Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Diablo universe, save for the characters I created myself, this is the last time I'm mentioning it.
Btw, the Countess in this story is not a demon, just a corrupted woman with superhuman speed and agility…
The Countess howled in glee as she pressed her claw-like nails against the warrior's throat. Suddenly, she realized that she was now looking at her own headless body… She was unable to draw any conclusions however as death was quick to claim this one life that had eluded its grasp for so long.
Perv grabbed the woman's head, in one hand, the other still holding his awesome saber of light. "Like I said, you villains are too predictable. Don't be mad… You don't want to lose your head now do you?" Perv felt awkward insulting the lifeless head and lobbed it into the inferno, grinning at the irony of it. Still wearing an amused expression, he collapsed on the floor, beside the comatose paladin.
Steve was still contemplating the fate of his friend when the fires mysteriously subsided. With the obstacle gone, he could clearly see the outcome of the duel… The first thing that registered on his mind was the fact that the Countess now lacked a head. The second fact that dawned upon him was that his manhood was in agony and that he should have fainted long ago from the pain, were it not for the excitement. The third and final thing he saw was the darkness of oblivion.
"Wow! Looks like all the guys are knocked out huh Rayna? Good thing I'm still around to protect them from you… I mean you never know what…"
"Oh my! Look out Lisa! Behind you."
"Huh?" Amplissa turned her back to Rayna. Rayna gave a swift chop to the back of her friend's neck, causing the other rogue to drop wordlessly.
"Sorry Lisa, but I've waited too long for this"
Only one witness left… Pulp. Luckily, the golem did not make any hostile gesture… In fact, it seemed to be awaiting her orders. Her logical mind told her that she's insane for knocking out her buddy and that she should be thinking of a way out of this mess, but her body told her that she's wasting time thinking when she should be fondling the gorgeous paladin instead. "Decisions, decisions… hmm…"
Her decision was made for her however, when the body of the Countess combust into an impromptu funeral pyre. A white mist was seen escaping from the shattered mortal shell and making its way to the large metal chest in a corner of the room. Upon contact, the mist dissipate and the chest violently flung itself open, spilling its contents all over the room. Something hit Rayna on her face. Catching the troublesome item before it reached the ground, she discovered that it was a portal that she could use to transport her party (Commonly called a 'town portal') back to the encampment… A lusty smile formed on her lovely face…
"Ah… No time like the present… Pulp, kindly guard me while I ah… administer some ahh… … assistance to our fallen friends." The golem dutifully obeyed.
"Now then, lets see what you're hiding under all that cumbersome armor… I wonder what a holy staff looks like…"
A little short I admit, but necessary for the plot to continue. Will update soon. Also, I would be happy if the reader can point out any grammatical errors as English is not my native language.