Scene 2

Characters: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Delivery Man, Delivery Truck

Scene: SpongeBob are walking down the road toward the Krusty Krab. They come across the dreaded hooks and memories are drawn back.

SpongeBob: Oh, we're off to see the master, the wonderful master of the patty hem hmhm hmhm hem, the wonderful master of the patty. (SpongeBob and Patrick are skipping and singing a version of the wonderful wizard of OZ heading toward the Krusty Krab.)

Patrick: Sponge, who is the master of the patty?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! The one who perfected the patty. He is the keeper of the secret recipe! The one who is the… (Patrick interrupts SpongeBob.)

Patrick: I get it already SpongeBob, the master is Mr. Krabs! (Patrick interrupting SpongeBob's rambling.) SpongeBob look the "carnival" is back in town! (A set of fishing hooks dropped down from the surface.)

SpongeBob: No Patrick that is not the carnival! It is the hooks! The evil hooks Mr. Krabs warned us of. The hooks that made me embarrassed in front of Pearl, Mr. Krabs daughter, and her friends.

FLASHBACK

(SpongeBob daydreams of when he got hooked. Then was embarrassed in front of Pearl and her friends. To come to find out later that it was planned by Mr. Krabs to teach SpongeBob a lesson.)

Setting: SpongeBob is at work and eventually takes a break.

Characters: SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Pearl and friends

SpongeBob: I love the smell of patties grilling in the early morning!

Squidward: SpongeBob, I need a double Krabby Patty with the works, but hold the onion and tomatoes.

SpongeBob: Coming right up Squidward! (SpongeBob hurries to make a Krabby Patty for the hungry customer.)

PATRICK ARRIVES THROUGH THE BACK DOOR!

Patrick: SpongeBob the Carnival is in town! Come and go with me.

SpongeBob: I'm sorry Patrick, I can't come I have to work here today. Maybe later.

Patrick: When did you get here this morning?

SpongeBob: Lets see, I usually get here at four but today I came early to count the pickles, so, I got here today at three o' clock this morning.

Patrick: What time is it now?

SpongeBob: It's about one o' clock. Why do you ask Patrick?

Patrick: You have been at work for twelve hours, so you coul… (Patrick is interrupted by SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: Patrick, I have been at work for ten hours!

Patrick: Ten or Twelve, same difference you can take a break now.

SpongeBob: What do you mean a break?

Patrick: You take some time off, you come back later! A break!

SpongeBob: Does Mr. Krabs know about this "break" stuff?

Patrick: Everybody knows about breaks. He just doesn't want you to know about them!

SpongeBob: Ok Patrick, I will if Mr. Krabs knows about it. Let me just go and tell Squidward I'm going on break. (SpongeBob leaves Patrick, and then goes and talks to Squidward.)

SpongeBob: Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidwa… (SpongeBob is interrupted by a very annoyed Squidward.)

Squidward: What do you what now SpongeBob? Wait don't tell me! You're leaving forever. (Squidward interrupts SpongeBob very annoyed.)

SpongeBob; No, silly I'm just taking a break! (SpongeBob is now taking off his apron and handing his stuff to a confused looking Squidward.)

SpongeBob and Patrick walk out the front door, exiting the stage, leaving a bewildered looking Squidward. Squidward now takes over SpongeBob's position.

Squidward: Why couldn't I think of taking a break? (Squidward is mumbling to himself.)

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, who is guarding the cash register?

Squidward: No one is Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Why aren't you watching it Mr. Squidward?

Squidward: Because SpongeBob took a break. And I'm cooking the patties!

Mr. Krabs: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, this is very funny Mr. Squidward, but where is SpongeBob?

Squidward: He took a break!

Mr. Krabs: No, no one has taken a break here in fifty years! SpongeBob come out from hiding now. This isn't funny any more!

Squidward: HE TOOK A BREAK! Patrick came in here and said the carnival was in town, then convinced him to leave. Then they walked out the door. Leaving me to do everything!

Mr. Krabs: The carnival is not in town! But the HOOKS are! We must go and get them!

Squidward: Can't I take a break to?

Mr. Krabs: NO! Nobody takes a break at the Krusty Krab! We must teach SpongeBob a lesson.

Mr. Krabs and Squidward huddle together and devise a humiliating plan to get SpongeBob. Meanwhile SpongeBob and Patrick are having the time of their lives playing on the hooks.

Patrick: Isn't this fun SpongeBob? A whole lot better than work!

SpongeBob: I love it! You ride to the top and then jump of and slowly float back down to the bottom.

Patrick: I love that last part! I'm glad you took a break and came with me.

SpongeBob: Patrick, what time is it now?

Patrick: It's about four o' clock!

SpongeBob: Four o' clock! I've got to get back to work! Mr. Krabs is going to kill me. (SpongeBob starts to head back to the Krusty Krab.)

Patrick: Wait SpongeBob! Just one more time.

SpongeBob: No, I have to get back to work now!

Patrick: Remember the part where you slowly float back down. (Patrick then tugs on a hook and is immediately jerked up towards the surface.)

SpongeBob: Hold on I'm coming Patrick! (SpongeBob quickly grabs the nearest hook, not realizing it's a trap. He is now hooked deep.)

SpongeBob: Ouch, that hurts! (SpongeBob tugs at the hook in his pants.)

SpongeBob: It's not coming out! Patrick help me, this hurts! Squidward, somebody help me! (Realizing no one was coming to help him he thinks. Meanwhile the string is getting a tighter hold on him!)

SpongeBob: I got it I'll go ask Mr. Krabs for help he'll know what to do!

(SpongeBob slowly pulls him self toward the Krusty Krab.)

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Kraaaaabs! Help me I'm hooked!

Mr. Krabs: What is that I hear? A mutinous voice of a young lad.

SpongeBob: Help, I'm hooked! I'm sorry I left without asking you Mr. Krabs. Help me! (Mr. Krabs comes out to help. He tugs at the hook.)

Mr. Krabs: It's in there deep SpongeBob. You'll have to that them off. (SpongeBob now notices Pearl and her friends inside the Krusty Krab.)

SpongeBob: Nooo, Mr. Krabs! There are girls in there!

Mr. Krabs: Well, I guess I'll have to get out the old wanted sign again.

SpongeBob: Ok, Mr. Krabs, I'll do it!

Pearl and Friends: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

(SpongeBob slowly takes his pants off only to find that the hook was attached to his underwear!)

Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob. (SpongeBob looks down and sees he's hooked through his underwear.)

SpongeBob: No Mr. Krabs! Please no! No! (Mr. Krabs starts taping the "Help Wanted" sign to the window of the Krusty Krab.)

SpongeBob: Stop it! I'm taking them off!

Pearl and Friends: Ohhhhhhh, look!

(SpongeBob takes his underwear off and starts to run away.)

SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (SpongeBob screams as he runs off stage.)

Mr. Krabs/ Pearl and Friends: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

Mr. Krabs: Squidward! You can come down now. (Mr. Krabs is looking up at the roof. Squidward is holding a fishing pole with SpongeBob's clothes hanging from the hood.)

Squidward: You really got him, Mr. Krabs. He won't show his face for weeks!

BACK TO REALITY

SpongeBob: Patrick, please don't play on those hooks. You don't want to take you pants off in front of a bunch of girls. It's embarrassing! I wasn't able to show my face for weeks.

Patrick: No I won't SpongeBob! (Patrick grabs onto a hook and is jerked up toward the sky.)

SpongeBob: Patriiiccccccccccckkkkkkk NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!

Patrick: Sponge, help me I hooked.

(SpongeBob patiently waits, while tapping his foot. Patrick arrives in a delivery truck.)

Delivery Truck: Beep, Beep, Beep!

Delivery Man: A package for a Mr. Squarepants!

SpongeBob: I'm a Mr. Squarepants!

Delivery Man: Sign right here on the line please.

SpongeBob: Thank you Mr. Delivery Man.

Delivery Man: Uh yeah, here you go.

(The Delivery Man gave SpongeBob a sardine can and then left. SpongeBob then opened the can.)

SpongeBob: Got it! Patrick why don't you ever listen to me!

(SpongeBob shows the audience Patrick inside the sardine can.)

Patrick: You didn't tell me I'd end up in a sardine can!

SpongeBob: Well, I said something bad would happen!

Patrick: So, SpongeBob what do you want to do today?

SpongeBob: I don't know, what do you want to do today?

Patrick: What do you wa… (Patrick is interrupted by Gary.)

Gary: Meow!

SpongeBob: What do you mean were doing it again?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: You mean were senselessly arguing back and forth?

Gary: Meow.

Patrick: Let's go and ask Mr. Krabs what to do. He'll know and if not Squidward is fun to bother.