Hagane no Neko
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, nor do I own any of it's characters.
Summary: Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. RoyEd
Last Chapter: Edward barges into the home of a mad man alchemist during the middle of a transmutation. The alchemist was transmuting on a cat, but our dear Fullmetal falls on the circle, and transforms into a human-cat! He has to live with a certain Colonel to stay out of danger, and also earns the new nickname 'Full Neko.'
NOTE: No, Ed's skin is not covered in fur. Only his tail and cat ears. There. Oh, and I also know how Ed is going to change back, but you'll have to read that when I update more.
Transmutation Two
Saturday: Living With the Taisa
Edward yawned aloud, and stretched until his muscles got comfortable. He scratched the side of his face, and turned over in sleep. He felt someone's arm drape over his waist, and someone softly breathing in his face. The alchemist opened an eye, and saw something black and soft-looking. He opened both eyes, and saw a face, eyes closed.
The teen jumped, suddenly remembering that he had to stay at the colonel's 'house' to stay out of danger.
Ed was too deep in thought not to notice a hand reaching out behind the top of his head, and caressing his cat ears. The alchemist purred.
"Good morning, Full Neko." Roy mumbled, snuggling his nose into Edward's hair. "you're so soft. . ." Ed turned a bright shade of red, noticing that the colonel was still half-asleep. Once again, Roy started to pet his neko ears.
"T-Taisa! That's enough, okay?" the blond said, managing to shove the man away. The colonel grumbled, and turned over on the bed.
"It's not my fault I love cute, snuggly thi. . ." wait. He needed to reword that. Cute? Did he just say cute to Fullmetal? Fullmetal was NOT supposed to hear that!
Roy sighed, and sat up in the bed. He scratched the back of his head as he got up, and got ready to walk out of the room.
"Today's Saturday, right?" the colonel asked himself, only loud enough for Ed to hear. He sighed again. "usually, I would go out to eat because I hate cooking." he looked over to the neko boy. "what about you? Can you cook?" The blond shook his head. The bell suddenly rang. Who was brave anough to come over this early in the morning?
Roy looked at his clock, to see that it wasn't the time he thought it would be. It was nine o'clock.
The man rushed out of the room and down the stairs; Ed held back a laugh, seeing how funny it looked when the colonel was tripping on his own feet.
Roy opened the door, blue pajamas with little clouds and all. Riza was at the door, with some groceries.
"Good morning, Mustang-Taisa." she said, walking into the mansion without waiting. "I know you are horrible at cooking, and I do not want Major Elric to die of food poisoning, so I decided to come over and cook." Roy grumbled, and walked back upstairs to get changed. He made Ed wait outside, so the young neko boy decided to check out what was going on in the kitchen.
"Oh, good morning, Lieutenant!" he greeted, when he saw Riza at the stove.
"Please, we aren't at the office." the woman put on a kind smile. "just call me Riza." The boy blinked.
"Well, then! Just call me whatever you please!" he said with a happy grin.
"All right. I'm almost finished. Call the colonel for me, would you, Neko-Chan?" Riza asked.
"All right! I'm on it!" Edward dashed out of the room, and suddenly stopped. "Neko-Chan?"
"Thanks for the breakfast, Riza!" Edward waved after they had all finished eating. Riza waved back at him, before walking off. Roy sat in the living room, drinking his coffee, and reading the newspaper.
A few minutes later. . .
Edward paced around the room; his tail swishing in the air. He felt restless. He wanted to do something.
"Hey, Baka Taisa!" he called over to Roy, who didn't look like he was doing anything at all. The man looked up. "I'm bored. Don't we have anything good to do around here?"
"Well. . ." the raven haired man put his hand to his chin. "first of all, all of the alchemy books I have are surely ones you have read, since there are also copies of them in the library. My magazines are too inappropriate for you. The television hasn't even been invented yet. I doubt you would even want to look at the pictures of Elicia that Hughes forced me to borrow. . ." he went through all of the options that he thought of. Then, an idea came to his mind.
"Stay here for a second." Roy got up from the couch, and walked upstairs to the bedroom. Ed waited.
After a while, Roy came back with something pink in his hands. Something pink, and soft.
"Eh. . .what's that?" Ed asked.
"A yarn ball." the colonel answered, tossing it up and down. He threw it over to the blond, who caught it, and then eyed it.
"What do you think I am? A cat?" he snapped. Roy sat back down on the couch and picked up the newspaper.
"Exactly, Full Neko." the man licked his thumb and turned the page.
A few minutes later. . .
Something smacked the back of his head. Roy winced, and looked at the ground, where the yarn ball lay. He glared over to Ed's direction, the neko boy looking around while whistling, pretending he didn't do anything wrong.
"What?" the teen asked when Roy would look away. He set the morning paper down, and got up. He walked over to Ed, and placed a hand on his head.
"Eh, Taisa?" the blond asked in confusion. "wh-what are you doing?" he twitched when Roy put a hand on both of Ed's cat ears.
"Punishing you." the raven haired man answered with a smirk. He always wanted to do this.
The man started to caress the soft fur, making Edward purr. Roy smirked even more, once he saw the boy had let his guard down.
"You. . .aah. . .call this. . .uuuhhh. . .punish. . .ment?" the teen asked with his eyes closed.
"No, but I think I would call this punishment." Roy quickly grabbed the boy and hugged him, freaking Edward out. The raven haired man's smirk suddenly transformed into a smile.
"You're so SOFT and WARM!" he squealed.
"T-TAISAAAAAA?" Edward twitched with his mouth hanging open. The man wasn't kidding when he liked cute and snuggly things. The boy lost his balance, and fell back, taking Roy along with him.
A few seconds after that, they found themselves in an awkward position.
"T-T-Tai. . .sa?" Ed asked, trying to get the heavier body off of him. Roy didn't move.
"What, Ed?" he asked. The younger alchemist blushed. The colonel had just called him by his first name. Not only that, but a shorter version of it! INCREDIBLE!
"Would you PLEASE get off. . . my tail is getting squished. . ."
"Nonsense, Edward." Roy looked up to him, with a smirk. "it's right here." he played with the furry tail that was laying beside the boy (not that it was chopped off or anything).
"At least stop DOING that. . ." Ed sighed. What did he do to deserve this?
Well, besides launching a ball of yarn at the back of Mustang's head.
"Taisa. . ." the blond said. ". . .I'll do anything just to get you off. . ."
"Equivalent Trade, huh?" Roy said, with a strange tone in his voice.
Oh. . .shit. . . Ed thought. He figured that was the wrong thing to say. He used all of his strength to shove the older man off of him, and jumped up to run away. Roy grabbed the teen by the legs, who fell to the floor face first. He felt the raven haired man crawl up on top of him on his back
"You'd do anything. . .huh?" he asked. Someone suddenly barged into the house.
"Hey, Roy! I heard that Edward had. . .oh my. . ." Ed and Roy looked back at the door, and saw Hughes with a smirk.
"Lieutenant Colonel! It's not what you think!" Ed squeaked.
"Oh, I knew you two would confess your feelings sooner or later!" the man with the glasses nodded to himself. "don't worry, I won't tell." before he walked outside and slammed the door, he added, "HAVE FUN, YOU TWO!.!.!" followed by a laugh of someone who had gone completely insane.
"How many times have I told that man to knock before coming in?" Roy growled. He looked over to a blushing neko Ed, sighed, and stood up.
"Come on," he helped the teen stand. He pat the boy on the head behind the ears, and walked over to the couch to read the paper.
Edward decided to take a nap, so he walked upstairs into the bedroom, where he curled up on the bed like a cat, and fell asleep.
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