No, Rock'n'Roll Bitch. This isn't a movie for Robin and Starfire. The last chapter was just a joke. But now I'm gonna take it a step further...ok, I'm gonna make this a game. Before every chapter, I'll put TT characters in a parody of video games, TV shows, movies, ANYTHING! If you can guess what they are every chapter, I'll be happy. You get nothing, but hey, I'll be happy. Everything above the line of 'T' is fake. It has NO RELAVENCE to the real story.
And action!
"ROOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBIIIIIINNN!" Liquid Robin (Robin with white hair) yelled as a giant T-Rex Robot opened its mouth with him inside it.
"Liquid Robin?" Solid Robin asked to no one as he saw his brother. He and the Robot fought. Suddenly, Cyborg jumped out of nowhere and began to help fight the Robot.
"Hey Rob, check it out! I'm a ninja!"
"Freakin sweet!" The two Robins yelled in unison.
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Chapter 4: Reunion
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Robin's eyes cracked open. He had taken off his armor, so he could sleep easier, and Cyborg had slept in a bed on the other side of the room. Robin got up and quickly dressed himself in his armor, and left the inn. The sun was only a sliver up, but it provided enough light for someone to see Robin, so he needed to be fast. Robin had decided to ditch Cyborg so he could complete his mission easier. But he had left him a note:
Stone…I've been lying to you the entire time. My name is Robin. I must leave now to complete my mission. I actually work for Slade. I will not tell you of my mission, but please, the second you wake up, leave! You must leave soon; for I am sure people will naturally blame all of this on you. I don't want to see you get hurt, so just leave quickly! Someday, Slade will be killed, and I WILL find you once I gain my freedom. You're the first friend I have ever had. Stay out of trouble.
Robin.
Robin looked around the town. It was still slightly in shambles from long ago… he could remember it like yesterday…
Robin as a young boy ran around with his little short sword. He was always playing with one his friends that lived inside the castle. His friend was a servant, and always wore the same thing: a green tunic, a snug hat, brown pants, and brown boots. He would always tell Robin about how mean and terrible the princesses were. Robin would always laugh, and tell his friend how terrible it was on the outside of the walls. They would argue about who had it worse. Then, eventually, they would talk about how great their parent's were, and would get into a 'my dad could beat up your dad' talk.
Then one day…Slade came. He came with no mercy, and destroyed everything, everyone. His friend, the servant boy, was actually the first one to get killed. Robin had only noticed the fireball that was thrown over the side of the wall too late. Robin saw the fireball make a direct hit on his friend. He heard him scream in pain…and then nothing. A guard ran to Robin, and grabbed him by the arm. He explained that they needed every person with fighting experience outside, now! He threw Robin outside the walls, and the door was closed behind him.
Robin ran right and left, killing people that were attacking the castle. But it was no use. There were too many, and Robin was eventually captured. Robin asked Slade if his parents were still alive, but Slade told him that he had made sure they died.
Robin awoke from his memory and ran to the armor shop. He needed to change his armor. Someone would recognize his armor, and know that he had come into town with Stone. Then they would have even more reason to blame him. Robin didn't want that. He also hoped that Stone would heed his note.
Robin walked into the armor shop. "Hello."
"How ya doin?" The shop keep was polishing a shining piece of armor. Robin took out a slab of the leg grieves and showed it to the keeper. The keeper gasped. "You a Slade man?"
"Yes, so you WILL show me your finest things, and give me a hefty discount." The keeper nodded. He did a small salute to show he was indeed in on 'Slades Big Plan' that included having good armor across the world cheap for his workers. Robin nodded as the keeper lead him into a smaller room. The type of armor in there was amazing.
"How much money you have? I'll fix ya up accordingly."
"5 gold pieces…and 20 silver pieces."
"Ah, a poor man I see… Well, I'll see what I can do." Robin saw him shuffle off into the darkness of the small room. He heard him mumble about underwear and about back protection. The keeper then walked out. He was holding black leather pants, a pair of assassin shoes, and a long black cape.
"That's it?"
"Actually, you'll have to trade me that breastplate too."
"ARE YOUR KIDDING!"
"Alright, I see you don't understand the magical properties of these items. The cape makes you invaluable to damage no matter how big or strong. That means magic, swords, clubs, everything. As long as it is covering the part of the body that is hit. And as you can see, as long as you aren't moving, it covers every part of your body except your head and your feet. Also, if you crouch, there is enough of it to cover your head and your feet. With your skills, you'll be invincible Robin!" He already knew everything about Robin, because of a report he had gotten from Slade. He knew everything about all of Slades assassins.
"Alright, I like the cape…what about the shoes?"
"Give the command 'no sound' and you will literally make no sounds. You could scream at the top of your lungs, and no one would hear it, unless you wanted them too."
"The pants?"
"Increase your run speed by about 60 miles per hour."
"Wow."
"Yeah."
"Alright. You do understand that if this armor doesn't stand up to your word, Slade will kill you, right?"
"I would never screw Slade over."
"Right then. Here's my breastplate…" Robin took off the breastplate. "And my money" Robin handed him his coins.
"Thanks ya." The keeper gave Robin all his desired pieces of armor. "Also, on those pants, there are special leg grieve slots, so you can wear your leg grieves along with the pants." Robin nodded in understanding.
Robin walked out of the shop with the cape covering him like a cloak. He now had an all black outfit, and had pants and shoes. Sadly, his stomach was even more exposed that it was before, but he could get new chest armor at a different time. Robin then reached into one of his belt pouches and pulled out the black sack, and put it over his head, completing the outfit. If it were dark out, Robin would be invisible, but it was morning, so he just looked like a freak show. Luckily, no one wanted to be up so early in the morning, so while he didn't have the cover of darkness, he had the cover of grogginess.
Robin stood still for a moment; his cape blew in the wind. If anyone had been watching, they would have called the guards on this easily noticeable assassin. Every inch of him was covered in dark leather material. Then he was off like a bullet, running down the street at nearly 70 miles per hour, and he was only jogging. Robin smiled as he saw things fly past him. He then saw the 20-foot high guard wall. Robin jumped up, and left two large footprints about halfway up the wall. Then he ran up to the top. He stopped and took in the castle.
Right below the wall was a moat, probably with something in it that would eat Robin alive. The castle was huge and marvelous. Sheet white, and made out of small stones, it obviously was cleaned frequently. Most of the land outside was covered in the finest grass he had ever seen, but there was a patch in the rear that looked as though it held every type of flower known to anything. It had to be the most spectacular thing Robin had ever had the blessing to witness. The castle stood tall and proud, and Robin was NOT likening the idea of having to climb it, but hey, would can ya do? Robin sighed and jumped off the wall, and over the moat as easy as a bird would have flown over it.
"No sound." Robin ran through the castle grounds. Robin reached the castle itself and slowly began to climb it.
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"AH! Nothing is going to attack this patch of crap!" Beastboy screamed to his small friend.
"Grow?" Silky questioned.
"Precisely!"
"Hourgump!"
"I GOT IT SILKY!" Beastboy yelled, standing up and falling out of his tree. Silky soon jumped off onto his chest. "Let's you and me ditch this place!"
"Gehorgum?"
"No way will we get in trouble! (CoughsortaCough). Come on." Beastboy started to walk out of the forest.
"HEHORMGEUMFLAFLY!"
"I AM listening to you! I just don't think staying here for F-O-R-E-V-E-R sounds like that much fun!"
"Jemuh"
"I know, I know. I was exaggerating. Come on or I'm leaving you behind." Silky grumbled but complied.
"Heumonsofondodliked." Silky grumbled under his breath.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MUM?"
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Robin slowly made his way up the castle wall. He was already sweating and he had only made it a quarter up. Robin looked over his shoulder and saw that the sun was already fully off the horizon, which was bad. He needed to get this over with quickly. Maybe he should've waited till nightfall, but it was too late now. If he didn't find the princess and dispose of her soon, Robin would surly face a fate MUCH worse than death…telling Slade of his failure…
Robin huffed as he grabbed another piece of stone a sliver out of place with the others, and pulled himself up. "Better put it into high gear."
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Raven slowly made her way into another town, probably full of more pain for her. She had tried to find necromancers all over the place, but the other civilians had killed off most of them. She walked into town and opened her book.
"Search for necromancers…" She told her book. The book flew into the air a little and mysterious wind flew from it. It blew back her cloak revealing her black leotard and her pale skin. (Yes, I think Raven is the only one who still wears her 'superhero' uniform from the show.) The search came up negative. One of the villagers noticed these strange happenings.'
"Hey…a necromancer! She's come to destroy the town!" The villager yelled in a heavy British accent. He grabbed another guy sitting beside him and shook him. "Eh Tim! Look! There's a necromancer preparing to lay waste to our town! Let's get er!" They both stood up.
Needless to say, poor little Raven was chased out of town. And how.
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Robin was sweating quite profusely when he reached the second balcony up. He jumped up and looked around. The room was a light shade of gold, and had pink spread across the bed. As Robin stood on the balcony, he would've guessed that the gold coloring was probably REAL gold. Robin could only see half the room though. The other half was covered up by silk pink cloth that covered the other half of the arch that made the doorway to the room. Robin was gazing at the room itself when, through the curtain, he saw a silhouette of a beautiful girl.
She sang a wondrous tune, and danced with a perfect twist in her hips. The song she sang was about young love, and something about how the perfect prince would someday rescue an 'unwanted by all' princess. She seemed to be rubbing her head as she moved. She slowly made her way to the un-curtained half of the arch.
"Oh yeah, this is going to be a weird birthday."
STAR-STAR-STAR-STAR-STAR (10 minutes from the present.)
Starfire walked down the halls of the grandest castle in all the plain. She was proud to live here, and yet…
"Hello, dearest sister…" She still always wanted to get away.
"Hello! How are you today Blackfire?" Starfire gave a large smile and a little wave to her sibling.
"Great. Just great. Hey sis, I've heard rumors…"
"Please, Blackfire, do not torment me with the rumors you hear on the outside about how terrible I am…" Starfire cut her off sadly. Though she didn't know why, it seemed that everyone on the outside of the castle thought she was a terrible person, and didn't deserve to be the ruler before Blackfire. This was even more troublesome, seeing as how her parents had never let her leave the castle walls. She had been home schooled, and (even though she didn't know this) she was her parent's favorite. Because of this, her parents had never let her leave, for fear of her being assassinated.
"No, no sister! This is good news! Rumor has it, a man from another kingdom has decided to see if he wants you to be his bride!"
"Truly?" Starfire asked, her eyes sparkling with hope.
"Would I lie to my own sister?"
Starfire smiled widely. "You never have before!" What's really sad is that Starfire really believed it. Feh, her not ever lying was a crock of bullshi-
"Great! Then you better get up to your room and wash up!" Blackfire said happily, rudely cutting off the narrator. She knew that if Starfire was in her room, taking a shower, then the assassin would have plenty of time to destroy her. Starfire always took a very short shower, but would stand on her balcony for hours pondering afterwards. And the guards knew better to barge in of her. She would always do this ritual naked. It made her feel free, and she could spread her beautiful wings with absolutely no resistance. (Remember, Star has wings. Thus, she can fly. She doesn't fly like she does in the show. Ya know, with no propulsion or anything.)
"I will!" Starfire ran happily to her room. She was always a hopeless romantic, and her sister knew that, and played on it. She had guessed that the assassin would climb the wall, and she was totally right. She knew that he would stop at the balconies, and that Starfire's balcony was the second one up. That would give him just enough time to get to Starfire, and enough time to get out. The plan would work perfect. Or so she thought…
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Robin quickly made himself scarce, and did a back flip off the balcony. He made sure to grab the edge so, if someone looked hard enough, they would see his fingers, but still a fairly good hiding spot. Robin, however, suddenly did not think it was a great idea. He was hanging by his fingertips, VERY high up. Robin swallowed his fear, and did a pull up to see if this was indeed his target.
He saw the slim figure dance and spin, until it was completely revealed. COMPLETELY revealed. Princess Starfire, in all her magnificent glory, stood bare in front of him. She continued to dry her hair from her shower. Robin stared at her luscious…
Then she stopped drying her hair, and ripped the towel away, leaving Robin only enough time to drop back down to his hanging position. Starfire slowly made her way to the balcony railing, and leaned against it. She spread her wings, and closed her eyes to the wind. Robin took this chance, and slowly moved his hands back and forth, making his way slightly left of Starfire. He then climbed back onto the balcony and was about to draw his sword to slay the beautiful princess, but something caught his eye.
Now, to this day, people debate. Some say it was a malfunction in his shoes, some say it was gas. But weather it was his shoes or his gas, Robin stood…eyeing her ass. Robin then did something…he wished was a joke. He reached out a hand…and gave it a poke. (The Grinch Who Stole Christmas!)
Robin smiled and thought "Oh, soft."
Starfire gasped in surprise, and covered her bottom. She then turned to Robin, and blushed heavily. She then realized that her butt was the least of her worries. She covered her front in her wings.
"I…are…um…" She seemed to think for a second. Robin nearly screamed when he realized what he had done. Oh yeah, Slade was going to kill him.
"Err…sorry!" Robin put up his hands in defense. "I um…I err…me!" Robin blushed slightly, but still managed to keep his dignity. Yeah, that's a laugh.
"It…is alright…" Starfire smiled. "You think…I am pretty?"
"WHAT! Uh, I mean, yeah! Err, no! You're beautiful! (Damn. Slade's really going to kill me. Hitting on the target.)" Robin scratched the back of his head and gave a cheesy smile.
"You really think so!" Starfire was ecstatic. This was the first time anyone had ever called her beautiful. In actuality, no one had ever complemented her. She was beautiful, but Blackfire had 'convinced' the entire castle to never complement her, and when her parents did, she just thought they were being nice. Low self-esteem does that to you. She was the type of girl that stood in front of the mirror and wished she was as pretty as her older sister.
"Yeah!" Robin said. By this time he had pretty much forgotten his mission. Suddenly, time stopped, and everything turned dark. Slade walked up to him.
"Robin…may I ask what it is you are doing?"
"…"
"I see…"
"…"
"Robin…do not betray me. You KNOW what I can do."
"…"
"Robin…kidnap her. Do not take her on a date."
"…"
"Take your sword, and knock her out using the blunt side."
"I know how to knock someone out with--"
"DON'T BACK TALK ME!"
"…"
"Take her to X."
"Yes sir."
"Alright."
Robin jumped back into reality, and in a moment, time began again. Robin looked slightly confused toward Starfire. She giggled.
"Why are you wearing that mask?" She smiled at him. It was a smile that made him feel like everything else in the world didn't matter. It took away his fear of Slade, and forget he was an orphan. Robin did not, however, smile back.
"I…I have to kill you." Robin seemed to choke on his words. Starfire gasped. That gasp nearly made him cry.
"You…are not serious?" Starfire was not as strong as Robin was when it came to holding back tears. She was letting them flow freely. She made no sound though. Robin couldn't take it. He hugged her, and she buried her head into his chest.
"I…I am." Robin now cried too. It seemed like he had known her for years.
"But…but…you have to take me away from all of this! You…you have to love me…" Starfire had been waiting for this moment nearly all her life. A man to call her beautiful. A man that would fall in love with her nearly instantly. And now, when that moment finally came…it wasn't a prince. It wasn't a noble hero. It was an assassin.
"I…I really wish I could. I…"
"Then please do it! Take me away!" She pushed him away. "Help me leave here!" Robin bowed his head. Her request did not land on deaf ears…it landed on unable ones.
"…" Robin wanted to puke. Within five minuets of knowing his target, he was in love with her. This was like Romeo and Juliet, and from the way it was going, it would probably have the same ending…
"Please…at least let me see you face."
Robin stood still for a moment, and then removed his mask. His long black hair fell to his shoulder, and his handsome face was clean-shaven, as was all of Slades assassins.
"Oh my god…" Starfire breathed… "…R-…Richard?"
Robin tensed up. He hadn't heard that name in so long… "How do you know my name?" Robin asked in amazement. Suddenly the guards burst into the room. They had heard Starfire and a man talking. Robin pulled out his katana.
"He has taken arms! Attack!" All the guards ran towards Robin. Robin raised his sword to cleave the first guard in half, but stopped. Everyone stopped. The guards, without a word, turned and ran. Robin stood, dumbfounded.
"Richard! Lookout!"
Robin was even more confused. Then he looked at his sword. It was glowing red, and was making a long beep sound. Then fire came from the tip, and it exploded. Everything went dark again.
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Robin woke up, but couldn't open his eyes. He heard two voices, one of them was Starfire, but Robin didn't recognize the other.
Robin heard Starfire speak. "Yes, I am sure it is Richard."
"How?"
"I saw his face before the explosion."
"…Hm…what was he doing on your balcony?"
"He had come to kill me."
"Dick! Never! I think you must be mistaken!"
"I know I am not. He asked me how I knew his name."
"Did you tell him?"
"I did not have enough time."
"I see…"
"After further inspection of his armor, I have come to believe he is working for Slade…"
"Dick? How could you…?"
"Ryand'r, you remember many years ago…when Richard disappeared?"
"Yeah?"
"Maybe he was captured by Slade! Maybe he's been forced to work for him!
"You think? Wow…if your right…Ah man…poor Robin!"
Then, out of a sudden burst of happiness, Robin heard Starfire shout, "I believe Richard is beginning to wake! He is ok!"