Hagane no Neko

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Summary: Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. RoyEd

Note: Thanks Xeora for telling me I had a Disclaimer in the middle of this chapter! (I kinda figured there was something wrong with it, but. . .yeah)

Transmutation Eight

Tuesday PT 2: How Nice

Ed and Roy sat at the table in the kitchen at lunch. They both quietly ate the rice and noodles without making any sign of talking soon. The neko boy stopped eating for a few minutes.

"Al came over to visit." he said. Roy looked up with eyes that said 'Is that so?'

". . .and I thought he was in Resembool?" the man asked, setting down his food.

"Well, after he called, and after that little prank you set on me, he came over to check up on me." Edward sent a small glare to the colonel.

". . .what did he do. . .?" Roy asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Let's just say that he was a Demon Suit of Armor." the teen answered, continuing to eat his noodles.

"Is that so?" the raven haired man looked over to the livingroom. "I was wondering why there were little burn marks on my clean, expensive carpet. . ." Ed choked on his food.

I was hoping he wouldn't notice. . . he thought.

"What else did you do when I was gone?" Roy smirked. "I notice that some of the kitty toys were scattered about on my bedroom floor. . ." the young blond not only choked, but also started coughing.

"You really are a cat after all. . ."

"N-no!" Ed squeaked. "what else was I gonna do while I was by myself? It was boring!"

"Whatever." Roy began eating some of his rice. The neko boy groaned, and rolled his eyes.

"Baka Taisa. . ." he mumbled.

"Hm? What was that?"

"Nothin'."

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Ed lay on the couch once more, his head hanging off the edge where the legs were supposed to be, while his legs were sticking up on the part where the head was supposed to be. It felt stranged laying upside down.

Roy carried some laundry from his bedroom, walking down the stairs, seeing Ed in the funny position, shrugged it off, and went to the laundry room.

Ed actually fell asleep in that position, but then woke up feeling someone touch his neko ears. The teen opened his eyes to see Roy grinning evilly.

The neko boy didn't really know what was going on, because he was half asleep, but when he was completely awake, he twitched.

"Did I mention you're adorable, Edo-kun. . .?" Roy asked, evil grin transforming into a lovable smile.

"Erm. . ." Ed found himself placed lying on the couch, instead of hanging upside down like before. Roy crawled over on top of him, smile changing into smirk. This was bad.

"T-Taisa!" Edward said, noticing the older man had his arms pinned against his own, and the teen's legs were also pinned by Roy's. The raven haired man leaned down to the boy's face.

It's like he's possessed! But he's not! Ed thought to himself. He suddenly let out a snort, and snickered. . . .possessed. Probably has been!

Ed thought to himself. He suddenly let out a snort, and snickered.

Roy stopped, and looked at the teen in confusion.

"What's so funny?" he asked. Ed wasn't able to answer; his snickering transformed into laughter at the 'possessed' thought. Roy raised an eyebrow, and got off the couch. He sighed as Ed kept laughing, which was kind of hilarious within itself, and Roy walked into the kitchen.

He looked in a cupboard for a glass, and grabbed one, and began to fill it with cold water. The man walked back into the livingroom with the glass of water, and stood before the couch. Edward had no clue he was there, from laughing.

Roy held the glass above the teen's head, and slowly tipped it over. Who cares if he got the couch and carpet wet? He'd just blame it on Ed, and that the boy had laughed so hard, he peed his pants.

Roy tipped the glass slowly. . . slowly. . .Ah, heck with this! Roy yelled in his mind, dumping the cold, cold water onto Ed. The neko boy stopped laughing to let out a surprised gasp. His clothing was the only thing that got most of the freezing H2O, while the carpet and couch received very little.

"What did you do that for!.?" he yelled in anger. He blinked as he saw Roy with the empty glass.

"To make you stop that insane laughing." the older man answered with a smirk. They stared at each other for a few seconds, before Roy jumped at the boy, hugging the life out of the drowned. . . cat.

"YOU'RE SO CUTE!.!.!.!"

"ACK! Letgoletgoletgo!" Ed breathed out.

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