Scene 3

Setting: SpongeBob and Patrick are back on the road toward the Krusty Krab.

Characters: SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward

(SpongeBob and Patrick are walking down the road toward the Krusty Krab.)

SpongeBob: I'll beat you there Patrick!

Patrick: No, you won't.

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SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Kraaaaaabs!

Mr. Krabs: What!

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, do you know what we should do today?

Mr. Krabs: Not now SpongeBob! Go ask Squidward.

SpongeBob: Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidwardieyerd!

(Squidward is reading a copy of Interpreted Dance Weekly, while sitting at the cash register.)

Squidward: What is that? Do I hear death calling to me?

SpongeBob: No, you're being silly Squidward! It's just Patrick and me.

Squidward: What do you want? Let's get this over with.

SpongeBob and Patrick: We want to know, what should we do today?

Squidward: I know you can just leave me alone. Or better yet, did you see that big hole outside the Krusty Krab?

SpongeBob: Yeah!

Squidward: That really big hole?

Patrick: Yes!

Squidward: I dropped my keys in that hole! Will you two brave men go and retrieve them for me.

Patrick: We're two brave men!

SpongeBob: OK, Squidward we'll go get them for you. Where is this hole again?

Squidward: It is right around the front. I'll show you where, just follow me!

(SpongeBob and Patrick follow Squidward around front to a huge hole in the ground.)

SpongeBob: You dropped them in that hole. (SpongeBob is stuttering.)

Squidward: Yep, that is the only hole around, isn't it!

SpongeBob: But, Squidward I'm afraid of the dark.

Patrick: I'm afraid of the dark too!

Squidward: I know that! That's why I brought this!

(Squidward pulls a flashlight out from behind his back.)

SpongeBob: But, it's deep and dark down there!

Squidward: I don't think it is SpongeBob.

(Squidward pushes SpongeBob and Patrick into the hole.)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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