but none other than Aion himself.
"DAMN BLOODY SALES PEOPLE! NOW I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR DINNER!" Aion lunged at Chrono and grabbed him with his mouth, the small demon boy screaming for help all the while.
"Maybe we should help him?" Remington suggested.
"Nah, he'll be fine! Let's go find Joshua," Rosette said, grabbing Remington and holding him high above her head while she ran up the steps of Aion's beach house and into the doors and past the creepy maid bitch and past a drunk Shader, Jenia, Vid, and Rizel singing the tunes to "American Woman," past a bunch of naked kids held in weird capsule thingy things while the now free Michael Jackson molests them, and finally to find Joshua sitting on the toilet in the highest tower of Notre Dame.
"…This isn't right…" mumbled a very confused Remington, who lost his sanity right when he saw MJ molesting the kids, when instead a Priest should've been doing that instead.
"JOSHUA! YOUR CONSTIPATION PROVES THAT YOU'RE ALIVE!" Rosette shrieked, dropping Remington (who started crying instantly) and hugged her straining brother.
"Hi…ERR…Rosette…" He rasped out.
Rosette grabbed her brother and held him above her head (toilet and all), grabbed Remington, ran back down the stairs of Notre Dame, ran past the bunches of naked kids being held in weird capsule thingy things while the now free MJ molested them, past the drunk Sinners singing a new tune "Lonely" done by Acon (I think), past the creepy maid bitch, and back to the still screaming Chrono trapped in Aion's jaws in which, Rosette pulled him out, said sorry to Aion and informed him that he can try eating Chrono some other time and ran all the way back to the Magdalene Order.
"JOSHUA! WE'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!" She cried out, hugging her now relieved brother.
"Yeah, I was---"
THE END!
…of the chapter…
Rosette: WHAT THE HELL?
SC: (Laughs like a homicidal maniac)
Rosette: Right when I found Joshua too, does this mean that I'm going to lose him again?
SC: Yep! And next chapter, we finally get on track with the old Toasters! And please take note that if any of you have a story of yours that you'd like me to read and review, please, please, please tell me! Cause I probably won't see it since I hardly ever read Chrono Crusade fan fics anymore. Sorry, not a really a social person…I think…READ AND REVIEW!