Hagane no Neko

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, nor do I own any of it's characters. I do own my lips, because I have never kissed anyone in my life (unless you count family members). The fact that I can write it so detailed comes from the reason that I read it in a lot of fanfics.

Summary: Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. RoyEd

Last Chapter: Ed gets a headache and takes a nap. Later, he earns another name: Chibi Neko-Chan. To save himself, Roy yanks on Ed's tail. Then after that Ed is afraid that the colonel is going to yell at him, so he closes his eyes. Last, Roy steals the teen's first kiss.

Japanese: For those who don't know much Japanese, ecchi is perverted. Taisa is colonel, neko is cat, baka is, what I though is stupid or idiot, but I was just scanning the Japanese/English dictionary and it said that it was the other English word for donkey, chibi is short/pipsqueak/mini. There.

Transmutation Six

Monday PT 2: Day Off

Ed layed on his back on the carpet, still a light shade of red. His thought were scrambled, and whenever he tried to think back to what had just happened, his brain would mess him up even more. The colonel. . . of all the people he knew. . . stole his first kiss.

And damn it if he doesn't pay him the money for stealing!

The boy heard someone walk up to him, and saw Roy with a cup of tea. Ed sat up and took the cup, drinking it, feeling at least some of his headache fade away. He stopped drinking to blush at the older man, who was watching him.

"Can you. . . just stop doing that?" the boy asked in annoyance. "I mean, people need their privacy, too!" Roy let out a chuckle.

"You're just bothered." he said.

"Hell I am!" Ed turned even redder. "the fact that I've been. . . been violated!" he clutched at his chest and looked away, trying to put on a sniffle. "never in my life have I known that you, of all people, could think that way about me, of all people!"

"You got it." Roy smirked, and lay on his back on the carpet, his hands behind his head. The neko boy twitched, and choked. He wanted to make the colonel embarrassed, but what had he done? He encouraged him.

"You old perv. . ." Edward mumbled.

"What was that, Chibi Neko-Chan?" Roy asked, looking over to him.

"Nothing, Ecchi Baka Taisa." the younger boy grumbled. The raven haired man chuckled again, and watched as Ed set his cup of tea down onto the floor. After seeing that it kept it's balance, Roy grabbed the younger boy, and shoved him into the ground, and leaned over him.

"Wh-what are you doing?" Ed asked in shock.

"Now, now. No need to be afraid, Chibi Neko-Chan." Roy grinned. "you know you want some more of this. . ." he leaned down closer to the boy's face and kissed him, different than before, a little bit rougher. Ed opened his mouth for breath, only letting Roy think he was letting him have an entrance to slip in his tongue. The neko boy finally gave in.

The two finally broke apart, and gasped for air. Roy licked his lips.

"You know. . ." he said. ". . . for a cat, you sure taste wonderfully delicious." Edward's face was flushed, and he looked away, still lying on the ground.

"Don't think I am just another one of those women you can screw. . ." he said. Roy looked a bit hurt.

"What do you mean?" he asked. "I've never. . . the only thing I've ever done was kiss a woman." the younger alchemist was silent.

"So. . . you've never. . . slept with anyone?"

"Of course not, Full Neko." Roy got up, and scratched the back of his head.

"Would you PLEASE stop calling me that. . ." Edward grumbled.

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"Yeah. . . okay. . . uh-huh. . . see you tomorrow." Roy said, before he hung up the phone that night. Edward lay on the couch, hands behind his head. His cat ears perked up, and up he sat.

"What was that all about?" he asked, whiskers twitching.

"I have to go to a military meeting tomorrow." Roy answered, sitting down beside the neko boy. "what about you? Can you take care of yourself alone?"

"Of course I can!" Ed snapped. "I'm not a child."

"But you're my responsibility." the older man said with a frown. The neko boy looked away and sighed.

"I know. . ." he mumbled. Roy pat his head softly and got up.

"I'm going to bed now. When you're ready to sleep, don't hesitate to come in." he said, before walking away.

After he left, Edward rubbed his nose.

"I didn't realize how touchy-feely that guy has been since I moved in!" he said to himself.

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