"NO!"
"c'mon, Mione. You wanna help harry dont you?"
"Well yes, but I could never do that."
"Pleeeease"
"FINE Ron, but you owe me" Hermione said.
"YES!" Ron exclaimed and pulled Hermione into a kiss.
"Oh get a room" Harry spoke as he walked into the common room with a giggling Ginny. Hermione and Ron got together over the summer and Harry and Ginny had become good friends.
"She agreed!" Ron said excitedly.
"Agreed to what?" Ginny questioned curiously.
Ron looked around uncertainly before asking "Should we?"
"OH SHUT UP RON!" and Ginny hit him on the head, "I AM y'alls friend so tell me."
"Oh fine. Hermione's gonna pretend like she turned away from all the gryffindors and dumped me and then she's gonna get close to Malfoy and make him trust her so he tells her he-who-must-not-be-named plan's."
"Thats brilliant!"
"yeah, yeah...so when are you gonna do it mione?"
"Tonight. Malfoy goes to the astronomy tower everynight at midnight to think so i'll just be up there crying about how I hate all of y'all and stuff and he'll comfort me etc."
Everyone looked at her before Ginny finally spoke causing everyone to laugh.
"...stalker"