Hagane no Neko

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Summary: Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. RoyEd

Transmutation Fourteen

Thursday: Stay Away PT 3

"Good afternoon, Edward." Rei said with a smirk that could beat up Roy's any day. Ed let out a small gasp, as the older teen walked towards him. The raven haired boy softly caressed the neko boy's cat ears.

"You know, you should try to rethink that plan of yours," Rei said dryly. "these cat parts fit you quite nicely." Ed opened his mouth to speak, but his eyes widened when the older boy placed his mouth over his. The blond shook free, and wiped his mouth off.

"Wh-what do you think you're doing!.?" he demanded, running towards the door, and trying to unlock it. It wouldn't open.

"Just like my brother, I know alchemy as well," Rei grinned. "I made that lock so only I could open it."

"Damn it all. . ." Edward growled.

"Don't even try transmuting through it," then the older teen put on a surprised look. "oh wait, you can't!"

The blond pounded on the door.

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Roy was wondering what that pounding sound was, so he dried off his hands, and turned around. He blinked.

Something was wrong with this scene. Something very wrong.

The man looked around the room. He didn't spill anything. . . He didn't drop anything. . . None of the paintings were out of place. . . Now what on earth was. . .?

"CRAP!" Roy yelled as soon as he remembered Edward was supposed to stay with him at all times. He raced around the room, looking in cupboards for his dear neko boy.

Then the Colonel looked in the living room, looking under the couch just in case Ed had morphed more and into a real cat. No Ed.

He ran upstairs, and noticed the bedroom door was not supposed to be closed.

"L-let go!" he heard a familiar voice yell.

"C'mon, Edo-Kun, I shouldn't be more different than my brother."

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"Well, you're not Roy!" Ed yelled, closing his eyes. "I'm in love with him, not you!" Rei smirked.

"You hear that, Nii-San?" he asked, looking up at the door.

Roy stood behind it in shock. Did Fullmetal really say what he thought the boy said?

Ed gasped when he realized what he had said, and glanced up at Rei, who's smirk turned into a warm smile.

"Wh-what did. . ." the blond didn't know what he wanted to ask.

"I could tell you like my bro a lot, but I had to make sure," Rei kept smiling. "I can read your face like a book."

Edward blushed. The older teen walked up to the door, and transmuted the lock. The door opened, and there stood Roy, in shock and disbelief. Rei pat his brother on the back, and shoved him into the room, closing the door and transmuting the lock.

"Have fun you two! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.!" the younger Mustang's laughter echoed through the hallway.

Roy and Edward just stared at each other for a long, long time.

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