Hello all! This chapter has not been posted yet for my thoughts again drifted! Now they're leaking out of my head! Ahhh! No! Mommy! Wait...chapter! Riiiiight! Must get back funny thoughts!!!

Ok now that I've disturbed you all, well hopefully, with my talking to myself, you know you do it too! Thank you all my faithful viewers!!!!!!!!! Yip-di-do-da! Ok....

Disclaimer: Hello I would just like to say that I do not...

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"AHEM...It seems last time Chtrin made some bloody judgmental comments and me and my colleagues took some bloody offence and are here to bloody complain. I have a scroll of parchment here and my spectacles with which to assist me read it... (unrolls scroll) AHEM AGAIN...We the hobbitses of the British part of the Shire demand to not be made fun of in Disclaimers and such. Oh, whoops wrong scrool. AHEM...Chtrin does not own Lord of the Rings."

Chtrin: "Hey dude you stole my line!"

"Uh...." (Runs on his oh so British legs)

Chapter 9: Again with the Random

A Random bird Randomly falls from the sky, lands on a trampoline, spoings back up, falls again, lands in a Random pile of cactuses, spoings back up, hits a Random UFO, and falls back and hits GoGolf in the head

"Oww!"- Fernando

"Mr. Fernando are you alright?"- Sham

Fernando cries.

"What is it Mr. Fernando?" Sham

"Y...you...you...."- Fernando

"What?"-Sham

"You...you..."- Fernando

"I think he's trying to say something."- Fernando

"Duh! You short little ugly dude!"- Lego

"I heard that!"- Gimles

"That's shocking!"- Lego

"Yes?"- Sham

"SMELL!" Fernando bursts out crying.

Merfy and Poppy burst out laughing.

0.o - Sham

"Fool of a took!"- Acorn

"Fool OF a took!"- Lego

"FOOL of a took!" - Acorn

"FOOL of a TOOK!" - Lego

Poppy: "What?!"

"Oh we don't actually want you!" - Acorn

: ( - Poppy

"Yea we're just trying to figure out who does the best GoGolf impression!" - Lego

0.o - Poppy

GoGolf bitch slaps all of them.

"HEY!"- Fernando

"HEY!"- Sham

"HEY!"- Merfy

"HEY!"- Gimles

"HEY!"- Katie

"HEY!"- Kelli

"HEY!"- Jared

"HEY!"- Chloe

"We deserved it!"- Acorn & Lego

"HEY! Why the hell did you slap me?! I should be slapping you! You jack ass!" Poppy leaps and attempts to slap GoGolf. Struggles. Falls. Tries again. "AHH!"

"Hahaha! Mahahaha!" GoGolf said evil manic laughter.

Poppy jumps REALLY high and grabs the end of GoGolf's beard, climbs up it and slaps him really hard! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

GoGolf's lip trembles, he starts to cry.

"AWW! Is poor GoGolfy sad?!" - Lego

"WAH" GoGolf runs away and cowers in a corner sucking his thumb

Poppy chuckles with evil manic laughter. "Mahahahahahaha!"

0.o Everyone blinks.

Poppy coughs. "I mean...REVENGE IS SWEET!!!!"

"YEA!!!!"- Hobbits2

The rest of the Fellowship slowly back away.

"Don't you think we should be...." - GoGolf

He was unable to finish his sentence for at this point a 500 pound bird fell Randomly out of a Random cloud and exploded all over his shiny grey wizardy hair causing him to run and scream like a girlie until he realized that the bird was still perched on top of his head and humming to itself!

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"- Bird

Hobbits Hobbits2 Fellowship roll on ground and tree roots and puddles of nuclear waste with laughter.

A Random person walks up to Fellowship with a smile WAYYYYYYYYYYYY to big to not be creepy!

Gimles tackles him.

Random guy smiles.

Hobbits poke Random Guy.

Random Guy smiles.

"Sooooo Smiles who are you? AHH! I can't take it!" Acorn beats up Random Smiley Guy.

Random Guy smiles "I am the body of the disembodied voice."

0.o - Everyone

"Disembodied voices have...bodies?!"- Lego

"Where the hell did you come from anyway?!"- Merfy

"I fell off the helicopter!"- Random Guy

0.o - Everyone

GoGolf: "Where the bloody hell did that bloody bird come from?"

Fernando: "Where the bloody hell did your bloody accent come from?!"

Sham "Why the bloody hell are my feet so bloody hairy?!"

All: 0.o

"I was hit by a train once!"- Random Guy

"What about the bloody bird?!"- GoGolf

"This sounds like a job for..."- Kelli

"Selective Hearing Boy!"- Poppy

"And his assistants..."- Jared

"Kosmic Kosher Dill Pickle Girl"- Kati

"And..."- Merfy

"Daffidil Flower of Infinite Darkness Girl"- Chloe

Poppy, Katie, and Chloe appeared on top of a Random cliff with their cloaks on like capes and screaming "DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!"

0.o - Everyone

Poppy & Katie & Chloe fly to Mt. Doom yelling "DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!" and throwing water balloons full of pudding, courtesy of Kelli, at Random orcs and a few evil people before realizing they had neither the One Ring nor the ability to fly!

"AAAAAAAAA"- Poppy

"AAAAHHHHH"- Katie

"HHHHHHHHH"- Chloe

SUSPENSE!

Yay! I finally finished! I actually started right after posting the 8th chapter at dinner which incidently didn't make my parents to happy! Watch out for the flying monkeys behind you! And now to thank my reviewers!: