Disclamier: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just found out...... I actually DON'T own Lord of the Rings! MY LIFE IS OVER!

Chapter 3: More Craziness at Rivendell

"here?"- Jared

"Do you not remember?" Katie said speaking all properly.

"That would explain why I asked."- Jared

Chloe laugh, laughs again, and laughs yet again and this time drops to the floor, doesn't inhale enough oxygen and blacks out.

Jared and Katie do not notice.....or do they?

"Soooooooooooooooo..."- Katie

"SO HOW did I get here?"- Jared

"OH...RIGHT!" Katie points finger and indicates that she knows what he's talking about.

"So...HOW???"- Jared

Katie walks away.

Jared looks at unconsious-becoming-concious Chloe. "Can you tell me how the hell I got here?"

Chloe goes into another laughing fit and passes out.

Meanwhile....

The Fellowship is a giant cloud of smoke (like the ones that appear when cartoon characters fight) Cloud breaks up and everyone falls out including Gimles who flies out biting his own leg.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"- Lego

"Oh what is it now afraido boy?"- Bomby

Lego staring at levitating mirror. "Oh my God! OMG! My hair!"

"Oh...dear! What is wrong with your hair?" Merfy stutters like Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.

"It's...It's..."-Lego

"Oh spit it out lad." Acorn slaps Lego hard on the back.

Lego spits up lobster (live not cooked) which looks up at him and attempts to free himself from the grasp of mouths and jump off the gazebo.

"No Mr. Lobster!" Sham goes and catches lobster which pinches him repeatedly.

"Mr. Lobster? No, I'm Mr. Fernando."- Fernando

GoGolf hits him with staff. "Not you you fool! The Lobster!"

Fernando looks confused.

"That just came out of Lego's mouth."- GoGolf

Fernando looks confused.

"That Sham just called Mr. Lobster"- GoGolf

"But I'm the only one he's supposed to call Mr.!" Fernando hits Sham. "Has your love for me died? You swore you'd be mine to ignore and mistreat forever!"

"And I will be Mr. Frodo!"- Sham

"Mr. Frodo? I'm Mr. Fernando! Is there another?"- Fernando

"Of course there isn't Mr...?"- Sham

"Fernando!" He cries, "You don't love me anymore!"

"But I do!"- Sham

"Then make your choice: me or the Lobster."- Fernando

Sham glances between Fernando's eyes and the lobster, does it several more times for drama. "I choose YOU!" Sham hugs El Smitho and drops Lobster.

Merfy & Poppy see Lobster for first time.

"Whoa! Look Merfy! Walking bread!"- Poppy

"Weeeehooo!"- Merfy

Poppy & Merfy feast on Lobster.

Katie coughs.

"Can I get you a cough drop?"- Acorn

"I'm afraid of cough drops." Lego shivers.

Gimles sneaks up behind Lego and hits him with wrong side of axe.

Lego doesn't react.

Gimles continues to hit him.

2 hours later...

Gimles is still hitting Lego. Lego is STILL not reacting in anyway other than getting bored.

"Can you feel NOTHING?"- Acorn

"I can feel pain and love."- Lego

"Not that! Dwarfo here has been hitting you for hours!"- Acorn

"Oh...yeah. I have slow reflects." Lego

Katie whispers, "Obviously."

"What was that?"- Lego

"Ohh crappy! They can hear whispers."- Katie

Lego whispers, hanging from ledge behind her, "Yes, we can."

"Ahhhh! There's a fly in my ear." Katie spazzes and runs around swatting the non-exsistant fly.

Gimles also thinks there is a fly and tries to hit it with his axe.

"I fear flies." Lego takes out tape recorder and pets it.

"I am your ruler fly! Obey me!"- Acorn

"Actually we're in my kingdom! The Kindom of the Seals!" El Smitho transforms into Little Mermaid.

GoGolf tries to make it disappear with by magic (it fails).

"Protect me Sham! It will try to steal THE RING! It will HURT ME!"- Fernando

"No! Mr. Fernando! I WILL save you!" Sham jumps in front of Poppy.

"Why do you people keep confusing me for Fernando? First Hooded Man!"- Poppy

"Hooded Guy!"- Acorn/Unhooded/Hooded Guy

"You mean Acorn."- El Smitho

"Oh yes, Acorn!"- Acorn

"And now the chubby one! That's Fernando! Not me!" Poppy points to Merfy.

"Yup! I'm Fernando!"- Merfy

"No, you're not you stupid...CHEEZ IT! "- Fernando

All look up and see a giant Cheez it falling from the sky. There is a girlish shriek.

"Wow! Acorn has a REALLY girly shriek!"- Chloe

"I have a manly and very kingly shriek!"- Acorn

"Like this." Jared does ear-spliting, extremely girly shriek.

"That was scary."- Katie

"Yes t'was."- Chloe

Gimles throws axe at Lego.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stop trying to murder me! You little short freak!"- Lego

Gimles kills Lego.

Lego comes back to life. "Mahahaha! Take that puny dwarfy!"

"I am NOT puny!" Gimles puts on inflatable muscles, "See!"

Pencil Glows.

Fernando taps foot impatiently.

Merfy taps foot to the beat of stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin) and sings...quite well.

"I can do that too!" Sham says and sings Billy Joel's Still Rock and Roll.

Poppy sings Creed's Hide.

Fernando sings Dave Matthews' Between the Lines.

Bomby sings Aerosmith's Dream On.

Gimles sings Brittany Spears' Stronger.

Acorn sings Lion King's I wanna be King.

Lego sings Vegietale's Where is my Hairbrush?

GoGolf sings I AM OLD.

El Smitho sings Matrix Revolutions: Why Mr. Anderson (but has trouble because there are no words).

"Too bad nobody recorded that. We could have made an album: The Fellowship Sings!"- Katie

Jared laughs at nothing in particular.

"Look! Lego left his tape recorder on." Chloe stares at blade of grass sprouting through marble.

"Woooohooo! Shall we use it for to make millons of dollars or....BLACKMAIL?"- Katie

"BLACKMAIL!" all laugh evilly.

"Mahahahahaha!" Katie laughs, falls on ground laughing and rolls, still laughing, of ledge.

El Smitho: Sooooo.... Anyone have any idea what we do now?

Jared & Chloe& Katie explain everything that happens in first book, then breathe.

" O...K"- Everybody

"SO I pronounce them what now!"- El Smitho

Katie & Jared & Chloe shout "The Fellowship of the Ring!"

"Ahhhhh! You stupid humans! I can already hear better than you can! When you shout I become slightly deaf!"- El Smitho

Awry comes sliding down air on sled.

"I pronounce you the Fellowship of the Ring!"- El Smitho

"Weeeeehooo! Let's Par-Tay!"- Fellowship

Everyone goes clubbing!

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