Hagane no Neko

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, nor do I own any of it's characters. I do own Rei though, so he is LITERALLY mine, HA-HA!

Summary: Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. RoyEd

Note: Just so some of you know, Rei knows Earth based alchemy. . . Or is it plant? And about that alchemy he performed on the lock... Well, let's just say he knows some other alchemy as well, but not a whole lot.

Transmutation Sixteen

Thursday: Not a Lie

Rei stood outside the door, smiling to himself. He slowly walked away, and found a phone in the living room. He picked up the receiver, and started dialing the numbers.

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Hughes sat in his home, in the living room, looking at one of his five thousand photo albums of Elicia. The phone rang.

"Helloo this is the Hughes' Residence, may I ask who's calling?" the man asked in a sing-song voice. After a few seconds, he smiled even wider. "Rei! How have you been? What's going on?" After a few more seconds, his smile turned into a smirk. "So it's true? AHAHAHA! I have some money to collect at the office!"

"Maes, are you gambling again!.?" Gracia called from the kitchen.

"No, Dear!" Hughes answered, and went back to the phone. "so, where are they now?"

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"I locked them up in the main bedroom," Rei said into the phone. "I don't know what's going on, but I'm willing to find out."

"Call back once you do, okay?" Hughes said proudly. Both males hung up, and snickered softly to themselves.

After Rei stopped snickering, he smiled sadly, and looked up the stairs.

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"Uh. . . Hey," Roy said, still standing where Rei had left him. He scratched the back of his head.

"Don't hey me. If you don't like me, just say it, I don't care." Ed looked away with a glare. The older man blinked, and smiled, walking over to the bed, sitting down close to the boy.

"Wh-what are you-!.?" he turned his head to look up at the man, who kissed him. Ed held back a smile, and practically melted under the touch of Roy.

His warmth. . .

Ed placed his hands upon the man's hair.

His hair. . .

The neko-boy realized that this kiss was better than all the other ones he had. This one was full of more. . . Love.

His lips. . .

After a few seconds, Roy broke the kiss and burst out laughing. Ed frowned.

"What was that all about!.?" the blond asked, probably hurt, and cheeks bright red.

"I-I'm sorry, but. . .!" The raven haired man couldn't speak anymore, because he continued to laugh.

"But what!.?"

"You're SO out-of-character! Even for a boy who's morphed with a cat!" Roy continued to laugh, and then he stopped. "I'm sorry, I don't think that made any sense, did it?" Edward shook his head. The older man smirked, and pinned him down onto the bed.

"Skipping the more humorous parts. . ." he leaned down to the neko-boy's HUMAN ear. ". . . Rei had said to me, this morning, that if I didn't tell you how I feel, you might be taken away from me-" Roy snapped. "-just like that. So let me tell you how I feel about you."

Ed tensed.

"You are just the most adorable little thing I have ever seen!" Roy squealed, sitting up, and going completely out-of-character.

"MUSTANG!" the younger alchemist growled, losing his patients. The Colonel chuckled, and got back to pinning Ed down.

"Just joking." he said, and then got close to Ed's human ear. "I know I've said this before, but I told you I was kidding. . ."

Ed blinked, and held back a sigh as he felt Roy's breath on the side of his face.

". . .you were the first to confess without joking, but. . ."

Come on. Hurry up and get on with it, you sick bastard! Ed thought.

". . .I love you, Ed." the blond blinked.

"You're not joking this time, right?"

"No."

"What proof do you have?"

"I would do anything for your sake."

"Like. . .?" Edward wanted to laugh at the thought of Roy letting him chop him up into tiny pieces and serve him in a soup to the poor, telling them it's pork.

Roy glared when he saw a sign of humor in the boy's face.

"Do you really want me to spell it out for you, Ed?" he asked.

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Rei sat at the door, nearly falling asleep at what was going on. He wanted them to hurry up and get to the good part.

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Ed let out a small moan as Roy started to kiss his neck. The man smirked as the teen had done so, and started to head downwards.

That is, until the shirt Ed was wearing blocked his path. The blond chuckled, as the older man growled.

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Rei looked up the hallway when he heard the doorbell. He blinked, wondering who would come to visit at this hour, which. . . Wasn't that late. Rei saw it was only five in the afternoon.

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Roy cursed under his breath when he heard the doorbell, and Ed was ready to kill the person at the door.

The bedroom door opened, and Rei had on the same smile, but was also sweat dropping. There was a person behind him.

"Damn it, Hughes, why come NOW." Roy snarled.

"Well, my dear Roy," Hughes placed a hand on his friends shoulder with a grin. "I think we may have found a way to change your dear Ed back to a normal human."

"What?"

Then Hughes put his hands together, as the back round changed to yellow, and stars, hearts, and other shapes appeared behind him. He puckered his lips romantically.

"Then, when you and Ed have kids, they won't be part CAT!"

"HUGHES!"

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