House of Super Smash Brothers

(Mickey is at the front entrance of the House of Mouse with Minnie)

Mickey-Minnie, can you host the show while I'll go and buy some mousetraps?

Minnie-But you're a mouse!

Mickey-I know, but still I can't stand those fuckers!

Minnie- And about the show, no one there.

Mickey- Oh no! This is worse than when I got rape by the faggot Jack Sparrow! Why they're not coming?

Minnie- Well the Super Smash Brothers is opening a club. The club has strip dancers, Make out rooms, a 50-meter plasma TV, and a dance floor

Mickey- it won't last two weeks tops.

(Browser is at the entrance of House of Super Smash Brothers club to make sure everyone pays up. Obi-Wan Kenobi is in line ready to get in)

Browser- Whoa! Hold it! Wait a minute! You have to pay up or get out!

(Obi-Wan Kenobi takes off hood)

Obi-Wan Kenobi- (using a Jedi Mind trick) you don't need any of my money.

Browser- Dog, that is so 1977. Now pay up!

Obi-Wan Kenobi- FINE!

(He pulls out a stack of credit cards and money)

Obi-Wan Kenobi- Do you accept Visa or Master card?

Browser- Visa Bitch!

(Obi-Wan Kenobi pays him and enters. When he enters he finds George Lucas with his hand out)

George- Pay up!

Obi-Wan Kenobi- Why!

George- because you used on of my lines!

Obi-Wan Kenobi- That License shit right there!

(He pays him. Samus is seating everyone and walks past Master chief)

Master chief- Hey baby! How about you and me go and put the bread in the oven.

Samus- (Giggles) Oh you!

(They go in the nearest make out room)

Master chief- Oh O! Does anyone have a can opener?

(Everyone is seated. Mario walks on the stage)

Mario- Hey its me! Mario! The Italian stereotype! Anyway we have a great show for you tonight! And all the gays out there, Luigi is doing a strip show on the first floor.

(Jack Sparrow, Tingle, Captain Hook, and Hercules got up)

Jack Sparrow, Tingle, Captain Hook, and Hercules- "I have to go to the bathroom!"

Mario- Anyway I hope you enjoy the show! Have a great night!

Thanks for reading and stay in tuned for the next story in the House of Super Smash Brothers: Link in a underground race!