Hagane no Neko

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, nor do I own any of it's characters.Summary: Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. RoyEd

Last Chapter: Al calls Ed, and then Roy decides to play a little prank. When Ed quickly hangs up on his brother, he gets all mad and stuff. . . yeah, and Roy put catnip in Ed's coffee.

Note: Yes, I know this fic has little to nothing of a plot, but really. I do have lots of things going on in the next chapters, and stuff, so bear with me. Also, I completely spaced out that Ed was a chimera from my head! Yeah, well... I do know how he's going to change back, but it's not going to be through transmutation. And it has NOTHING to do with Roy! Okay. And yes, I know Roy isn't the kinda guy to like small, furry things, but in this fic, he does. Which is cute.

OH YEAH! For those who have been wanting me to update my Hidden from the Truth fic, I have come to a decision...

I SHALL CONTINUE IT! -everyone claps-

Transmutation Five

Monday PT 1: Day Off

Roy put on a large smile as he hung up the phone. Ed looked up, lightly touching his own forehead from what had happened the day before. (the catnip)

"What are you so flippin' happy about?" he asked in annoyance.

"It seems Hawkeye has everything under control at the office, and she said I have to stay home to take care of you, just in case you decide to run away." Roy answered. The younger alchemist sighed.

"It's not like I will." he said.

"Oh, that's what you're wanting me to think." Roy smirked.

"Whatever." Edward looked away. "listen, I have a headache, so if you'll just excuse me, I'll go take a nap upstairs so I won't be disturbed." he stood up, and walked away.

Ed settled himself on Roy's bed. It was so soft, and comfy, and smelled of Roy's heavenly scent. . .

Wait. Where the hell did that thought come from?

Ouch. . . Ed winced as the thinking made his headache worse. He decided to put everything off until he got his nap.

After a few minutes, Ed was suddenly shaken awake by the door being slammed open.

"FUUUUUULLLLL NEKOOOOO!" Roy boomed in a loud voice. He paused, to see Ed hissing at him, then wincing at the sting of pain in his head.

"What do you want now?" the boy grumbled.

". . . . . . . . ." Roy stood there in thought. Ed raised an eyebrow and lay back down.

"If you got nothing to say, then hurry up and get out." he said.

"But. . . it's just so boring all by myself downstairs!"

"Too bad!" Ed snapped.

"Oh, come on, Chibi Neko-Chan!"

"I said no. . ." the blond clamped his mouth shut. Chibi Neko-Chan? Now that's going too far!

Edward lunged at the older man, growling, snarling; whatever sounds an angry cat could make. Roy jumped back, with wide eyes, and prepared to run out of the room and shut the door, but as he began to run, Ed grabbed one of his legs and the man fell down face first. Edward climbed onto Roy's back, forgetting about his headache.

"Now I'm pissed. . ." the teen whispered in the older man's ear. ". . .I'll shove that name up your ass!"

"Will you?" Roy looked behind him at Ed, reaching back and grabbing onto the boy's tail. "are you sure you can reach my ass, I mean, you are pretty short. . ." The blond roared, but then Roy yanked a bit on the tail. Ed squeaked and settled down.

"That's better." the man smirked. "now, get off my back, so I can yell at you." Ed didn't move. "or. . .I'll just yank more on your tail. . ." the neko boy quickly moved, and sat on his legs, getting ready to get yelled at by his superior for no reason. Okay, maybe some reason, but still. The man had his tail as hostage!

Roy leaned down on one leg, staring at the boy in the face. The blond quickly shut his eyes, letting his frightened cat state take over. Instead of getting yelled at, he felt something press against his lips. Ed opened his eyes, and found Roy, oh so close to his face.

The neko boy turned red, and his eyes widened once the raven haired man pulled away with a smirk.

"You said you were going to yell at me." Ed managed to say. He struggled to regain his brain.

"I lied. I would, but you're just too cute to even abuse." As in, beating. The perverted older man mentally added.

The younger alchemist blinked a bit.

"You know what?"

"Huh."

"You just stole my first kiss. A guy just stole my first kiss. The Baka Taisa just stole my first kiss. A person I hate just stole my. . ." Ed was cut off when Roy placed a finger on his lips.

"Glad to be of some use." he said, smiling. The neko boy was silent, and then fell back into the carpet.

"My head hurts. . ." he said in a daze. Roy chuckled and stood up.

"I'm making some tea. It'll help with that headache." he walked away, leaving Ed laying on the ground.

Ow. I have a headache. Review. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.