Hagane no Neko

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, nor do I own any of it's characters.

Summary: Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. RoyEd

Note to Reviewers: Oh, gosh. . . You guys rock. -hands everyone plushies, cookies, and other goodies- Seriously. I never knew so many people would love Rei XD.

And about that split personality question about threatening to commit suicide. . . I have no clue XD

Transmutation Twelve

Thursday: Stay Away PT 1

After a night of meaningless dreams, such as Roy dead, and a dog staring into complete nothingness, Ed managed to wake up and smell the coffee. Literally. The strong aroma reached his updated cat nose, and he decided to go downstairs and see what's for breakfast.

Wait. . . Roy couldn't cook.

The neko boy blinked, and went into the kitchen, and saw a Roy look-alike standing at the stove, humming a happy tune to himself while flipping some pancakes. The person looked back, and to Ed's shock, he remembered that Rei stayed the night.

"Good morning, Neko-Chan," the older teenager smiled. "did you sleep well?" the blond saw an evil glint flash across his dark and mysterious eyes, and gulped.

"Y-yeah." the teen answered, taking a small step back. "s-say. Where is that Taisa?"

"In the bathroom." Rei answered happily, flipping another pancake. "he should be done in the shower soon."

"I-is that so?" Ed remembered the warning Roy had told him the night before about Rei. The guy had two sides; one of them scared the crap out of Ed.

"Would you like some pancakes?" Rei asked, getting out a couple plates. "we have some syrup, and butter, and some fruit, and whipped cream as well." a loud growl filled the room. Ed was too hungry to resist.

"All right. . ." the neko boy grinned, and took a seat at the table. Nothing was wrong here, nope, nothing. Nothing bad is going to happen. Nope. Nothing. Was that a gulp? No. It was the sound of him swallowing.

Ed started to get a headache.

"I'm here." Roy said, walking into the kitchen. He had on a white t-shirt, black pants, and a towel was draped across his shoulders. The younger alchemist gulped, when he notices that Roy's hair was still wet, and covered some of his eyes.

Of course, the neko boy had seen this before, but took no notice of how good looking the Colonel was until now.

Ed blushed a bit and continued to eat.

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Riza came once more later that day. Ed was very thankful, and glad she came, because he was starting to become a little creeped out by how tense Roy had become, and how suspicious Rei was acting.

"Hello, Miss Hawkeye." the younger Mustang greeted with a wave.

"Oh, good day, Rei." the woman smiled. Ed blinked. Riza held out some files to him, and Roy.

"These are from Major Hughes," she said, and saluted. "I would like to stay a bit longer, but I have some important business to discuss with two of your officers, Sir." she walked out.

"Uh huh. . ." Edward stared at the file that was given to him. Rei looked over Roy's shoulder.

"Hmmm. . ." was all the older Mustang could say.

"What did you get?" the blond asked.

"The man who had turned you into Cat Woma-- I mean, a chimera, apparently died last night. He said that he wouldn't tell anyone the secret to turning back, and jumped out of the window, which was on the fourteenth floor."

"Damn it." Ed cursed under his breath. "I can't stay this way forever!" he read his file, and twitched. It was more of a letter from Alphonse to Hughes to Riza to him. Which was strange.

The teen continued to read. His jaw dropped.

"I can't believe them!" he yelled.

"What?" Roy asked.

"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" Ed screamed.

"All right, Full Neko." the older man sighed. Rei smiled at this, and chuckled.

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"I know you're in love with him, Nii-San." Rei said, when Ed had walked out of the room in an angry rage that could have destroyed the galaxy. Roy stayed silent. The younger Mustang crossed his arms.

"If you don't confess the right way, he could get taken away, right from under your nose."

"You wouldn't dare." Roy snarled. Rei placed his arms down.

"Think of that as a warning, Nii-San." he frowned, and walked into the kitchen for a snack.

'Sometimes that kid. . .' Roy grumbled in his thoughts about how bad Rei can be. Then he shrugged. 'He's just probably affected by mood swings. . . I hope.'

Yeee-eah. It was pretty short, wasn't it? But don't worry! I'll TRY to make the next one longer! -wave- Review!