Okay, guys! Because i've tried writing a longer story and i found that every time i did i got really bored of it i have decidedto join with a friend and set each-other some challenges! How exciting!

So the first one is A lemon, a pin and a condom!

Oh and by the way, some of them will be rated M and some will not and they are all slash pairings with Draco and Harry. So if you don't like, then don't read!

Okay. Here goes!


"GOD Potter!... AHHH! oh god please- please pant pant... god just please... STOP! aHhhhahh... I'M GONNA' AHHHH! I'm gonna fucking kill you!" Malfoy rolled over from under Potter, with tears in his eyes from laughing so hysterically.

"God Malfoy, I didn't know you were so ticklish..." Harry burst out laughing when he took in Draco's red cheeks, disheveld hair and askew shirt.

"You are such a dick Potter." Draco muttered as he stood in front of the mirror, trying to sort himself out.

Harry snorted and turned around to make his bed. He was too busy and didn't realise that Draco had picked up something from the wardrobe and was approaching him with it.

"OUCH! You complete and utter prat! What was that for?" Harry yelled as Draco stabbed him with a pin in his arsecheek.

Now it was Draco's turn to laugh at Harry's expression.

"Awww… You want me to kiss it better?" Draco pouted.

"Actually," Harry smirked "I think you should."

Draco's expression said it all. "Yeah right. Keep dreaming Potter"

"Pwease!" Harry pouted.

Draco looked thoughtful for a moment and then leaned forward and placed a soft kiss on the pouting lips.

"There. Happy?"

"Not really… But if you must leave me like this here, at least give me a lemon." Harry replied.

"A lemon."

"Yes. A lemon"

"A lemon."

"Yes, a lemon."

"A lemon."

"Yes, a lemon. You know, those yellow things that you squeeze and usually eat with fish…"

"A lemon."

"Oh my god. Yes, a lemon. Is that too hard to understand? A lemon. A l-e-m-o-n."

"I'm not an idiot Potter."

"You're acting like one."

"A lemon."

"For FUCK-"

"Why do you want a lemon?"

Oh. My. God. "Just bring me the goddamn thing, will you."

Draco just smiled and as he left the room said "I love winding you up."

Harry snorted again.

Draco returned shortly with quarter a lemon in his hand. "You mean this lemon."

"Yeah, that one. Can I have it now please?"

Draco handed the lemon over and watched somewhat hungrily as Harry started sucking on it.

"You know, I never really understood why you liked lemons so much…"

"I suppose that they're a bit of a shock… You know, something different from usual."

"Hmmm… True… You know I love you."

"Umm… I hope so…"

"I love you a lot Harry."

"Good."

"I love you so much."

"Right."

"I mean, I really, really think that you are an amazing person. I really love you."

"Er…"

"I love you more than anything in the whole wide world."

"Okay…"

"Can you go buy some more condoms?"