I'm on winter break now so I'll b posting a lot more. I hope by the end of break to have this story finished. I had a lot of ideas for this chapter and couldn't decide between them so I tried to combine them all! I hoped that works! Please read and review!

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Chloe: I feel like listening to The Steve Miller Band.

Katie: What does that have to do with not owning Lord of the Rings?

Chloe: (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)

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Suddenly a Random duck falls from the sky wearing a biker helmet. Then a Random ostrich fell from another cloud wearing a fireman hat. Then a Random penguin fell from the sky wearing a cowboy hat. Then a Random goose fell from the sky wearing a cowboy hat. Then a Random Platypus fell out of the sky wearing a construction hat. Then a large Random chicken fell in the center of all the other birds. They all start singing/humming the tune to the Macarena and doing the moves to the cha cha slide.

"My name is Dwane!" Kelli said randomly.

Everyone make a face 0.o and slowly backed away.

"Hit it Poppy!" Kelli/Dwayne said.

Music starts playing. A multi-color light-up floor appears. A disco ball drops fromsomewhere. Kelli/Dwayne starts to sing. A crowd forms.

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!" Dwane started to sing

"Something Original!" said a Random person in crowd.

"First Verse the worst, Oh I wish I was a daisy! Second Verse, same as the first, oh I wish I was a daisy, Third Verse, same as the first,"- Dwayne/ Kelli

"Hey that's my song." Jared said and jumps on stage.

Dwayne and Jared start singing a duet and when they get to verse 57 Poppy, Katie and Chloe come flying and laughing!

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Poppy, Katie and Chloe yelled.

"Ummriiiight!" Acorn said and looked frightened.

"How are you alive?" GoGolf asked.

Poppy & Katie & Chloe make odd face 0.o

"FOOL OF A TOOK! FOOL OF A BLANCH! FOOL OF A KUPERMAN!" GoGolf screamed kind of randomly.

Chloe rolls on ground with hysterical laughter.

Fellowship all make odd face. 0.o

Katie & Kelli & Jared just shrugged and said "We're used to it!"

"Ooook. So Sam, sup?" Merfy asked because he couldn't take not talking for awhile.

Sham was cooking. "I'm cooking for Mr. Fernando!" he said.

"But we JUST ate! And you don't have anything in your pan!" Merfy commented.

Sham looks down at pan, it's empty, he starts to whistle and puts grass and snow in pan.

Fernando says from far away "I already told you Sham, I'm not hungry!"

Merfy tries to strike up conversation "So Un-hooded Guy, where do you get your pipes?"

"MY NAME IS FRICKEN ACORN! You've known that since Cheese (meaning Bree in books)! Why do you insist on calling me Un-hooded Guy?!" Acorn screamed get sick n' tired of the name situation.

Merfy gave a weird smile.

Acorn picks up the pan Sham was cooking with and hits Merfy with it.

"Oww! Sorry that you didn't want to be all Kingy and decided to go around looking like you had just rolled in the mud and went by some other damn name!" Merfy said.

"I apologize Merfy I did not consider that you indeed make no mistake and that it was not the fault of you that the manner I was introduced to you was not the same manner in which I wish to be looked in now!" Acorn said sounding sincere.

"OOOOk I...forgive...you?!" Merfy said confused and made an odd face.

Acorn mumbles loudly "You probably too short to remember anyways!"

"THAT'S IT!" Merfy yelled and tackles him

Acorn & Merfy start fighting.

Fellowship & Hobbits2 yell "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

Bomby is talking to Lego "I bet 5 watch shifts on the lil' one!"

Lego says "Deal!"

"I want in on that! 10 shifts on Acorn!" Gimles said.

"Did you just agree with Lego?!" GoGolf questioned and raised an eyebrow.

"NO! I simply...! NO!" Gimles babbles.

Lego smirks "Yes you did!"

"I did not!" said Gimles.

"Did too!" said Lego.

Did not!" said Gimles.

"Did too!" said Lego.

"Did not!" said Gimles.

"Did too!" said Lego.

"Did not!" said Gimles.

Lego & Gimles break into fist fight

Bomby says "15 shifts on the one with shiny hair! SHINY!"

GoGolf says anxiously "I'll take that wager! I've seen dwarfs fight! Oh and also: Would you learn our names already?! I mean seriously you call all the hobbits lil' ones when they're names are clearly: Bobo's nephew, Bobo's nephew's gardener, Curly haired one, and FOOL OF A TOOK!"

"I DIDN'T DO IT!" Poppy responded instanly.

GoGolf says not noticing "And you call Lego one with Shiny hair, and Gimles slightly taller than lil' ones, and Acorn dumbass who stole my throne and Me Old Grey one!"

Fellowship (including the ones who were fighting) & Hobbits2 stop what they were doing and burst out in severe laughter "That's what he calls you!" more laughter!

"Don't make me get angry!" GoGolf said getting angry already.

All laugh harder.

GoGolf yells "I'm serious!"

All laugh harder.

"You give me no choice!" GoGolf yelled and hits his staff to the ground and they all appear on the top of Cadorhas which actually looks like it's mid-spring and is covered in flowers and all happyful!

All save GoGolf yell happily "YAY!" and run around in circles.

Snow plops on their heads and they begin to freeze.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" GoGolf scream with EVIL laughter!

All make face 0.o

GoGolf causes Random slide to appear and everyone starts to slide down the mountain.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

All YELL in overexcited happiness!

They land at the lake/pond/gross body of water in front of the door of Moria!

"Finally we're actually getting somewhere!" GoGolf yelled happily.

Everyone pushes GoGolf into water.

Water starts to bubble.

"It's like a bubble bath!" Poppy said excitedly.

Merfy & Poppy & Bomby & Sham & Hobbits2 start to pour bubble bath stuff into the water "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! THE BUBBLES!"

"FOOL OF A TOOK!" GoGolf shouts.

"They started it!" Poppy said.

GoGolf goes back to muttering at doors

Fernando comes over to him "Wait isn't it a riddle?"

"Hey dude I said that an hour ago!" Merfy said.

Gimles falls into water "Ahhh! You stupid Elf! You pushed me into the icky slimey stuff!

Lego is far away but looks suspicious "How could you tell you were already icky and slimy! Besides how could I have push you in? I'm all the way over here!"

Merfy and Poppy giggle loudly from inside tree.

Acorn hears them, walks over and pulls back Random curtain in the middle of the tree.

Inside the tree there is a small space Merfy and Poppy are standing in, the space was not even hobbits could usually fit in but they had shrunk because they ate the wrong Mario Mushroom. The tree was filled with finger paints and pictures that look like they had been done by 2 year olds. No offense to Poppy's or Merfy's artistic (or lack there of) skill.

Merfy dips his finger in the yellow finger paint and pokes Poppy's nose and giggles.

Poppy dips his finger in blue finger paint and pokes Merfy's nose and giggles.

Both burst out in hysterical laughter.

"I wanna play" Acorn said as he jumps into the tree and magically shrinks and starts playing with the finger paints.

Bomby tosses rocks repeatedly into water, gets bored with rocks and starts throwing other things like: trees, clumps of dirt, dead animals, GoGolf, his hair, a Random tire...

GoGolf comes out of waterish type thing REALLY mad! "Fool of a Took!"

Poppy yells from tree "I didn't do it!"

GoGolf shakes like a wet dog, mumbles angrily to himself and gets in fight with Bomby leaving the gate to Moria unsupervised.

Fernando, Sham, Katie, Jared, Kelli and Chloe poke door repeatedly.

"We're soooo easily amused!" Hobbits2 screamed and laughed.

"Maybe if I put the Ring on the door it will open for us!" Fernando said spaced again.

"No Mr. Fernando!" Sham yelled or tried too but he had laryngitis.

"Oh what do I do now?" Fernando said still spaced.

"Nothin'" Sham said, "that's what I was just sayin'."

Hobbits2 & Fernando blink dramatically.

Katie turns to Chloe "Hey mellon do pigeons really...?"

The door gate thing opens.

"Oh right mellon is the specially special secrety secret word that opens the door!"

Hobbits2 do strange happy dance.

Merfy jumps out of the tree, covered in many colors of paint and wearing a multi-colored headband "Hey that's my line!"

"Nah-uh it's mine!" Fernando argued.

"Mine!" Merfy yelled.

"Mine!" Fernando yelled.

"Mine!" Merfy yelled and bitched slapped Fernando.

"Mine!" Fernando yelled and bitched slapped Merfy.

Cartoon fist-fight cloud appears.

"Mine!" Random Leprechaun shouts.

Merfy and Fernando pause and blink.

"Hullo!" Leprechaun said.

Poppy comes out of tree covered in paint to look at and poke Leprechaun. "Poke!"

"Ahhh! It burns!" The Leprechaun says as he starts to have a spasm

"Hey you're taller than me!" Fernando told the Leprechaun.

"Top... (spaz) of... (spaz) the... (spaz) mornin'... (spaz) to ... (spaz) ya" the Leprechaun said still spazzing.

"AHHHH! FIEND! LEAVE US!" GoGolf screamed. He levitates the Leprechaun and throws him into the water/lake thing.

"AHHH! Me Lucky Charms!" The Leprechaun yelled while flying and landing in the water.

The water turns the Leprechaun into a giant monster/squid/octupus/thing.

"HOLY CRAP!" Everyone choursed.

"FOOL of a GoGolf" Poppy screeched.

GoGolf looks surprised!

"Yea! How does it make you feel? Huh? Punk?!" Poppy said in a gangsta voice, doing gangsta hand motions.

Hobbits and Hobbits2 start cheering session for Poppy! GO POPPY! GO POPPY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Loooooooooooooooooooooooong confused pause.

"I'm soo sorry I forgot and I didn't get you a present" Acorn says sadly to Poppy.

Yay! I finally finished! I wish I had gotten further in this chapter but I really wanted to post this quickly!

SydeWinder: Yay! I actually can spell! Aziraphale! Aziraphale! Aziraphale! Random! Hobbits! Shire!

Hype: I am sooooooooo sorry I have this great idea for your entrance unfortunley I was hoping they would get further in this chapter so I could include your part but I just had to end it there and post it! I swear next chapter they will be in Moria and you will make your grand entrance! Thanks for reviewing!

BooDaHamster: Thanks so much for reviewing! Yes, randomness is very good for the soul and for the insane! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ROCK ON RANDOMNESS!

LissewenLuinWilwarin: Thanks for reviewing! I'll be sure to be careful about dragon affairs!

All these people made me very happy by reviewing! Please review and I will be even HAPPIER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!