Disclaimer: Nothing's mine. Just another boring fan with nothing to do…. FOX owns all…
A/N Jason just came to me. I don't know who was the father of Cameron's child… it might have been her dead husband. But let's pretend it's not.
FOX owns all, do I really need to say it?
2. Complications
Ca: Where's Dr. Cuddy?
(man sitting in corner) Allison?
(Cameron turns around in shock) Jason? What are you doing here?
J: I came to see you. I was hoping we could talk. Possibly in private?
Ca: Umm… (House walks up)
H: Cameron, my office. Have you seen Foreman or Chase?
Ca: No, um…
J: I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met.
H: Oh, you must be old boyfriend/ex-flame. (turns to Cameron) Was I right?
Ca: (stares at House, embarrassed) Jason, this is Dr. House. Excuse his humor… he's insecure about himself so he pokes fun at everything else.
H: Ouch. That hurts. Maybe now I'll turn to drugs since I have nowhere else to go. (pops a Vicodin) Excuse me while I go and cut myself. Oh, and when you get a chance Cameron, maybe we could save a patient or two. But no rush or anything. (walks away)
Nice meeting you by the way, John (over his shoulder)
J: It's Jason.
H: Ooh, so close. (keeps walking)
Ca: I have to go. Can you come by my house later or something?
J: Fine, I'll see you later.
Ca: Why do you always do that? (walks into House's office)
H: Because I'm curious. You should know that by now. And besides, he's obviously done something that hurt your feelings.
Ca: What do you mean?
H: Body language tells you more than the spoken word, did you know that? Would you believe it?
Ca: So what did my subconscious say?
H: You weren't too thrilled to see Mr. Ex-Boyfriend, and you tensed considerably when he asked to speak in private. So, what'd he do?
Ca: (speechless in anger)
H: Oh come off it Cameron. You know I'm just like that little monkey… Curious George… I used to love those books… I'll be Curious Greg. (waits) So, you never answered my question.
Ca: (walks away)
H: (to himself) Curious Greg needs to do some investigating.
A/N I tried to capture House's unique sense of humor… turned out okay. I did pretty well with his insensitivity too. That's all for now, folks, I'll post the rest soon. Feed back, please.
