Disclaimer: Thank you my faithful reviewers you have saved me from the law! Mahahahaha! Now all I have to do is write: I do not own Lord of the Rings 8 million times on a blackboard with a glue stick! But it doesn't bother me because it has to do with Lord of the Rings! YEAH!!!!! Ok, only 7,999,998 more to go! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chapter 6: The One Where You Actually Thought They'd Leave

After a full night of clubbing and odd happenings the Fellowship decided they should actually think about maybe possibly LEAVING Rivendell. Actually, it came to them all in a DREAM!

Fernanodo's Dream:

Fruit. Oranges, Apples, Pickles all lined up. They started to sing:

"We want the ring

We want the ring

We're going to steal

and take

and rip it off your neck

'cause we want the ring

We want the ring

POTATO!"

Sham's Dream:

It was the 70's dance Par-tay and everyone was boogieing' down and he had just been just been crowned Disco King and King of the Veggie Tale Village.

Poppy's Dream:

He was just sitting there minding his own business smoking weed as usual when a ghost came along. He attempted to hug it but went straight through and went down an infinent abyss and landed in an acorn field in Mario world.

Merfy's Dream:

He was at a fair and filling a glass with various colors of sand.

Lego's Dream:

His hairbrush became a person and they were best friends. Then it started raining door knobs.

Acorn's Dream:

Awry was dancing around a giant glowing lightbulb. A window opened. A frog flew in the window. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Gimles' Dream:

Lego lying on the ground bleeding and him hitting Lego repeatedly with his axe. Thousands of fangirls scream, cut off his ears, glue them back on, scream some more, and revive Lego. (Turns out it was a bit of a nightmare)

GoGolf's Dream:

He and tiger Woods were golfing at a putt-putt place and they both swung back ever so gently to hit the ball and Tiger Woods breaks his hip and falls over.

GoGolf skips around saying, "I'm not the only one! I'm not the only one! He's old too!" and then he falls and breaks ankle.

Bomby's Dream:

Explosives! BOOM! Pyrotechnics! Poof! Chemicals! (I guess it runs in the family)

El Smitho's Dream:

He's in a pool. A pool of jello. It starts to snow aluminum foil so he sun bathes.

Awry's Dream:

Monkeys. Monkeys swinging in trees. Then it changes to Acorn. Actually his face resembled the monkey's. Then his face began to get old and wrinkly. Then it decayed. Then it went backwards until he was covered in acne. And then to when he was a baby. Then there was a ladder.

The Next Morning:

"I think we should leave Rivendell."- GoGolf

"Really now?"- Fernando

"Yes Really."- GoGolf

"You sure?"- Fernando

"Yes, I'm sure."- GoGolf

"Really?"- Fernando

"Yes."- GoGolf

"Are you positive?"-Fernando

"Yes."- GoGolf watching birds.

"If you were anymore positive you would explode?"- Fernando (hehe mellon)

GoGolfstops bird watching to ponder this, non-existent bird he was watching falls and dies.

Acorn and Awry are on a bridge. Actually it's a giant pine cone going over a river. Awry falls. Comes back like in a video game. (the phasing thing) Awry falls again. Acorn watches. She reappears (again) drenched in wet clothes.

"You could have caught me!"-Arwy

"I know."- Acorn

"Ah, that's so sweet! I give you" Arwy takes necklace off of neck, "my necklace of specialness." She gives him necklace with captive bee at the end which stings them both...a lot.

"Ow" sting "I'm" sting "allergic" sting "to" sting "bees" sting. Acorn blows up like a hot air balloon and floats away.

Awry waves goodbye.

Acorn pops on random tower that just sprung out of the ground.

Awry smiles.

Everyone is packing to leave on the ROAD TRIP!

"Woooo! Merry can you believe it! This is my first Road trip Ever!" Poppy does girlish hand thing and takes swig of whiskey from his over-sized flask.

"Really...I Wonder WHY."- Merfy

"Oh yeah, people say I drink too much and smoke too much and annoy people too much and talk too much and am short too much and have spaz attacks too much and..."- Poppy

"You do."- Merfy

Chloe pulls Fernando to one side of the gazebo after pushing him down a hill into some rose bushes.

"Fernando, I have to tell you something."- Chloe

"Sorry I've already sold my soul to Sham and the ring."- Fernando

"O....K . No, but what I have to say is…" Chloe says in very dramatic voice. "Do not trust those who cross your path only to deceive no matter how much of your heart is filled with pity. Do, however, trust those who have always proven themselves trustworthy and you have never faltered to trust before." She nods toward Sham, does Dr. Evil thing and puts finger to mouth and starts to walk away graciously, then trips on a plastic frog.

"Rippet! I am dead. I will haunt you. Rippet!"- Frog

Back to packing:

Chloe, Jared, Katie, and Kelli go to spy on the Fellowship while they pack. They catch some very VALUBLE blackmail. First they went to the rooms where the Fellowship members are staying and packing.

Lego's Room:

Katie, Chloe, Kelli, and Jared were creeping in the bushes outside Lego's room.

SQUEAK!

"What the hell was that?"- Katie

"Ummm...I think I just steped on a rubber duck." Jared steps on it again.

"No! Don't hurt him! He's my friend!"- Kelli

"Shut up! He'll hear us!" Chloe screams.

"No he won't."- Kelli

"Oh my God! Yes he will! He's got...ELVEN hearing."-Katie

All look up.

Lego is sticking his head out a closed window and staring down at them.

"Oh Shit!"- Katie

"Shhh..."- Chloe

"Hi!:- Kelli

"Wow." Jared shocking and suddenly amazed by elves.

Lego cannot see them, "Hullo there?"

"Doesn't Lego have extra-specialty seeing?"- Chloe

"Yea, why can't he see us?"- Katie

They all stand up and wave hands in front of his face, "HELLO!!!"

"Hmmm..." Lego goes back to packing.

"That was odd."- Jared

"Really?"-Katie

"Yup."- Jared

Chloe digs a hole.

Kelli starts to bury duck in hole and cry.

"Ummm..."- Katie

Jared whips out his magical spoon he stole from Chloe's lunch box a year ago and helps.

Katie stares into window, transforms into wood pecker and starts to banging her birdy head against the window.

Lego packing inside, "OK, I have my toilet paper, bow, 50,000 magically disappearing and reappearing spare arrows, macaroni, goldie the goldfish, sock, party dress, post its, my rock collection,...OMG! Where is my FLUFFY?! No! No! Fluffy! Where are you FLUFFY!" He shrieks so loud the window breaks, pushes Katie off the edge and transforms her back into human form and runs out of room shrieking, "FLUFFY!"

All stare.

"I still have his tape recorder." Katie smiles evily.

"Please tell me you recorded that!"- Chloe

"Of course! Would I miss an opportunity like that?!"- Katie

"Ok great! Who shall we spy on next?"- Chloe

"POPPY!"- Everyone exclaimes.

Poppy's Room:

There were no bushes outside his window so Jared, Chloe, Katie & Kelli were instead hiding in a puddle. The four hobbits were actually sharing a room but Poppy had knocked them out with a cookie sheet.

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! I have my lucky necklace and my pretty pink nail polish to paint...I mean," Poppy took on a manly voice, "fend off Orcs!"

Random laugh track plays laughter and applause.

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Anyway I have Lego's secret blackmailable Fluffy and cabbage and WEED! AND more WEED! AND WEED! Oh right, and some WEED! BEER! AND WEED!"- Poppy

"Yea, he's OBSESSED! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Hobbits2 (new name for Chloe, Katie, Jared, and Kelli all at the same time) go rather crazy.

Poppy comes to join them.

Hobbits wake up. Hobbits & Hobbits2 are hyper together and Par-Tay!

Lego comes charging through Par-Tay, "FLUFFY! FLUFFY come back to me!"

GoGolf comes out of his room in a bright orange bathrobe with pink pineapples on it and a cow which he had apparently thought was a towel wrapped around his head.

"What's all the racket?"- GoGolf

Poppy takes tennis racket out of his extra super duty pocket and hits GoGolf over the head.

GoGolf goes unconscious.

Poppy ignores Hobbits2 pressed up against wall like spies and blowing bubbles and goes back to packing. "Ok so I have..."

Bubble pops.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm afraid!"-Poppy

"That's my job!"- Lego

"And it's my job to do this! YOINK!" Kelli steals nothing.

Poppy cowers, "I am not surrounded by bubbles."

"Sure you are."- Jared

"AH! No I'm not!" Poppy rocks back and forth.

"Let's take over the world together."- Jared

Poppy perks up, "OK!"

Chloe & Katie raid Poppy's stuff for fangirl shrines. "OMG! It's Poppy's STUFF!"

A Few Hours Later:

Chloe and Katie had confiscated everything Poppy owned except his weed and beer because they knew that those were his most PRIZED possessions and instead gift wrapped them and went to FedEx and shipped them to Jared and Poppy's secret (shhh) Take Over the World Headquarters (TOW).

At Take Over The World Headquarters

Jared & Poppy are planning evilly.

"3"- Jared

"5"- Poppy

"7"- Jared

"Australia!"- Poppy

Jared & Poppy play ping pong.

"Ding Ding Knock Knock!"- UPS Guy

"I'll get the door!" Poppy excitedly jumps through fireplace and into window.

UPS Guy apparently let himself in through non-existent door, "I have a package!"

"We have a package!"- Poppy

Bobble head nods.

Poppy faints!

Chloe & Katie appear.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"- Katie

"Poppy!"- Chloe

Both pour water and beer on him, "We'll save you!"

Poppy sniffs, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" sleepy and homer Simpson-like, "BEER!" He quickly jumps up and sniffs for source of beer, "BEEER!" spots it and runs over and rips package out of UPS Guy's hands.

"AHHH!" UPS Guy bursts into tears, "You...gave...me...a...PAPERCUT! WAH!!!!!!!!"

Katie, Chloe, Jared and Poppy get tired of the winey UPS Guy and snap their fingers, smiling, and disappear.

Back in Rivendell (yes still in Rivendell):

Everyone is packed and ready to go-ish. Standing at the gateway to Rivendell (is there a gateway?)

Poppy, Katie, Jared, and Chloe appear.

"And the Fellowship shall depart on their perilous quest to save Middle Earth." Elrond bows slightly.

Fellowship & Hobbits2 bow.

"How was that for good timing?"- Jared

Hehe! So you think they should leave now? Umm...shall I stall ever longer? evil look No I won't! I was just inspired about how I could spice up The Mines of Moria. Ohhh even more suspense for you. Now I'd like to thank some of my reviewers.

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