Thank you, fabulous reviewers! I am writing this on the go, so i can;t personal.ly thank you all in this chapter. please forigve me..PLEASE! PLEASE! AHHHHHHH! spazzes on floor

now that that is over, someone will do the disclaimer. Oh, who will it be? (looks over to where kenny is tied to a wheel with different names on it)

Kenny: I am chafing.

me: that was too much to know. Now, ready? Let's spin the WHEEL... OF... KENNY!

Tyson (in red dress and high stilettos) : Whooo!

Max: Oh, lord.

Ray: I feel pretty.

me: Don't we all, catboy.

(wheel stops on a bar dividing Tala and Kai's name)

me: DAMNIT! What the hell is wrong with this wheel?

Tyson: (giggles)

Max: (horrified expression on face)

me: time for the SUDDEN... DEATH...MAAAAAATCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!

(room turns into a foggy white place)

Tala: A what?

me: SUDDEN... DEATH... MAAAAAATCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!

Kai: I'm supposed to fight him?

Tala: (gets out launcher)

me: No, you idiot, SUDDEN... DEATH... MAAAAAATCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!

Tala: What do you mean?

me: (sighs) FIGHT TO THE DEATH! (tosses each boy a switchblade)

Tala: oh, these are shiny. who gave you these? I don't think crazy people are supposed to...ACKK...ACK... KKHHHAAAAHHHH...(dies)

Kai: (cleans switchblade)

me: and now, considering Tala lost, his dead corpse must do the disclaimer!

Max: but Kai won!

me: but it's a punishment. someone do the voice-over for Tala.

Tala's dead corpse (with Tyson behind him disguising his voice so he sounds like him): She doesn't own it. except for her OC. By the way, where is she?

Christie: (running away from Kai, who now has a weapon)

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"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SLAP ME FOR!"

"You told me to!"

"YOU DIE NOW!"

three days later...

...and nobody believed them.

Max and Ray thought they were making it up. When Tyson pointed out Kai, they figured money exchanged hands. When Kai (who is now in the form of Christie) said he wouldn't do this for a second life, Max almost believed him. This was the morning Max would.

Christie (now in Kai's form) slumped into a chair early in the morning. Kai walked in and began filling the coffee pot. She took one look at her former self's hair. It looked terrible. Finally, she couldn't take it anymore.

"What are we supposed to do to turn back? It's been three days, and I really need a shower."

"I've been trying to figure that out. No luck yet."

"ARGH! What did I do to deserve this? Anyway, get your head in the sink."

"Excuse me?"

"You're excused. Put your head in the sink."

"I don't think so."

"I do."

"I don't"

"I do."

"When you two are done practicing your marriage vows, can one of you go and get some food from the store?" Max asked, walking lazily into the kitchen.

Kai-now-Christie gave him some very nice words to cherish.

"FORGET HIM! HEAD IN SINK, NOW!" Christie thundered, before grabbing Kai by his hair and practically dragging him to the kitchen sink. After a very violent struggle that almost involved a knife, Kai's now-brunette hair was under running water. After that, Christie went outside to supposedly 'practice'. After half an hour, Kai went to go find her. He found her on the other side of a hill, spinning around and going "Whee!" and flipping the scarf around. Kai sighed. At least no one saw her. Too late.

Christie was taking a rest to steady her dizziness. A couple yards away Kai was practicing near some trees. Christie sat up and looked around. She saw a red thing a little down the hill. It came into view and realized the red thing was someone's hair. This someone walked right up to her and said, "Hey Kai. Long time no see, eh?" Christie just looked up at him. Kai came hurrying over from the trees. "Hi Tala. I've heard about you before from the rest of the team. Of coure Kai knows you and will act totally normal." Christie looked over at Kai and raised an eyebrow. "And why wouldn't I?" "You haven't been yourself lately." Kai said through gritted teeth and fierce glares. "I don't know what you're talking about." Christie said and got up. "So, Tala, what's been happening over in Germany?" Tala looked at her questioningly. "Um, it's Russia." "Oh, yes, of course. Do you want to see how high I can jump? It's amazing."

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I really have nothing to say.

tala's dead corpse with Tyson's voice: REVIEW!