Ok here is me Kate once again cause Fynn has gone to a gig ! Lucky for some. This second chapter is brought to you by Gothic frog designs. Gothic frog designs is a new innovative business selling only hand made craft items such as cards, bookmarks and now tops ! Have a look at warning we have gone a little crazy with this chapter but its still fun so we hope you enjoy. Hopefully more to come from us crazy two.

"Yeah!" replied the stranger " I don't travel with out protection." With that, Janet promptly screamed and fainted again!

"Oh Janet " said Brad who then shoved her off the bed and attacked the stranger with kisses. Brad failed miserably at this, mainly because when he had stripped he had removed his glasses, and attacked without seeing the stranger.

"Well Brad if id have known you loved the sheets that much then I would have left you to it"

"But I don't understand I'm SUPER BRAD I can't miss "

"Super Brad! My hero!" said Janet, fluttering her eyelashes as she came round.

"Oh Janet" he said holding her in his arms trying to get away with the fact he pushed her off. This time, the stranger stepped forward and started to stroke brad's behind.

"Do you mind? We were having a moment here" says brad...indicating to Janet. Whispering "I don't want no trouble with the missus"

"FINE" shouted the stranger pouting who turned on his heels and left the room. Moments later they herd some more people come up the stairs. Janet, (who was getting bored of fainting ) decided that the best thing to do would be to scream. So she did, and all the people rushed faster to see what all the fuss was about.

Through the door in burst your mum!

That's right reader, this story was written just for you! Because your mum asked us to this is all your getting for christmas this year so you better enjoy it! Yeah, and we know what's in that bag under your bed as well, so you better keep reading you naughty minx you! Anyway..back to the situation...

"Mum!" screamed Brad and Janet "We can explain!"

"YOU BETTER EXPLAIN CHILD!" Mum shouted, hitting Brad with her handbag.

"well mum I was out shopping for... fruit yeah fruit mum then I came home and started to clean the house. Like you told me to mum. When this strange man knocked me out fastened me to a chair and forced me in to Janet's underwear. And that's the truth mum. Honest mum it is!"

" Where's the fruit I'm feeling peckish" said Janet, missing the point spectacularly.

Brad gave her a sharp nudge and mum gave Brad a knowing stare you know the one that she gave you when it was you who ate all the chocolate only 10 times worse!

Then brad gave a "I'm your perfect son" smile and your mum melted because that's what mum's do.

"At least you're eating all the fruit instead of all the chocolate - you're a healthy mummies boy!" said your mum hugging Brad in the mum arms.

" I know mum. Was there anything particular that you came around for?"

"Just to ask if you needed any washing done" and saying so she scooped up all of brad's male clothes and promptly left again.

(by the way she made a lot of noise on the way in , just to fool you into thinking it was a crowd on the stairs) not that i forgot that (well everyone knows mums are loud)

"Well Brad what do we do now?" ask Janet.

Back to the bumpety bump thought brad hopefully. "you decide dear" he said out loud.

"Lets go shopping" she replied dragging Brad down to the high street. Skillfully they ended up outside that same fateful Ann Summers shop - along with the saucy stranger that got off with Brad before.

"Let's go in" suggested the stranger.

"OK" shouted Brad who didn't need telling more than once and he ran into the store.

"Come on Janet "said the stranger "we need to make it up to you remember "

So in went the trio and luckily brad didn't have to use the honeymoon excuse this time, because it was a different lady behind the counter.

Janet went straight to the boring white pants/surprised? (Your mum wouldn't be)

The stranger went of with Brad to the sparkly black and red section and started to hold up what they liked to show each other.

Gasp said your mum, even though she wasn't there. (Legally we have to mention her 50 times or more or we don't get paid for this Christmas present)

"Mum!" cried Brad "stop gasping mum. Mum you need to breath normally" (how many we at?) (Not sure)

Mum began to behave like a normal mum and stopped being unmum like and more breathy and mum-ish (think that'll do it?) (26 so far)

Just as they had decided what to buy , and Janet had picked sum up for mum in walked your mum again.

"What are you doing in Ann summers mum?" asked Brad, quickly dropping the fancy thong that he was holding behind his back.

"Ann summers? I thought this was marks and spencers" replied mum.

"Oh mum you are silly aren't you (no offense please still pay us. Leve the cash under the park bench at noon) Come on mum well buy what we need here and then take you to the mum mum shop shop of all mums in the mum world ok mum?"

"Indeed" replied mum, then mum went off merrily in her mum like way.

"M(mum)mmmmmmm" this underwear looks tasty said the stranger to Brad.

"hummmum" it sure does he replied.

"Hey what's the deal with all the mums ? Have the writers gone mum mad?" asked the stranger.

"Maybe they have dear, but as long as you get lots of sexy action i dont think it matters! "

And with that they took mum swiftly to M&S, then went back to the bedroom with Janet in tow.

"Now were did we get to?" asked Brad begging for action knowing that his mum was out shopping.

Ah well you see, its up to the reader now, as its their present. We could just wriggle into underwear while their deciding? Yeah sounds good what do you think Kate? Yep lets go for that so tell us what to write (anything at all youve seen how mad we are) and well have fun untill we know what you want next and with that, we close the chapter! Closes chapter (mum) Mummy mummy mum oh mum mum mum mum ! Almost there!" shouted mum

"MUM, STOP MUM MUM MUM ING ABOUT SO WE CAN FINISH THE CHAPTER MUM!" yelled Fynn n Kate in unison.

"Go to your rooms you bad girls" your mum, shouted at us. Well tell her that's were we were going anyway so: p !

In fact Kate, I have to go make pasta now mumm muumm pasta.

Ok byeee. So I once again I get the last words. Hope you've enjoyed this mad chapter. We did go a little of plot but hey more to come. I wonder if I can get the knights of the round table in … ( BTW 64 mums in total not counting that one so tell her we need paying!)