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Chapter 5

At THE Club

Group seperates as soon as they get to the Club. Except for Fernando and Sham who had gotten lost in the parking lot but no one seemed to notice nor care.

"Come now Mr. Fernando, we got a long journey ahead of us."- Sham

They were actually standing directly in front of the club but took a left back into the parking lot.

Poppy & Merfy scurry over to the bar and tell the bartender that they were twins and it was there birthday and where they come from when two twins that look nothing alike except for the shortness and curly hair they are served a pint on the house.

Bartender (who turns out to be Sam Malone) looks at them suspiciously. "Okie Dokie," pours them each a very large glass of ale.

GoGolf runs into mass of teenagers and tries to dance.

All teenagers are extremely frightened and run away.

GoGolf closes his eyes and dances with his imaginary friends.

A mob of fangirls charge at Lego as soon as he comes through the door.

"Ahhhhh!" Lego runs and dives under a table with a lip-cross shocker force field around it and curls up in a ball and rocks back and forth.

Many stupid Mary-Sues try to walk through the barrier but then..."BUZZ! YOU'VE BEEN ZAPPED!"

Chloe & Katie easily walk through force field.

"But but why didn't you get ZAPPED?" Lego makes twitchy movements.

Katie & Chloe say w/ evil smiles. "We don't wear LIP GLOSS!!!"

"Love me!" Gimles goes around hitting fangirls with his axe to get some attention.

Acorn and Awry go slow/dirty dance somewhat like normal people. Elrond sees this, puts on his sunglasses, actually he stole the sunglasses from agent Smith, then takes out elven sword and repeatedly pokes Acorn in the back. Acorn draws some attention to himself when he jumps on stage and starts imitating Elvis Presley. Then he points Awry out in the crowd which she is no longer in.

"Awry? Awry? Where'd you go sweetheart?"- Acorn

But the word sweetheart made him think of another Elvis song: Blue Christmas and he starts to sing that, forgetting about Awry...for NOW.

Katie & Jared & Chloe were spazzing that they got to go clubbing when they were WAYYY underage.

"SQEEEEEEEEEEEE!"- Katie

"Weeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Hooooooooooooooooooo!" Chloe doesn't inhale oxygen and would black out yet again but she was too excited to do so

Music stops. All look at ceiling. A door with the words : Janitor's Closet had just appeared in the ceiling (after everyone had looked up)

Kelli & Poppy & Merfy flew out holding brooms, mops, and a bottle of vodka and wearing construction hats.

Kelli & Poppy & Merfy start dancing, then music, very different music from before, plays. At the end of dance they interlock arms and tip hats and walk off stage smoothly but can't because they are not on stage and the only open door, which they ever so smoothly crash into, is an emergency exit that has an alarm directly connected to the police, fire station, and hardware store.

All people from those places appear in a giant ketchup bottle. No one cares. "Regular" music starts to play again and people dance. Fernando & Sham FINALLY come into club.

"Sham, you ever play PINATA?"-Fernando

"Pinata? No, Mr. Fernando. I ain't never heard of Pinata."- Sham

"Well, we're playin' it now!"- Fernando

"I don't advice that Mr. Fernando."-Sham

"Sham, my good fellow have I ever mislead you before?"- Fernando

"Well,...there was that time you told me we were goin' to an all you can eat buffet and locked me in a closet, then there was the time you told me that if I kept drinkin' the margarita mix was goin' to eat me, then there was also the time you said if I stuffed straws up my nose I wouldn't get brain damage, and..."- Sham

Fernando puts blindfolds on Sham, having pink fuzzy blindfolds that say PRINCESS on them. "Well, this is really FUN FUN FUN! Now just take this stick and hit that shiny disco ball! SHINY!"

"DISCO! But I can't see Mr. Fernando! I CAN'T SEE!"- Sham

"I almost FORGOT! I HAVE to SPIN you first!" Fernando spins him to the point of him wanting to barf.

Ball had to be lowered a lot so the hobbits could reach it. So it was pretty much just hovering over the floor.

Sham barfs and hits disco ball with unexpected strength.

"Ouch!"- Ball

Everyone forms a giant line and hit the ball...and each other. Except Awry, who still hasn't reappeared, and Acorn who was still onstage singing, oblivious to everything. Each time the ball was hit it went "Ow!" or "Ouch"

The giant ketchup bottle fell over. No one cared.

The disco ball retracted to the ceiling and just as it was going back into the sun -roof retractable roof ceiling Bomby flew out. (Not like falling actually flying like a birdie) Bomby realizes he's not a bird and turns into a cartoon character.

GoGolf randomly screams at Poppy. "FOOL of a FOOL!"

Poppy dances around GoGolf. "HAHAHA! You messed it up! Now YOU'RE THE FOOL!!!"

GoGolf zappes him and he turns into a demented pig-like creature. "DAMN! I was going for fax machine so I could fax myself to therapy."

"QUACK!"- Poppy