Part 2

"...And she would go on and on how he could last for hours at a time. He was excellent in foreplay, I guess. I tried getting him in the shack after they broke up, but he didn't seem interested..."

Toby stared at the television screen open-mouthed as this woman spoke. He had no idea who she was. He took a bite out of his sandwich when they finally broke off from the interview. He hardly swallowed when another face lit the screen.

"...He was the best lover I ever had. He really knows how to please a woman. No wonder Helen stayed with him for three years. He was so good, and I didn't care that he screamed out the wrong name when he climaxed..."

Toby dropped the rest of his sandwich in his lap and quickly stood up. He ran out into the Bullpen and saw that every screen was tuned to the channel. He groaned inwardly.

"...He'd come almost six times a night. He amazed me with his stability..."

Toby looked around and saw that everyone was staring at him. The men glared, the women smiled. He tried to figure out an escape route when Annabeth skipped in. She winked at him and continued on to her office. This was going to be a very long day.

"Hey Toby." Kate walked in and stood next to him, eyeing the television screen. "Six times, huh?"

"How the hell..." Toby shook his head, ignoring her last comment. "I dated her when I was in my freshman year of college."

"News works fast when it has a good story." Kate shrugged.

"This isn't a good story. It's a stupid story." Toby finally met her stare. "What?"

"You do realize they will have every person you ever slept with interviewed before the end of the day, right?"

"Why?

"Sex sells." Kate patted his chest and left.

"...He was a tiger in bed..."

"I don't even know this person!" Toby snapped and pointed to the screen.

"Excellent." Cliff passed by, giving Toby a thumbs-up again.

CJ walked in and eyed Toby. She could tell he was about to explode. She'd feel sorry for him if he had told her about this sooner.

"Josh called. The Congressman is using this mornings photo of you as darting practice." She smiled as she looked up at the screen. The new woman that just came on, CJ recognized. "Julie looks good in her old age."

"Stop enjoying this." Toby walked back into his office and slammed the door. CJ noticed Toby had his office blinds down and she couldn't see anything in his office.

CJ turned to leave and ran into Helen Santos.

"Mrs. Santos?" CJ asked, wide-eyed. "I thought..."

"I'm not going to deal with my husband having another temper tantrum. I need to talk with Toby." She walked passed CJ and knocked on Toby's office door.

"Should I stay?" CJ asked.

"Why?" Helen questioned. Before she could get an answer, the door opened.

"Hey." Toby said. His face finally softened for the first time that day, CJ noticed.

"Hey yourself." Helen smiled. "Can we talk?"

"Come in." Toby moved out of the way and allowed Helen to walk in. He looked at CJ once again before shutting the door lightly.

"I don't like this." CJ mumbled. Just then, Annabeth skipped out of her office and placed some papers on Bonnie's desk. Before she could turn around, CJ grabbed her arm and yanked her into her office.

"Hi CJ." Annabeth waved while CJ shoved her to the ground. "Anything I can help you with?"

"Shut up." CJ went over to the desk, grabbed the glass of water that was there, then got on her knees and crawled over to Annabeth. She tossed the water on the ground, and pushed the end of it against the wall that separated the office from Toby's.

"Isn't this a bit childish?" Annabeth asked.

"Shut up and look through the window. Tell me what they're doing." CJ demanded as she strained to hear through the water glass. Annabeth got in her knees and peered through the glass.

Toby's Office

"You look good." Toby smiled while he leaned back against his desk. Helen had sat down on his couch. "You're going to make a lovely First Lady."

"Stop flirting."

"It's my nature." He smirked. "What's up?"

"I've been watching the news. You were Mr. Popularity back in the day." She smiled as his uneasiness. "I bet CJ Cregg is thanking God she isn't Press Secretary anymore."

"I don't even know half the women that are being interviewed."

"Maybe you were drunk?"

"Drunk or not, I would never forget someone after I slept with them." He said seriously. "At least the women trying to get their 15-minutes of fame aren't saying I sucked in bed."

"You never sucked in bed, Toby...Well, you literally did suck in bed, but not in a bad way." She blushed.

"Now who's flirting?" He smiled.

"I like to tease."

"I remember." He winked.

Annabeth's Office

"That sadistic son of a..."

"She's blushing at something." Annabeth interrupted her. "What did he say?"

"Ummm...didn't hear." CJ lied.

"Look at his body language. This is what I was trying to get him to do for the press. I didn't think he had it in him. He looks hot."

"Never say that." CJ ordered. "He's Toby."

"He's Hot Toby."

"He's my Toby!" She snapped. She leaned back after realizing what she just said. "I meant..."

"I know what you meant." Annabeth laughed. "Your secret is safe with me."

"Hey Annabeth..." Donna opened the office door and slammed Annabeth against the wall. Donna quickly entered. CJ grabbed her shirt and pulled her down.

"Shut up." CJ ordered and tried to listenwith the glass again. "Help Annabeth look."

"Nice to see you too." Donna mumbled sarcastically. "What are we looking at?"

"Toby and Helen Santos." Annabeth gathered herself together again and helped Donna move up to peer through the glass. "Look at the body language."

"He looks like he's going to pounce on her." Donna whispered. "He looks kinda hot."

"Don't let CJ hear you say that." Annabeth whispered back.

"Why?"

"Trust me."

Toby's Office

"Is Matt pissed?" Toby asked.

"He wanted to know why I didn't tell him about you."

"And you said..."

"I told him it was before him, and it didn't seem important to bring up. He knew I was in love with someone in College, but I never gave that someone a name. Today, that someone got a name." She smiled at him shyly. "What about the President?"

"I don't think he's in love with me." Toby dead-panned.

She laughed and stood up.

Annabeth's Office

"Ohhh, she's standing up." Annabeth mentioned.

"She's walking over to him." Donna chimed in.

"What?" CJ dropped the glass and shoved both women to get a look. "What is she doing?"

"I think she's playing with his tie." Donna whispered. "Look, he's smiling."

"I know that smile." Annabeth mentioned. "That's his 'I'm cute' smile."

"What is she saying?" CJ moaned.

"You were the one with the glass." Donna mentioned. "Here, I'll translate." She said, grabbing the water glass.

Toby's Office

"Are you ever curious about what might have happened between us?" Helen asked, twirling his tie around.

"No. I know what would have happened." He whispered.

"What?"

"I would have married you."

Annabeth's Office

"I can't hear anything. I think they're whispering." Donna said, trying desperately to hear anything through the water glass against the wall. "Was that a moan?"

"Oh...my...God..." Annabeth and CJ said together.

"Screw this." Donna looked at the water glass before moving up to see through the window. "Wow."

"Is that tongue?" Annabeth asked.

"I think so. Or a shadow. Why is it so damn dark in his office?" Donna offered. "What do you think CJ?"

"I'm going to kill him." She whispered.

"They're stopping!" Annabeth pointed. "She's resting her forehead against his."

"They both look sad." Donna mentioned. "Wait. She's talking again!" Donna reached for the glass.

Toby's Office

"You'll always be my first love." Helen whispered while kissing his cheek. "But we can't do this."

"I know."

"I love Matt."

"I know."

"And you love CJ."

"I know."

Annabeth's Office

"What did they say?" Annabeth asked for the third time. Donna was sitting there, in shock.

"Donna!" CJ smacked Donna upside the head. "What the hell is the matter with her?" CJ looked over at Annabeth.

"Maybe you killed her. Could you have smacked her any harder?" Annabeth crawled over to Donna to help snap her out of her trance.

CJ quickly moved away from the glass when Helen walked out of Toby's office. She pretended to play with a pen on Annabeth's desk until Helen was out of sight. She looked down at Donna.

"Well?"

"I didn't hear anything." Donna stood and straightened her clothes.

"Don't lie to me. What did they say?" CJ ordered. Just then, Josh opened the door.

He looked around. Annabeth was still sitting on the floor looking up at Donna. Donna was busy fixing her clothes. And CJ was glaring at the both of them, looking flushed. They all three looked over at Josh.

"Did I miss some sort of special meeting?" He smirked.

"Special meeting?" Annabeth questioned.

"Orgy." Josh shrugged.

"God Josh!" CJ slapped his chest and stormed out.

"What?" Josh acted hurt.

"Well, you called it Josh." Donna nodded. "You missed one giant orgy."

"Really." He smirked, noticing her sarcasm and deciding to play along. "Were you all thinking about me?"

"Actually." Annabeth stood and smiled. "We were all thinking about Toby."

TBC