Hey guys, I know that when you saw this you thought it was a new chapter, but I just wanted to let you all know that I don't know when I'll be bale to post my next chapter, but I can tell you now, it's gonna be a doozy, but it requires questions, so if you all think of questions that are either funny/stupid stories, any embarrassing stories or any fetishes that a guy might have for any of the x men in my story and Warren, who gonna make a guest appeareance, that's for you coldqueen, then PLEASE leave a review with them. I'm also letting you guys know I'm uping the rating to R, because things are probably gonna get a little… yeah, lol, I'm sure you all know what I mean. Anyway, that's really all I have to say, but since doesn't like "chapters" being Authors Notes, your gonna get just a little tidbit that I came up with in school, lol, if you don't like it, s'all good.
"REMY! GET TH' HELL OUTTA MAH BATHROOM!" Rogue yelled as she stuck her head out of the shower curtain. Remy grinned as he held a video camera up.
"Smile chere," Remy said still grinning as he hit the record button.
"Remy, Ah swear to gawd that if ya don't get th' hell outta my bathroom right now, Ah'm gonna shove somethin' up your ass and ya will nevah beh able to get it out!" Rogue screamed as she threw a bar of soap at him. Remy dodged it and started laughing. Just then, he heard someone stomping down the hallway. He grinned at her and blew her a kiss.
"Remy b' seein' y' chere, if de Wolverine don' slice an' dice 'em first," he said as he made a quick exit out of the bathroom and down the hall in search of a hiding place. Rogue just rolled her eyes and finished her shower. She got out and wrapped a towel around her. She quickly went back to her room and changed. She dried her hair and applied some make up, then went downstairs to try and find Kitty. She looked in the living room and saw Kitty sitting on the couch with her arms crossed. She looked mad and was glaring daggers at the TV.
"What's wrong sugah?" Rogue asked as she sat down beside her friend.
"Oh, Piotr just gets me so frustrated! I like, TRY to be a good girlfriend and make him lunch, and he like, totally blew me off to work on his art, I mean, I totally get how's he's into painting and stuff, but like, does that mean he can't like, make a little time for his girlfriend?" Kitty asked looking at her friend. Rogue smirked.
"Come on Kit, Ah feel sorry for ya, an' Ah know what ya goin' through, so Ah'm gonna do somethin' that Ah would normally nevah do," she said as she grabbed Kitty's hand and dragged her up the stairs to their room. She locked the door, pulled out her personal DVD player and set it up on her bed. She then went over to Kitty's drawers and pulled out all of her nail polish and manicure set. She then walked over to her side of the room and opened up her closet and pulled out a big trunk full of Twix, Chips, Soda and various other candies. "Ah think weh should have a girls naght," Rogue said almost flinching, but didn't knowing this would cheer Kitty up. As she had thought, Kitty did break out into a grin and jumped up and down.
"I know the PERFECT movie we can like, watch," Kitty said running downstairs quickly and coming up with "The Hot Chick". Rogue looked at it and smiled a very very very tine smile.
"All raght Kit, pop it in an get ovah here an' do mah nails," Rogue said as she had quickly changed into her PJ's and sat down on her beanbag chair. Both she and Kitty had gotten beanbag chairs for their room. Kitty's was pink with "Cutie" written on it in purple letters, where Rogue was a dark emerald/forest green, with the word "Bitch" on it in black. (a/n hehe, I've always wanted one of those). Kitty quickly put the DVD in and hit play and then went over to where Rogue was. She grabbed a bottle of metallic green nail polish and grabbed Rogue hand and started to paint it. The girls watched the movie intently, laughing at almost every other scene, especially when Rob Schneider was shaving his body. When the movie was finished two hours later, the girls were laughing, well, Kitty was laughing while Rogue was chuckling, together.
"I so know what we should do now!" Kitty said happily looking at her nails that were painted pink with a kitten sticker on the middle finger nail and the pinky nail. Rogue just looked at her and raised an eyebrow. "Let's dish out stories about what Remy and Piotr have done!" Kitty said, grinning widely. Rogue actually laughed this time and nodded her head.
"Ah remember one tahme when Remy an' Ah went to th' fair togetha, an' Ah wanted to go on this one rahde, but he said there was no way in hell he would go on it, so Ah dragged him to th' line anyway. When it was our turn Ah thought he'd beh fahne. It turned out that he passed out in the middle of th' rahde an' Ah had to haul his ass back to th' car," Rogue said, remembering how that was one of their first dates. Kitty couldn't contain her laughter as she held her sides. A few seconds later after she regained her breath she spoke.
"That was like, hilarious, but I think I have one to totally top it," she said. "On mine and Piotr's first date, he had this totally romantic evening planned out. Candle lit dinner in a gazebo like, on the beach, sparkling champagne that I'm pretty sure Remy totally helped him get, and he even had the gazebo like, specially made to have a glass roof so we could totally gaze up at the stars while we ate," she said. Rogue looked at her.
"Yeah suagh, that sounds lahke a HORRIBLE date," she sai sarcastically.
"I'm like, not done yet, anyway, we were on our way there when we were like, pulled over by a cop. It seems that Piotr had lke, totally forgotten to change his tags, so after the cop gave him the ticket, we finally made it to the beach, only to find that the gazebo was filled with termites," Kitty said laughing. "Lets just say, the dtae was a complete bust, but we still had a goo time being with each other," she said smiling at the memory. Rogue chuckled softly.
"Yeah, that definitely counts as a bad date," she said as she popped a few peanut butter M&Ms into her mouth. Just then, There was a knock on the door. Rogue got up to get it and saw that Piotr and Remy were standing there.
"Bonjour chere, le chat, Petey an' Remy got somtin' t' say t' ya," he said as he let Piotr go first.
"Katya, I am truly sorry that I did not pay attention to you when you brought me lunch, but I was very busy working on this," he said as he showed the girls a painting he had done of Kitty and Rogue sitting together by the pool laughing. "It was going to be a birthday present for you Katya, and I was going to make another one for Rogue," he said. Kitty took the painting and looked at it. She then set it down carefully and jumped Piotr wrapping her legs around him and kissing him hard on the mouth. He fully returned the kiss and picked her up. He headed them off to his room. Rogue and Remy watched them from down the hall.
"Well, Ah guess that we'll have to finish our girls naght anotah tahme," she said grinning a little bit. Remy came from behind her and wrapped his arms around her and nuzzeled her neck through her hair.
"Remy b' sorry to chere, 'e didn't mean t' sneak inta d' bat'room while y' were takin' y' showah," he said. Rogue just grinned and shook her head.
"Yes ya did sugah, don't trah (try) lyin' to meh," she said as she turned around and grinned at him.
"Oui, Remy did mean t', bu' it was onleh s' 'e could see y'," he said grinning back at her and pulled out a thin scarf. He placed it over her lips and kissed her through the sheer material. She grinned and kissed him back, pushing him back into her room nad shutting the door locking, not wanting anyone to come in.
Ok, so it's not the most original idea in the world, but it was just something I started thinking about in English, what Piotr and Remy's most embarrassing stories would be and them sharing it, I don't know why, but oh well, lol. Anyway, yeah, it was off the story plot COMPLETELY, but I hope ya'll enjoyed it anyway. Don't forget to leave your reviews if you think up any questions that any of the characters can ask that includes male fetishes, Funny/embarrassing stories or stupid stories of rmeh, THANKS!