Hagane no Neko

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, nor do I own any of it's characters. I do own Rei though, so he is LITERALLY mine, HA-HA!

Summary: Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. RoyEd

Mistake in this chapter, but was glad I caught it before submitting: There was this HUMONGOUS mistake in this chapter. I was talking about how Al was getting back on a train. . . Well, the reason why Rei was staying at Roy's house in the first place was the fact that the trains weren't working! So, I made Al come back on a different vehicle. I dunno. I just felt like telling you that.

Special Thanx to Shi Rurouni of the Aphrodesiac for correcting me on what Ed SHOULD HAVE said in the last chappy.

I decided to be nice and submit TWO chapters today. That'll keep ya'll happy 'til I'm ready with the next chappies. -smile-

Transmutation Eighteen

Friday PT 1: Morning

Ed yawned loudly, and scratched the back of his. . .hat. He, Roy, and Rei walked to the train station early, because that was where Al was going to be, and Armstrong took the liberty of driving him there.

Ed wore a disguise to keep from looking suspicious, a hat that people usually wore to go fishing, and his usual coat. No one could notice is whiskers, which was good, because not many people were at the train station at four o'clock in the morning.

There were reasons why Ed was tired, but we shan't not go there. Okay, okay. We go.

Flashback

"Damn it!" Ed growled, pounding the table. "I can't believe I lost!"

"Don't worry, Full Neko! Do I still get my PRIZE?" Roy asked, with a big grin on his face.

"Not on your life, Old Man."

"What?"

"You deaf? I said OLD MAN! I'm not scared of you anymore!"

Ed suddenly felt a force shove him onto the ground.

"Not scared of me, huh?" Roy smirked, and shoved a kiss onto the teen. He managed to take off the boy's shirt, but after trying to get it un-snagged on his automail. The raven haired man grinned, and started to nibbled at Ed's neck.

"What are you. . .doing?" the blond asked after a few gasps.

"Your brother is coming back tomorrow. Might as well enjoy this night before we won't be able to." Roy answered nibbling lower.

END FLASHBACK

Ed was almost glad Rei had come back with groceries, before Roy had the chance to take off his boxers.

The blond sighed, and looked up at the sky. It was still dark, and there was a cool chill in the air. He wondered why he didn't bring a heavier jacket.

Ed felt a light weight on his shoulders, and saw someone had placed their jacket on him. He looked up, and saw Rei smiling at him.

"Wh-wha-?" but the older teen stopped him from talking.

"I don't really need it." he said. "and about yesterday. . . Sorry about that." he scratched the back of his head with a blush.

"No need to apologize," Ed said.

"Really, I should," Rei glanced over to Roy. "I think that's one reason why my brother seemed to be a bit ticked off yesterday. . ." the blond blinked. Well, Roy DID seem to be a bit mad. He thought it was just because of Hughes. . .

"NII-SAN! " cam a metallic yell. Edward looked up. He saw Al running towards him, being the happiest suit of armor he could be. Ed suddenly felt joy as well.

"AL!" he ran towards his brother.

"NII-SAN!"

"AL!"

"NIIIII-SAAAAN!"

"AAAAAAALLLLLLL!"

In the end, Al was hugging the life out of the poor neko-boy. The younger brother looked up, and saw Roy holding back a chuckle, and Rei waving.

"Nii-San, who's that?" the armor asked.

"Nice to meet you, Alphonse-Kun," the younger Mustang bowed, showing he had manners. "my name is Rei Mustang."

"Oh! So you're related to the Colonel?" Al 'blinked.'

"Um, yeah." then Rei pointed. "Edo-kun is. . . Suffocating. . ."

"Ah! Sorry, Nii-San!"

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"Nii-San!" Al squeaked when they got to the dorms. "wh-what happened to you?" Ed sighed.

"I thought you already knew," he answered, sitting on his bed that had been unslept in for nearly a week. "some dude accidentally transmuted me and a cat together. . ." the older Elric looked over to his brother, and saw him sparkling in delight.

"You're worse than Mustang. . ."

"Which one?"

"Both! Now go away! I wanna catch up on some sleep before the sun comes up!" Ed lay down on his bed, and a question struck his mind. "say, Al?"

"What?"

"Why did you come back a week early?"

"My dear brother. That. Is. A. Secret." (reminds me of Xellos from Slayers. . .)

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"Where are you going, Nii-San?" Rei asked, seeing the elder Mustang put on his jacket.

"To the office. Now that Full Neko is gone, it's back to doing paperwork for me," Roy sighed. There was a tad bit of silence.

"What about Ed?"

"We just have to wait and see if he'll turn back."

"No, I mean, now that he's not staying. . ."

Roy ignored the younger male, and walked out of the mansion.

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Ed groaned, and turned over in his sleep.

"Roy. . ." he mumbled. Al looked up from reading. It was kind of funny to see his older brother turn over in bed with cat features. But what really got the armor curious was what the heck Ed was dreaming about.

"Roy. . . Stop that. . . I'm ticklish there. . ."

Al scooted closer to the bed, still curious. He jumped when Ed let out a small moan. The suit of armor jumped back and sat in his original spot, not wanting to even KNOW what was going on.

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"How was your week, Taisa?" Riza asked, holding a small stack of papers in her arms.

"It was fine." Roy answered, sitting at his desk.

"Where's Fullmetal?" Fury glanced up. "I thought he was coming with you?"

"Full Neko?" the raven haired man smirked. "he can't come yet." Hughes jumped up from out of no where, and shoved a picture of his daughter into his friends face.

"See? Here' a picture from last night, when she was eating spaghetti! Doesn't she look cute?.!"

"Hughes. . ." Roy took out his gloves. "this is not something we have to discuss now. . ."

But the man wasn't listening. He was too busy flipping through all the pictures. Then he let out a gasp when one flew out of his grip, and to the side of the desk. Everything was silent for a moment, and the officers (excluding Riza and Roy) began to have worried looks on their faces.

Roy raised an eyebrow, and picked the photo up, took one look at it, and frowned. He slowly looked up to his scared subordinates, and stood up from his desk. He opened his mouth to speak.

"What is the meaning of. . ." he paused to turn the picture around, and show it to his officers. ". . .THIS?"

Hughes grabbed it, and started to stutter.

"W-well. . . I. . . uh. . .it wasn't. . . I mean. . . um. . ."

"Hughes. . ." Roy's eyebrow twitched. He lifted his hand to get ready to snap, when the other man fell to his knees, and hugged the Colonel's waist, begging and crying.

"Please oh please don't kill me! I'm your bestest friend! You CAN'T kill me! I love you, Roy! As a friend I mean, but JUST DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE!" he looked up with puppy dog eyes, tears freely falling. Roy glared down at him, and squinted his eyes. He sighed, and frowned.

"Give me the picture so I can burn it. . ."

"Yes, Sir. . ." Hughes squeaked, and handed his friend the photo. Roy snapped his fingers, and the thing went up in flames. He sat at his desk once more.

"One of these days, I'll. . ." his face was completely red.

"But really!" Hughes yelled after a few minutes. "that was such a CUTE picture! Not as cute as my Elycia, but still! You two should sleep cuddled up like that more oft-"

"DON'T YOU HAVE WORK TO DO ELSEWHERE, HUGHES?" Roy snapped, and in a flash of light, his friend went DASHING out of the office, letting out a long, scared squeal.

Okay. I'm done wit that chapter! Yes, I'm trying to make them longer, but that's just impossible for me XD I'll keep working on it, though.

Roy: You better. . .

Me: Huh? You say something?

Roy: No. What did you think I said?

Me: -shrug- I dunno.

Roy: Idiot.

Ed: -waves to readers- Anyway, if you want this stupid, little lady to update, you should review! And we'll give you lots of shounen-ai goodness!

Roy: Is that you, Ed? -backs away-

Ed: No. I'm just a robot. The real Ed couldn't come 'cause he hates you.

Me: But, I thought he was still napping in the dorms?

Ed: Oh, right. Gotta go! -explodes and zillions of little machine parts fly everywhere-